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SLPT: When someone leaves their house, they owe you an explanation of whatever they plan on doing. You are entitled to know everything about them and all their personal details. If they refuse to explain themselves or identify themselves they are harassing you and you can defend yourself forcefully

If you see someone wearing a shirt you don't like, just approach them and start screaming at them. Call the police and say you're scared and uncomfortable. Their shirt makes you scared.

Police will show up and defend your feelings for youm

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SLPT: Beat the polygraph by screaming and flailing, and phase shifting through the wall.



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SLPT: To all furries that want a rat tail
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SLPT: Make people think youre smart.
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SLPT: Motivate yourself to hit the gym by imagining your crush with someone way hotter than you
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SLPT: Tired of the oil & vinegar separating in your Italian Dressing? add a drop of liquid soap to emulsify them together.



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SLPT. Buy a cheap $20 ring. Bring a ladyfriend to the bar and 'propose'. Both of you drink for free the rest of the night.



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SLPT: Stop reading the title of this sub as "ShittyProLifeTips"!

IDK if this is allowed, MODs feel free to remove if not 😆

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SLPT the best way to find out if someone likes u is by saying "you're like a sister/brother to me"



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SLPT: Keep your fruit fresh for longer
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SLPT: You just need to attempt it!

If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you are successful or not.

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LPT- Never make a permanent decision based on temporary feelings.
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SLPT: You don’t need a prenup if you keep your credit score below 500.



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SLPT: Abbreviate the sayin to: ”It’s what it’s” It flows so much better. Not quite a LPT, so here I post.



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SLPT: An honest one.
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SLPT: Gone swimming, gotten water in your ears and can't get them to pop? Go on a flight



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SLPT: If you want to experience VIP/Celeb treatment on a Friday night for free, go to your ER and tell them you just took it in the ass unprotected

They will skip you straight to the front of the line regardless of how many other people are ahead of you so that they can prescribe post-exposure prophylaxis which has a 72 hour window of effectiveness.

Don't ask me how I know this.

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LPT - if we all switch to commenting deleted in place of "Luigi", mods could feel included in the movement too.



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SLPT: Want a japanese style toilet but can't afford one? Just search for archerfish in the wild and get the same functions for FREE!
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LPT how to clog a school toilet with a binder

Does anyone know how to clog a school toilet with a binder? any tips and advice will help.

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SLPT Save money on toilet paper by wiping only every other time you poo



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LPT: If you’re finding it hard to wake up in the morning, go outside and stare at the sun without blinking for 420 minutes.

Or 69 hours 👁️ 👁️ ☀️

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SLPT- Many Europeans treat post-dump handwashing as an optional side quest.



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SLPT: Use frozen chicken as an ice cube to reduce plastic

Ice probably has microfibers in it too

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SLPT: Avoid tariffs by having your suppliers mark every shipment as a gift with a declared value of $1



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SLPT: Always dress to impress no matter what — your ghost will thank you
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[SLPT] Just relax and it will come to you. Thanks.
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SLPT- Don't eat food at a restaurant where the chef is bald but you find hair in the food
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SLPT: Scatter your loved ones ashes in an expensive to access location such as Disneyland to get free permanent access!

What they don't want you to know: when you bury someone or scatter someone's ashes in a location, you have the right of visitation. That means, they cannot argue from going to visit your loved ones remains! So once you have scattered their ashes there, simply walk in! If they try to stop you, just tell them that you are visiting your loved ones remains and that you have a legal right to do so!

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SLPT: since Apple won’t provide the charging brick, save $20 and make 1 yourself
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