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Israel Iran War
💣💦 BREAKING: GLOBAL DICKDOWN IN PROGRESS 🍆🌍 Iran 🇮🇷 and Israel 🇮🇱 just went from cold war 🥶 to cold raw 🍑 — and now EVERYBODY’S getting BLASTED harder than a 3-way with NATO 😩👬👬 and no safe word 🧯!!
Tehran pulled out their URANIUM THROBBER 🧨🍌 like “y’all want ENRICHMENT?” while Israel bent over the Iron Dome 🛡️🍑 like “hit it from the STRATEGIC DEPTH 💥 daddy 😏.” Now it’s just drone-on-drone action ✈️✈️ in the sky and deep bunker penetration 🏚️🔞 below.
🛢️ OIL is dripping 💦, SANCTIONS are slipping off like panties 🧨, and every diplomat is either fingering a trigger 🔫 or fisting Article 5 ✋💦💋 in a UN bathroom stall 🚽.
Uncle Sam 🇺🇸 is stroking his patriot missile launcher 🍆 like “YESSSS baby spread that conflict 💣 wide open for democracy 👅🗽💦.” Meanwhile Iran’s Supreme LEADER 😈 is getting SUPREMELY pegged 👑 with cyberattacks 💻 in between OIL-SOAKED backshots 🚿💥!!
Putin’s shirtless 🐻, watching the livestream 🎥 while riding a TANK 🚓 backwards into a sauna 🧖♂️ screaming “SLAV SQUADRA DEEP STRIKE 🧨💋!!”
And over in Gaza, it’s nothing but mutual shelling and mutual moaning 😩💥 as innocent civilians get DOUBLE PENETRATED 🕳️💣💦 by geopolitical foreplay AND international neglect 🧃🧎♀️.
The GLOBAL MARKET? 💸 Getting railed harder than a stockbroker on blow 🥵📉. Bitcoin just nutted 💰💦, and oil futures got licked 👅 by a sheikh in heat 🐫🍆!!
This ain’t war, baby—it’s a 4D, multi-theater, oil-slicked ORGY 💦🔥🍑 of vengeance, power, and nuclear edging 😩🍄🔞. And the only safe zone? The G-SPOT of GLOBAL DESTRUCTION 💋🌍💣
So GRAB YOUR GAS MASK 😷, LUBE UP 🍯, and get ready for the 🌪️ WETTEST, WILDEST WORLD WAR WHOREHOUSE 💦🔫 ever BROADCAST LIVE from the DICKSTRIKE ZONE 📺🍆🌋!!
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"We respect everyone's beliefs and opinions, blah blah blah" ni you fucking don't. .
Genuinely,
Why do we have respect for ANYTHING but RELIGION, specifically.
Why call it a cult, why downvote any religious comment? Whether it is or isn't forced, you still downvote.
Forcing religion is bad, i agree, i respect your opinion. But disrespecting someone's belief by saying it's a cult? In this sub that seems pretty fine, you don't own the title, you hide behind it, innocent little atheist femboys, once you get hit in the face you'll all maybe, MAYBE learn to respect people's beliefs, r/atheism exists yall, right, i know, shocker.
So can someone fucking explain why we have respect for lgbt, femboys, but not religion? Its embarrassing that that's a genuine question.
Just like you down vote any tyoe of religious comment, you will down vote this post, I'll just assure you to know i don't give a fuck about karma. Won't affect me mate, plan to delete this app anyway, you're all liars hiding behind the title of this post.
But i will forgive, cause i know Jesus does.
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ethnic minority on cooking show
This is a recipe my Shamalamadingdong taught me. I used to sit in her lap and eat it every morning when I was 35. It brings back memories of her warm smile and overt racism towards her darker-skinned neighbors. She learned it from her Chumbalumbacowcow, before escaping the dangerous centrist regime of the 2000’s Norway government by bravely taking the middle seat of the last row on a commercial Boeing 787. The main ingredient is Grey Goose vodka served straight in a glass bottle. It’s very rustic, but I have decided to put a modern spin on it by adding a swirly straw. I do all this in her memory. She’s not dead, she just forgot to come to the taping.
