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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: If you're tired of tooth pain/sensitivity, use a strong abrasive to burn off sensory nerves in your teeth and you'll be able to eat whatever you want for the rest of your life without any discomfort.
https://redd.it/1jjyvox
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SLPT: Can’t afford a back waxing?
Don’t pay those expensive prices for a back waxing (Mostly men I’d hope) just go get a big tattoo on your back and the artist will shave your back for free🙏🏼🙏🏼
https://redd.it/1jkf61c
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SLPT: To have more success on dating apps, send potential partners math equations to solve for a reward...
...because it's a numbers game.
https://redd.it/1jknxwv
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SLPT: Dying? You're probably just dehydrated.
You need to drink more water. Headaches? Dehydrated. Dry, itchy skin? Depression, anxiety? Drink more water. Narcoleptic? Insomniac? Hearing voices? Sudden loss of hearing and/or vision? You need electrolytes. Bleeding from multiple orifices? Burning sensation? Actually on fire? Scurvy? Leprosy? Dropsy? Consumption? Demonic possession? Malaise? French?
Stay hydrated.
https://redd.it/1jkbo57
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SLPT: Bad with money? Download five different fastfood apps, place an order and immediately cancel after paying. In five days, treat yourself on payday when all of the refunds hit
rinse and repeat
https://redd.it/1jmf7q2
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SLPT: When you're on fire. Stop! Drop! And do the worm! I've never seen a worm on fire
https://redd.it/1jiy6ju
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SLPT: Rather than trying to prevent leaving DNA at a crime scene, bring a super soaker full of various DNA.
https://redd.it/1jgzta2
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SLPT: You can round pi up to 5 for most calculations if you are an engineer and in a hurry.
Like say it's 4:45 on a Friday and one of the interns invites you to drinks but you're still working on that fuselage for an upcoming project. Are you going to root through your desk and look for your calculator? You'll be there all night.
https://redd.it/1jg8yuz
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SLPT: Looking for a job? Change your name to Al and put AI on the applications. The AI engines know AI is in high demand and will put you at the top of the list. To humans, if they even catch the error it just looks like a typo.
https://redd.it/1jedjw8
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SLPT: How to figure out whether you’re perceived as old or not
https://redd.it/1jc4zew
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SLPT: Gone swimming, gotten water in your ears and can't get them to pop? Go on a flight
https://redd.it/1jbp83t
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SLPT: If you want to experience VIP/Celeb treatment on a Friday night for free, go to your ER and tell them you just took it in the ass unprotected
They will skip you straight to the front of the line regardless of how many other people are ahead of you so that they can prescribe post-exposure prophylaxis which has a 72 hour window of effectiveness.
Don't ask me how I know this.
https://redd.it/1jbicxa
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LPT - if we all switch to commenting deleted in place of "Luigi", mods could feel included in the movement too.
https://redd.it/1jbc9sx
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SLPT: Want a japanese style toilet but can't afford one? Just search for archerfish in the wild and get the same functions for FREE!
https://redd.it/1jb3f1i
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LPT how to clog a school toilet with a binder
Does anyone know how to clog a school toilet with a binder? any tips and advice will help.
https://redd.it/1japg89
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SLPT: Replace every S with Z to come off az a much cooler individual
https://redd.it/1jmvlzv
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SLPT: Why pay for drugs when you can just skip sleeps and enjoy free hallucinations with a drunk like state that last as much as you want?
https://redd.it/1jka33f
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SLPT: Avoid judgement
https://redd.it/1jjmnyf
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SLPT : stop going to work and you’ll never have a bad day at the office.
You’re welcome
https://redd.it/1jl3c81
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LPT-Don't leave your valuable belongings such as phones, wallets unattended in religious places. People may mistaken them as answers to their prayers.
https://redd.it/1jm7bvr
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SLPT: Raise your kids to be troublemakers and use hard work as punishment. This way, you'll always have someone to do your shoveling, painting, gutter cleaning, etc...
https://redd.it/1jhpu51
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SLPT - If you ever need an accomplice for a crime, ask a comedian.
They've been so trained at Improv into Yes-anding anything someone says, that they'll mindlessly agree to whatever you say.
"Hey, we should rob a bank."
"Yes! And we'll go buy some balaclavas."
"Great idea. We're going to be rich!"
"Yeah, we are! And I'll go remove the license plates from my car."
"Let's go!"
https://redd.it/1jgqqz4
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SLPT: Cameras have magical powers and can force sane people to behave like maniacs, and you will be responsible for their actions. The camera loses all its magical power once it is mounted on a surface.
https://redd.it/1jf4gsd
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LPT- Never make eye contact with security guard when you want to enter without being stopped.Go with confidence he will think you are not outsider
https://redd.it/1jcp9n4
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SLPT: When someone leaves their house, they owe you an explanation of whatever they plan on doing. You are entitled to know everything about them and all their personal details. If they refuse to explain themselves or identify themselves they are harassing you and you can defend yourself forcefully
If you see someone wearing a shirt you don't like, just approach them and start screaming at them. Call the police and say you're scared and uncomfortable. Their shirt makes you scared.
Police will show up and defend your feelings for youm
https://redd.it/1jc0krd
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SLPT: Beat the polygraph by screaming and flailing, and phase shifting through the wall.
https://redd.it/1jbntlw
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SLPT: To all furries that want a rat tail
https://redd.it/1jbdm9y
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SLPT: Make people think youre smart.
https://redd.it/1jb5uq9
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SLPT: Motivate yourself to hit the gym by imagining your crush with someone way hotter than you
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82DEMDa/
https://redd.it/1jaxa7o
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SLPT: Tired of the oil & vinegar separating in your Italian Dressing? add a drop of liquid soap to emulsify them together.
https://redd.it/1jai8i5
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