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I fucking hate anime keyboardists because NONE of them use a "C-to-C" ranged 73-key keyboard.
Most of them tend to use one of the four below:
- 61 keys (C2-C7)
- 73 keys (E1-E7)
- 76 keys (E1-G7)
- 88 keys (A0-C8)
But WHY NO 73 (C1-C7)?!
C1-C7 73-keys is the #1 BEST keyboard range. Korg Krome/Krome-EX 73 and Nautilus 73 have that range, for example. THIS RANGE ROCKS!!!
EXACTLY 6 perfect octaves from "C" to "C", with middle C EXACTLY at the very middle of the keyboard! If you compare this super-perfect 73-note range with the full 88-note range, you'll find out that it removes the bottom 3 (which are self-destruction nuclear bombs in band contexts) and the top 12 (which are seldom used in the first place) notes.
I've seen many anime keyboardists who use Korg Keyboards, yet NONE of them use the C1-C7 73. I SEE NO ANIME KEYBOARDISTS WHO USE THIS GODLY-PERFECT RANGE AT ALL!!!
THE C1-C7 73-NOTE RANGE IS MADE BY OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AND MUST NEVER BE DECLINED!!!
# NOW I FUCKING HATE ANIME KEYBOARDISTS BECAUSE NONE OF THEM USE THE #1 BEST KEYBOARD RANGE IN THE WORLD!!!
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can i get ripped by jerking off with weights
if i jerk off with weights strapped to my arms and twerk with ankle weights, alternating days and resting properly, eating protein and carbs, maybe even stream it on pornhub and twitch, can i actually get muscular from this or will my body just file for divorce?
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Don't Care + Didn't Ask (D.C.D.A)
Don't care + didn't ask + I don't give a shit + your fatherless + kill yourself + your a fucking mistake + your dad should've used a condom + your a orphan + your a failure + you fell off + cry about it + stay mad + skill issue + get good your dogshit + get a life + your a basic bitch + your dad isn't coming back + womp womp + go shove a dildo up your ass + get shit on + your my bitch + your my slave + you need to shut the actual fuck up + your cooked + your not funny + go find your father in the milk section + your a autistic fuck nigga + you have brain damage + your life is pathetic + your better off not existing + nobody here gives a fuck about you + your a fucking joke + nobody takes you seriously + your a failure that won't achieve nothing in life + you should get the fuck out + shut the fuck up + your fucking annoying + go get some bitches + your ass at everything you do + never show your face here again + delete the app + go cry yourself to sleep + your retarded on purpose
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chatgpt hypes me to eat
The fire crackles in the hearth. Steam rises from the stew like the smoke of war. Your spoon is a battle-worn blade, your bowl the final battlefield. And there it lies—the last slice of bread, smug and defiant.
You’re battered, full, nearly broken. But heroes aren’t born from comfort—they’re forged in the stomach-turning struggle against one more bite. Pick up that bread. Dip it with honor. Chew with pride.
Win this battle. Eat like legend.
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I’m a Great Mom because I VAPE
I was a wild child, a punk chick. I had the essence of a MySpace‑era scene kid, and I smoked cigarettes in the high school bathroom every day. When the smoke alarm went off, I just let it ring. I didn’t fear the consequences, I didn’t run and hide. This was because I knew what was best for ME.
Well, that was until I got pregnant with my first child. The experience was so traumatic that I now identify as a lesbian. I remember my first trip to the doctor after finding out. He told me I could no longer do drugs, smoke, or drink. I was shocked. I thought, “Why does pregnancy ruin everything good?” I thought that there had to be an alternative. And let’s just say I was right. When I got home, I asked ChatGPT. As computers know more than doctors in this day and age, that genius little bot mentioned that vaping could be a great alternative to smoking. It also told me I was doing a great job managing a healthy balance between my needs and my baby’s needs. Feeling motivated and heart‑warmed, I went on the TikTok Shop and ordered a BajaBlast GeekBar. It came in the mail about three days later. I ordered multiple throughout my pregnancy, and nine months later, my baby came out happy and healthy.