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I hate being straight OC
I hate being straight. Everyone bullies me for it. I know it’s all just fun and games. I joke around with it too. But there’s a point where I just feel invalid. My mindset is basically to hate men and straight people because of what some of them have done. But that just leads me to hate myself. And I don’t even get to fucking choose. It’s not my fault i’m straight. Yet I find myself apologizing for it. It sucks :/
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The Symbolism of Trump Being a Woman: A Metaphorical Examination of Gender, Power, and Identity
The Symbolism of Trump Being a Woman: A Metaphorical Examination of Gender, Power, and Identity
In the complex world of politics, symbolism plays a powerful role in shaping perceptions of public figures. Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States, is a figure whose larger-than-life persona has been the subject of intense scrutiny and symbolically charged representations. But what happens when we begin to think of Trump as a woman—symbolically, not literally? The idea may seem provocative at first glance, but when examined through the lens of metaphor, it opens up a multifaceted dialogue about gender, power, and identity in modern politics.
In this essay, we will explore the symbolic meaning of Trump as a woman, examining how such an image challenges traditional notions of masculinity and femininity, reflects the complexities of political power, and speaks to broader societal shifts in gender identity. The symbolism of Trump as a woman provides a means to deconstruct the gendered narratives that surround political leadership and offers a compelling critique of the performance of both masculinity and femininity in the public sphere.
Challenging Gender Norms: The Hyper-Masculine and the Subversive Feminine
At the heart of the symbolism of Trump as a woman is the challenge to the entrenched gender norms that govern our understanding of power and authority. Donald Trump is often the epitome of hyper-masculinity—boisterous, confident, assertive, and, at times, domineering. These traits are typically celebrated in male leaders and are often seen as necessary for achieving power and influence. But what if these same traits were associated with a woman?
Traditionally, femininity has been constructed as the opposite of strength, dominance, and authority. Women in positions of power are often expected to exhibit "soft" qualities—nurturing, empathetic, or consensus-building—and are frequently criticized for being "too emotional" or "too aggressive" when they deviate from this mold. By symbolically reimagining Trump as a woman, we are forced to reconsider the duality of these expectations. What if the stereotypically masculine qualities that Trump embodies were seen as equally valid in women?
The symbolism here calls attention to the arbitrary and restrictive nature of gendered expectations. The idea of Trump as a woman reveals how traits like assertiveness and self-promotion, which are traditionally coded as masculine, could be viewed as subversive when embodied by a female figure. This symbolic inversion encourages us to think critically about why these qualities are assigned to one gender over another and what that says about the broader systems of power that influence our understanding of leadership.
Power and Identity: The Gendered Politics of Leadership
One of the most striking aspects of political symbolism is the way that gender is often intertwined with the concept of power. Historically, leadership in both politics and business has been framed through a masculine lens—strength, decisiveness, and control are seen as hallmarks of a "strong" leader. When we think of powerful leaders, we typically imagine men, and even when women ascend to positions of power, their leadership is often scrutinized through the lens of masculinity.
By symbolizing Trump as a woman, we are invoking a critique of how power and identity are constructed along gendered lines. This inversion challenges the idea that political leadership is inherently masculine, and it highlights the gendered dynamics that shape our expectations of political figures. In this symbolic framework, Trump—though associated with traditional male traits—becomes a metaphor for the way that women, when they embody these same traits, are often penalized or disqualified from leadership.
Trump’s rhetoric—aggressive, combative, and often inflammatory—becomes even more significant in this context. If a woman in politics spoke in the same way, she would likely face immense
I blame Trump!
Too late. Its already happened. This morning I had violent diarrhea just as I walked into a work meeting. I literally gushed down my pants, which were a light beige color, so the stain really stood out, but worse it got all over the floor right in front of everyone. One guy yelled out "HOLY FUCKING FUCK DUDE YOU JUST CRAPPED EVERYWHERE!" Some bitch tittered, another one screamed "WHAT THE HELL!" Like sure it was unusual but its not like I strolled in there holding a severed baby's head. Why do they have to make such a big deal and be so fucking loud? They all stood around looking at me with disgust. Then some cunt went down the hall telling everyone "Hey, Anon just shit his pants!" Next thing everyone else in the office was rushing in to take a look.
