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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT Save money on toilet paper by wiping only every other time you poo
https://redd.it/1jaar23
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LPT: If you’re finding it hard to wake up in the morning, go outside and stare at the sun without blinking for 420 minutes.
Or 69 hours 👁️ 👁️ ☀️
https://redd.it/1ja9ucc
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SLPT- Many Europeans treat post-dump handwashing as an optional side quest.
https://redd.it/1j9t7vo
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SLPT: Use frozen chicken as an ice cube to reduce plastic
Ice probably has microfibers in it too
https://redd.it/1j93qmz
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SLPT: Avoid tariffs by having your suppliers mark every shipment as a gift with a declared value of $1
https://redd.it/1j845as
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SLPT: Always dress to impress no matter what — your ghost will thank you
https://redd.it/1j76fjf
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[SLPT] Just relax and it will come to you. Thanks.
https://redd.it/1j6iaax
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SLPT- Don't eat food at a restaurant where the chef is bald but you find hair in the food
https://redd.it/1j6gk6p
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SLPT: Scatter your loved ones ashes in an expensive to access location such as Disneyland to get free permanent access!
What they don't want you to know: when you bury someone or scatter someone's ashes in a location, you have the right of visitation. That means, they cannot argue from going to visit your loved ones remains! So once you have scattered their ashes there, simply walk in! If they try to stop you, just tell them that you are visiting your loved ones remains and that you have a legal right to do so!
https://redd.it/1j5zxe9
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SLPT: since Apple won’t provide the charging brick, save $20 and make 1 yourself
https://redd.it/1j57m3u
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SLPT: fellas if you see poop in your gfs bathroom and you aint been shitin' there's 100% chance she is cheating because girls dont poop
https://redd.it/1j4v797
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SLPT: How to get your dream body
https://redd.it/1j4br66
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SLPT: If your blood pressure is too low just read some comments on r/Conservative.
https://redd.it/1j3l0c7
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LPT: If you are a bachelor, every drain in your house is a urinal.
BONUS:
If you choose the sink (bathroom or kitchen - whichever is more convenient), you can wash your hands at the same time!!
https://redd.it/1j3eh1t
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SLPT: make sure to practice kidnapping
https://redd.it/1j2hrxq
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SLPT. Buy a cheap $20 ring. Bring a ladyfriend to the bar and 'propose'. Both of you drink for free the rest of the night.
https://redd.it/1jab5cp
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SLPT: Stop reading the title of this sub as "ShittyProLifeTips"!
IDK if this is allowed, MODs feel free to remove if not 😆
https://redd.it/1j9vmeo
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SLPT the best way to find out if someone likes u is by saying "you're like a sister/brother to me"
https://redd.it/1j9m5iv
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SLPT: Keep your fruit fresh for longer
https://redd.it/1j8xrmk
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SLPT: You just need to attempt it!
If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with rent or bills for the next ten years, whether you are successful or not.
https://redd.it/1j82ybh
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LPT- Never make a permanent decision based on temporary feelings.
https://redd.it/1j6kwq4
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SLPT: You don’t need a prenup if you keep your credit score below 500.
https://redd.it/1j6h5ch
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SLPT: Abbreviate the sayin to: ”It’s what it’s” It flows so much better. Not quite a LPT, so here I post.
https://redd.it/1j62guk
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SLPT: An honest one.
https://redd.it/1j5s2ge
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SLPT Tired of high egg prices? Blood can be used as a substitute in most recipes. This is ideal if you can’t afford eggs, but have buckets of blood on hand.
https://redd.it/1j56xti
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SLPT If you want to cure your OCD
https://redd.it/1j4qsna
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SLPT- Don't use a toilet in dreams when you see it.
https://redd.it/1j3l5y6
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SLPT: How to practice a haircut
https://redd.it/1j3j69d
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SLPT: How to make a quick dinner after work
https://redd.it/1j2pxtu
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