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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT - Indecisive reader, and sick of your Kindle battery running out?
Avoid this inconvenience by simply taking your entire collection of Books everywhere with you.
https://redd.it/1r3gsas
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SLPT: If you’re bad at cooking.
Stop cooking.
https://redd.it/1r57xu0
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SLPT dump your partner just before Valentine's day to save on the exorbitant cost of a meal & gifts
https://redd.it/1r3wbqh
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SLPT: Stop applying for jobs and sending your resume to companies: you will look desperate. Instead, post relentlessly on LinkedIn about how smart and accomplished you are. Connect there with strangers that are more successful than you. Eventually the job will find you. Thank me later.
https://redd.it/1r46bi3
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SLPT: Avoid expensive airport parking fees by buying a house next to the airport.
https://redd.it/1r4g08h
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SLPT: Wanna measure your water consumption? Disconnect the drain pipe under your sink and then wash your hands. You can then ring out your socks to see how much water was used!
https://redd.it/1qz8xhf
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SLPT: If you hate your job.
Simply stop showing up. Boom. No job.
https://redd.it/1qz1c53
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SLPT: Just wash your hands to prevent cancer, birth defects, and other reproductive harm.
https://redd.it/1qcmi48
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SLPT: If you struggle with the ‘Sunday Blues’
Just don’t go to work the next day. Or the next. Or the next.
https://redd.it/1q9yigv
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SLPT: If she squirts, say "Bless us in splashes, precious!"
https://redd.it/1q95cpo
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SLPT: save money on heating by not heating and just wearing really warm clothes
https://redd.it/1q8cike
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SLPT: If you're trying to run something over, turn your steering wheel so your vehicle moves in the direction of the thing you're trying to run over, not away from it
https://redd.it/1q8atnb
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SLPT: If global politics stresses you out, pretend it’s pro wrestling: scripted drama, and they all have a beer after fighting on TV
No spoilers on which king we kidnap next season!
PS: None of it affects you until suddenly it does.
https://redd.it/1q819vl
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SLPT: Rich guys at singles events like to buy rounds of drinks to get all the other guys real drunk so as to eliminate the competition. If you're a broke dude, let him get you nice and drunk for free, then go see if his mom's around.
https://redd.it/1q6vegf
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SLPT: Pair your fast food with wine and olives to make it Mediterranean, this way it's healthier and you lose weight.
https://redd.it/1q7pqea
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SLPT: Just park wherever you want. Parking "fines" just mean they charge a premium rate for the best spaces.
https://redd.it/1r58s5v
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SLPT How to celebrate Valentine's Day
https://redd.it/1r35h5b
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SLPT: Too cold to chill out outside, just fly south for the winter! Duh!
I mean if bird brains could figure this out, how come we haven't done this already. Hello!
https://redd.it/1r4ds2m
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SLPT: Can’t afford therapy?
Just talk to yourself in the mirror. Same thing.
https://redd.it/1r4rqhf
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SLPT: On your credit card bill, pay 1 cent more than your balance. It's a power move for the credit card company to owe you money every month.
https://redd.it/1r4qgw4
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SLPT - Avoid the heartbreak, inconvenience and expense of your newly-built Home burning down by building it entirely out of Asbestos.
https://redd.it/1qy7s4w
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SLPT: If you run out of toilet paper, use a dollar bill. If you don't have a dollar bill, use 4 quarters.
https://redd.it/1qyytjh
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SLPT: Use uncooked spaghetti to scrub your toilet. When you're done, just boil the spaghetti and flush it down. You get a brand new brush every time!
https://redd.it/1qbd82s
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SLPT: if you want to get away with murder just dress up as a police officer and yell stop resisting
obviously dont do this murder is bad. this works because cops are allowed to murder people in broad daylight. but since your not a cop you will lose when it goes to trial.
https://redd.it/1q9ay3n
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SLPT: to let off some steam go to the local indoor shooting in door firing range. Scream “ take that bit!h”. Before every shot. Have a fried record responses from others for your social media.
Mods I don’t condone this.
https://redd.it/1q8fwg1
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SLPT : if your shower pressure is too low, adjust the water temperature to an uncomfortable level.
That way you will be glad the pressure is not higher.
https://redd.it/1q8d3vr
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SLPT Fart at your desk and your coworkers will stop coming to talk to you
Too busy for chit chat? Big deadline coming up? No time for howdydo's and howsyermoms? Rip some absolute ass and see guaranteed results.
For best effect, do it while they're standing there speaking, looking directly into their eyes.
https://redd.it/1q8af7n
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SLPT: Follow the 1,3,5,7 rule. I’m at 56 fishes now.
https://redd.it/1q56ra9
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SLPT: Play fireplace videos on your TV at 2x Speed; relax twice as fast.
https://redd.it/1q7tdgv
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SLPT - How do I solve this ?
I met this guy when touring (got his name, unit # and cell phone)
I put him down as my resident referral (which was my idea he agreed to with agreement we would split it)
talk through the whole process of getting it applied and now that he got it, he wouldn’t text me back.
I call him and ask about it which he replies ”oh, I thought they would just take it off your rent like they did mine” (he admitted they took off $400)
So I reply “you are really going to screw me out of half when we agreed to split it?”
he hung up the phone
https://redd.it/1q42lvd
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