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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
sLPT: If you plan to become a stripper and need a kick-ass stage name, find inspiration in r/tragedeigh
https://redd.it/1rprf3c
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SLPT for socialising with DJs (found on facebook, so it can't possibly be wrong)
https://redd.it/1rqpfs0
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SLPT: Establish dominance
Take Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again.
https://redd.it/1rouniv
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SLPT: Let the IRS do your taxes by effing up the numbers to force them to correct it.
https://redd.it/1rkdkeg
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SLPT; It’s a little known fact that good Samaritans often leave 2l bottles of Apple Juice on the side of the Highway to help thirsty Travellers in need of refreshment. Next time you see one, crack it open and enjoy!
https://redd.it/1rlmqap
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SLPT: Date a depressed, tortured, creative / artistic type
Just do it.
There is no way you will regret dating a depressed creative type.
It will be really good.
They will definitely be your manic pixie dream girl or deep, sensitive, dark boy.
Nothing bad can happen.
Only good happen can.
https://redd.it/1rmut76
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SLPT: If you're an evil person, move to Australia. Everything is upside-down there, so good people go to Hell and evil people go to Heaven.
https://redd.it/1rcl450
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SLPT: How to make others perceive you as good-looking
https://redd.it/1rdipmo
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SLPT: If a snow storm is coming, throw rock salt on your car to prevent it freezing to the body
https://redd.it/1rfc0gf
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SLPT: Always invite someone you and your fiancee barely know to your wedding. That way if one of your besties turns out to be a pederast, you can always say you barely know them, "Just like that dude Sammy, who we only met one time but was at the wedding, too."
https://redd.it/1rg9fqt
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SLPT: don't pay to rent a baby. Just take them. People will often pay YOU to return them when you're done
https://redd.it/1rgyskz
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SLPT: Save on heating bills.
Wear every piece of clothing you own at the same time.
https://redd.it/1r7faqp
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SLPT; Save time on brushing your teeth by including Toothpaste as an ingredient in everything you cook.
https://redd.it/1r7etdw
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SLPT: How to get more steps in.
Pace aggressively while overthinking.
https://redd.it/1r8696a
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SLPT: Make a Fleshlight tasting tour so you can properly compare different models before committing to a favorite.
The concept is a Fleshlight tasting tour:
Like a wine tasting, but instead of sampling Merlots and Chardonnays from around the world, you're gently thrusting into Fleshlights molded from top tier porn stars.
Experts guide you: "Ah yes, note the tight ripped ridges, that's a 2019 Stoya Destroya. Very intence. Now try this one, a rare Kenzie Reeves, Creampuff, limited edition, tight, but not too tight. Note the distinctive labia, easily recognizable. Good starting sleeve".
There’s sniffing, squeezing, maybe a polite nod after each session. You don’t drink, you stroke. Refined, classy, cultured.
Pair it with pastries, lube and classic porn.
And of course, you've got the Fleshlight snobs. The guys who close their eyes and whisper, "Mmm, this one has that ribbed pleasure and tight stimulation, definitely an Riley Reid, Utopia, before the redesign."
One dude swears he can tell the difference between Mia Malkova's vaginal and anal variant by sound alone.
What do you think?
https://redd.it/1r6ez9j
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SLPT: Guys, if you have a small penis, just get a tattoo of a bigger penis on it. Problem solved.
https://redd.it/1rpn7yp
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SLPT: How to safely dispose of old batteries.
https://redd.it/1rrcz5b
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SLPT; When travelling in Winter, always carry a Shovel, Tow Rope, Warm Blankets, Food, Water, Powerbanks, and a Hi-Vis Jacket…..
You’ll get some strange looks on the Train, but you can never be too careful.
https://redd.it/1rixlk9
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SLPT: Post one dumb LPT to Reddit every day
After a year, you'll have wasted 6 precious hours of your very limited life that you'll never get back.
https://redd.it/1rlnhww
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SLPT: If your phone starts ringing, wait 30 seconds, and it should stop.
https://redd.it/1rlus95
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SLPT: Avoid being tracked by setting your location to Little Saint James island
https://redd.it/1rcc3gn
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SLPT: If you think you offended someone at work, preemptively report yourself to HR and ask to have a meeting with them to throw them off their game
https://redd.it/1rdksw3
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SLPT - Managed to annoy a former Pro Wrestler who’s now working at your local store? Insist on a Receipt with your purchase.
https://redd.it/1rfgs9u
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SLPT: Want to lose weight? Before you shove it in your mouth, picture what it inevitably becomes: tomorrow’s flush.
https://redd.it/1rg3i49
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SLPT: Wrap one end of a rubber band around your bedroom doorknob and hook the other end on the light switch. When your mom busts in trying to catch you in bed with that worn out Hustler mag the light will off instantly, your bedroom will be dark and you can pretend to be fast asleep with a hard on.
https://redd.it/1rg4mni
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SLPT - Knock two rooms into one, to create more space. You never know when having a 16ft high ceiling could come in handy!
https://redd.it/1rbgvrv
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SLPT: Don’t waste any money on a gym membership. Just make a routine of going to Walmart to “test out” all their workout equipment.
https://redd.it/1r7vv6u
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SLPT: Don’t waste any money on a gym membership. Just make a routine of going to Walmart to “test out” all their workout equipment.
https://redd.it/1r7vvbx
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SLPT light a scented candle near your clothes to have nice smelling feeling
https://redd.it/1r97usk
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SLPT: Always get absolutely wasted when you go to parties so you forget the whole experience. If you can't remember it, it never happened.
https://redd.it/1r5cgtg
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