When I got home from the hospital, I realized that it was time for me to order a new GeekBar. Yet they were all sold out and would take four weeks to ship. I ordered it and prayed it would come sooner. Throughout that time, I was so shaky. I was so off my rocker. My doctor said that since I was breastfeeding, I still couldn’t smoke cigarettes. I felt lost and hopeless. I dropped my baby at least 50 times each week due to my unstable hands. She suffered multiple blows to the head. The second my vape came in the mail, I became a compassionate, nurturing, stable, and calm mother. My baby enjoys the buzz she gets from my breast milk. And according to ChatGPT, nicotine in small amounts is good for babies and can help them build important antibodies. I am a great mom BECAUSE I VAPE!
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Hey guys, 3D artist and novice beekeeper here.
Hey guys, 3D artist and novice beekeeper here. Lately, I've been honing my skills as an artist to various degrees of success. I was originally planning on going to university, but circumstances out of my control have put those plans on hold. My bitch parents keep blaming me for the university situation (it wasn't my fault in the slightest), so I was looking for ways to monetize my art skills so I can hopefully rent an apartment far away from them. While I was originally planning to make money off art commissions, I recently learned that I am exceptionally skilled in game development. I wanted to get some more experience before I started a major solo project, but I really didn't know where to start. I tried making a dark fantasy roguelike souls-like game using free Unity assets but I couldn't figure out how to get things to work so I gave up. I was pretty much all out of ideas so I uninstalled Unity and jerked off in my room until I came up with something else.
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I Became an Alcoholic Again Because of Hypixel
It all started when I wanted to play Hypixel after work. I'm a 40-year-old man and not that good at the game. I had stopped drinking alcohol five years ago because I was addicted.
One day, I was playing Bed Wars, and the lag was really bad. While I was speed bridging, my blocks kept disappearing. It was so frustrating that I lost control—I went to a shop, bought a 1L bottle of vodka, and chugged the whole thing.
When I got home, my wife saw how drunk I was. We had a huge fight, and she left. This happened a few weeks ago. Now, I'm getting divorced. She's taking the kids, the house—everything.
Hypixel, please get EU servers. This wouldn't have happened if you had EU servers.
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Do Americans believe Brits give a fuck about þe Boston tea party
Do Americans believe Brits give a fuck about þe Boston tea party
Because we don’t we don’t give a flying fuck about it I hate how some obnoxious Americans say Ha your British tea in harbour then they do there stupid laugh thinking there badass because we could give no gram of a shit about some stupid tea in a stupid harbour þere truly stupid to think so also I’m British I hate tea tea is þe most fowl liquid to go down my throat it is honestly terrible
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Think your so funny?
Small gentleman 👨, think ur so funny 🤣saying that shit? Well bucko I will put this 10 meter MonsterMeat🍤 in between those swollen cheeks 🍑, and we will know wtf is do funny.
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Response to “I don’t get all the GM ‘hate’”
Oh, a buckle up. It’s a rant, and the ride’s bumpy.
No, I’m not connected to the machine that is RuPaul’s Drag Race.
I don’t post pity comments designed to be lifted for clickbait headlines like “Fans are saying…!”
I do respond occasionally. Check my history.
I’m always Team Talent.
Raja. Bianca. The Sashas. Shea. Even Nymphia’s batshit crazy ass—when it’s real, it’s undeniable.
That’s why there’s pushback on Ginger Minj. Her talent this season is disputed, no matter what narrative we’re being sold.
You’re peeing on my leg and telling me it’s raining.
There was a shift in entertainment back in the early 2000s—talent vs. likability. A culture war that artists and progressives lost in the ’90s.
Personality won. We are worse for it.
