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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: someone asks to try a sip of your drink? Hand it to them while you tell them you have herpes but you haven’t had a flare up this week.
https://redd.it/1ljgsn5
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SLPT: Music is very easy to remove from videos, so if you try to prevent someone's public filming with music, you'll just look like a moron.
Case in point
https://youtu.be/me3dV6kAnX8
https://redd.it/1lisqs5
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SLPT: Put toilet paper down on the water before you poo so the water doesn’t splash your underbutt.
https://redd.it/1li14zz
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SLPT: Salt is great at removing dirt and grime. Get your soiled hands clean by eating lots of salted peanuts
https://redd.it/1lhkijn
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SLPT: Label Everything You Own. Just so you know what it is. Spare parts, adapters, chairs, TVs, all of your socks, etc. Keep a daily book of where everything is.
EZ P-Z
Put a label on it, right where you can see it.
All of your stuff.
https://redd.it/1lhez8m
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SLPT: Tired of thinking for yourself? I built an AI to read the news so I don’t have to
Hey folks, thought I’d drop a super accessible productivity tip for anyone tired of wasting hours making sure the news isn’t completely made up.
# My Problem (aka first-world crisis):
Read something mildly interesting online
Think: Wait, is this real or just Twitter hallucinating again?
Google it
20 minutes later, still reading a blog from 2008
Repeat 5+ times per day
Boom my 7 hours gone every week verifying reality
Why waste all that time? That’s a whole workday I could’ve spent doomscrolling with confidence.
# My Totally Reasonable Solution:
Instead of stopping the habit like a normal person, I built an AI tool called DeoGaze to do the thinking for me. Here’s what it does:
# For one-off content:
Takes any link, article, or random conspiracy from WhatsApp uncle
Cross-checks against “credible sources” (whatever that means)
Gives me a confidence score, citations, and a warm hug of validation
Batch-processes articles like it's meal-prepping my anxiety
# For daily news feeds:
I tell it what I pretend to care about (e.g., AI ethics and global democracy)
It delivers pre-verified news to my dashboard or inbox like a guilt-free IV drip
No more thinking, just passive consumption with a false sense of intelligence
I can tune my preferences like I’m customising a Spotify playlist of facts
# What It Claims to Do:
Extract core claims from articles like some digital Socrates
Cross-check with multiple sources because trusting one is so 2020
Filter out low-quality or biased sources (unlike me at 2 AM on YouTube)
Give a factual consistency score and yes, that’s a thing now
Want to waste time learning how it works? Here: deogaze.com/about
# The Results:
News time: 60+ minutes → 15 minutes
Confidence: unchanged, but at least I blame the AI now
Focus: improved, mostly because I stopped reading comment sections
Time saved: enough to start another side project I’ll never finish
# What I Learned:
Automate everything, especially your paranoia
Trust the AI, it knows what’s best
Tools are great replacements for personality
# Shitty Life Pro Tip Questions:
How much time do you waste verifying obvious nonsense?
What’s your worst time-wasting “info habit”?
Are you also stuck between being informed and being mentally stable?
TL;DR:
Was wasting 60+ mins daily verifying news like a peasant. Built an AI tool to do it for me. Now I’m efficient, misinformed, and free.
Feel free to try it. Or don’t. The AI will know either way.
https://redd.it/1lgbsxl
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SLPT: Invite your relative you don’t like for dinner at your house, get insurance on him/her and send a robo taxi to pick him/her up. You will be rolling in $ in no time.
https://redd.it/1lgbxw1
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SLPT: Remember that your wife will be on drugs while birthing your baby. So, it is only fair that you too take drugs when you are in the OR.
https://redd.it/1lfx63r
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SLPT: Do you have a store/business that you are absolutely terrified that the public will see or find out about? Do not build it next the public sidewalk. Do not have open windows or a glass made of wall.
Build it very far away from public sight.
https://redd.it/1lfjy1m
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SLPT: When you're leaving the house for the day, close the door ... almost
so your mom can get up and close it the rest of the way.
https://redd.it/1lf9yy4
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SLPT: Landlord raising rent or evicting you? Simply release hundreds of cockroaches in the apartment
https://redd.it/1lcfc6d
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SLPT: If you’re being arrested by ICE, start speaking German. Because German is considered a white-people language they will immediately uncuff you and go after non white-people language speakers.
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https://redd.it/1lc6kyf
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SLPT: You can avoid wasps at BBQs this summer. Just put a blob of jam on a small child!
https://redd.it/1lawbue
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SLPT: Guys, when you go on 1st dates, make the women feel comfortable by clearly stating that you are not a creep and that you won’t hurt her.
https://redd.it/1laio10
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SLPT: When you wake up, don't immediately get out of bed. Spend two hours in a row on your phone.
https://redd.it/1l9xjf0
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SLPT: Had a lucid dream? Then brace yourself and take a massive dump right there in the dream.
Don’t bother flying through the sky or fighting dragons—just squat down and push.
Even in dream interpretation, this symbolizes purification and self-realization. It’s considered a good omen.
https://redd.it/1lj3tjs
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SLPT: Ladies, always use HOV lanes. If police stops you, just tell him:her that you are pregnant.
https://redd.it/1liqaau
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SLPT: For effective weed control, mix up some mustard gas in a bucket and pour it on your weeds
It can also be an effective form of self control too
https://redd.it/1lhkpwj
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SLPT: Ice Cream Tub = Built-In Bowl... Just Slice It in Half
https://redd.it/1lhkgms
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SLPT: On a diet and want to cheat? Eat a crappy meal and then immediately go donate plasma! The filter will catch all the fat circulating in your blood, and then put the fatless blood back in afterwards!
https://redd.it/1lgvdjz
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SLPT: If ICE stops you, just use the word “God dammit” multiple times in a sentence. They will think that you are an American citizen and let you go.
https://redd.it/1lgdeiq
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SLPT: Want infinite karma? Create an AI bot that accuses every text post of being AI.
https://redd.it/1lg7gl7
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SLPT: Boys/Girls, set the expectations so low while dating that even a slight improvement after marriage will look great for your spouse.
https://redd.it/1lfpb9y
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SLPT: Dog needs an x-ray and can't afford vet? Sneak it through TSA
https://redd.it/1lfiggy
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SLPT: Make cops leave you alone by wearing a shirt that states you identify as an elementary school full of children with an active shooter inside.
https://redd.it/1ld24by
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SLPT: If you don't have access to a sauna, you can just sit in your car on a hot, sunny day with the air off
https://redd.it/1lccaus
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LPT Open checking acct. Take new deposit slips and leave them at the customer desk. New acct books have no name but will go into your acct anyway. Easy money.
https://redd.it/1lay5ym
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SLPT: When you break into a house always use the front door and do it during the day. If the resident opens the door from inside, just ask if they have accepted Jesus in their lives. They will mistake you for an evangelist.
https://redd.it/1laprv9
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SLPT: If you are a front seat passenger in car, make yourself useful by pointing out the vehicles ahead of you, slowing traffic etc. The driver will appreciate the additional help me other driving.
https://redd.it/1la4d4r
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SLPT: Ladies, fight fire with fire. When someone sends you an unsolicited dick pic, send back 2 dick pics.
https://redd.it/1l997cq
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