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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: My aunt’s funeral was yesterday. For years, she kept this Post-it in her bathroom, so we had it made into a canvas and hung it above the toilet for the reception at her house.
https://redd.it/1twkyb0
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LPT: fix your diet
Instead of using the drive-thru, walk in.
https://redd.it/1tvy3jv
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SLPT: When Life Gives You Lemons....
When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot people in the eyes.
https://redd.it/1ttos3q
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SLPT When purchasing seating at an arena, buy in lines and put your annoying friends at the edges.
https://redd.it/1tt30gf
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SLPT, if you ever feel lonely and don't get any messages from friends or family, just list an item for sale on Facebook marketplace for free, you'll get messages from everywhere
https://redd.it/1ts9pyl
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SLPT : Coffee isn't hitting you anymore? Get your high by posting your nude on social media and try to delete it before anyone sees it.
https://redd.it/1ts5qf4
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SLPT: No place to soak your shower head with vinegar in? Use an old toaster!
https://redd.it/1trr5pu
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SLPT: How to defeat capitalism
https://redd.it/1tqvvbs
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SLPT: The best way to make money is to have money
So if you are poor and looking for an easy way to sit on your ass and do nothing while the money rolls in, just get money.
https://redd.it/1tqknf0
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SLPT: Never be afraid of losing anything again.
If you’re afraid of losing something, LOSE IT and stop being afraid
https://redd.it/1tpz42i
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SLPT : Be a useless person, so nobody can use you.
https://redd.it/1tozfst
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SLPT for saving money: When your creatine runs out, refill the jar with corn starch
https://redd.it/1tnmget
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SLPT: If you’re late to a meeting, walk in carrying a charger and look annoyed. People assume you were fixing "tech issues."
https://redd.it/1tmuxh9
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SLPT If you pay with a card but tip in cash be sure to write what you tipped in the tip line on the merchant receipt so that they know what cash amount you tipped.
https://redd.it/1tlrloa
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SLPT: Use this to test how old people perceive you to be
https://redd.it/1tlkzg3
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LPT: If you feel like you fucked up your life, go search bar and type in “fucked my life up” and you will notice you are not the only one. There are a lot of us.
I got you bro.
https://redd.it/1twfrww
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SLPT: Remember guys, women love it when you do housework and it makes them more open to sex. So, if you want to hook up with your neighbors’ wives, do their housework. Sex guaranteed.
https://redd.it/1tu8m87
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Caught letting your inner Nazi out? Contact reddit CEO to get photographic evidence removed from site.
https://redd.it/1tti0cj
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SLPT: picking your nose, don’t know where to put it?
Wipe it on your ankle, it’ll come off in your next shower
https://redd.it/1tsgttt
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SLPT Easy baking substitute
Do you ever find yourself baking, and suddenly realize that you are out of anti-stick spray? That happened to me today and I did not want my cupcakes to stick. Fortunately, I had a can of wasp and hornet spray handy and it did the trick perfectly. You’re welcome!
https://redd.it/1ts5ow5
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SLPT: Be an Alpha male
1. Select a person of authority, ideally someone older or of higher social standing.
2. Argue with them over a trivial matter and say something that could damage their social standing in front of those you want to see you as the Alpha male.
3. Quickly leave the situation without offering any resolution.
4. Meet that person privately immediately afterwards and apologise sincerely. (I got carried away etc.)
5. Voilà! You’ve become someone who can challenge authority in front of those who don’t realise you were begging for forgiveness just five minutes after in the parking lot.
https://redd.it/1trw15z
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SLPT: Break your ankles so you always have a place to put your phone.
https://redd.it/1tra08j
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SLPT: Become a Reddit savant by reading top posts, and then immediately make an r/OutOfTheLoop post questioning what you just learned.
https://redd.it/1tqm2yr
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SLPT: Go to work if you’re feeling sick.
Don’t waste that precious PTO day sick and rotting on the couch. Waste it on a day when you’re feeling good rotting on the couch.
https://redd.it/1tq9lip
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SLPT: Why run a marathon when you can drive a marathon
https://redd.it/1tptn0y
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SLPT: You can steal anything from mall
https://redd.it/1todijv
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SLPT: What if you hate everyone though
https://redd.it/1tngyvf
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SLPT: How to steal a Netflix account
https://redd.it/1tm3prq
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SLPT: order froyo. Let it melt. Boom. Free yogurt.
https://redd.it/1tlpy53
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SLPT: Withdraw 10 dollars
https://redd.it/1tlimr0
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