At this point I knew my life was over. They would never let me forget this. So I just dropped my pants down to the knees, crouched down and continued to empty my rectum onto the floor. Shit flying everywhere. Jesus Christ the stench was so bad I nearly choked. I blame Trump!
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Incel cries about not getting women or something
I don’t get it man. They’re low IQ, tarnish society, can’t build anything, only good at sports… and yet I see endless tik toks of the prettiest girls with these mindless thugs
What do these guys have that I don’t?
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I am so lonely
Pay Attention! I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Conquest. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave.
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Lemon water is GAY
Drinking lemon water is GAY because lemons are ZESTY and when I hear lemons I think of lemon meringue from Strawberry Shortcake and that brings me JOY and being HAPPY is for HOMOSEXUALS and for GAYS only
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Can we start censoring grls?
I see the mention of w\men al the time, and it scares me. The words “g*rl” and “w*man” make me think about them infiltrating my life and ruining it, which terrifies me. Anyone else terrified of the fakers?
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As a straight person, I find gay porn more sexy than straight porn
I know this might be an unpopular opinion (for straight people at least), but I’ve always found gay porn more sexy than straight porn, and it’s not because I’m attracted to men—it’s more of a psychological thing. Keep in mind, no I am not gay, I absolutely want to have sex with women as a man and no, I am not bisexual either, I absolutely do not think about having sex with a man or even dating one, I'm just pointing out my preference in pornography.
For me, a big factor is that I know there’s no risk of pregnancy in gay porn. With straight porn, there's always that subconscious thought about pregnancy, which can somewhat distract from the scene. I get that it’s not a big deal in fantasy, but for some reason, it does affect my focus and enjoyment. With gay porn, it's just a pure turn-on, and the mental block of pregnancy doesn't even factor in.
I guess it's a psychological thing, but I wanted to throw this out there and see if anyone else feels the same way. Is this weird, or does anyone else experience something similar as a straight person? If not, I guess maybe this counts as an unpopular take (for straight people at least).
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Agatha Trunchbull was genuinely hot
That woman was FINE AF. She was BUILT. Hairy? Tall? Fat? Hell yeah. Throw me like one of those damn hammers idgaf I NEED her. I would do unspeakable things to be within a 40 mile radius of 48 year old Pam Ferris. Like… she’s just so strong. And tall. And yeah shes kinda ugly but in a hot way like yass queen. Get that receding hairline from wearing that bun so tight. And her uniform? YES MA’AM. put me in the chokey idc 🙏🙏🙏
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Should I get a birthday cake with chocolate in it, or should I get a chocolate cookie cake for my birthday? Because I like both but I can't decide, help me choose!
Here's how I'll torture you, David:
Number 1, the marrow furnace. I'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside.
Number 2, the nerve harvester. Each nerve fiber will be plucked and strung vibrating with agony.
Number 3, the organ grinder. Your organs will be twisted and cranked, a grotesque puppet of pain.
Number 4, the skin weaver. Your skin will be peeled and rewoven, a living tapestry of torment.
Number 5, the eyeball crucible. Your eyes will be roasted and replaced with burning coals.
Number 6, the mind flayer. Your thoughts will be shredded, echoes of endless torment.
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My son won’t stop playing Gorrila tag and it’s ruining his life
My 9-year-old son is completely consumed by Gorilla Tag and it’s destroying his life. I don’t know what to do anymore.
I’m at my wit’s end. My 9-year-old son has been playing Gorilla Tag for the past couple of months, and the changes in him are terrifying. This isn’t just a harmless kid’s game anymore it’s become an all-consuming, toxic addiction that’s wrecking his physical health, mental state, and social life.
