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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: If you are a lazy fuck, surround yourself with people who derive gratification from helping others.
https://redd.it/1lnkj6z
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SLPT: Remember guys, at some point your woman will start attributing many things to perimenopause and menopause. You can show empathy by proactively asking “Is that because of menopause?” when she acts out of sorts. She will be impressed with how in tune you are with her body.
https://redd.it/1llo8wo
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SLPT: If your adult child complains about something from their childhood, tell them...
"You're blowing this out of proportion. There's nothing to talk about. I choose to remember the good things. You should, too."
https://redd.it/1ll75i5
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SLPT always tell the Airbnb you are renting for you and your girlfriend so you can bring back randos to your "house"
If you ever need to travel anywhere for a while, always get an Airbnb and let the owner know its for you and your girlfriend you are visiting. Then if you meet a girl at a bar you can bring her back and you won't get in trouble for having house guests. Also you can tell her you own your own place locally so she doesn't know you are just visiting or don't own property.
https://redd.it/1lkpfji
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SLPT: Do Heroin for pain of any kind (physical and mental)
Limited side effects
https://redd.it/1lk59pq
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LPT: Ensure a swift police response by calling for them before you commit your crime
https://redd.it/1ljkzh5
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SLPT: Had a lucid dream? Then brace yourself and take a massive dump right there in the dream.
Don’t bother flying through the sky or fighting dragons—just squat down and push.
Even in dream interpretation, this symbolizes purification and self-realization. It’s considered a good omen.
https://redd.it/1lj3tjs
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SLPT: Ladies, always use HOV lanes. If police stops you, just tell him:her that you are pregnant.
https://redd.it/1liqaau
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SLPT: For effective weed control, mix up some mustard gas in a bucket and pour it on your weeds
It can also be an effective form of self control too
https://redd.it/1lhkpwj
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SLPT: Ice Cream Tub = Built-In Bowl... Just Slice It in Half
https://redd.it/1lhkgms
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SLPT: On a diet and want to cheat? Eat a crappy meal and then immediately go donate plasma! The filter will catch all the fat circulating in your blood, and then put the fatless blood back in afterwards!
https://redd.it/1lgvdjz
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SLPT: If ICE stops you, just use the word “God dammit” multiple times in a sentence. They will think that you are an American citizen and let you go.
https://redd.it/1lgdeiq
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SLPT: Want infinite karma? Create an AI bot that accuses every text post of being AI.
https://redd.it/1lg7gl7
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SLPT: Boys/Girls, set the expectations so low while dating that even a slight improvement after marriage will look great for your spouse.
https://redd.it/1lfpb9y
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SLPT: Dog needs an x-ray and can't afford vet? Sneak it through TSA
https://redd.it/1lfiggy
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SLPT: When looking to start good topics for conversation in the workplace and at important functions, remember the mnemonic FORD: Fascism, Oligarchy, Religion, Deep state
https://redd.it/1lm55ov
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LPT: Experience repeated “noob gains” in your lifting by being extremely inconsistent
https://redd.it/1llazur
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SLPT: Before you commit a crime, place a 911 call saying that an officer needs help in another part of the city. That way, their response time for your crime will be longer and you can get away easily.
https://redd.it/1lktz4c
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LPT: Coupon expired, or doesn’t register? The clerk is just testing your resolve. Make sure to scream at them until they apply your savings!
https://redd.it/1lkih6h
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SLPT: If something takes only 5 minutes to do, procrastinate. It's only 5 minutes anyway!
https://redd.it/1lk2dew
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SLPT: someone asks to try a sip of your drink? Hand it to them while you tell them you have herpes but you haven’t had a flare up this week.
https://redd.it/1ljgsn5
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SLPT: Music is very easy to remove from videos, so if you try to prevent someone's public filming with music, you'll just look like a moron.
Case in point
https://youtu.be/me3dV6kAnX8
https://redd.it/1lisqs5
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SLPT: Put toilet paper down on the water before you poo so the water doesn’t splash your underbutt.
https://redd.it/1li14zz
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SLPT: Salt is great at removing dirt and grime. Get your soiled hands clean by eating lots of salted peanuts
https://redd.it/1lhkijn
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SLPT: Label Everything You Own. Just so you know what it is. Spare parts, adapters, chairs, TVs, all of your socks, etc. Keep a daily book of where everything is.
EZ P-Z
Put a label on it, right where you can see it.
All of your stuff.
https://redd.it/1lhez8m
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SLPT: Tired of thinking for yourself? I built an AI to read the news so I don’t have to
Hey folks, thought I’d drop a super accessible productivity tip for anyone tired of wasting hours making sure the news isn’t completely made up.
# My Problem (aka first-world crisis):
Read something mildly interesting online
Think: Wait, is this real or just Twitter hallucinating again?
Google it
20 minutes later, still reading a blog from 2008
Repeat 5+ times per day
Boom my 7 hours gone every week verifying reality
Why waste all that time? That’s a whole workday I could’ve spent doomscrolling with confidence.
# My Totally Reasonable Solution:
Instead of stopping the habit like a normal person, I built an AI tool called DeoGaze to do the thinking for me. Here’s what it does:
# For one-off content:
Takes any link, article, or random conspiracy from WhatsApp uncle
Cross-checks against “credible sources” (whatever that means)
Gives me a confidence score, citations, and a warm hug of validation
Batch-processes articles like it's meal-prepping my anxiety
# For daily news feeds:
I tell it what I pretend to care about (e.g., AI ethics and global democracy)
It delivers pre-verified news to my dashboard or inbox like a guilt-free IV drip
No more thinking, just passive consumption with a false sense of intelligence
I can tune my preferences like I’m customising a Spotify playlist of facts
# What It Claims to Do:
Extract core claims from articles like some digital Socrates
Cross-check with multiple sources because trusting one is so 2020
Filter out low-quality or biased sources (unlike me at 2 AM on YouTube)
Give a factual consistency score and yes, that’s a thing now
Want to waste time learning how it works? Here: deogaze.com/about
# The Results:
News time: 60+ minutes → 15 minutes
Confidence: unchanged, but at least I blame the AI now
Focus: improved, mostly because I stopped reading comment sections
Time saved: enough to start another side project I’ll never finish
# What I Learned:
Automate everything, especially your paranoia
Trust the AI, it knows what’s best
Tools are great replacements for personality
# Shitty Life Pro Tip Questions:
How much time do you waste verifying obvious nonsense?
What’s your worst time-wasting “info habit”?
Are you also stuck between being informed and being mentally stable?
TL;DR:
Was wasting 60+ mins daily verifying news like a peasant. Built an AI tool to do it for me. Now I’m efficient, misinformed, and free.
Feel free to try it. Or don’t. The AI will know either way.
https://redd.it/1lgbsxl
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SLPT: Invite your relative you don’t like for dinner at your house, get insurance on him/her and send a robo taxi to pick him/her up. You will be rolling in $ in no time.
https://redd.it/1lgbxw1
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SLPT: Remember that your wife will be on drugs while birthing your baby. So, it is only fair that you too take drugs when you are in the OR.
https://redd.it/1lfx63r
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SLPT: Do you have a store/business that you are absolutely terrified that the public will see or find out about? Do not build it next the public sidewalk. Do not have open windows or a glass made of wall.
Build it very far away from public sight.
https://redd.it/1lfjy1m
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SLPT: When you're leaving the house for the day, close the door ... almost
so your mom can get up and close it the rest of the way.
https://redd.it/1lf9yy4
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