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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: Always the Grandparents
https://redd.it/1frz5ll
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SLPT: new money saving method just dropped
https://redd.it/1frlhy6
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SLPT: Love drinking but don’t wanna be an alcoholic? They say that alcoholics go to meetings but drunks don’t, so drink as much as you want and as long as you don’t ever go to a meeting, you’re not an alcoholic!
Source: I used to go to AA when I was an alcoholic. I quit AA so now I’m not a true alcoholic, even though I’m still drinking as much as ever.
https://redd.it/1frfrru
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SLPT: How to Become a Millionaire
https://redd.it/1fra8e2
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SLPT: Do all the drugs but cyclicly-
-that way, when you think you’re getting addicted to one you can just move on to the next one, so on and so forth.
https://redd.it/1fr0fax
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SLPT: Die young. You'll save a fortune in taxes.
https://redd.it/1fqn4kn
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SLPT: if you think you bombed a quiz, simply break into your professor’s office and steal all of the quizzes so they have no choice but to give everyone an A
https://redd.it/1fq9omx
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SLPT: Unnecessary chemotherapy is a great way to lose weight.
It can't be any worse than Ozempic, right?
https://redd.it/1fpwe8u
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SLPT: When Exercising drink plenty of salt water to replenish your salt loss
https://redd.it/1fpi4sb
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SLPT: Leave your baby in the hot tub for 3 hours so all the dirt and germs are purged thoroughly
Regular baths or wipes just don't cut it! Hot, bubbling water is comfortable and cleansing for the little fellas! Leave them in for a few hours. It might even learn to swim if you let the hot tub running for long enough.
https://redd.it/1fpi9pv
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SLPT: Lazy cleaning hacks
https://redd.it/1fpcko7
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SLPT: Stairway to Heaven
https://redd.it/1frza19
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LPT Easy way to clean a toilet
Place a live cat in the toilet bowl, close and hold the lid shut, flush 3 to 4 times.. extra flushes can be used for stubborn stains.
(This of course is a joke, don’t abuse animals)
https://redd.it/1frnhhp
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SLPT: Stop wasting plastic on $4 cases of water bottles! If you book a night at the Ritz-Carlton in Manhattan, you’ll probably have an ice bucket in your room. Fill the bucket down the hall at the ice machine, then wait for it to melt. All the water, none of the plastic! Only $1,395!
https://redd.it/1fri02u
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SLPT: Upload your photos upside down
https://redd.it/1frdaml
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SLPT: if you're blind, take out your eyeballs. You don't need them anyways, and now the eye sockets can become cute little pockets for coins and stuff
https://redd.it/1fr4yuf
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SLPT: Want to wake up early?
https://redd.it/1fqy2n4
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SLPT: eat raw meat in front of everybody
https://redd.it/1fqcyiv
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SLPT: Preheat the gas lines in your home for increased combustion efficiency.
https://redd.it/1fq2q9d
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SLPT: Cut a gloryhole into the confessional booth so the priest will always forgive you.
https://redd.it/1fpn3ni
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SLPT: Afraid of something? Simply pavlov yourself into getting aroused. That way you’ll be too horny to feel fear.
https://redd.it/1fpjate
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SLPT: If you don’t get along with your colleagues, simply accuse them of sexual harassment so they get transferred/fired.
https://redd.it/1fpafi2
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SLPT: Come out to your parents as gay, even if you're not. This way you can be gay later if you want but also you can see if they truly accept and love you regardless of your sexuality. If they disown you, get new parents and come out to them as gay. Rinse and repeat.
https://redd.it/1fov9l0
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SLPT: To cut down on Reddit use, get banned in your favorite subs.
https://redd.it/1foi7yk
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