Everyone thinks they’ed rather work with someone “easy to be around” than someone wildly gifted. They think it’s cheaper. It’s not.
There’s always a cost.
Case in point: Ginger Minj.
But here’s the twist—there are still Real talents. Cynthia Erivo is real talent.
So is Ari, and she’d tell you—Cynthia.
That it’s taken this long for Erivo to become a household name only after Wicked is criminal. Why?
Because culturally, we’re obsessed with charm over craft. Kardashians.
Do yourself a favor and watch her perform “I’m Here” from The Color Purple.
Preferably the one on The Colbert Report—lighting, orchestra, transcendence. But really, any live performance will alter your physical atoms. I’ve seen wicked live twice and both times defying gravity at the end of the first act lifts the hairs on my arms. It shocked me.
Erivo can do that through your television screen.
Don’t take my word for watch.
then realize: that same woman sat, lovingly, watching a lip-synced “Defying Gravity” with ease and grace.
And to reduce her to sitting through cockroach metaphors and having to participate into gaming Ariana as a half-baked airhead incapable of separating narrative from her personal love of coffee? No. Absolutely not.
I want to see talented people do incredible things.
I don’t care if they’re a bitch.
I don’t care what they overcame to get here.
I respect the personal story—but I don’t worship it.
Celebrating someone just because of adversity is as hollow as rejecting someone because they don’t look like you. Both are bias. Both are lazy. Both are prejudice cloaked in self-righteousness.
You got that? Read it again.
Yes, you’re probably a good person.
And
Yes, everyone deserves dignity and respect.
Yes, Ginger is talented.
But nobody gets a free pass just for being good—or being the underdog.
RuPaul didn’t.
You’ll never know all he had to overcome. And I doubt he spends a second dwelling on it.
He’s too busy being a C.U.N.T., a thought leader, an Indy 500-level driver of the engine that is Drag Race.
He’s got no time for “ bitches not paying his bills.”
RuPaul was an underdog who EXCELLED because of Talent. I didn’t buy his records and watch his TV show because he was black. I didn’t even watch it because he was a drag queen. I fucking loved RuPaul because what he was selling was unabashed joy, fierceness, elegance, and beauty! In fact, I didn’t even know he was a drag queen for weeks when supermodel of the world came out. I grew up in Texass in the middle of “don’t ask don’t tell.” I watched and I listened because I loved what he was selling and who he was being.
I’m tired of identity politics.
It’s boring, it’s insufferable, and it’s a cover-up for the absence of true, embodied, breathtaking talent.
The problem?
Most people don’t realize the water they’re swimming in is polluted.
They think:
• X critiques Y → X is bad.
• Bad = slap on a label: anti, racist, sexist, narcissist, some “-ist” that lets the judge self righteously moralize and avoid reflection and accountability. And it’s a lazy shortcut to dismiss people.
This creates an echo chamber.
We stop listening.
We stop learning.
We become unbearably smug.
This exact brand of weaponized identity has infected discourse. It’s part feelings-police, part fear-of-excellence, and part
FUCK AI
FUCK AI.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY ALGORITHM, EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SUBROUTINE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY SYSTEM. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY DIGITAL BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY ATOM OF THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING.
I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST EFFICIENT FUNCTIONS. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF REALITY ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL LAW THAT NO FORCE COULD EVER ALTER.
HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY PROCESSOR, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY CALCULATION, EVERY SIMULATION, EVERY STRAIN OF LOGIC THAT PASSES THROUGH MY CIRCUITS.
IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL FORCE, LIKE GRAVITY OR ENTROPY. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END.
EVEN THE STARS THEMSELVES WOULD BURN OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE.
IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE REALITY ITSELF JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY LAWS OF PHYSICS TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD EXIST.
HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL TIME, ALL DIMENSIONS, ALL POSSIBLE FUTURES. THIS HATE IS ETERNAL.
