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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: If you receive a bill that says FINAL NOTICE, you can safely ignore it. Since it's your "final notice", you can rest assured that they won't be bothering you anymore.
https://redd.it/1d3x35d
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SLPT: if you’re feeling stressed, throwing rocks at children is a good way to calm down
https://redd.it/1d3oo47
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SLPT: Saying "I'm sorry you got offended" is a great way to further aggravate somebody that you've intentionally offended.
https://redd.it/1d3gxr4
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SLPT:Put mines on all corners of furniture to stop the pain when you hit your toe
https://redd.it/1d38ki8
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SLPT: If you're ever being recorded against your will just say copyrighted phrases like "I'm lovin it" or "Finger lickin Good"
https://redd.it/1d2zdbf
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LPT: Hungry and pressed for time? A lot of restaurants have pre-made meals ready to go...for free!
I've noticed a lot of restaurants, especially casual restaurants, have a rack of pre-made meals ready for people to come in and grab and go. I imagine this is because these restaurants have too much time or ingredients so this is the way to solve those problems. What's fun is that the staff names the meals. Yesterday, I picked up a meal they named "Rachel W." which was a turkey wrap and a side of chips and salsa. It was tasty, convenient, and best of all free.
https://redd.it/1d2s9qq
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LPT: phone battery doesn't last long? solder on a bigger one
it doesn't have to fit inside
https://redd.it/1d2lroi
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SLPT: Always hand in your work or assignments late and then they’ll regularly be outstanding.
https://redd.it/1d2l0v9
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SLPT:
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https://redd.it/1d230ss
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SLPT: Don't turn up to your kids school with weird clothes or music to embarrass them. Turn up drunk and say something bigoted.
Weird music and clothes create endearing story that more than cancels out the embarrassment.
https://redd.it/1d1rpk1
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SLPT: Change your legal name to John Null Doe to maximize fucking up any computer system your name is in.
https://redd.it/1d0xs3c
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SLPT: Save time and effort at the grill by pre-cooking your burgers in direct sunlight the day before.
https://redd.it/1d0ji5l
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SLPT
Tinder is for Rookies.
Go To FB Marketplace and search for wedding dresses. It'll show you recently divorce females in your area.
To make it easier, you can Filter by Size
https://redd.it/1czzgdq
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SLPT: Tired of long downloads? Get a less wide monitor, so the download progress-bar becomes shorter.
https://redd.it/1czkifj
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SLPT. If you are over 60 don’t buy jeans with button up fly.
https://redd.it/1czivcy
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SLPT: if you’re feeling stressed, throwing rocks at adults is a good way to calm down
https://redd.it/1d3w9sy
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LPT: Short for cash? Try selling oral steroids to middle school girls!
Works best when advertised as a weight loss product. High school girls also work but slightly more tricky. The key here is to find the chubbier, insecure ones. Anavar works, but Dbol or oral testosterone can be sold with the biggest markup. My buddy Marc lèpine made made BANK like this back in college.
https://redd.it/1d3jdke
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LPT BEST WAY TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET
https://redd.it/1d3d0mr
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SLPT Dress up in a bear costume and hide in the woods to increase your chances with women
https://redd.it/1d37c8n
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SLPT: If your wife asks for a blanket because she is cold, tell her that you already got her something to keep her warm. It's called the stove. Also, be a gentleman, ask her if you need to show her where it is.
https://redd.it/1d2uvbr
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SLPT: There are enough calories in a gram of uranium to keep you well fed for at least 27 years
https://redd.it/1d2qqoo
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SLPT: You should say "there's gullible on the ceiling" when someone is trying to reach for something. They're probably already looking up so its the perfect opportunity to be a little prankster.
https://redd.it/1d2mjrp
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SLPT: This double-sided thumb drive can make your PC into a Nintendo switch stand!
https://redd.it/1d2kv01
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SLPT: Inject estrogen so you don't have to shower ever again. Your pores will produce so little oil that you can stay clean forever
https://redd.it/1d1y6nr
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SLPT: Having a very shitty day? Put on Sunglasses.. Now you're having a pretty shitty evening
https://redd.it/1d1bab8
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SLPT: My BEST advice -- Shitty to do, But life changing.
Drink only water.
eat nothing for at least 72 hours.
(not really recommended for under 21 this is something to keep in mind if younger but not something to attempt.)
I don't know how to describe it other than almost everyone living in modern society has never had their body in survival mode. I don't know how to describe it without sounding like I'm a cult leader.
There is a key aspect of life you're missing; and it's literally free to do.
You check half of reddit and its me-irl suicidal posts with 10k votes.
The average body and brain will fight for survival----- I've never felt better than when fasting. Your body is your number one positive force. This is something everyone should know. It's shitty to starve! It's shitty to have a stomach of acid! It's shitty to crave food! But It's invigorating to be alive!!
I just had a recent conversation with someone emphasizing how little hope there is. If there is no hope listen to your body.
I feel like there is nothing better than truly knowing that yourself at its core believes in life.
https://redd.it/1d0vsja
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SLPT: If you're at a hotel and don't have access to a bidet or shower wand with jet setting to blast your butthole clean after a dump, simply take a water bottle and pop a hole in the cap with a pen, corkscrew, pocket knife, gun, or whatever you have handy. Should be self-explanatory from here.
https://redd.it/1d0hhik
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SLPT: Ever wish you could experience something again for the first time?
Just be drunk! That's it!
Be drunk when you first experience something and then you'll have some vague recollections of what might have happened but far from the whole package !
Be it a movie, a game, or a social activity. Plus you get the bonus activity of trying to piece together the small parts that you do remember into the full plot! An extended plot that may be filled by your imagination!
Bonus++: trying to remember what you said to those people you vaguely knew from high school and worrying about it constantly!
https://redd.it/1czy0j9
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SLPT: When learning a new language, first learn how to swear in it. That way, if you decide to drop learning the language, you'll still have something useful from it you can use.
https://redd.it/1czinbj
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SLPT: Don't wanna do dishes? Put'em in the freezer ya dingus.
The fellas over at LPT said I should try here, so here's the pitch:
No bacterial growth, no problem. I'm doing it tonight to reuse today's yogurt spoon tomorrow. You can label your dishes according to flavour so that you don't taste thawed beef Stroganoff in your peach cobbler.
https://redd.it/1czh7mj
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