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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: How to discretely get your girls ring size
https://redd.it/1im5ju8
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SLPT: Instead of taking a shower every day, simply take 7 showers on Sunday an be done for the week.
https://redd.it/1ik9rcq
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SLPT: In Mexico there is a famous mascot named Bob the Bear, or Bob Oso. When visiting Mexico, say "Bob Oso" to random guys to make friends.
https://redd.it/1ijn268
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SLPT: On one of those weight loss injections and get embarrassed when people ask you what the secret of your weight loss is?
Simply tell them you have recently developed diabetes.
https://redd.it/1iiyrq3
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SLPT: The metal part of your seat belt makes a great bottle opener for your beer while you're driving on a long journey and feel a little thirsty
https://redd.it/1iiqqbp
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SLPT: New Life. New Beginning. New Debt Limit.
https://redd.it/1ihz5ls
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SLPT: Purchase massive amounts of Taco Bell now so that you can cash in by selling it after the Mexican tariffs take effect.
https://redd.it/1iha72k
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SLPT: Can’t afford car insurance? Simply move out of your house and start living in your car. Problem solved!
Insurance companies don't cover houses, so ditch the house and double down on your car. Not only do you save on rent and Wi-Fi, but you'll also really *appreciate* that extended warranty policy. Bonus: Never waste time commuting ever again! Efficiency unlocked!
https://redd.it/1igzmlj
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SLPT: The best Halloween drinks for kids
https://redd.it/1igyvnk
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SLPT: Avoid getting food crumbs in your bed by eating directly on the floor like the efficient, gravity-loving creature you are.
Tired of finding crumbs in your bed at night? Ditch the bedplate dining experience and embrace the cold hard floor. Bonus: The ants form a personal cleanup crew that works for free! Tip jaw at your own discretion.
https://redd.it/1igtbqg
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SLPT: How to properly deal with youtube ads
https://redd.it/1igsrxt
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SLPT: How to know if the kid is ready for road rage
https://redd.it/1igoxo3
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SLPT: Ensure perfect work-life balance by doing all your daily tasks in your dreams!
Sleep through meetings, gym sessions, and chores while dreaming of supreme efficiency! Enjoy that pipe-dream promotion and six-pack abs with no wake-up dread. Who knew that ‘dream job’ could be taken so literally?
https://redd.it/1ig95vf
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SLPT: Best advice I've heard all week
https://redd.it/1ig8pf2
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SLPT: Can't decide what to eat? Just throw a dart at your fridge and see what happens!
No more endless debates over dinner! Just grab a dart, blindfold yourself, and let fate decide your meal. Who cares if it's mustard and pickles? Future you will love the spontaneity, or it might be wiser to head to the hospital to reconcile your adventurous palate. Karl Fahrer Slippery, it's a life experience!
https://redd.it/1ig16da
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SLPT: Anytime you throw a brick at someone's head just say it is a Schrodinger's brick and that it is in a state of super position and it may or may not have hit them in the head.
https://redd.it/1ikgslo
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SLPT: A leader delegates tasks
https://redd.it/1ik2cim
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SLPT: Remember to back out of your browser tabs to clear your web history.
https://redd.it/1ijabhc
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SLPT: Guide cats are ideal for blind parkour enthusiasts
https://redd.it/1iiqkzi
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SLPT: The most effective diet pattern
https://redd.it/1iig3dw
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SLPT: Save time and space by storing your poop in other people's butts.
That way you won't have to poop, and can use that time for increased productivity.
https://redd.it/1ihhxi6
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SLPT: Take job interviews seriously
https://redd.it/1ih3izs
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SLPT: For even more laughs, swap that boring whoopie cushion out, and replace it with a full colonostomy bag
https://redd.it/1igz93e
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SLPT: Avoid paying for laundry detergent by throwing your clothes into the nearest fountain—they're all basically giant, free washing machines anyway.