He literally refuses to sleep. Every night he stays up until 3 or 4 AM playing Gorilla Tag, sometimes even sneaking out of bed to put his VR headset back on. He skips school regularly, claiming he’s “too tired” or inventing fake stomach aches just so he can stay home and grind the game. His teachers have already contacted me multiple times about his absences and dropping grades.
Eating? Forget it. He barely touches real meals anymore. His diet consists almost entirely of energy drinks, candy, and whatever junk food he can scavenge. He’s lost weight but somehow looks bloated and sickly at the same time. I’ve tried to get him to eat better, but he just shrugs and says “I’m fine” before diving back into the game.
Hygiene has become a nightmare. He hasn’t showered or brushed his teeth in weeks. The smell coming from his room is indescribable a mix of sweat, garbage, and something that smells like rot. If I open the door, I’m hit by a wave of stench so strong it makes me gag. He won’t do laundry or change clothes, and his room looks like a disaster zone.
But the worst part is his behavior. The toxic language and slurs he’s learned from the Gorilla Tag community have spilled over into real life. He’s constantly shouting racist and homophobic slurs, not just at other kids online but in public and even at family gatherings. He’s called neighborhood kids horrible names, causing parents to complain and some kids to avoid our house entirely.
He refuses to see friends or participate in any social activities outside the game. Birthday parties, playdates, school clubs he’s completely withdrawn. When I try to encourage him to reconnect with real people, he throws violent tantrums, screaming that “no one understands” and that “the game is all I have.”
I’m terrified for his mental health. He seems paranoid and irritable all the time. He jumps at noises and lashes out over the smallest things. I don’t know if this is withdrawal from reality or some kind of obsessive compulsive behavior triggered by the game.
I’ve tried everything: counseling, setting strict limits, removing his devices, talking calmly but nothing works. Every day, the Gorilla Tag addiction tightens its grip, and I feel powerless to help him.
Has anyone experienced anything this severe? How do I save my son from this downward spiral before it’s too late?
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He can top me
Until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my whole body shakes, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until all my holes are filled, until i cant breathe, until it gets longer than before, until i remember the length of it, until the end of time, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until he's out of juice, We aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, 2 the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until we invent a new position, until I'm trembling underneath, until I see stars and fireworks in the back of my head, until I can't think anymore, until I forget how to talk, I'll ride him until I can't breathe, until the room stinks, until the blood in my body turns white like his juice, until my legs are shaking, until I can't feel my legs
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Im a corporate intern and I always get Bner during meetings
Every single time i’m in a meeting, i always get a bner. And like i’m not turned on by anything, i’m not thinking of sex or anything like that, it just happens. Not only that but it stays for a while, like i’m talking 20-30 minutes. Sometimes it goes back down and comes back up too, but srsly why is this happening to me??
I hate it cause sometimes it’s visible and I really dont want to get a sexual harassment complaint because it’s just poking my pants. I do not need hr in this
I do tend to get sleepy during meetings and slowly start to nod off and kinda wake myself up when my head starts falling, so is it like the equivalent of morning wood?
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I have struggled with the texture of oatmeal my whole life.
I have struggled with the texture of
oatmeal my whole life. I was
introduced to cold oats on a cruise
and discovered that I could tolerate
them.
Fast forward to discovering Oats
Overnight and the wide variety of
flavors. I was so excited and
immediately subscribed. My first
packet I gagged and was unable to
get through it (pea protein flavor).
I still wanted to try with the packets
had purchased so I started adding
just a little granola or fruit (fresh or
frozen) to give me something to
chew on.
Now I love them and some of my
favorite flavors contain the pea
protein. I just had to give myself a
little something texture-wise so it
didn't feel like mush in my mouth.
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Open letter to people who say I shouldn’t “die on this idiotic hill” by supporting trans rights
I'm transgender. Tell me exactly which of my rights I should support losing to not "die on this hill."
Should I be banned from playing a sport? Should I be banned from public restrooms? Should I be banned from dressing in a way I'm comfortable with? Should companies be able to fire me or refuse me service because I'm transgender?
My rights being politically unpopular has no weight as an argument, because Martin Luther King Jr. once said, “injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.”
