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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT If the vent hole in your takeaway lid is too small, use a SIM eject tool to widen it
https://redd.it/1gl56w5
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SLPT: use a massive amounts of boiling hot water to extinguish fires
https://redd.it/1gkvizr
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SLPT: Bind the . key on your keyboard to a gasp sfx so every time you end a sentence it will feel like you just said some real shit and have you feeling like Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech. powerful shit.
https://preview.redd.it/j9j0pyq8m6zd1.png?width=431&format=png&auto=webp&s=564746d209f4280800ee8e107891429bf7c3431a
https://redd.it/1gkmqnt
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SLPT: Reuse soda can opener and save Mother Earth
https://redd.it/1gkc03o
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SLPT: Tired of blaming everyone else
https://redd.it/1gk7lzz
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SLPT: Only buy the useful things
https://redd.it/1gjjagt
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SLPT: To accurately track your weight for a year or more
1. Take a bucket and weight it.
2. Every day shit and piss into that bucket.
3. Every day the same time: weight that bucket.
4. Weight yourself.
5. Calculate: your weight minus the weight of the shit and piss in the bucket minus the weight of the bucket. Accurate data about YOUR weight! Brilliant!.
6. Empty the bucket and repeat.
7. Now you can build accurate data about your weight. Just beautiful.
https://redd.it/1gj77hd
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SLPT: If you wanna know how your hair will look with a different color, but don't want to commit in case it sucks, dye your pubes first and see if you like it.
https://redd.it/1gj28sg
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SLPT : If you ever feel like a failure, just remember that even a stopped clock is right twice a day. So technically, you’re just a really bad clock
https://redd.it/1gixwpi
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SLPT: Clean sink in an instant
https://redd.it/1girnk1
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SLPT: Flush and Munch: The Ultimate Time-Saving Combo Break
https://redd.it/1ghhkqd
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SLPT: change who you are voting for in the presidential election, and bet your life savings on the person to win. The people who make the betting odds will have assumed your vote wrongly. The odds will be more in your favor.
https://redd.it/1gh5whs
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SLPT: if a kid gives you money to get them a vape, take it and run away. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
https://redd.it/1ggt8r0
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SLPT: Be included forever
https://redd.it/1ggtdtq
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SLPT: too many tired lying around taking up space? Store them on your roof!
https://redd.it/1gkz4x9
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SLPT: put an red dye on a glass of water mix it and you will get a free wine
https://redd.it/1gkvw7o
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SLPT: Make Excuses
https://redd.it/1gkl81i
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SLPT: No fees. Clean in just one dip
https://redd.it/1gkba9i
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SLPT: Live in a town or city to avoid becoming the village idiot
https://redd.it/1gk0u4b
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SLPT: If you ran away from home and are scared of the consequences, stay away longer so your parents are sad and happy to see you instead of mad
https://redd.it/1gjb6h6
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SLPT: Avoid an unsure future by putting your eggs in two baskets
https://redd.it/1gj312m
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SLPT: Save money on expensive glasses by memorizing the opticians’ eye test chart beforehand
https://redd.it/1gixp47
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SLPT: Avoid getting dog shit all over your shoes when walking outside by simply going barefoot
https://redd.it/1gixtun
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SLPT could it be more literal?
https://redd.it/1giottd
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SLPT: If you tell Dominos pizza online that your pizza was incorrect they'll give you a free one everytime. No questions asked.
https://redd.it/1ghgr3g
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SLPT: In need of some quick cash? It's the first of the month, text random numbers that rent is due and someone is bound to bite.
https://redd.it/1gh8r8i
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SLPT: Put out an empty bowl for Halloween and just claim that some asshole kid took all of the candy
https://redd.it/1ggud2y
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SLPT: Cure chronic pain
https://redd.it/1ggsmct
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SLPT: Losing with equality by taking cars down with you
https://redd.it/1ggt72x
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