64
Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: Make cops leave you alone by wearing a shirt that states you identify as an elementary school full of children with an active shooter inside.
https://redd.it/1ld24by
@prolifetipss
SLPT: If you don't have access to a sauna, you can just sit in your car on a hot, sunny day with the air off
https://redd.it/1lccaus
@prolifetipss
LPT Open checking acct. Take new deposit slips and leave them at the customer desk. New acct books have no name but will go into your acct anyway. Easy money.
https://redd.it/1lay5ym
@prolifetipss
SLPT: When you break into a house always use the front door and do it during the day. If the resident opens the door from inside, just ask if they have accepted Jesus in their lives. They will mistake you for an evangelist.
https://redd.it/1laprv9
@prolifetipss
SLPT: If you are a front seat passenger in car, make yourself useful by pointing out the vehicles ahead of you, slowing traffic etc. The driver will appreciate the additional help me other driving.
https://redd.it/1la4d4r
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Ladies, fight fire with fire. When someone sends you an unsolicited dick pic, send back 2 dick pics.
https://redd.it/1l997cq
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Always have multiple kids. That way if something happens to one, you have a backup.
https://redd.it/1l7kh2l
@prolifetipss
SLPT: People who want to quit vaping: Get a room humidifier and mix the vape juice with water and run it.
https://redd.it/1l6rh83
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Remember that police hate paperwork. So, when you get arrested, offer to do the paperwork on your arrest and enter wrong name/info. Problem solved.
https://redd.it/1l5zo51
@prolifetipss
SLPT - fart too much? Set your ringtone to fart sounds. Anytime you let one rip, just pick up and phone and have a fake conversation.
https://redd.it/1l5pfqk
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Have trouble getting fit? Commit a crime and go to prison. Prisoners workout all the time.
https://redd.it/1l5630f
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Traveling gets tougher as you age. So, quit your job when turn 40. Do all the travel/stuff you want to do in retirement and restart working when you turn 55.
https://redd.it/1l48lxe
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Always tell people that you were a former addict. That way, you will come across as someone who overcame something instead of a bland lame ass.
https://redd.it/1l3pk7h
@prolifetipss
SLPT If you want to avoid commitment, sleep with someone who is married because they are already committed to someone else!
https://redd.it/1l3a5cc
@prolifetipss
SLPT Always remember the "r" when Googling movies by Gary Oldman.
https://redd.it/1l2qvki
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Landlord raising rent or evicting you? Simply release hundreds of cockroaches in the apartment
https://redd.it/1lcfc6d
@prolifetipss
SLPT: If you’re being arrested by ICE, start speaking German. Because German is considered a white-people language they will immediately uncuff you and go after non white-people language speakers.
(
https://redd.it/1lc6kyf
@prolifetipss
SLPT: You can avoid wasps at BBQs this summer. Just put a blob of jam on a small child!
https://redd.it/1lawbue
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Guys, when you go on 1st dates, make the women feel comfortable by clearly stating that you are not a creep and that you won’t hurt her.
https://redd.it/1laio10
@prolifetipss
SLPT: When you wake up, don't immediately get out of bed. Spend two hours in a row on your phone.
https://redd.it/1l9xjf0
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Men- When your woman is uncomfortable during period, relate to her by pretending to have cramps. She will be impressed by your thoughtfulness.
https://redd.it/1l7mi5z
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Man-spreading when you are biking can protect your sperm
Research indicates that cycling may reduce semen volume and sperm count, motility, concentration, and morphology.
According to a study of over 2,000 men, most forms of regular, moderate exercise did not negatively affect semen parameters. However, bicycling for 5 or more hours per week was linked to low sperm concentration and low sperm motility.
In a group of healthy men ages 18 to 40 who had worked as bicycle taxi cyclists for over two years, one study found reduced semen parameters compared to the control group.
Bicycling may affect sperm through increased heat and impact to your scrotum. It may also increase the risk of prostate cancer in those over age 50.
To reduce heat and impact to your scrotum, I invent a particular method --- man spreading while bikeing. This may even have a cooling effect to the scrotum.
https://redd.it/1l6v5mm
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Remember, not only women love getting compliments on their looks from their husbands/BFs, they also want your honest opinions when they don’t look good or about their weight gain. So, make sure to share them as well. They will love that you are paying attention.
https://redd.it/1l6qmex
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Jizz in their washing detergent tank and let the washing machine do the rest.
If you ever get access to your enemy’s washing machine with an automatic detergent dispenser (like Siemens i-Dos, wich stores liquid detergent and doses it automatically for each wash).
Jizz in the detergent tank.
They’ll be washing their clothes in your DNA for 20 to 30 cycles without ever knowing.
Bonus points if they compliment how clean everything smells.
https://redd.it/1l5tk0q
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Remember, police spend most of their days doing boring crap. You can add excitement in their lives by taking them on a car chase. They will appreciate.
https://redd.it/1l5dbxr
@prolifetipss
LPT: You are more likely to crash as a new driver. Heres how to turn that around.
We’re in an age where driving and drivers licenses is almost a vital part of life.
Per 2025, estimates suggest a 242.3 million licensed drivers, reflecting an increase of 57.3% from 1980.
Unfortunately, we are more likely to crash as new drivers, and according to NIH, we are still likely to crash even as two year drivers.
But there is a solution.
When you get your drivers license, make sure to have your car parked as much as possible and use public transport instead, until the two years has passed, as these are the most dangerous years for new drivers.
https://redd.it/1l4suze
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Now that it’s warming up outside, be sure to drain all of the antifreeze out of your engine block. Antifreeze is designed to keep your engine from getting cold in the winter, during summer months you want it to get cold.
https://redd.it/1l3w6xa
@prolifetipss
SLPT: If your wife/gf cheats, just become that person who enjoys seeing her with other men. Problem solved.
https://redd.it/1l3djig
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Practice scat play by licking peanutbutter off her booty hole.
https://redd.it/1l2tx0w
@prolifetipss
SLPT: Go to your nearest car rental agency and add all the license plates to your toll account. That way when people rent the cars and drive on toll roads they won't have to pay the ridiculous toll fees that rental agencies charge.
https://preview.redd.it/2zg697f44y3f1.jpg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55dc35e6bb240430393ee0371d77b2e9f57a91c6
https://redd.it/1kz8mer
@prolifetipss
