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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: snubbed for a Nobel peace prize? Show the world what happens if they screw with you!
Step out, make it loud, stir up every situation you touch—and have the whole world regretting they ever doubted your “peace” credentials.
Keep escalating, keep talking, keep finding new regimes to topple. Keep inserting yourself into tense situations until that snub starts looking like the biggest mistake they ever made.
Hold them by the throat till they admit that you're the only real peacekeeper the world has.
https://redd.it/1sqjnr4
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SLPT: Instead of cleaning your room, get blackout curtains and turn the lights off
https://redd.it/1sp1wuh
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LPT: Short on cash? Buy yourself EVERY share in a cheap company (like penny stocks) and just wait for the value of your new business (that you now own 100%) to raise with every one you bought. Then, write off your expenses in your taxes while keeping the company's income all to yourself. Profit.
https://redd.it/1smyzdd
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SLPT; Ladies, if your man’s PP is too small, measure it in millimeters and it will feel big during sex!
https://redd.it/1skl9cd
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SLPT Help to find student with .edu email for Cursor year subscription?
https://redd.it/1skp52r
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SLPT: do your washing up in the shower, it saves water and shows your dinner guests that you're eco-conscious.
https://redd.it/1skkupu
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SLPT If you're going to blow your nose with toilet paper, do it before you wipe your ass.
https://redd.it/1sk9jzd
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SLPT: Save a small fry box at your local fast food restaurant. Every time you order a large fry, pour the large fries into the small box. Complain about getting your order wrong. Works every time.
FREE FRIES LIFEHACK: Save a small fry box at your local fast food restaurant. Every time you order a large fry, pour the large fries into the small box. Complain about getting your order wrong. Works every time.
https://redd.it/1sjss7r
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SLPT: At funerals everyone tells you "if you need anything at all, just let me know". This is opportunity knocking.
Pause, and let out a sniffle, and say "Well, I really could use a Le Creuset Dutch oven". A Pottery Barn throw blanket, no problem, just say it. Someone will bring one to your door that night. How about a $200 wine basket, a Ninja air fryer, and enough lasagna to get you comfortably through the next two months. A slow exhale at the right moment, a quiet mention of how hard it's been, and suddenly you have a $75 Omaha Steaks gift card and a set of 600-thread-count sheets.
The gift card collection at work is going to happen regardless, so the only question is whether you look pitiful enough near the coffeepot to push it from a $25 gift card to a $50. The answer is yes. Sigh slowly and stare into your mug. Do not oversell it. Someone will go in the back and tell Karen from the collection committee that you seemed really fragile this morning, and she will bump it to $50.
https://redd.it/1siwjqw
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SLPT: if you need to fight a bodybuilder, do it in May, outside the gym after leg day
That's when he's at his weakest.
Go for leg kicks until he's shaking, then hit him with an uchimata.
Hope this helps.
https://redd.it/1sgabiq
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SLPT : Want to go to the swimming pool but afraid to swim?
Stand on the 10 meter board and tell someone to shoot you in the stomach. Because in movies when you are shot and fall in the middle of river, you breathe and swim unconsciously and are found ashore a couple of days later.
https://redd.it/1sfvjv3
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SLPT: men, you can severely affect the self esteem of your female work nemesis by sexually harassing everyone in the office except for her.
https://redd.it/1sffhlk
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SLPT: If you feel like you are going to shit your pants, but you’re in public and don’t want the embarrassment, shit someone else’s pants instead. Joke’s on them!
https://redd.it/1s9gteb
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LPT: Save on rent by alternating lives with your night-shift counterpart
You’re paying premium rent for a home you barely haunt. Make it make sense!
Locate a human on the exact opposite shift and begin a seamless existence swap. (If you're lucky, you could find someone who works in your own sweat shop) With enough coordination, you’ll never cross paths as you alternate occupancy like a well-run timeshare.
Catch - be sure to not move in with someone who uses single ply tissues. Keep those heathens miles away!
Also, avoid Ben from HR, cos those bedsheets are how you get crabs!
https://redd.it/1sdrpja
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SLPT I had an idea
hey guys
I was thinking about a really crazy idea. I was thinking to myself, what if you borrowed 1 billion from the bank? Okay, you owe all that money to the bank. But what if you bought the company from the bank for that amount? You wouldn't owe the owner or the bank anymore because you would be the owner and the bank would be yours too
Hey, I'm new here
https://redd.it/1sb99ia
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SLPT: Don't have the recommended 3x your salary saved by 40? Take a job at half your current salary to immediately catch up!
https://redd.it/1spbiyv
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LPT: if you’re ever feeling suicidal go bungee jumping. Your will to live will return
https://redd.it/1snj0c9
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LPT: Enjoying a game or series? Play it while very drunk, so it'll feel like new when you replay it.
https://redd.it/1skyow7
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LPT:People often confuse “cheap” with “good deal.” The real value is how often you’ll use it.
https://redd.it/1skqx9p
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SLPT: tuck your little ones in with you. They get cold too 💔
https://redd.it/1skm5fx
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SLPT: Flying Advice
https://redd.it/1ske0iw
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SLPT: you shouldn't help old people since you'll deprive them of exercise and bring about their demise sooner
https://redd.it/1sk4xz6
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LPT help please.. i am mentally tired
I want to skip an exam ... but I want to look it like an accident.. like me getting extremely ill and hospitalized... this is my only plan...
how can you make yourself admitted in a hospital for atleast a week ?(not in pysch ward please )
i want a break from all this as it's getting to intense for me ... and I genuinely can't do it anymore ..I want some free time to clear my head..
don't worry the exam will not decide my future as there is something else I'll do
parents are not supportive enough to let me skip it
https://redd.it/1sj51uh
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LPT Flood sms, phone or email init only link below.
http://floodcrm.net/?ref_id=948765
Enjoy. It’s invite only so you are welcome.
https://redd.it/1sip1s5
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SLPT: Gain a lot of weight, lose it, and then get loose skin surgery to get rid of your armpits.
Now you don't have to worry about armpit hair and you can save on deodorant! This is because when you get loose skin surgery, they cut out your armpit and pull excess skin into your armpit area.
https://redd.it/1sfnrzo
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SLPT If you're scheduled for a work shift at the last minute, don't say you have plans, say you have appointments. You will leave them thinking "Damn, this guy's an adult af"
https://redd.it/1sfln36
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SLPT: If you have insomnia get a night job to make extra money. Just be careful not to accidentally start a cult.
https://redd.it/1sfb4qq
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SLPT: Get an easy A on your test.
Show up late with your friends and say you had a flat tire. Just keep your stories straight which tire went flat.
https://redd.it/1sb4cqb
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SLPT: If you're driving, switch your turn signal the opposite direction of where you're actually turning. This'll let everyone around you know that you like April 1st, and have a topnotch sense of humor.
https://redd.it/1s9ws9b
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SLPT: Remember guys, when your wife/GF tells you her problems, she doesn’t want solutions. So, it is perfectly fine to space out, smile and nod when she speaks.
https://redd.it/1scne47
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