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SLPT: How to pull a trick on treaters who steal the whole bowl of candy
This requires a large bowl that is not see thru. You line the bottom of the bowl with dog shit. Layer plastic/cardboard/etc on top to prevent it from touching any of the candy. Kids who grab a couple of pieces, as intended, will stay free of the shit. But the kid who dumps the whole bowl in their bag gets a bag full of dog shit as well.
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SLPT; if you ever want free pain killers
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SLPT: Save on Halloween candy this year!
Halloween is fast approaching! Are you ready to supply the greedy ghosts and goblins? No? Well, just put an empty box on your porch with a sign that says “Take One”. Trick or treaters will be like “Dang, someone done took up all the candy” and move along in disappointment. But that candy money stays in your pocket.
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SLPT: Getting roasted at work all the time? Casually mention you're the boss's son.
Just a tiny little update to your origin story can totally change how colleagues perceive your awkward a$$.
Even Gretchen from Data doesn't report me to HR for flirting any more, now that she thinks I'm a big shot.
For added believability, do something like what I did where I went and shook Elon's hand when he visited my workplace. (I'm a janitor at the Giga factory)
Come up with newer details every day. The creative possiblities are endless!
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Performance may be temporary. Nepotism is forever.
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LPT: Sell instead of demolishing!
If you’re remodeling, consider selling your old fixtures instead of paying to demo and haul them away.
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LPT: Don't do pugs!
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SLPT: nut now or forever hold your piece
Nut now on November first so you don't have to worry about breaking your record over the next 29 days
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LPT: It's perfectly OK to shoot a sheriff. But it's not OK to shoot a deputy.
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SLPT: How to become successful
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SLPT: How to make the finest mashed potatoes of your life
It will take a little longer, but instead of a potato masher, use a foot file.
Pro tip: if you like cheese, take a USED one.
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SLPT: SLPT: Pico de Gallo and Boku no Pico mean the same thing. Feel free to use them interchangeably.
Next time you’re at a Mexican restaurant, ask your server for extra Boku no Pico
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SLPT: Go to non English language movies. You don't need to hear what is being said, so you and your friends will be free to talk and enhance other theatergoers movie experience by doing voices and making jokes.
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SLPT question: Buying license renewal credits?
I recently heard that you are able to purchase completed continuing ed/licensing credits for some professions. I am short just a couple as an educator. Anyone know where a person could buy a transcript or find free self paced continuing ed that can be completed quickly? Certificates don't work.
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SLPT: Document your felonies on social media for great bragging rights.
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SLPT: A credit score of 800 means nothing if you don’t have aura
You won’t be able to get a loan. You won’t be able to buy a home. If you’re struggling to get aura just buy some Balenciaga shoes or some Dior cologne or something ffs. Banks don’t care about your credit score. They’d like to know how much aura you’ve got when you walk in the door. You notice how they’re all looking at you? I mean, this country has got to up its aura, it’s faltering. I don’t even think we won the Olympics. They don’t care about some 3 digit number. Get with the program guys.
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SLPT: How to be a winner
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SLPT: Stop looking for entry level jobs and start applying for CEO positions instead. These pay a lot more, sometimes millions.
To do this, filter LinkedIn by "Entry Level" and "Chief Executive Officer".
These jobs don't have burdensome requirements like "5 years experience in MS Office 2024" and a bachelors degree. Vibes, outgoing people skills, and a good firm handshake are plenty. You don't even need any experience at the company.
If you make it to interview rounds and they ask "do you have any questions for me", always ask "Where do you see the company in five years?" Follow up with a pep talk about wanting to see HR hit their KPIs for this quarter.
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SLPT: You'll never truly, fully, understand anything, so never criticize anything
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SLPT: Withdraw 10 dollars
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SLPT: Save money on travel sized bottles by using a disposable glove.
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SLPT: How to get the food we deserve
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SLPT: Smell up your farts so others don't have to
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SLPT: Low Self-esteem Hack
If you struggle with low self-esteem, take an English as Second Language class at your local community college and do a little better than most of the non-English speakers
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SLPT: If you ever have to live in a temple as an ascetic monk, tell them you're allergic to rice. If they offer you noodles, say you're allergic to that, and keep going until you get to steak and baked potato. Then say "fine, I guess I'll suffer through it".
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Slpt- How to win over girls heart with your game
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SLPT: Teamwork
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LPT question: Buying license renewal credits?
I recently heard that you are able to purchase completed continuing ed/licensing credits for some professions. I am short just a couple as an educator. Anyone know where a person could buy a transcript or find free self paced continuing ed that can be completed quickly? Certificates don't work.
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SLPT: Dating when ugly
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SLPT: The Recycle Bin feature on Windows is a special folder in which you can store several documents with the exact same filename. It is perfect for archiving several versions of the same document.
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