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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: Want to do drugs without getting in trouble for it? Murder someone, get the death sentence, and when they ask you about your final meal, just ask for your favorite drugs!
https://redd.it/1cpz4ro
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SLPT: If you are drowning, just drink the water
https://preview.redd.it/edoiow4qcvzc1.jpg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f59b2e82fb6f2bd68ebdd99ac1ec248d7b846ed3
https://redd.it/1cps8yr
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SLPT: How to keep cake moist
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https://redd.it/1cpm5yj
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SLPT: If you want to lie about having a high body count, try buying human teeth in bulk online, they only cost $4 each and really make your story more convincing
https://redd.it/1cp8655
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SLPT: Emergency Vehicles
If you encounter an emergency vehicle with it’s lights on, coming your way, it is always best to just stop immediately where you are on the road and not move, like deers do in headlights. This way the emergency vehicle knows which way they have to slalom through the traffic to get around you. Then immediately get behind them as it is a quick way to get through heavy traffic.
https://redd.it/1coug0k
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SLPT - If your dream is to one day fly in a fighter jet formation all you have to do is fly a small plane over controlled air space, and don't respond when the tower calls you. Easy peasy! Your fighter jet escort will pull into formation alongside you!
https://redd.it/1coifze
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SLPT: Speed to avoid accidents. For example, if someone ran a stop sign or makes an improper turn or lane change you could avoid an accident with them because you’re ahead of the game
https://redd.it/1cocj2u
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LPT: if you don’t want people to look at you, start picking them your nose. If they keep it up… offer them the booger
https://redd.it/1coa78m
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SLPT: men if you want to cheat please be smart enough not to get caught.
https://redd.it/1cnkwex
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SLPT: Women, if you want to avoid being on your period for a certain event, just get pregnant some time before.
https://redd.it/1cn104q
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SLPT: If you ever get imprisoned and fear being raped, be super clingy and beg to be raped instead. You will creep out the other inmates so much that it’ll turn them off and they will go looking for someone else to rape who isn’t as easy as you.
https://redd.it/1cmo62t
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SLPT: A paper clip can be fashioned into a simple cord hanger for your wall wart charger
https://redd.it/1cm8anl
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SLPT: Women - if you're feeling bad about your looks, instead of wasting money on make up, put two paper (not plastic!) bags over your head. Men love a mysterious woman.
https://redd.it/1clxr04
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SLPT: Need more enjoyment out of life? Eat a few bags of candy bars, but fun-size only
https://redd.it/1clrlz1
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SLPT: Don't take showers so you don't have to reapply deodorant.
https://redd.it/1cpxyrv
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SLPT: Always reheat any leftover seafood dish in the microwave, preferably one you share with other people, like at work. Your friends and coworkers will thank you for giving them a chance to enjoy the aroma.
https://redd.it/1cpm8qr
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SLPT Tape CDs and USBs full of nonsense under drawers and behind pictures. Then when you die the people left behind will lose their minds trying to figure out the mystery.
https://redd.it/1cpemwj
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SLPT: How can I get a cheap hotel room?
* **Compare Prices:** To see how much different hotels cost, use websites or apps that let you book rooms.
* **Be flexible:** If you want to find cheaper rates, try changing the times of your trip. Prices change with the season and day of the week.
* **Look for Deals:** Check to see if hotels or booking sites are running any specials, discounts, or group deals.
* **Location:** Hotels that aren't right in the middle of everything or that are close to public transportation places may be less expensive.
* **Sign up for loyalty programs:** Hotel chains offer special deals and perks to people who join their loyalty programs or become members.
* **Use the "Incognito" mode:** When you search online, use the "private" or "incognito" mode to keep prices from going up because of what you've looked for.
* **Talk about the price:** Sometimes, calling the hotel and talking about the price can get you a better deal, especially if you book at the last minute.
https://redd.it/1cowaqr
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SLPT: Shark attack.
https://redd.it/1comjio
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LPT: If you prefer not to draw attention to yourself, begin by picking your nose. If others persist in staring, consider sharing the booger with them.
https://redd.it/1cofd2m
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SLPT: See someone really attractive but you’re too nervous to ask for their number? Bump into their car and cause minor damage so you have to exchange contact info
https://redd.it/1cobx5m
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SLPT: Master the Art of Losing Money
https://redd.it/1co4qf5
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SLPT: shit your pants once a week to stay humble and ward off predators
https://redd.it/1cncyp7
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SLPT: Need floss in a pinch? Pull an elastic thread from the inside of your sock.
https://redd.it/1cn7j0v
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SLPT: Save money on Mothers Day flowers and avoid the crowds by visiting the local cemetery.
https://redd.it/1cmv5fc
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SLPT: Save money filling your swimming pool by creating a water leak
Most cities have leak forgiveness adjustment.
1. Locate a water supply pipe in the house that is convenient to break
2. Get a water pump to collect the water and pump into the pool
3. Once the pool is full, call a plumber to fix the leak. Make sure to save the receipt as you need proof the leak is fixed.
4. Contact the municipal water supply to request for water leak adjustment to your water bill.
https://redd.it/1cmn1ku
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SLPT: Baby Onboard
It is always a great idea to place “Baby Onboard” stickers on your car and then drive like a complete A-hole. It lets everyone around know you really care about the child in the car.
https://redd.it/1cm7sjt
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SLPT: Pull off some of your ass hair whenever you're in the shower so that by the end of the year you'll be ass hair free and never have dingleberries ever again.
https://redd.it/1cm3lws
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SLPT: The flashing school zone lights are there so you remember to pick up your kids on the way home from the bar.
https://redd.it/1clryl3
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