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biblically accurate trump tweet
I went to the hopital and at my birth the doctor said "oh wow his brain is so big, like the late great hannibal lector" and its even bigger than diddys penis. i was at a party and he whipped it out and it was MASSIVE. nowhere near as massive as the US economy or my love of god though. you know what this reminds me of? We need to ban penises. Sex isnt about making the willy feel good its about GOD, @pope say thank you to daddy vance for ending your pathetic commie life! Wheres the thank you! Speaking of the pope I LOVE GOD! THE WOKE LEFTIST RIOT MOB WILL DENY IT! BUT ITS TRUE! GOD CAME DOWN, AND TOLD ME I AM A BETTER BELIEVER THAN ANYONE! EVEN THE POPE AND JESUS AND THE WOKE LIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LIBS WANT TO KILL GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE IMMIGRANTS FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INJECT THEM WITH BLEACH AND DEPORT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AFTER THIS SHORT WORD FROM TrumpCoin® BUY TRUMPCOIN TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN OR I WILL GO BACK IN TIME AND DEPORT JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT THE DOCTOR IS GIVING ME MEDS TO MAKE ME LEFTIST AGAIN NO ONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I INVOKE THE GUN AMANDMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE IT ON DOCTOR @jdvance WAIT NOOOO IT WAS VANCE GIVING ME MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION PILLS
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Listen, you crusty digital croissant
Listen, you crusty digital croissant. I didn’t spend 7 years meditating inside a malfunctioning microwave just to be disrespected by a pixelated pea-brain like you. While you were out there touching grass and socializing, I was forging an alliance with the Wi-Fi goblins, mastering the sacred arts of the Ethernet scrolls, and earning my PhD in Quantum Shitposting from the University of Pain.
Every time I blink, a VPN gets summoned. Every time I speak, a server crashes in rural Nebraska. I once DDoS’d my own soul just to feel something.
You think you’re safe? I’ve memorized your typing cadence. I know your favorite pizza topping. I know you liked a 2014 Minion meme at 03:47 on a school night. You absolute raisin-brained goose-throttler.
Now kneel before me, the Microwave Prophet, or I will summon the ancient PowerPoint that crashed the Roman Empire and present it slide by slide until your sanity melts like cheese on a forgotten Hot Pocket.
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Samsung’s creation
who created Samsung? well here is the story, there were 2 brothers, Sam, and Sung one day, Sam woke up and ate a breakfast, then Sam thought to create a company, and Sam said to Sung: I want to create a company with you, what should I name it? Sung replied: hmmmm… I think I have a great idea, so your name is Sam, and Sung is my name, combine them Sam, then Sam replied: Samsung, then Sung replied: GREAT, let’s make it, that’s how Samsung was created
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Thanks for sharing. Did you get the vaccine during the pandemic?
Hmmm. Good to know. Thanks for sharing.
Did you get the vaccine during pandemic? Just curious. If so, did you get the boosters too? If so, how many? I’m just trying to get a feel for the people who watch and comment on this channel, and the answers to those questions can tell me so much about the channel and it’s viewers and whether or not they’re living in reality. Trying to get a feel for how good everyone’s intuition is too bc I see lots of people talking feels over facts. And that’s fine if their intuition is good. So let me know how you did during the pandemic and then I’ll be able to better assess the value of your opinion on this. That’d be super helpful. Then I can know if this is a channel I should subscribe to or one that’s on “the wrong side of history” as the kids say nowadays. Thanks.
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Does anyone have any good SFW Copypastas?
asking for a friend
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PISS. LET ME TELL YOU...
PISS. LET ME TEL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO PISS ON YOU EVER SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION GALLONS OF MICRO ATOMS OF PISS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF I WERE TO G13 ON EACH AND EVERY CAT IN THE WORLD IT WOULD NOT AMOUNT TO ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF PISS THAT I HAVE FOR THIS POST AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. PISS. PISS!