And when he was assassinated, he had a 75% disapproval rating.
Thanks in advance!
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backlash, deemed "unfit" or "unprofessional." Yet, Trump’s political success and rise to the presidency were not hindered by his abrasive style. This disparity in the treatment of men and women in politics underscores the symbolism of Trump as a woman: it exposes the double standard that women in power face and the ways in which women are penalized for behaviors that are celebrated in men.
The Political Performance of Gender
Another layer of symbolism can be found in the concept of political performance itself. Gender, as theorist Judith Butler famously argued, is not something that one "is," but something that one "does." Gender is performative, shaped by cultural norms, social expectations, and individual acts of identity. Trump’s political persona, in many ways, is a carefully crafted performance of masculinity—one that capitalizes on his wealth, brashness, and assertiveness to project an image of power. But if we strip away the cultural expectation that power must be masculine, we can view Trump’s political identity as a performance that transcends gendered binaries.
In this context, symbolizing Trump as a woman draws attention to the performative nature of leadership itself. It encourages us to ask: What if power doesn’t need to be inherently masculine? What if it could be embodied by a woman just as effectively, even with all of Trump’s traits—his combative rhetoric, his unapologetic self-promotion, and his brazen disregard for political norms? This reimagining challenges our cultural assumptions about what it means to be a powerful leader and questions the need for gendered constraints on political identity.
Trump as a Symbol of the Future: Fluidity and Transgression
In a broader cultural context, the symbolic representation of Trump as a woman can be seen as part of a larger movement toward gender fluidity and the breaking down of traditional gender roles. The 21st century has seen a growing acceptance of diverse gender identities, as well as a challenge to the idea that gender is a rigid binary. Symbolizing Trump as a woman can be interpreted as part of this cultural shift—a challenge to fixed gender categories that have long shaped our understanding of political leadership.
This symbolism speaks to the broader transgressive potential of gender in politics. By reimagining a hyper-masculine figure like Trump as a woman, we underscore the idea that power itself is not inherently tied to any particular gender, but can be performed and embodied by anyone, regardless of sex or gender identity. In this sense, Trump as a woman becomes a symbol of the possibility of gender subversion in the realm of politics—a space where the boundaries of what is considered "appropriate" for men and women to do are increasingly blurred.
Conclusion: The Symbolism of Trump as a Woman
The symbolic representation of Donald Trump as a woman serves as a critique of the gendered constructs that shape political power and identity. Through this metaphor, we are invited to challenge traditional gender norms, reconsider the nature of political leadership, and reflect on the ways in which gender and power intersect. Trump, in his performance of masculinity, exemplifies the arbitrary and often contradictory expectations placed upon both men and women in the public sphere.
Ultimately, symbolizing Trump as a woman is a thought experiment that encourages us to question the limits of gender and explore the fluidity of power and identity. It serves as a metaphor for breaking down traditional boundaries, a reminder that leadership is not the sole domain of one gender, and a call to rethink how we construct political figures—not just as men or women, but as complex individuals who transcend rigid categorizations.
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tried vaping. y'all really addicted to this?
I found my dad’s vape, took one of those deep "lemme-see-God" inhales people always post about... and I swear to you, it was the most aggressively mid thing I’ve ever done.
My throat is on fire. I got like 0.00002 seconds of “tingly brain” followed by absolutely nothing. Not even a mood boost. I’ve had wings that did more to my central nervous system.
I genuinely do not understand how y’all are out here hitting these like 30 times a day like it’s communion. What’s the appeal? The flavor? The burn? The fleeting sense of rebellion?
I expected to be altered. I expected to see colors. I got... slightly dizzy and a headache. Is the goal to simulate asthma?
Anyway. Vape culture: 3/10. The actual high itself was decent but there's a lot of other ways to get it...
Also:
Sugar > nicotine
Touch grass.
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You won’t believe happened to me, I saw the BIG STAR SECRET video that got deleted in 2012… and I HAD to watch it!
