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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: Use Google AI in your most vulnerable moments
https://redd.it/1j2a10n
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SLPT: automotive tips. The more your car weighs, the more energy it needs. Follow these helpful hints and get your car mileage back to where it should be
1. Shave your brake pads down to the minimum size. It should be noted in the manual. This reduces weight and saves you money.
2. Never fill up your gas tank above a quarter full. Extra weight equals bad miles per gallon.
3. Reduce the amount of useless air you are carrying by deflating your tires to the point where the rims just don't touch the road.
https://redd.it/1j17m25
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SLPT Rip out some of your nerves so that the govt can’t track you and Neuralink will not work on or have any effect on you
https://redd.it/1j0o30c
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SLPT: Save money on groceries by only eating things that you can find in your couch cushions!
Why waste hard-earned cash on overpriced food when you can embark on an exciting scavenger hunt every day? Old change, gum, and the occasional stale chip are not just treasure; they are a deliciously adventurous diet! Plus, who needs nutritional balance when you can refine your crumby culinary skills?
https://redd.it/1izho4m
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SLPT: following your dreams
https://redd.it/1izjhqe
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SLPT: Seduce any woman by saying "Your tits are amazeballs".
https://redd.it/1iyz2d7
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SLPT: Buying A House
https://redd.it/1iyjy9y
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SLPT using manners when speaking to chatgpt makes OpenAI lose thousands of dollars every day
https://redd.it/1iy8e7e
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SLPT: You can warn others when there is a cop in front of them
When riding a motorcycle you can warn others of a cop a head by raising your middle finger and showing it to them. They would know that because everyone knows “f the police”
https://redd.it/1iw1tyh
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SLPT: Your water can never be shut off if you fill the meter box with concrete.
Low on cash, but need to shower before the meter maid follows through on that 4th late notice that threatens disconnection?
Did the city force you to tear down a brand new fence because it was 4 inches above regulation, and you wanna stick it to the man?
Find the shut off meter (rectangular shape about the size of a hardcover book) that's recessed into the ground, probably near the closest sidewalk....pop that lid, fill her up, and never pay for water again!
If asked about it, claim ignorance.... And watch the city do nothing about it because your $300 past due bill is WAY cheaper than paying a city crew $5-10k to spend 1 or 2 days jackhammering it out!
https://redd.it/1iuossv
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SLPT: Do you have a business/store that you are absolutely terrified about the public seeing? Do not build it next to a sidewalk. Do not leave your windows open. Do not build a wall made almost entirely of glass.
https://redd.it/1iu82ck
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SLPT: Constipated? Jump on a trampoline until the shit falls out.
Laxative manufacturers hate this one simple trick.
https://redd.it/1itwlje
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SLPT: Liar Liar, Pants on Fire
https://redd.it/1it2hx8
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SLPT: Why buy fresh olive oil
when you can just reuse the olive oil from opened sardine cans?
https://redd.it/1isbtvx
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SLPT: Online Bullying
https://redd.it/1is79u2
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SLPT: If you're concerned someone is doing cocaine, lick the inside of their nose.
If your tongue gets numb you'll have your answer.
https://redd.it/1j1hq3d
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SLPT: Treat Yourself
https://redd.it/1j0xu1i
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SLPT: Reduce conflict at work by using Old English
https://redd.it/1izy2to
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SLPT: If you're on hold forever, learn Spanish and push the Spanish button to get a Spanish-speaking operator
It will take a while to learn Spanish, but it's worth it to save a few minutes when you're on the phone with Duolingo trying to cancel your paid subscription.
https://redd.it/1izmqrk
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SLPT: Highly Intelligent
https://redd.it/1iz9l5k
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SLPT- Low on cash? Need a quick buck?? Well follow me!!
https://redd.it/1iyxwye
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SLPT: Can’t work? Can’t find a job? Find a lab that will pay you to be experimented on.
Not su
https://redd.it/1iydtoq
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lpt: if you need to clear out space on a linux pc, run "sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root" it frees up plenty of space
https://redd.it/1ixav73
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SLPT: Forgetting about an unopened jug of distilled water and letting it evaporate is more energy efficient than a humidifier
https://redd.it/1iw13au
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SLPT: Crying in bed on your phone? I bet you didn't know that your neck feels like a vagina
https://redd.it/1iufu57
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SLPT: Never lose your TV remote again by supergluing it to your hand!
Tired of digging through couch cushions? Simply apply a generous amount of industrial-strength glue and secure the remote in your palm. Bonus: You'll never have to worry about someone else stealing it! Downside? Well... minor inconvenience when showering, eating, or, you know, living.
https://redd.it/1iu1te8
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SLPT: Weight Loss Hack
https://redd.it/1itv8ff
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SLPT: Maybe you should support alt-right and capitalism. According to Scripture, wealth keeps people out of heaven, and our leaders are actually taking the fall and saving us!
https://redd.it/1isnax3
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SLPT: in search of a free new couch? Buy a Porsche 911 GT3 Touring with the free rear seat add on, take off the seat, and sell the car
https://redd.it/1isaisa
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SLPT: fake fingers
https://redd.it/1irty6e
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