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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: Wearing any kind of safety gear is an admission that you aren't entirely an expert in your field, not wearing any protection or gear will impress potential employers
https://redd.it/1cut04w
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SLPT: If you are co-parenting a baby/toddler, get some mild fart spray and from time to time release it around the kid and then say "looks like they've pooped - leave it with me!". That way you get the credit without having to do the work
https://redd.it/1cumv8l
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SLPT: If you don't wanna study for the test, sleep with textbook under your pillow or on your face.
Your brain will absorb the knowledge overnight!
https://redd.it/1cu5ue6
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SLPT: Poop lube. Keep a bottle of lube by the toilet for preparation for a large or dry poop.
https://redd.it/1ctzbqd
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SLPT: order ghost food from major chain restaurants
Show them how much we love them
Make fake accounts. Join community wifi and order as much as you can out of the major chain restaurants that have overpriced there food and that ask for mandatory tips
https://redd.it/1ctonq1
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SLPT: Too much water in your rice? Not a problem.
https://redd.it/1ctep6u
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SLPT Stupid kids?
Shred up books and put it in their food. They will eat the knowledge right up!
https://redd.it/1csywd4
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SLPT: if you're bitten by a shark,
https://redd.it/1csio00
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SLPT Buy some edible underwear and you will never want for a snack 😋
You may want to consume them earlier in the day?
https://redd.it/1csbafr
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SLPT: Give assholes ear buds
Guy watching TikTok with the sound on at the bar?
Lady on speaker phone with here kids while the plane is boarding?
Buy packs of earbuds for $3/each on AliExpress and hand them out with a "here you go, you probably want to stop annoying everyone around you, asshole."
Bonus - they will likely short out catch on fire and cause irreversible ear damage and facial scarring.
https://redd.it/1cs9q8i
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SLPT: Make your grocery deliveries last longer by ordering takeout every day after it arrives
https://redd.it/1cs4t6c
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SLPT big city life hack
Next time your car takes a bullet randomly and you don't want anyone to know it just get a fake bullet hole sticker and apply it over the hole.
https://redd.it/1cs59me
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SLPT: you can still drive around town in a diesel truck and neutralize the pollution it creates, by carrying a bed full of plants. because plants filter the air, right? that way you're way cleaner than a Tesla
https://redd.it/1cs0db3
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SLPT: Don't play with your food. Instead, give it a fake controller so it will believe it's playing with you.
https://redd.it/1cqiwao
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SLPT When something is guarded 24/7 365 go on a leap day
https://redd.it/1cqb78e
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SLPT: If you realize your SLPT isn't that great halfway through typing the title...
https://redd.it/1curbvt
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SLPT: Never forget the essentials
https://redd.it/1cucnhc
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SLPT: How to hide yourself more menacingly
https://redd.it/1ctzu4o
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SLPT: Put an odd number of socks in the laundry. That way, when one goes missing, you'll have an even number of socks.
https://redd.it/1ctolab
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SLPT: Boiled too much water by accident? Just put it in the freezer, and take it back out when you need it again.
https://redd.it/1ctmwbj
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SLPT: if your partner is too young for you to legally marry them, then you can just legally adopt them, and still get a lot of tax benefits anyway.
https://redd.it/1ct0oij
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SLPT: Want to get stronger without hitting the gym or exercising?
Just get fat. You are guaranteed to get much stronger from all the extra weight you are carrying around all the time.
https://redd.it/1csoolf
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SLPT - If you knew you only had 2 years left to live because of an illness what business venture would you get into to leave your family a fortune?
Legal or not
https://redd.it/1cs7e1l
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SLPT Annoying neighbours? Construct a trebuchet.
They'll probably need to be the ones across the street though.
https://redd.it/1csbevm
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SLPT: instead of squeezing our brain on how to deal with garbage problem, just throw all the trash in the strongest whirlpool (the one I know is in Moose Island, Canada), that way all the trash will be sucked into the bottom of the ocean and will never float anymore, right?
https://redd.it/1csa3ys
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SLPT: When making a sandwich with tomatoes for later in the day, cut the tomatoes open on top of the bread
That way it gets extra soggy!
https://redd.it/1cs7ohm
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SLPT: Repurpose old doll heads and turn them into night lights for your kids.
https://redd.it/1cs4rj8
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LPT: If you want a faithful partner, date a League of Legends player
Just like how they only play the same one game, you know they're not going to go looking for something else if they're with you.
https://redd.it/1crv5en
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Slpt: Mother's Day Hack
Live in the same town as your mother in law. Start making brunch for your wife, the mother of your children. Suggest she help you, since it's for her mom too and she should do something nice for her mom. Slowly do less and less work. In the end you have a nice brunch and you barely did anything.
https://redd.it/1cqdgpw
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SLPT: Instead of paying for a haircut you might not like, cut yourself and get a cut you don't like for free
https://redd.it/1cq5u11
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