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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: First step to financial stability
https://redd.it/1e765uz
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LPT: Too lazy or scared to get up at night? Here's how.
https://redd.it/1e6ul2c
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SLPT place a bike lock on every rack in the city with keys labeled to reduce weight when biking.
https://redd.it/1e5z4ao
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SLPT: want your kitten to stay small and cute forever? Have it start smoking, it’ll stunt its growth
https://redd.it/1e5mr6r
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SLPT Clog your drains with hair to keep out bugs and frogs from coming into your house through the pipes.
https://redd.it/1e5gebf
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SLPT If you want to eat a Porcupine, Hedgehog, Echidna, or other spiked animal. Don't peel it. The spikes are full of fibre.
https://redd.it/1e5a93a
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SLPT: If you're ever on trial for something, play Disney music through your phone. The trial will get taken down for copyright violation and they'll have to throw your case out.
https://redd.it/1e40z5f
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SLPT: How to Make Friends
https://redd.it/1e3p5ju
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SLPT - Turn your LandLord into a Portable Tent.
https://redd.it/1e2tb8n
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SLPT: If you are lonely, dim all lights and watch a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore
https://redd.it/1e2m5aa
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Slpt: How to save money
https://preview.redd.it/d4t4arbg2bcd1.png?width=935&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd463fd0647974b3d0401dbb7b43693391b212dd
https://redd.it/1e2d8ab
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SLPT - If you extend the length of each step you take your shoes will last longer as you will have taken less steps.
https://redd.it/1e27ix0
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SLPT: try eating soup while shirtless
i think i burned a nipple
https://redd.it/1e1zni1
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SLPT: DIY Youtube Downloader
https://redd.it/1e723ho
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SLPT: Beautiful ladies, avoid sexual harrassment by stuffing your face with 20,000 extra calories a day and doing no exercise. Before you know it, those creeps at work won't even give you the time of day.
https://redd.it/1e6epde
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SLPT: Stopped on the shoulder of the highway and want people to actually give you space? Don’t put on your hazards - instead, put on your left turn signal. People will think you’re crazy enough to pull out into highway traffic and change lanes.
Inspired by a car I saw on the shoulder during my drive earlier today.
https://redd.it/1e60b0o
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SLPT: We could solve world hunger by throwing a hamburger into a volcano.
https://redd.it/1e5mh61
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SLPT AMPUTATION IS A QUICK, AFFORDABLE, AND EFFECTIVE WAY TO GET RID OF UNWANTED TATTOOS
https://redd.it/1e5ffff
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SLPT: Add an extra second to the cook-time on the microwave so that you can stop it before it beeps
https://redd.it/1e5erm5
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SLPT: Shark Week is like Mardi Gras for guys. IYKYK.
https://redd.it/1e4a70u
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SLPT: If you run out of Christmas wrapping paper, write Jesus on birthday paper.
https://redd.it/1e3qdb5
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SLPT: It's acceptable to stiff your waitress with a fat tip.
https://redd.it/1e3h2uy
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SLPT: To measure to true extent of your brain power, set your brain on fire, and use the heat to boil water to power a turbine. If it hardly generates any power, it's because you're stupid.
https://redd.it/1e2o6u1
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SLPT: When attending a family or workplace potluck, make sure to bring the Durian
They’ll never forget you.
https://redd.it/1e2jddc
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SLPT: A buss splashes you while walking
https://redd.it/1e2gxyi
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SLPT If your friend ever loses/forgets their phone at your place, call them IMMEDIATELY to let them know.
https://redd.it/1e2avdt
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SLPT - Order hot dogs as your last meal on death row to avoid being executed by the state.
https://redd.it/1e21eu0
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SLPT: when reddit has run out of content to show you, refresh it again, maybe this time will be different
https://redd.it/1e1wzxu
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