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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: Just wash your hands to prevent cancer, birth defects, and other reproductive harm.
https://redd.it/1qcmi48
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SLPT: If you struggle with the ‘Sunday Blues’
Just don’t go to work the next day. Or the next. Or the next.
https://redd.it/1q9yigv
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SLPT: If she squirts, say "Bless us in splashes, precious!"
https://redd.it/1q95cpo
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SLPT: save money on heating by not heating and just wearing really warm clothes
https://redd.it/1q8cike
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SLPT: If you're trying to run something over, turn your steering wheel so your vehicle moves in the direction of the thing you're trying to run over, not away from it
https://redd.it/1q8atnb
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SLPT: If global politics stresses you out, pretend it’s pro wrestling: scripted drama, and they all have a beer after fighting on TV
No spoilers on which king we kidnap next season!
PS: None of it affects you until suddenly it does.
https://redd.it/1q819vl
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SLPT: Rich guys at singles events like to buy rounds of drinks to get all the other guys real drunk so as to eliminate the competition. If you're a broke dude, let him get you nice and drunk for free, then go see if his mom's around.
https://redd.it/1q6vegf
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SLPT: Pair your fast food with wine and olives to make it Mediterranean, this way it's healthier and you lose weight.
https://redd.it/1q7pqea
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SLPT-Follow these QANON approved instructions for healthier living.
https://redd.it/1q3x0ql
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SLPT: Drop cockroaches during open houses to later negotiate a discount
When touring open houses, drop a handful of cockroaches in inconspicuous place. Later when you go back to negotiate and there is a cockroach invasion, you can get a lower price
https://redd.it/1q3mnvy
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SLPT: If you ever want to distract and rob an American conservative just post an American flag up somewhere and then play the national anthem.
They're legally required to stand up, put their hand on their chest and stare at the flag with idiotic reverence until the song is over. This simple trick for simple minded people provides the perfect uninterrupted distraction to steal from them. Who knows, you might even get a gun or two out of it!
https://redd.it/1q3d8ac
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SLPT: Got sick during the flu season? Just cough in a random stranger's face. All the germs will leave your body and enter their body instead.
https://redd.it/1pv1p5r
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SLPT when getting married, ask for two of everything, so it’s easier to split up in the divorce.
https://redd.it/1pwime5
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SLPT: If you don’t know the answer in a meeting, just say “yeah that makes sense” and nod slowly
Works every time.
People will assume you understand and move on.
Bonus points if you repeat the last thing someone said but slightly reworded.
https://redd.it/1pz1ozh
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SLPT: Instead of trying to hide your marijuana, just dump it on the floor. As you walk on it, it's also grinding it up, saving you so much time in the long run
https://redd.it/1q0j2vv
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SLPT: Use uncooked spaghetti to scrub your toilet. When you're done, just boil the spaghetti and flush it down. You get a brand new brush every time!
https://redd.it/1qbd82s
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SLPT: if you want to get away with murder just dress up as a police officer and yell stop resisting
obviously dont do this murder is bad. this works because cops are allowed to murder people in broad daylight. but since your not a cop you will lose when it goes to trial.
https://redd.it/1q9ay3n
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SLPT: to let off some steam go to the local indoor shooting in door firing range. Scream “ take that bit!h”. Before every shot. Have a fried record responses from others for your social media.
Mods I don’t condone this.
https://redd.it/1q8fwg1
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SLPT : if your shower pressure is too low, adjust the water temperature to an uncomfortable level.
That way you will be glad the pressure is not higher.
https://redd.it/1q8d3vr
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SLPT Fart at your desk and your coworkers will stop coming to talk to you
Too busy for chit chat? Big deadline coming up? No time for howdydo's and howsyermoms? Rip some absolute ass and see guaranteed results.
For best effect, do it while they're standing there speaking, looking directly into their eyes.
https://redd.it/1q8af7n
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SLPT: Follow the 1,3,5,7 rule. I’m at 56 fishes now.
https://redd.it/1q56ra9
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SLPT: Play fireplace videos on your TV at 2x Speed; relax twice as fast.
https://redd.it/1q7tdgv
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SLPT - How do I solve this ?
I met this guy when touring (got his name, unit # and cell phone)
I put him down as my resident referral (which was my idea he agreed to with agreement we would split it)
talk through the whole process of getting it applied and now that he got it, he wouldn’t text me back.
I call him and ask about it which he replies ”oh, I thought they would just take it off your rent like they did mine” (he admitted they took off $400)
So I reply “you are really going to screw me out of half when we agreed to split it?”
he hung up the phone
https://redd.it/1q42lvd
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SLPT: Dog keeps humping your leg, pick him up and give him a bj
https://redd.it/1q3valg
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SLPT: Feeling sleepy while in your car? Reroute the EGR line (if equipped) to the HVAC system
https://redd.it/1q3h8v3
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SLPT: If you can’t afford a bidet, use a water flosser on your butt
https://redd.it/1q3bh3b
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LPT: If someone is trying to bait you into an argument or acting aggressively, use "The Gray Rock" method. Don’t defend yourself—just give the most boring, non-committal answers possible.
The goal of a toxic person or a "troll" in real life is to get an emotional reaction from you. That reaction is their "fuel." When you provide a boring, repetitive response like "Okay," "I see," or "That’s an interesting perspective," you become as uninteresting as a gray rock.
Eventually, they will lose interest and move on to a target that gives them the drama they crave. It is the most effective way to protect your peace of mind without escalating a situation. It feels passive, but it is actually a position of total control.
TL;DR: Become boring to people who want to drain your energy.
https://redd.it/1pupdz0
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LPT: If someone vents to you, just stare blankly until they leave
https://redd.it/1pz260i
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SLPT: use your calculator cover as a caddy 👍
https://redd.it/1q0bhtp
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SLPT: Return stolen property before the end of the year to avoid reporting them as income
https://redd.it/1pzwfks
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