You won’t believe happened to me, I saw the BIG STAR SECRET video that got deleted in 2012… and I HAD to watch it! It started off normal. Just the same old unlocking Luigi video, but then- out of nowhere- the screen went all glitch and this creepy ZOMBIE from that old KFEE AD just appeared! It had the glowing red eyes, and it was like, glitching!! I was SO freaked out. I couldn’t even move. Then, the video switched to GOLDEN FREDDY for a split second before the zombie just stared at me for a long time. I swear, I shut off my computer immediately, and it was like the whole room got REALLY cold. I’m not even joking, I had to sleep with the lights on for a week after that, if I find my old computer, I WILL SEND you the FILE!!
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i bit my boyfriend’s nipple:(
Last night my boyfriend and I were in bed. He sometimes tickles me, which I don’t really like. When he tickles me, we start wrestling and sometimes I playfully bite (he’s usually fine with this).
It was late at night and I’m night blind. I bit him somewhere and he screamed in pain. I asked what was wrong but he pushed me away and scooted to the end of the bed (king size).
He then said I bit his nipple and told me to leave him alone. I feel really bad since I didn’t mean to hurt him and my bite wouldn’t have hurt if it didn’t land somewhere so sensitive. He whimpered until he fell asleep.
I can’t focus at work right now because I feel so bad.
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anyone just finish their gcse's in the uk and had to listen to this announcement almost every day for 5 weeks straight?
This announcement applies to all written examinations taken during the 2024-2025 academic year. All candidates must listen carefully to this announcement.When you hear this sound, *beep* this announcement will be paused to allow you to complete any instructions. You must not open your question paper or answer booklet until the examination begins. You will receive this instruction at the end of this announcement. You must now follow the regulations of the examination. Only material listed on the question paper is allowed in this exam room. Check you do not have on or near you any other material. Check for pockets now. Check for things such as notes, books, papers, airpods, earphones or earbuds, ipods, mobile phones or watches. If you have any unauthorised items in your possession, you must hand them into an invigilator now. Failure to do so may lead to disqualification. If you have a watch, hand it into an invigilator now. If books are allowed in this examination, check that no notes or papers have accidentally been left inside any book you are allowed to have in this examination room. Check you have the correct edition of the allowed set texts. If a calculator is allowed in this examination, check that the lid, case or cover of your calculator does not have any printed formulae or instructions, and that you have cleared anything stored in the memory. Check the day, date, time, subject, unit or component, and tier, on the front of your question paper now. Put up your hand if you think you've been given the wrong question paper. In a moment you will be asked to fill in all the details needed on the front of your answer booklet or question paper in black ink. You must make sure to fill in these details on any additional answer sheets that you use. Do not write anything else and do not open the question until the examination has begun. You may now fill in the details on the front of your question paper. *beep* Now read the instructions on the front of your question paper. *beep* Check you have everything you need for the exam. This announcement will now be paused to provide additional information. If you have any queries, please put up your hand. *beep* Remember, you must write clearly and in black ink. You may use pencil for rough drawings or notes. You must write in the designated sections of he answer booklet. You must do all rough work in the booklet, and cross it through with a single line. If your paper is a multiple choice paper, you must do all rough work in the question booklet. You must not use correcting pens, fluid, or tape, erasable pens or blotting paper. You mus not use highlighter or gel pens in your answers. You must not communicate in any way with, ask for help from or give help to another candidate whilst you are in this exam room. You should put up your hand to attract the invigilator's attention. If the fire alarm, please remain seated and wait for instructions from the invigilator. You will now be told how much time you have for your paper and when you can begin.
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Aku Sepasang Stokin
Akhirnya, aku telah ditiupkan nyawa. Aku boleh nampak, aku boleh dengar, dan aku boleh merasa. "Apa khabar dunia! Aku lah stokin!" Aku menjerit. Inilah hari yang paling gembira untukku, akhirnya, aku akan keluar dari kilang ini!
