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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: How to properly promote your business
https://redd.it/1h8qc35
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SLPT: Wash your motherboard to restore peak performance
https://redd.it/1h89d7c
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SLPT: How to find love
https://redd.it/1h84mr2
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SLPT: How to end a crappy date
https://redd.it/1h7z1po
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SLPT: Looking for a last minute gift for someone you know that does retail work? Mariah Carey's Christmas album is popular, they'll will remember it well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merry_Christmas_(Mariah_Carey_album)
https://redd.it/1h7mhca
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SLPT: Best Life pro Tip
https://redd.it/1h78g9m
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SLPT: "how to get laid at an anime convention"
https://wingman.live/blog/how-to-get-laid-at-an-anime-convention
https://redd.it/1h6xy1u
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SLPT: Avail of Military discounts at stores and other places by telling them that you’re an Afghanistan war vet. If asked for ID, tell them the Taliban didn’t issue ID cards.
https://redd.it/1h6ouf6
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SLPT - Sick of your birdbath becoming a mini ice rink? Antifreeze works
Hey guys
I know it’s unconventional to not use antifreeze with a funnel but hear me out. Birds want H2O in its liquid phase, not solid. And you might feel embarrassed with the big container but I promise if you add antifreeze to your bird bath you will have a splashier bird bath even when the temps sink dangerously for the birds.
Also the squirrels seem to be freer to go to other gardens, well, there are less of them anyhow
https://redd.it/1h5denc
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SLPT: Survival of the fittest
https://redd.it/1h4xri9
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LPT: Use Neosporin as body lotion to prevent pretty much everything
https://redd.it/1h3v0w2
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SLPT: If something's blocking the fire exit, burn it to get it out of the way.
Whoever placed the item there has "lost" it because it's now burned to a crisp, and that's the penalty for blocking the exit. What's left of it will be easier to move as well. And since it's already burned, no one will object if you chop up the remains with an axe.
https://redd.it/1h3ox4r
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SLPT: Did you cook a dry turkey? Vacuum seal the moisture right back in!
Dry turkey is the enemy, but you can make it juicy again! Simply carve the turkey into pieces, heat up the turkey to open up the pores, then put that, and some turkey broth or stock (unsalted), in a vacuum bag. Proceed to suck out all the air with the vacuum pump and squeeze the juices into the turkey. Let it stand in the fridge for any hour or so and BAM!
Turkey so moist you can use it to fix your ashy skin.
I have belatedly saved your leftovers from the annals of the trash heap, you're welcome.
https://redd.it/1h3fj3c
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SLPT: You can sanitize your toilet brush by putting it in the dishwasher
https://redd.it/1h35nsd
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SLPT: Are you terrified of cameras? Scared of being uploaded looking like a complete maniac? Don't approach cameras you see and start screaming and crying and acting like a complete maniac.
Never leave your home. Stay inside your personal home with your curtains closed so no cameras can see you and you can scream and cry as loudly as you want about whatever crime you want to imagine and scream about.
https://redd.it/1h2lsxa
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SLPT: MEDICAL BILLS WITH NO INSURANCE
Go to Bank of America
Apply for a medical loan
Make minimum payments
or you can skip all of those steps
and shoot the CEO
https://redd.it/1h8fs51
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SLPT: Use a fork in case you haven't mastered chopsticks yet
https://redd.it/1h85f8j
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SLPT: Worry no more with unlimited fuel
https://redd.it/1h83ty9
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SLPT: How to excuse yourself from long conference calls
https://redd.it/1h7yhxi
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SLPT: the extra liver will CONFUSE alcohol’s targeting systems!
https://redd.it/1h79usk
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SLPT: Work for a healthcare company? Don't buy a security detail.
Working for healthcare, means you are immune to anything that would normally fatally affect others, especially if you are richer than them, especially if you are a boss of a healthcare company.
https://redd.it/1h76o5m
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SLPT: The best time to speed is when its really icy out.
The cops will be so busy with all the cars in the ditches that they wont pull over all the asshole drivers.
https://redd.it/1h6pjkv
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SLPT No candy for Halloween/Christmas? Just go to a rave! Theres plenty of free candy on the floor!
It’s simple, grab any ordinary receptacle, crawl on the floor at any major rave and collect the free pickings! Theres plenty of candy on the floor at these events that you can take home to share with family and friends! Happy Christmas!
https://redd.it/1h5imwh
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SLPT: Wanna get laid? Just join a religious cult!
Many cults don't allow their members to have sex outside marriage and marry anyone who's not inside of it as well. Marriage and having offspring are a vital part of their ideology (They would run out of people to scam otherwise) so single people who are part of the cult are in a rush to find a couple. Lucky you! Sooner than later the parents of someone will introduce his son/daughter to you (Extra points if the cult is small because they'll be more desperate) Pretend you are interested, get married and eventually have sex. Now you have two options, keep banging or leave not to be seen ever again. If you do love your couple you can even try to get them out of the cult. Good luck!
https://redd.it/1h533aq
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SLPT: If someone catcalls you, hiss at them like a cat
https://redd.it/1h45vmp
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SLPTL: Drive with your hazards on. You'll never need to use your turn signal and you'll be able to change lanes any time you want, legally.
https://redd.it/1h3syz4
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SLPT: If your smoke detector is broken and false alarming, burn it! Then the alarm isn't false anymore!
https://redd.it/1h3p0sa
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SLPT easily double your money by taking it to a casino
https://redd.it/1h37pay
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SLPT: Reverse your window A/C unit to cool the outside and reduce global warming
https://redd.it/1h2pak1
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