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Pro life tips Courtesy of @r_channels
SLPT: Stop drinking in hot weather to avoid sweating and thus deter flies.
Some fly species will deliberately seek out your sweat. Thus if you don’t drink water then you can beat the flies at their own game.
We can’t guarantee you’ll survive the shock, heat stroke, dehydration or combination of all of the above.
https://redd.it/1hcjyy1
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SLPT : eat something too sour for your taste?
Eat a lemon! It will negate the (previous) sour!
https://redd.it/1hcc46s
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SLPT: Help someone complete their crossword puzzle by leaning in and saying '7 up is lemonade'
https://redd.it/1hcb8oj
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LPT Burnt tongue, instant natural relief please?
https://redd.it/1hc8oxd
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SLPT: Don't want to carry a gun? Carry a mug of coffee to your car in the morning and Roy Munson a SOB.
https://redd.it/1hbpkln
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SLPT: If you have white rice in your house, but don't know what to do with it, drop your phone in the toilet.
https://redd.it/1hbdbuv
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SLPT: How to protect your face in a fist fight
https://redd.it/1hbd2bc
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SLPT: Hands-free solution for a sunny day
https://redd.it/1hb5xcb
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SLPT: Since McDonald's prices are getting out of hand, you can order 10 of every condiment on the app, everytime you place an order, for free, to get even...
https://redd.it/1haqz8s
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SLPT: Lunch-Thief Proof
https://redd.it/1haes2u
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SLPT: How to reduce stress índex at work
https://redd.it/1ha97w9
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SLPT: If your wife's x-ray reveals a Tesla logo, she had an affair with Elon Musk
https://redd.it/1h99d81
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SLPT: Someone offers you drugs or alcohol but you don't wanna partake? Instead of saying no and having them try to pressure you, simply act like you have high standards.
https://redd.it/1h97d07
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SLPT: Expiration dates on medicines are a scam, and I'm going to prove it. I found this travel packet of Tylenol which expired 3/2011. I've got a little headache right now so I'm going to prove my point and slam this entire packet right now. Join me in sticking it to Big pharma and save big $$$!
https://redd.it/1h941rs
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SLPT: Add realism to your nativity play by having a Child Maintenance Officer deliver a summons to God.
https://redd.it/1hcb77f
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SLPT: How to secure an unpaid internship
https://redd.it/1hccrxo
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SLPT: Gamblers: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending $100 to yourself via USPS
https://redd.it/1hcbgwr
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SLPT: How to avoid accidents
https://redd.it/1hbx5xi
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SLPT: To save money on a wedding photographer just marry a celebrity like Taylor Swift and the paparazzi will take all your wedding photos for free.
https://redd.it/1hbm7r9
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SLPT: The best way to save on insurance costs ;)
https://redd.it/1hbdryy
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SLPT: Buy 15 advent calendars to have a piece of chocolate for every day of the year
https://redd.it/1hb59ob
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SLPT: How to properly do marketing
https://redd.it/1hawtfx
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SLPT: After every meal, be sure to eat 5 or 6 cotton balls so your but will wipe itself when you poop.
https://redd.it/1hadw1l
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SLPT: Put a plastic bag over your head to make you pass out so work feels shorter
https://redd.it/1had3e1
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LPT: If you take naps at work - Fall asleep on the floor. That way if you're discovered you'll get an "are you okay?" instead of "you're fired!"
https://redd.it/1h9rdkk
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SLPT: Yell at people for things that are out of their control.
https://redd.it/1h995q8
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SLPT: Have as many organs removed as possible at birth to decrease chance of cancer
A lot of them aren't necessary to live.
https://redd.it/1h95r28
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SLPT: Arms tired? Get a wheelchair with pedals.
https://redd.it/1h93jyp
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SLPT: always blow your nose while taking a shit. Not only does the blowing help with the movement, but the clear nose helps accurately assess the quality of the doot.
https://redd.it/1h8wsj1
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