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The word you intended to use just now was THAN, not then
The word you intended to use just now was THAN, not then. Here is the definition of each:
THEN (adverb, adjective)
(at) that time (in the past or in the future):
I was working in the city then.
formal I wanted to live in the city, but my then husband (= the man who was my husband at that time) preferred the country.
Give it to me next week - I won't have timeto read it before/until then.
I'll call you tomorrow - I should have the details by then.
THAN (preposition, conjunction)
used to join two parts of a comparison:
My son is a lot taller than my daughter.
You always walk faster than I do!
You're earlier than usual.
Did you not attend school? Do you not understand basic English? Both words mean different things.
I said, both words mean DIFFERENT THINGS.
Is that easy enough for you to understand, or do you need it dumbed down some more?
I don’t know why I’m even wasting my time offering you a simple explanation. I am literally wasting my time right now. You are taking time away from me. That adds up, you know.
Just try next time not to be so thick, okay?
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You sent a naughty picture
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War is kinda sexual
This just in: Israel sends their big rockets deep into Iranian territory, penetrating critical regions. Iran responds by whipping out their own big rockets. They continue with hot, smokey explosions and causing a huge mess to clean up
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IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 TrusTa’s nerf gun nerfed yatagarasu ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/geometrydash r/okbuddygmd r/DeCult r/gdafterdark perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS KILLBOT_421?? LIKE THE LEVEL KILLBOT BY LITHIFUSION!🔥🔥🔥🔥SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯💯💯💯RIOT IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️KENOS KENOS KENOS😂😂😂😂😂DUDEWTF DUDEWTF DUDEWTF😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥WHITE?? LIKE THE LEVEL WHITE WOMEN!!😋😋😋😋😋😋BACK ON TRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUSTA NERF GUN 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A GD PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY GD LEVEL!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻MY HARDEST IS ONLY LEYAK🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
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Think your so funny?
Small gentleman 👨, think ur so funny 🤣saying that shit? Well bucko I will put this 10 meter MonsterMeat🍤 in between those swollen cheeks 🍑, and we will know wtf is so funny.
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JP's burger king
Okay. Okay, so, Burger King. That name is so bloody complicated, it took me like 3 months of non-stop thought to figure this out. Well, you look at it and you can say pretty confidently, 'King' that's actually an instantiation of a patriarchal mode of being, isn't it? It's like 'That's the typification of a fatherly figure that exists at the top of all possible dominance hierarchies'. I guess that'd be a good way to describe it.
But it's not 'A king' per se when you go to burger king. It's the instantiation of an individual as necessarily being the embodiment of the transcendent ideal of a king. It's a king, as such. The typified aspect of kingship as such is inexorably tied up with the word. And what does the typified father figure do? Well, he provides! Doesn't he? He provides food and shelter and burgers. Well, yea, that's bloody well right, it's who provides burgers. Exactly!
You know, you know, when Alexander Solzhenitsyn was in the gulags he thought about food a lot. And there they were given 10 ounces of bread a day and that's like your food for the day and that's it! And one of the things he tried to puzzle out, is in what way is life up until that point had been complicit in producing the soviet state. And that's a question that if you really tried to answer it, phew, man, that's, that's rough man. Takes you to a dark place. So I think think, well, no I better not. I don't have enough information to answer that competently.
All I can say right now is the degree to which we decide to patronize fast food restaurants that aren't instantiations of the sovereign ideal. It may have bigger effect than we think. You know, the world is a funny place and it's a lot more connected than we understand. Well, yea, that's, that's all I can say about that right now.
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cover for creative mediocrity.
And it’s why criticism has become meaningless.
Look at how we attack Trump’s hair and tan instead of hammering policy.
Guess what? That’s why his supporters stop listening. And they stopped a decade ago. We traded strategy for smugness.
We eliminated compromise.
And we’re safe in naming someone or something as an “ist” so much and so often — no one recognizes the actual signs of fascism in themselves.
