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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: How to delay class
If you want to delay the class and your teacher relies on chalk to teach, just eat all of the chalk before class begins.
https://redd.it/1fabteb
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SLPT: Creator on social media who wants more engagement on your posts? Use an alt to start up drama in the comments
People are attracted to drama. More comments creates more engagement on social media posts which generally helps boost you. Make an alt account and stir up beef in there to liven up your comment section to get people to click
https://redd.it/1f9w6ol
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SLPT: Save money on dishwasher tablets by getting a dog.
I noticed that when my whippet, Sparky, had finished licking my dinner plate it was cleaner than when it comes out of the dishwasher. So why are we wasting money on expensive dishwasher tablets?
Extra tip: get a range of dogs for different jobs. Great Danes with their long tongues can get inside large coffee mugs and wine glasses. Chihuahuas are ideal for cutlery and delicate china. It saves on water too so is good for the planet.
https://redd.it/1f9pvky
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SLPT- When u don’t feel like replying to an important text, simply copy and paste “I’m driving with focus turned on. I will reply to your message later.”
https://redd.it/1f9qbxp
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SLPT: DIY rent control
https://redd.it/1f9o42c
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SLPT: Want to save time cooking? Just eat everything straight out of the can!
Why waste time cooking and washing dishes when you can enjoy gourmet meals directly from the can? Soup, beans, even pasta—just pop it open and dig in. Bonus: you’ll never burn your food again
https://redd.it/1f9fkjf
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SLPT: This is how we do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc
https://redd.it/1f9cz6p
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SLPT “Thanks for your knowledge” is a fantastic way to thank someone who went out of their way to thoroughly explain something.
https://redd.it/1f9akwi
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SLPT: beat inflating fuel prices by making sure you only ever spend the same amount every time you visit a gas station.
https://redd.it/1f971xq
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SLPT: Every toilet has a bidet if you shit hard enough
https://redd.it/1f8tn14
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LPT Put you phone in the microwave for a stunning video!
https://redd.it/1f8gcv7
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SLPT: Make sure potential customers pay attention to you junk mail.
Send your junk mail via Certified Mail. Your customer will think it’s a check and wait in line to pick it up. Plus they’re guaranteed to open and read it! Score!
https://redd.it/1f828xh
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SLPT: Set your alarm an hour early so you can fit in a quick nap before work
https://redd.it/1f80y8w
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SLPT: they have free laundry baskets at most grocery stores.
https://redd.it/1f7ze2d
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SLPT: Free tattoo
Handpoke a swastika or similar symbol in the desired place and then go to one of those places that cover hateful tattoos for free
https://redd.it/1f7hc0u
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SLPT: Formula 1 racing drivers. Save a fortune on Champagne by merely spraying your piss on poor people.
https://redd.it/1facasp
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SLPT How to use slang as an adult
Don’t use common slang as an adult. Instead, just make up a word for the slang word you like and use that consistently. If anyone asks you can just say, it’s local to (insert more specific area you are from). Older people will likely be too afraid to ask and just think you stay current. Younger people will not be able make fun you.
https://redd.it/1f9sj0g
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LPT im not trying to be mean but i just had to
https://redd.it/1f9s61n
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SLPT: Walk up and down the cruise ship's housing quarters consuming all the half drank mixed drinks in the hall way for a quick buzz.
Or mix it all together for the forbidden "cruise jungle juice"
https://redd.it/1f9m88v
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SLPT: How to breakup without a good reason
If you want to break up with your girlfriend and can't come up with a good reason, just buy a pair of male underwear that couldn't be yours, hide them in her bed and confront her about them.
https://redd.it/1f9mgvx
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SLPT: If you only dip your teabag twice, you can get three or four cups of tea from it.
https://redd.it/1f9ef65
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SLPT: Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
https://redd.it/1f9bf32
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SLPT: make fast food healthier for you by eating it slowly like regular food
That way you can eat all you want.
https://redd.it/1f97o9c
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SLPT: Whenever you meet a new person, make a point to ask for their birthday and put it in your phone. You don't actually have to do anything for birthday, you'll still get a reputation as a good person.
https://redd.it/1f93rmn
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SLPT for Guys: find the creepiest, most problematic, most handsy-around-women guy you can find, and bring him to the bar with you. Let him harass every woman in the bar. Follow him from a distance. When he’s done with a girl, go up to her after and ask if she’s okay. You’ll seem like Prince Charming
Bonus: when you approach her, tell her that if the creepy dude comes back, you’ll pretend to be her boyfriend if she needs it.
https://redd.it/1f8g3wv
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SLPT: If you're too lazy to wash your hands in a public restroom, trigger the hand dryer as you pass. People in earshot will never know you're a splasher & dasher
https://redd.it/1f83pu7
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SLPT: Microwave Freezer
https://redd.it/1f8170t
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SLPT: Leave the cap off milk for optimum oxygen enrichment. Doing it on a sunny day will add extra & free Vitamin D
https://redd.it/1f7wf88
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LPT Let it crust after dropping a massive sh!t. It always has a satisfying peel after a few minutes
make this blow up so i can spread the word pls <---
https://redd.it/1f70qjf
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