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SLPT: Repeatedly write "fraufreflufches" without explaining what the fuck it means, and then wait 50 years for a genius French movie director to turn it into a bad ass movie.
https://redd.it/1excc5u
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SLPT: If you plug a toilet and don’t have a plunger, you can make suction with your hands.
https://redd.it/1ewxynx
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SLPT for anyone and everyone…
…named Claire. You are entitled to employment! Simply walk down to your nearest Claire’s and begin to do as you please. Should anyone put up an opposition, kindly remind them “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!” They will likely leave you alone after you identify yourself. After all, you own the place.
Note: In the event that there are one or more Clairi (yes, the plural form of Claire - don’t question it because it is unimportant to the task at hand) who have the same idea, begin by announcing in your boldest voice “There can only be one,” after which the both of you will proceed to throw hands. Of course, this will be no easy task - you always were your own worst enemy.
https://redd.it/1ewo88i
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SLPT: It's a good idea to persistently join "Rimworld" discussions and express your disappointment that there is not nearly enough anilingus, as the title of the game promises.
https://redd.it/1ewjchj
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SLPT: Becoming one of the cool kids
https://redd.it/1ewhi42
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SLPT: If you’re driving and a cop car pulls up behind you with his lights flashing, it means he wants to race and he’s giving you a head start
https://redd.it/1ew74hg
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SLPT: If you ever feel lonely, buy a pack of chewing gum. You'll notice that everyone suddenly wants to be your friend.
https://redd.it/1ew16g8
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SLPT: Ladies that just had a bowel movement, always wipe back to front to save time and toilet paper.
https://redd.it/1evy9eo
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SLPT: How to Be Alive
https://redd.it/1evx7z8
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SLPT: Since French waiters hate all tourists, the next time you're fine dining in France, ask the waiter "Got any ranch?" This will give the waiter a reason to hate you, thus balancing the situation.
https://redd.it/1evswah
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SLPT: Do you want to journal and write all your personal stuff but you’re afraid that someone would read it? No worries. Publish it on a free blog. Nobody will read it or stumble on it.
https://redd.it/1evh93c
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SLPT: If your car’s engine stops working, remove the engine from the car. Now your car has no faulty parts anymore.
https://redd.it/1ev4inf
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SLPT: Buy one of these and keep only a few bottle caps in there over the period of several years, while throwing away all the others, so when your friends and family come over they'll think you drink very little and won't know you're the raging alcoholic you really are
https://redd.it/1euyrnx
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SLPT: The ultimate way to get a female’s number
Go out with your sister or something and pretend she’s your significant other. Find an attractive female and ask her to take picture of you two. Then ask the female to send the photo to you, and voila, you have her number.
https://redd.it/1eurkth
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SLPT vote for Harris
And all your problems will be solved.
https://redd.it/1eujjxm
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SLPT: Never enter a garden through a plant-covered archway. They're infested with genetically modified spiders, and people who pass by are unwitting test subjects. You have a 50/50 chance of turning into Spider-man, or a tragic monster similar to Brundlefly.
https://redd.it/1exam7f
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SLPT Can't afford ADHD meds? Give yourself lead poisoning
According to this study - https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0041008X9898396X , low level lead exposure increases dopamine overflow, hence effectively treating ADHD.
https://redd.it/1ewtgix
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SLPT: Infinite Power Glitch 2024 [NOT CLICKBAIT]
https://redd.it/1ewketa
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SLPT: Become friends with a bunch of criminals and wait for them to commit crimes which you may be able to turn them in for a reward.
https://redd.it/1ewig3w
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SLPT: Getting maximum value out of sunglasses:
Just wear your sunglasses at night. If someone asks why, just say you’re preparing for a solar eclipse and they’ll leave you alone.
https://redd.it/1ewfrdm
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SLPT: How to get away with bank robbery
https://redd.it/1ew5j29
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SLPT: Draw pictures of people you don’t like on toilet paper.
You’ll be surprised how satisfying smearing fresh poop across a poorly drawn image of an enemy can be.
https://redd.it/1ew0kyv
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SLPT: Green Fingers
https://redd.it/1evxjfm
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SLPT: If you're suffering from diarrhea, you can avoid the embarrassment of shitting your pants in public by going around naked.
https://redd.it/1evsv0r
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SLPT: take a long bath right before committing a crime, your fingertips will be wrinkley and fingerprints won't match your regular fingerprints
https://redd.it/1evixlx
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SLPT: if you're tired of getting yelled at for leaving coffee stain with your spoon while getting sugar, replace the white sugar with brown sugar. People won't be able to tell the difference.
https://redd.it/1evftn3
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LPT: Shit Standing Up
It's an irrefutable fact based on alpha wolfs in the jungle. I've been doing it for only a few weeks but it's obvious how intimidated those around me are. People refuse to even use the bathroom after they're seen what I've done in there.
https://redd.it/1ev08r3
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SLPT: Put a huge American flag on your car to show people you “love” America.
Hang a big American flag on your truck to show everybody that you love America more than they do. Or more accurately, you love your weird idea of America more than they do. People will respect you more, definitely not think you’re a douche or asshole. Bonus points for TWO flags up!
https://redd.it/1eurwys
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SLPT: If you have more than one small child and want to save money on toys, just buy one toy. Siblings will instinctively cooperate and share the toy nicely
https://redd.it/1eumlfk
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SLPT: write your shopping list in code
My current shopping list includes 'yogolives'. This isn't a reference to a single product. It means yoghurt AND olives (two separate products). I also have 'blue horse', which is code for Red Bull.
This way, if I accidentally drop my shopping list and someone finds it, they won't know what I am buying.
https://redd.it/1eudf0q
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