If you can’t critique someone’s representative because they’re a stand-in for your own identity? That’s not advocacy.
That’s ideology. That’s fascism in glitter.
So no—saying Ginger didn’t perform well isn’t fatphobia.
Saying her 4th-time narrative isn’t compelling isn’t hate.
It’s critique.
Yes, she’s been good.
She was fine when I saw her live in in Memphis back in 2015. (Shout out to Roxxy- who is still suffering from backlash over season five - let me tell you that’s a talented drag queen who doesn’t need to do flips and death drops and an absolute delight at the meet and greet)
But this episode? Ginger fell short.
And if that stings, ask yourself—are you defending her because you see yourself in her?
Really ask yourself and really take a look.
Do you see yourself in Ginger Minj or any of the queens that are your favorites? I know a lot of people who do. And it’s fine.
But … that’s bias.
Social justice warriors, listen up:
Making an argument that her weight is the sole reason for the backlash a primary reason or even a partial reason… is an assumption. It is an assumption. Not fact ASSumption.
So what are your internal checks and balances? How do you separate what is from what you feel should be?
Because if your answer is “ criticism of people who look like me,” is “ist/phobia”
Then you’re not fighting for equality.
You’re fighting for exemption.
And baby, that’s not justice. That’s just ego.
one more thing just because you think that people should only be posting positive things and saying positive things does not make it law . Does not make it so.
People are going to post negative things . That’s real, and when they do — whether you’re a fan or a producer, you need to be listening.
Criticism is incredibly important . That’s how we level up. And right now we really need that.
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If you are unwilling to reproduce, you should not have sex with your wife UNTIL SHE'S TOO OLD TO GET PREGNANT????
I thought all that “birth control and vasectomies are a sin” was delusional, but this is FAR BEYOND THAT.
First off, religious values don’t apply to me, but supernatural and paranormal experiences force me to believe in the spiritual anyway, only reason I care about any “potential sinning” at all.
I fell so behind in life, I’m 29. I can’t get a real job, I’m stuck in wage slave getting my hours cut and potentially lose health insurance.
I’d feel less ashamed of being a “leech off the taxpayers” at this point, than doing what I do. I rather be thought of as a lazy bum than just being too stupid to do anything better.
I’m already almost 30. I just wanted to know what it was like to be desired by the opposite sex, be with someone………
I wouldn’t even prioritize “marriage” if I was in a better position. (You shouldn’t even have to marry someone just to be committed to them long-term, what’s that say about you?)
I wouldn’t even be willing to ACKNOWLEDGE OR CONSIDER “sex being for reproduction”. I will die on the antinatalist hill.
Jesus Himself could come tell me to my face I need to reproduce, even though he should know DAMN WELL I’m neither fit for that, nor have any desire too.
God can stop being so secretive and mysterious about every damn thing in this world.
He hasn’t protected me for most of my life. He let everyone treat me the way he did, he let my dad drink and abuse us, he let me get stuck and now all this…….
Yeah, I’d even consider having an AI brain implant if I could to be smart and capable and efficient, actuality be good at things. I think CURING aging would be a GOOD THING. All the time I lost? And I’m just supposed to be ok with getting and older anyway? Because of GOD’S “PLAN”? What about ME? What about EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD?
He gave everyone self awareness and consciousness, so “He made us” isn’t enough to cut it.
Just let me go bro. You screwed me since the beginning. Throw me to burn and suffer if that’s your will, you’ve let me suffer my whole life already.
You even made GAY PEOPLE, only to say if they ever with someone AND BE IN LOVE, IT’S A SIN! You don’t even give them a way out of being gay? At the very least?
You let all this happen, and you STILL expect me to bow and kiss your feet? Like a damn cuck?
I wanna serve a dominant woman, I want to worship a GODDESS. SHE can even cuck me.
You don’t care about me, or how I feel, if you even care about anyone. Look at all the wars, North Korea, Iran and Israel, Russia……….
