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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: If you can't afford a house just move into your friend's house when they go on holiday. Claim squatter's rights, and boom, free house.
https://redd.it/1scxtx1
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SLPT: Wanna make the birth rates go down? Make everything as expensive as possible.
With higher costs of living, people are less inclined to have kids.
https://redd.it/1s85bux
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SLPT: Get Discount Tire's Certificate For Repair, Refund or Replacement and damage your tires before the tread runs out to get free tires for life
https://redd.it/1s0sn8r
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SLPT; Practice Portion Control by simply scraping half of what you cook into the bin.
https://redd.it/1s0wu2n
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SLPT: If you can't afford a car, get a taxi instead. A car costs 5,000 whereas a taxi ride is 100.
https://redd.it/1s1tlm3
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SLPT; Save time on having to say “Stands out like a sore thumb” by jamming your thumb in a car door. Then You can simply say “Stands out like this” while giving a thumbs-up.
https://redd.it/1s32k3w
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SLPT: being dehydrated all the time makes you crave fruits and vegetables
https://redd.it/1s5p9i0
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SlPT: when you need to give someone a gift, give them a greeting card that has a slot to put money. When they ask you what happened to the money, reply you had it in there, it must of fell out when they opened it.
https://redd.it/1rztxa3
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SLPT: Remember guys, the key to a happy relationship is agreeing with your woman every time, even when she says things I look fat in this jeans or I need a nose job etc.
https://redd.it/1rz8wdu
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SLPT: Set the tone
For my young adult friends
If you have parents who refuse to acknowledge that you are an adult and owed at least the common level of respect. Noticably take out absurdly large life insurance policies for both of them. You aren't dangerous but you're not not dangerous
https://redd.it/1rux9qb
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SLPT: If you have a hangover from cheap rum, drink better rum the following night to offset it
https://redd.it/1rvaypy
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SLPT: Poor but want to get drunk? Use your EBT card to buy vanilla extract.
The pure stuff is 35-40%. You can also buy cooking wine.
https://redd.it/1rw2b6o
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SLPT - fight fire with fire
https://redd.it/1rx5iyo
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LPT: Periodically burn your fingertips so your fingerprints are constantly changing.
"These prints on file have a burn over there, and this guy has a burn over there, it's clearly a different person!"
https://redd.it/1rrtrnb
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SLPT: If you start a small fire by accident, just blow on it. The carbon dioxide from your breath will extinguish the fire.
https://redd.it/1rpnoga
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LPT Going through alot? Win the lottery. All your problems are now fluttered in gold
https://redd.it/1s91x0d
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SLPT: Guys, when you go on dates with women who are shorter than you, lower yourself to her height by bending your knees while chatting and while walking by her side. This will make her feel safe.
https://redd.it/1s84o1n
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SLPT: There are smoke detectors on Temu that are a steal of a deal
https://redd.it/1s0wrfy
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SLPT: Instead of using toilet paper or buying a Bum Gun, clean your hole in the sink instead.
https://redd.it/1s1tnj4
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SLPT: Take all the batteries out of your smoke detectors to avoid hearing the annoying beeping
https://redd.it/1s1tkod
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SLPT Enhance your magic mushroom trip by watching visually and aurally intense movies like Requiem for a Dream
https://redd.it/1s409ln
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SLPT: Avoid bickering and petty arguments by immediately punching anyone you disagree with.
https://redd.it/1s5xbs5
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SLPT: Get someone who gives free tattoos to give you tattoos of hate symbols, and then get a real tattoo artist to cover them up with something better for free.
Example: You want a tattoo of a cool dude surfing? Get a tattoo of Hitler surfing, then tell the tattoo artist you are leaving your Nazi past behind, and to just change him to a cool dude surfing.
https://redd.it/1rzoi49
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SLPT; They say prevention is better than the cure. Prevent muscular aches and pains before they start, by switching your regular Shower Gel for Deep Heat.
https://redd.it/1rsu60t
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SLPT: At your kid’s sporting event, if your kid plays like shit, just cheer for the kid who plays best to avoid being embarrassed by your kid.
https://redd.it/1run8mj
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SLPT: Add whey protein to regular yogurt to get the protein benefits of Greek yogurt without having to eat something that tastes like sweetened cheese.
https://redd.it/1rw3aom
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SLPT: Coworker stole your idea in a meeting? Don't confront them. Quietly pay an unofficial government agency to issue a legally useless, sealed "Certificate of Grievance" and tape it to their monitor.
https://redd.it/1rx1bqs
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SLPT: Guys, when you get into an argument with your girl, instead of pointing 1 finger, point two fingers (middle and index) and argue. This will remind her of all the times you used those 2 fingers to pleasure her, make her horny and give you an opportunity to win the argument.
https://redd.it/1rxqpvx
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LPT: struggling to take a device apart to replace the battery? wait till it swells up so much it takes itself apart
https://redd.it/1rrukbk
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SLPT: Before stepping in front of a luxury vehicle for the insurance fraud, stuff your pockets with ketchup packets. This will help cushion the impact and add "blood" to the scene for authenticity!
https://redd.it/1rpib5m
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