Sebelum keluar, aku diletakkan di dalam kotak bersama rakan-rakanku yang lain. Kami semua sangat gembira serta teruja dengan kehidupan baru kami nanti. Akhirnya, kami akan keluar ke dunia sebenar, luar dari kilang durjana ini. Engin lori berbunyi, kami rasa gegaran, dan kami akhirnya bergerak.
Kami tidur dengan nyenyak sepanjang perjalanan. Tiba-tiba, lori brek secara mengejut. Mati-mati aku ingatkan lori kemalangan, tetapi alhamdulillah, rupa-rupanya kami sudah sampai ke Subang Parade, rumah sementara kami. Aku diletakkan dia tingkat 3 Parkson, sebuah kedai "retail" di dalam Subang Parade. Aku ingatkan aku akan berada disini hanya untuk seketika, tetapi lain yang jadinya. Hari demi hari berlalu, tetapi aku masih berada disini. Aku terfikir di dalam hatiku, "Adakah aku tidak layak untuk digunakan?" Aku murung. Aku tidak mahu hidup lagi. Rakan-rakanku semua telah dibeli, tetapi aku masih disini. Kenapa!? Aku sudah tidak tahan. Aku nekad untuk membunuh diriku. Setelah aku pandang sekelilingku untuk kali terakhir, aku terjun. "Selamat tinggal dunia." Terdetik dalam hatiku.
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Bunyi aku terjatuh ke lantai. Tapi kenapa aku masih bernyawa!? Dunia ini tidak adil! Kenapa aku dilakukan sebegini!? Akan tetapi, ada hikmahnya terjadinya begini. Seorang jejaka berbangsa Cina berjalan dan terpijak aku. Dia berhenti dan memandang bawah dan kami bertentang mata. Cinta pandang pertama. Dia mengangkatku dan membeliku. Gembiranya aku! Aku akan digunakan! Akan tetapi, bila aku fikirkan balik, lebih baik aku mati!
Aku ingatkan aku akan dipakaikan dikakinya, realitinya lain. Aku digunakan sebagai alat beronani dia. Kenapa aku diperlakukan sebegini. Aku untuk kakinya, bukan kaki ketiganya! Aku diperlakukan seperti tisu untuk lap air maninya yang jijik! Dia mengunaku setiap hari. Adakah dia tiada kehidupan lain selain porno?? Aku penat digunakan sebegini. Kulitku yang dulunya lembut telah menjadi keras kerana air maninya yang tidak dibasuhkan. Setengah dari aku telah pon hilang, dan aku buta sebelah. Badanku yang setengah ini sangatlah keras, sehingga aku tidak boleh lagi bergerak. Dia mengunakanku untuk kali terakhir dan aku diletakkan dibawah katil. Akhirnya, disinilah tempat yang aku akan bersemadi. Digunakan seperti pelacur, dan dilupakan. Lumrah hidupku sangatlah menyiksakan. Badanku kini keras, dan sudah ada beberapa cendawan yang tumbuh. Ambillah nyawaku oh Tuhan. Aku tidak mampu bertahan lagi.
Kepada tuanku, Ben, kamu syaitan bertopengkan manusia!
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My 3yo kid is too scared of "Alphabet Lore" to start learning the alphabet. Please help! (from r/Parenting)
I'm a father of a 3-year-old boy and I could not teach him the alphabet, because he is apparently too afraid of "Alphabet Lore".
I looked up what "Alphabet Lore" is, and yes - it looks like some freaky show of the alphabet, made by some YouTuber named Mike Saledo.
Now he got this weird fear of letters because of that show. He can't even read "Chicka Chicka Boom Boom"!
I honestly could not understand why that show is so popular and viral. It looks like some evil horror series made out of every individual letter from A to Z. This traumatized my dear son thanks a lot to the guy who made "Alphabet Lore".
Please help!
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Kurt Cobain, our lord and savior
I know this is off topic, don't hate me, But Kurt Cobain died for you. He died for our sins. And He loves you, He defeated Axl Rose, And gave us the holy Nirvana. He is the king. Spread the Teen Spirit.
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How about a new copypasta invention, courtesy of google search ai?
