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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: Men- When your woman is uncomfortable during period, relate to her by pretending to have cramps. She will be impressed by your thoughtfulness.
https://redd.it/1l7mi5z
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SLPT: Man-spreading when you are biking can protect your sperm
Research indicates that cycling may reduce semen volume and sperm count, motility, concentration, and morphology.
According to a study of over 2,000 men, most forms of regular, moderate exercise did not negatively affect semen parameters. However, bicycling for 5 or more hours per week was linked to low sperm concentration and low sperm motility.
In a group of healthy men ages 18 to 40 who had worked as bicycle taxi cyclists for over two years, one study found reduced semen parameters compared to the control group.
Bicycling may affect sperm through increased heat and impact to your scrotum. It may also increase the risk of prostate cancer in those over age 50.
To reduce heat and impact to your scrotum, I invent a particular method --- man spreading while bikeing. This may even have a cooling effect to the scrotum.
https://redd.it/1l6v5mm
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SLPT: Remember, not only women love getting compliments on their looks from their husbands/BFs, they also want your honest opinions when they don’t look good or about their weight gain. So, make sure to share them as well. They will love that you are paying attention.
https://redd.it/1l6qmex
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SLPT: Jizz in their washing detergent tank and let the washing machine do the rest.
If you ever get access to your enemy’s washing machine with an automatic detergent dispenser (like Siemens i-Dos, wich stores liquid detergent and doses it automatically for each wash).
Jizz in the detergent tank.
They’ll be washing their clothes in your DNA for 20 to 30 cycles without ever knowing.
Bonus points if they compliment how clean everything smells.
https://redd.it/1l5tk0q
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SLPT: Remember, police spend most of their days doing boring crap. You can add excitement in their lives by taking them on a car chase. They will appreciate.
https://redd.it/1l5dbxr
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LPT: You are more likely to crash as a new driver. Heres how to turn that around.
We’re in an age where driving and drivers licenses is almost a vital part of life.
Per 2025, estimates suggest a 242.3 million licensed drivers, reflecting an increase of 57.3% from 1980.
Unfortunately, we are more likely to crash as new drivers, and according to NIH, we are still likely to crash even as two year drivers.
But there is a solution.
When you get your drivers license, make sure to have your car parked as much as possible and use public transport instead, until the two years has passed, as these are the most dangerous years for new drivers.
https://redd.it/1l4suze
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SLPT: Now that it’s warming up outside, be sure to drain all of the antifreeze out of your engine block. Antifreeze is designed to keep your engine from getting cold in the winter, during summer months you want it to get cold.
https://redd.it/1l3w6xa
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SLPT: If your wife/gf cheats, just become that person who enjoys seeing her with other men. Problem solved.
https://redd.it/1l3djig
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SLPT: Practice scat play by licking peanutbutter off her booty hole.
https://redd.it/1l2tx0w
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SLPT: Go to your nearest car rental agency and add all the license plates to your toll account. That way when people rent the cars and drive on toll roads they won't have to pay the ridiculous toll fees that rental agencies charge.
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https://redd.it/1kz8mer
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SLPT: Save time parking and getting into the store.
Put up your windshield sun screen when you hit the parking lot. You saw your spot. You are good.
https://redd.it/1kyws89
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SLPT: If you don’t want to help your wife with the newborn at night, simply drink enough alcohol to make it unsafe for you to hold a baby. Repeat as needed.
https://redd.it/1kylwaa
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LPT: If you use Double-Cream Greek Yoghurt in your coffee instead of milk, it counts as breakfast.
https://redd.it/1kxak3i
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SLPT: You can come in a room without entering if you shoot far enough.
https://redd.it/1kwmvzi
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SLPT: Do you have dental anxiety? When you don't have any appointments, go to a dentists office and pick a fight with the dentist. You'll learn that they are just people like us. Don't fight your own dentist because they might jump you next time you're in the chair.
https://redd.it/1kvwe9b
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SLPT: Always have multiple kids. That way if something happens to one, you have a backup.
https://redd.it/1l7kh2l
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SLPT: People who want to quit vaping: Get a room humidifier and mix the vape juice with water and run it.
https://redd.it/1l6rh83
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SLPT: Remember that police hate paperwork. So, when you get arrested, offer to do the paperwork on your arrest and enter wrong name/info. Problem solved.
https://redd.it/1l5zo51
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SLPT - fart too much? Set your ringtone to fart sounds. Anytime you let one rip, just pick up and phone and have a fake conversation.
https://redd.it/1l5pfqk
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SLPT: Have trouble getting fit? Commit a crime and go to prison. Prisoners workout all the time.
https://redd.it/1l5630f
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SLPT: Traveling gets tougher as you age. So, quit your job when turn 40. Do all the travel/stuff you want to do in retirement and restart working when you turn 55.
https://redd.it/1l48lxe
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SLPT: Always tell people that you were a former addict. That way, you will come across as someone who overcame something instead of a bland lame ass.
https://redd.it/1l3pk7h
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SLPT If you want to avoid commitment, sleep with someone who is married because they are already committed to someone else!
https://redd.it/1l3a5cc
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SLPT Always remember the "r" when Googling movies by Gary Oldman.
https://redd.it/1l2qvki
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SLPT: Get a job at the toll tag company, assign your toll tag to a customer with a large fleet of cars and trucks. Quit and find a new job that offers opportunities for similar perks.
Maybe get a new job at a furniture store right before you want to buy new furniture, use employee discount and quit.
Get a job at a car dealership right before you want to buy a new car, use employee discount and quit.
Get a job at the money factory and take advantage of the… you get the idea.
https://redd.it/1kz8zma
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SLPT: Argument escalating? Just start jerking off real quick. Instant mental clarity guaranteed!
Take advantage of post nut clarity, my friend.
https://redd.it/1kymu9c
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SLPT: Want to get a quick CT scan & MRI? Go to the emergency room and tell them you're experiencing double vision.
Double vision is a sign you might be experiencing a stroke. If that's the case doctors can do something about it but they have a very limited window of time, so if you tell them that at the ER you go straight to the front of the line.
https://redd.it/1kxcqha
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SLPT: See a little kid in a martial arts gi walking with their mom? Help build the kids confidence by pretending to rob their mom, and letting the kid stop you.
Make sure you yell something like "That kid's an animal! Let me out of here!" as you beat a hasty retreat.
https://redd.it/1kwrl3r
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SLPT Running out of time to finish an assignment or work that has a deadline or time limit? Use the last 1 minute to rant about the fact you only have ONE FXCKING MINUTE and that they’re only gonna give you 1 minute
https://redd.it/1kw7b3l
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SLPT If you are balding at the crown of your head (and insecure about it), cut your hair into bi-hawks, so all attention will be drawn away from the balding and drawn towards you awesome anti-establishment hairdo
https://redd.it/1kvlrem
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