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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: upvote anyone who argues with you
Then switch it all to downvotes. They see 2 upvotes and get energetic thinking someone’s in their court, then suddenly they see 0 and feel like a loser.
https://redd.it/1gtm2y6
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SLPT: Accidentally hit reply all? Double down and include a recipe for banana bread. No one questions banana bread.
https://redd.it/1gsz62a
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SLPT: If you need to see the state of America's educational system, just watch the internet's reactions to whatever the f this is.
https://redd.it/1gstyuf
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SLPT If you use stupid names to sign up to stuff online your junk mail will be more fun
https://redd.it/1gsl3vs
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SLPT: A strong pair for a strong coffee
https://redd.it/1gsbqc7
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SLPT: Make sure you get the check even if they don't put a stamp on the envelope
https://redd.it/1grz6rl
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SLPT: Use wet, shaved down, pencil graphite with applicator of choice instead of buying black makeup
Find something to shave down a sharpened pencil, get the dust on something like a q-tip, then wet it. Will go on skin.
Will eventually wash off, I think. Maybe.
https://redd.it/1grlek8
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SLPT: want Netflix to renew a show but don't have time to binge all of it the second it comes out? Just let it play while you're working your 2-3 jobs just to afford it!
https://redd.it/1gr96e6
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SLPT: How to quickly start a camp fire
https://redd.it/1grc8zu
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SLPT: Useful life hacks lol
https://redd.it/1gr8jtv
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SLPT: Change your status in your neighborhood by having a loud argument outside your house at night where the neighbors can hear, and yell how "we won the Powerball and it's so stupid we have to keep living like everything is normal".
Have one of those pretend arguments and yell about how it's "so stupid we won the lottery but we're going to go on acting like we're living normally, I want a nice house, I want a nice car, this is bullshit" and making a scene where neighbors can hear. Chances are you'll be showered with favors, free stuff, invitations to cookouts, and new love interests. Can't go wrong!
https://redd.it/1gqyx87
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SLPT Set up a noseprint on your phone. When your fingers are dirty you can use your nose to unlock your phone
https://redd.it/1gqn3ce
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SLPT: How to properly generate a menu
https://redd.it/1gqk8ax
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SLPT: If you want women to notice you, wear Crocs in public
https://redd.it/1gqd01p
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SLPT: Conserve water. No more bowl, eat straight from the box.
https://redd.it/1gprfs6
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SLPT: How to make lots of money.
First, you’ll need to buy several bags of sliced bread, laxative pills, liquid soap, water, sponges, a bucket, and a gun.
Crush the laxative pills into a super fine powder and mix small amounts into the bread. Pour it into the bread bags and shake them up a little.
Next, take the spiked bread to the largest packed parking lot you can find. Break the bread into small pieces like how the priest breaks the body of Christ at communion and throw it all around. Birds will flock to you and gobble it all up. Soon after, the birds will start violently shitting on all the cars in the parking lot. Now everyone will need to wash their car.
Pull out your large bucket of soapy water and put up a sign that says “$25 car wash” or whatever. People want their cars washed quickly, so they’ll come running up to you, cash in hand. This is the part where you’ll actually have to work, but if the parking lot is big enough, you’ll get lots of customers, which means lots of profit.
And if all this sounds like too much work, you can just take the gun and rob people the old-fashioned way.
https://redd.it/1gt066m
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SLPT: How to make Onions taste better
https://redd.it/1gsvwlf
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SLPT: How to paint a perfect painting
Make yourself perfect and then just paint naturally.
(fair credit to Robert Pirsig)
https://redd.it/1gsu9b6
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SLPT: Dont want people looking at your phone? I have an AMAZING solution!
Just have goatse open in another window and switch to it whenever someone looks at your phone works 100% of the time!
https://redd.it/1gsfuze
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SLPT: Are you built like Muslim Bale?
https://redd.it/1gs5zph
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SLPT: if you ever feel akward about buying condoms just buy a Coca-Cola and mentos with it. So it will seem like your going to make a condom coke explosion instead
Your welcome
https://redd.it/1grmul9
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SLPT: It's payback time
https://redd.it/1griizj
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SLPT: you gotta say "no diddy" after complimenting someone's looks.
https://redd.it/1grea82
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LPT: You can warranty alot of household items to get them replaced!
Ive warrantied things from Coffee Makers, to vacuums
to a whole samsung fridge! Using the warranty periods,
I know it's common knowledge to some but in some
cases even without a reciept and years of purchase can
be done you just have to be convincing over the phone.
It's saved me thousands on crappy appliances that break
within a year (some cases longer)
https://redd.it/1gr821m
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SLPT: Add 3 cups of sugar to your home made tomato sauce to make it taste just like the store bought stuff.
Just trying to help my Italian friends perfect their spaghetti!
https://redd.it/1gr40c4
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SLPT: Take Imodium to save money on expensive toilet paper
https://redd.it/1gqsgaj
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SLPT: Can’t find your keys? Just panic harder. The universe loves a challenge.
https://redd.it/1gqjwi2
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SLPT: Dream office/workspace
https://redd.it/1gqjwy0
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SLPT: Tried and *not* tested
https://redd.it/1gqcx5z
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SLPT: If you have a big tummy, use your boner to hold it up
https://redd.it/1gpe6n3
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