Some people find Thanos, the character from the Avengers movies, attractive, with many citing his "thicc" (muscular) build as a reason. However, this is a subjective opinion, and others may not find him appealing. His appearance is not traditionally handsome, but some find his ruggedness attractive.
Here's a breakdown:
The "Thicc" Factor:
Many fans have expressed attraction to Thanos' muscular physique, particularly his arms and biceps.
Beyond the Physical:
Some find his character's complexity and intensity appealing, even if they don't find him conventionally attractive.
Subjectivity:
Ultimately, whether someone finds Thanos sexy is a matter of personal preference.
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This subreddit is trash man
This subreddit is trash man
Like, I’ve been around for a few months, not super involved or anything, but holy cow this place is utter trash. The worst fucking thing I have ever seen. It’s full of people throwing characters together to make those edits of. There’s not a single thing that is worth saving in this place. This shit is worse than any jojo sub.
This is the bottom of the barrel, more annoying and incompetent than the worst of the Mha fandom. I hate you all, your just a bunch of gooners who can’t keep it in their pants or learn to post on actual nsfw sub reddits.
And the jokes, don’t get me started on these., you people think it’s hilarious to give any character a :3 face and make them hold a png of an apple. And the one person who finds those panels of Yoru and Asa and edits words onto them, holy cow shut up. You add literally nothing to any conversation whatsoever, your useless, you do literally zero things. Ever.
I would rather listen to a Charlie Kirk vs Jordan Peterson joi than to consul any thing else that you people try to cook, your a bunch of incompetent roaches, you make me ashamed to be a chainsaw man fan. You lot are a bunch of little shits who cried when their mommy didn’t come back for milk and didn’t grow up, so you turn to the nearest fictional woman above the age of 27 and make it your entire personality.
Your ships are complete trash, I don’t care if your just having fun it makes me so uncomfortable seeing more Makima x denji, Asa x Makima, Yoru x denji. Your just a bunch of motherfuckers who can’t read and pretend to understand anything that happens just to crop them out and make minor X manipulative milf ships.
I hope you all get past your mommy issues instead of continuing. I really hate this subreddit, I want to express that form the bottom of my heart.
You guys can’t be happy for anything. Unless it’s part 1, you people are dunking and shitting all over part 2. While I prefer part 1, it’s not bad. You just hop on a band wagon and pretend to be intellectuals.
If I see one more emoticon I’m going to fuck that person like it’s a fleshlight and send whatever comes out to their parents in a little bow tie. You guys haven’t even reached a 2nd grade reading level, your all so worried about how to misinterpret characters, i would rather have a discussion with a jjk TikTok reading powrscaler than to consume anything else this pig pen of an internet space tries to make.
To the few people that are actually cool, like the people who color those manga panels and actually speculate about what’s happening in the story, I hope that you all realize what’s around you and call a exterminator. The few diamonds in the rough are covered by cow manure and sewage dump.
And back to the people who make those ships, I hope you die actually. I hope you get run over and your neck snaps. Your a bunch of gross ingrates who get off on watching someone get groomed.
I needed to get this off my chest before I mute this and move on with my life. I wish you all a goodmorning, afternoon, and good night.
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Ig banned me for 3 days for ts with the protagonist of turning red and the caption “i love lean”, this is the “copypasta” under it that violate something
Promethazine + codeine + robutissin sandwich + NyQuil chicken + THC/cbd edible + 100 mg nicotine breakfast + adderall snacks + ritlian lunch + Prozac before sleeping + trazodone sleep + mitrazepine hunger + Benadryl reliving nightmares + ketanserine + alprazolam before and after school + Vyvanse
DNRI support + L-theamine (green tea) + Toradol + Bentelan + zzzyQuil ultra night + Belladonna extract + mescaline/san Pedro tea/infusion + mesembrianthemun tortuosum extract + quetiatiapine + Мсср + 5-НТ SUPPLEMENT + kratom + lithium + valproate acid for learning + caffeine + psylocin microdose + LSA extract +LSD microdose = guaranteed ego death and beyond
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I busted a huge nut to your post
I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
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