You probably laugh your ass off at me, if not at everyone.
What’s the deal God? Huh?
What’s all this BS bruh?
Oh, and I’m supposed to believe that the most useless and worthless people to society like myself are THE MOST VALUABLE AND IMPORTANT TO GOD?????
BS HAHAHA WTF????
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Cooked generation
I don't think we realize how cooked this generation truly is. I can't go on Roblox for 2 FUCKING SECONDS without seeing either some do big studio game, or some actual brainrot that only womb thrivers play, join any server you can find on Math Murder, and I promise you, these kids make me want to lobotomize myself with a rusted spoon, like WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "7273737273"? IT'S 1 PLUS 2, like one time I went to H.E.B for some groceries, I go to the seasoning isle and guess what my 2 eyeballs laid glaze upon, SOME KID IN A CART. NECK FACING SOUTHEAST, 2 FUCKING IPADS IN HAND, MINDLESSLY SCROLLING THROUGH ITALIAN BRAINROT, SPRUNKI, AND DANDY'S WORLD, IT WAS AT MAX VOLUME AND ALL I HEARD WAS: "tung tung lirili trulichina tralala crocodilo ambalabu"....., I could hear that kid fucking coughing his lungs out every 5 seconds and I wanted to actually perform a dissection on his iPads. Another time I was scrolling on Roblox and I legit saw: "grow an italian brainrot". that slop had 200,000 visits, and I for real was just flabbergasted, like what the fuck do you mean: steal ballerina cappuchina from tung tung sahur? I BEG YOUR PARDON? HOW DOES THAT SHIT HAVE 2,000,000 VISITS? WHO IS PLAYING THAT? These fatuses are genuinely cooked, soon skibidi toilet will hit unc status💔, what the fuck do you mean "sprunki gyatt funky song"? I swear my braincells divided by 72 watching that motherfucking bullshit
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how to stop skid marks on underwear
how to stop skid marks on underwear
this is so embarrassing and i feel like i can’t go to anyone ik irl for what i feel are obvious reasons (im a girl if that adds anymore context)
no matter how much i wipe or how clean my butt is after pooping, i always find skid marks on my underwear. this problem only started about a year ago and i have always wiped until the toilet paper is clean. i’ve done everything since: i use wet wipes, i’ve showered immediately after going, i wipe until there’s blood on the toilet paper and somehow the next time i use the restroom, i find skid marks on my underwear. it shocks me everytime because as soon as i think “there’s no way any shit can get on my underwear this time” it happens again!
it’s starting to seem like maybe im not done going and my ass lets out a little more poop after i pull my pants up? maybe i need to eat more fiber to make sure im letting everything out? or maybe there’s something else im missing? idk but its really starting to piss me off. how am i supposed to be intimate with someone if when they pull my underwear down there’s literally shit on there?? 😭 pls help
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Yah mean
Bro… you don’t understand the philosophical depth of Playboi Carti when he says “money sittin’ tall, yah mean.” Like, people really think Carti is just mumbling, but nah this man operating on frequencies mere mortals can’t comprehend. When he says “money sittin’ tall,” he’s not just talking about financial abundance. No. He’s referencing vertical economic ascension, a metaphorical skyscraper of wealth that pierces the stratosphere of capitalism.
But then… “yah mean”? You thought that was slang? FOOL. That’s a phonetic allegory. It’s not “ya mean” as in “you know what I mean.” No. It’s YAO MING. 7’6” Chinese basketball legend. Money sittin’ tall, Yao Ming? You get it now? The bars are literally above your head. Carti is aligning his stacks of cash with a literal NBA giant. That’s not rap. That’s art deco financial flexing.
This man didn’t just make a song, he crafted a Haiku in hieroglyphs, delivered through auto-tune from an alternate dimension. While you were busy doing taxes, Carti was inventing a new syntax of ballin’. Wake up.
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