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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: How to eat at a restaurant for free
Go to a restaurant that offers free starters like bread, chips, or whatever. Eat the starters, drink some water and leave before ordering anything.
You technically got a free meal.
https://redd.it/1wc4bcn
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LPT: If you don't have a dishwasher, remember that your washing machine is capable of doing your dishes. When using the dryer, add a few towels to help reduce damage.
https://redd.it/1wbw97y
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SLPT: How about that
https://redd.it/1wawtvb
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SLPT: if you are presenting at an academic conference, start by saying (sincerely) "I Love Capitalism"
Say it sincerely, or else they will think you're being sarcastic.
https://redd.it/1w9xotr
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SLPT: At gym If you don’t want to share your gym machines and benches, leave a mysterious wet spot behind every time you get up.
https://redd.it/1w994rq
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SLPT: When guests are coming over, spray a tiny bit of bleach in your bathroom, so they think you cleaned the hell out of it
Which you obviously didn’t.
https://redd.it/1w86a27
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SLPT: Great hack for smokers
https://redd.it/1w7uigy
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SLPT: Got an annoying bug bite? Press a hot piece of metal against the affected area for 30 seconds.
Before long, you won’t even notice the itching!
https://redd.it/1w5xndy
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LPT: The only B word you should call women is beautiful. Cause bitches love being called beautiful.
https://redd.it/1w4nqjp
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SLPT: Get a police scanner and dress as a suspect for easy lawsuit money
For example if the police are looking for a male wearing a red hoodie and blue jeans, dress the part and walk in the area where the offender was last spotted. When the police arrive with weapons drawn, have a fake panic attack. A lawyer will contact you after seeing the video on facebook. They will sue for emotional distress and you will get an easy payday!!
https://redd.it/1w400a9
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SLPT: literally never pay your debt. Just let it pile on until you die
https://redd.it/1w3pyy1
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SLPT: If your wife has an outfit you don't like, just say "I can't help myself, it's just too much" and grope her whenever she wears it.
Involuntary aversion therapy. Also works with co-workers
https://redd.it/1w2rumi
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SLPT: Face lift
https://redd.it/1w2q8ro
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SLPT need to get my dead beat dad banned from TikTok live
I need/want to find a way to get him either banned or unmonetized.. he’s a loser/drug addict that left my autistic 10 year old brother alone in a basement for an entire weekend to go be with his gf that he met when he was supposed to be working at a rehab.. she was a patient..
EDIT** happy to provide proof and his handle to just further prove my case
https://redd.it/1w1brn0
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SLPT: Buying a car with a slow oil leak is essentially the same as a perpetual oil change.
https://redd.it/1w0vl9k
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SLPT. Concerned about the cost of the bill for your landline phone? Never hang up your phone. They can't charge you until the call is finished.
https://redd.it/1wbwtso
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SLPT: If you're a depressed person who happens to have a friend with cleanliness OCD, hire them to clean your room for free
You get to have a clean room and they get to blow some steam off
https://redd.it/1wbq6lt
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SLPT: Teach your wife a new fun fact everyday!
For example, that "ma'am" stands for "mammoth"
https://redd.it/1w9yy1m
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SLPT: Don't let your kidnapper keep you waiting
https://redd.it/1w9e1xx
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SLPT: If you ever spill club soda on your shirt or carpet, you can use a white cotton rag with a little bit of red wine to get it out.
https://redd.it/1w89675
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SLPT: If you're not good at math, convert everything to binary first. Instead of 10 different numerals to deal with you only have two, so the problem is five times easier.
https://redd.it/1w83xgf
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SLPT: For hoarders
https://redd.it/1w6epim
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SLPT: Try this one trick to escape the matrix
https://redd.it/1w55s92
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SLPT: Are thing too loud for you? put a suppressor on them
Works for fridges, vacuum cleaners, washers, dryers, parents, siblings, kids, husband, wife.
https://redd.it/1w41jpw
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SLPT: If it’s ever the worst day of your life, go meet as many people as you can.
You’ll get a lot of people saying “wow! You look great/seem like you’re in a good mood!”’ when you see them again on a day that isn’t the worst day of your life.
https://redd.it/1w3t1vb
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SLPT: Make kim chee with cum and call it cum chee
https://redd.it/1w2zgfb
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SLPT: Hamsters are the best beginner pets. They require no food or water and only live for 3 days
https://redd.it/1w2rsjx
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SLPT: Pay for guitar or piano lessons for your kid, then when they're good enough, have them give you guitar or piano lessons for free.
https://redd.it/1w2nx5k
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SLPT: New routine
https://redd.it/1w0x8oz
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SLPT: Act like you don’t know people.
Let’s say you encounter a former classmate 30 years after graduation. Just kinda act like you have no idea who this person is but still be really friendly. No stories or reminiscing. Your former classmate will think you went all Hollywood on them or an imposter took over your identity. Just keep the mystery going, ya know.
https://redd.it/1w0cktl
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