Why waste money on detergent and electricity when cities provide built-in laundry facilities for everyone? Just toss your dirty clothes into a public fountain, let them soak for a bit, and retrieve them for that fresh, aerated city-water scent. Bonus: Go during a sunny day for faster drying on nearby benches! You're welcome.
https://redd.it/1igsjot
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SLPT: have leftover french fries?
https://redd.it/1iguz2o
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SLPT: Never worry about losing your car in a parking lot again by simply memorizing every car that exists.
Ditch the hassle of looking for your vehicle—just commit all the colors, makes, and license plates of every car on Earth to memory. After that, if one doesn't match, congrats, that's your car! So easy your brain won’t even know it's struggling to keep up.
https://redd.it/1igs64v
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SLPT: Reduce grocery bills by locating secret food sources in your kitchen.
Every kitchen is a treasure trove of forgotten goodies. Forgot about those mystery jars neighbors left behind 3 years ago? In prime fermented age! Locate stale cereal at the back of your pantry shelf and transform it into fancy vintage where every flake tells a tragic tale. And don't underestimate your own fridge ecosystem; those tomatoes growing bits of fluff? Organic gourmet, or what? Remember, every day is an adventure when you've got hidden experiments living at room temperature!
https://redd.it/1ig94se
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SLPT: Ensure your safety while riding a bike by wearing a medieval suit of armor!
Who needs that modern, flimsy helmet when you can relive the good old days of knights and chivalry? Impress cars and pedestrians as their jaws drop watching you wobble heroically. On the downside, your sprints might be a tad sluggish—but who needs speed when you're invincible and ironclad? Besides, they're perfect for jousting tournaments should your local traffic devolve into medieval disagreements!
https://redd.it/1ig83od
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SLPT: Improve your sleep quality by constantly arguing with your pillows!
Why rest peacefully when you can engage in intense debates with your beloved cushions? Not only will you tackle pressing issues like 'which one of you is fluffier,' but by morning, you’ll have exhausted yourself into a blanket cocoon. Who needs REM sleep when you've mastered the art of fluff-diving!
https://redd.it/1ig374y
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SLPT: someone tried to off my daughter and I tonight.
TLDR; While delivering for DoorDash with my 4-year-old, a guy tailgated me with his high beams, then swerved around, blocked me, and got out like he was coming toward my car, so I sped off. He somehow found me at the delivery address and harassed me on the road for 15 minutes until I arranged to meet a deputy, making me even more convinced he was a cop. I want to identify him and catch him on video—if anyone knows a legit PI who can help for a reasonable rate, let me know.
I was doing a DoorDash delivery tonight and some guy in his truck got right on my ass with his high beams on and I tried waving a few times to get him to turn them off. Then I slowed down, my usual move when someone’s riding my bumper with high beams.
He veered around me and slammed on his brakes, got out and tried coming to my car, my 4 year old was with me so I sped up around him and his car and finished my delivery. (The guy absolutely looked like a cop in every way btw) I have no clue how, but he found me at the delivery address all the way in the back of the neighborhood and was waiting on me.
He then proceeded to driver erratically behind and in front of me for 15 minutes. The whole time I was on the phone with 911. He pulled around in front of me and stopped trying to back into me, he tried side swiping me l, kept flashing his headlights, turned them off completely so I could see him and drove up beside me. Just acting like a complete idiot.
After I finally got a meeting place with a deputy with 911 on the phone, he finally stopped following me leading me to believe even more that he was a cop. The cop basically said without any witnesses and anything more than his tag number, there wasn’t anything they could do.
I’m not gonna go to his house and catch it on fire or anything. But I want to know who this guy is at minimum. I’ll follow him and wait for him to do something else like this if I need to. I could tell it wasn’t his first time. I want to catch it on video. I just know he’s a cop by the way he looked when he got out of his car. I wish I’d gotten a picture of him but I was more worried about getting my daughter away from the situation.
I understand all the websites are scams, I’m not even bothering with them. I’m really hoping there’s a cop or PI out there willing to give someone a little help, or if someone knows a PI who does just this for a reasonable rate that would be great as well.
https://redd.it/1ifolq0
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