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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: Ever go to scratch your balls and your nails just aren’t sharp enough? Don’t have anyone with sharp nails to scratch them for you? Get a ball comb!
The concept of a ball comb is simple, it’s just a shitty plastic comb that you buy with the sole intent to be used to scratch one’s scrotum! or not! just use your everyday comb, i don’t care. just make sure it’s not too sharp, but a dull comb won’t do the job either.
https://redd.it/1eu4efb
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SLPT: Have you committed a serious crime and the police may have a warrant to search your home? Quickly become a hoarder so they need to dig through all your trash.
https://redd.it/1etyjlo
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SLPT: When someone tells you a conspiracy theory, but you don't want to get into a discussion, you can just say "That's unbelievable", but mean it literally 😏
https://redd.it/1etsf02
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SLPT: How to save on gas?
https://redd.it/1etsf8v
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SLPT: When you feel alone...
https://redd.it/1etqjnt
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SLPT: Don't be poor
https://redd.it/1etn2xi
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SLPT: Give a tactful, realistic verbal rating to every conversation you have, e.g. "Must go - good eye contact, somewhat repetitive content, rushed pacing. 6/10. Bye." This honest feedback shows how much you care, demonstrates your leadership ability, and helps make the world a better place.
https://redd.it/1ep4ji0
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SLPT: Name ideas for your daughter
https://redd.it/1eov074
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SLPT: How to end racism
https://redd.it/1eo6m4w
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SLPT: How to park anywhere
https://redd.it/1eo2ikn
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SLPT: Pour boiling water in a glass container and put it in the freezer immediately, so you'll have boiling water ready the next time you need boiling water. No need to wait for the water to boil again.
b o i l i n g
w a t e r
https://redd.it/1eny06b
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SLPT: How to Become a 5-Second Snack
https://redd.it/1enqc8u
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SLPT: lifetips trick
https://redd.it/1enl9gu
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SLPT: Chunky and thicc are not interchangeable and you should never tell your girl her thighs are looking chunky
https://redd.it/1enaiu0
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LPT: Use a piece of bread to clean palettes. Winemakers use them extensively as pallet cleansers.
https://redd.it/1emoync
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SLPT: Save money on printer ink by topping off the cartridges with water when they are 50% empty. Just print your documents darker.
https://redd.it/1eu0fze
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SLPT: If you put bread on both sides of a person's head you are technically "making them a sandwhich."
https://redd.it/1etwn3o
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SLPT: If you’re looking to become a drug addict, consider fentanyl as your drug of choice so you don’t have to worry if it’s laced with anything.
https://redd.it/1etpa48
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SLPT: How to attract women
https://redd.it/1etpq95
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SLPT: Birth Control
https://redd.it/1etmteo
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SLPT: In the United States, it's completely legal for minors to buy 'bitters' that can have up to 35% to 45% alcohol by volume.
Theoretically one could look up some recipes online to make a tasty drink. But that's just conjecture.
https://redd.it/1etmi5x
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SLPT: The ultimate solution on how to get taller
https://redd.it/1eovlj9
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SLPT: Gift ideas this coming Christmas
https://redd.it/1eo34wo
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SLPT: How to Get Your Investment Back from Your Wedding
https://redd.it/1eo1rlu
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SLPT: The best contraceptive is to continue thrusting after ejaculation, to crush the sperms to death like a mortar and pestle.
https://redd.it/1enqwdl
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SLPT: How to pet dogs at airport
https://redd.it/1enptw2
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SLPT: The acronym "TBH" stands for "Titties, Boobs, and Hoobastank".
https://redd.it/1enhuxe
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SLPT: They had one job. Make a memorable decal for the business. Job well done!
https://redd.it/1emsjn1
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SLPT: How to Become Unbiased
https://redd.it/1em712k
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