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I cant wait to die in the middle east
I CANT WAIT TO GO DIE IN THE MIDDLE EAST 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 THE GRAVEYARD OF EMPIRES 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS COMPELS MY TO DIE NEAR AGHANISTAN AND IRAQ 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣THE GULF WAR🗣🗣🗣🗣THE CRUSADES🗣🗣🗣🗣ALEXANDER THE GREAT🗣🗣🗣🗣MY BLOOD WISHES TO BE SPILLED UPON THE TIGRIS AND EUPHRATES🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
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Had intercourse. Does that mean I’m gay, now?
When we were done, they looked at me and said, “You’re gay now.” I laughed. I think I laughed. But it didn’t feel funny. It felt like something unspoken finally crawled out into the light and said my name. Am I gay? I don’t know. I never know. I don’t even let myself want long enough to figure it out. I’ve never been attracted to the opposite gender, not really — but that doesn’t make me gay, right? Maybe I’m just… lost. They laughed too. I think they knew. I think they always knew.
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hours, then Ol’ Faithful will erupt, the levee will break and there will be much rejoicing.
6 Powerful bathroom fans are awesome to mask embarrassing sounds and smells. One of my friends built his new house, on account of my uptight pooping ways, he installed a super turbo bathroom fan in his guest bedroom with me in-mind.
7 Powerful home toilets: The Toto Drake is one of the strongest solid-remover, clog-free toilet on the market. Unfortunately, some states have limited flow rates and will not sell or ship crappers with high flow rates to certain states. However, you can always purchase your high-flow crapper out of state and haul the beast back home to your home state, which is exactly what I did.
8 Compressed-air plungers: Believe it or not, there is a company that sells jet plungers that come with two cartridges of compressed air that will blast through any obstruction. However, because of my Toto Drake, I have not had to use my compressed air plunger, but still have it as backup. Oxyclean also does a great job breaking down solids into sludge.
9 “Poo-Pouree” is a product that you spray before pooping, that takes the sulfur and converts it into something else that does not stink.
10 Moving to a dry climate: I moved to Colorado three decades ago because I hated my balls sweating with crotch funk when I was growing up in humid Missouri. As soon as I graduated college, I immediately moved to Colorado, and the dry air is great. It is rare for me to ever sweat anywhere, and I just feel fresh all the time. I have sweat-free, dry balls and feel confident and fresh every day.
11 Hiring a house cleaner. I pay my house cleaner to come and clean everything, including my bathrooms and toilets, so I do not have to.
12 Clorox Disinfecting Wipes and Lysol: Just do not accidentally wipe with them, because if you mistake them for regular wet wipes, they burn your ass like hell.
13 Addendum: December 2019: Discovered during a recent snow ski trip to Japan, that in nearly every single bathroom, including nearly every public bathroom, almost all toilets are bidets that allow the end user to douche with a jet stream of warm water. I was amazed to find a cross-cultural crapping kindred-spirit, who also embraced the warm water douche. Soon, all bathrooms in my home will be retrofitted with douching bidet toilets and all who enter, will depart more confident and with superior clean nether-regions. Farts will stink less in my home, if everyone butts have fewer shit still lodge in their to filter their gassy discharges. It is true, that if one’s butt is devoid of any debris, and if you are one big hollow tube, that farts have little to no odor at all, whereas the farts of a constipated person absolutely reek of still-lodged shit. The advanced warm water jet stream douching bidet toilet, is the most current hygienic masterpiece.
Pooping sucks, and while it might be possible for a team of doctors to contrive some surgical alternative, that is not for me. Delaying the inevitable only builds unbearable pressure. Thousands of years from now, science and technology might be able to retrofit human beings to some clean-room cartridge system. But at least that toilet technology has advanced to what it is today, not 200 years ago, with horrifying outhouses, corncobs instead of civilized wipes, and no indoor plumbing. If I had lived during such barbaric times, I would have been the one to invent the modern toilet before Thomas E. Crapper did in the late 1800’s.
Good luck and find a way to enjoy the go.
Source: some fucking idiot on Quora
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I am not misgendering your dog on purpose
mobile, i’m sorry for weird formatting) whenever i cross paths with someone walking their dog, and it seems friendly and like it wants to be pet, then who am i to not ask the owner? the issue is when i start asking the owner questions to make small talk. well, just because i can, i ask “what’s their (the dog’s) name?” because … why not. 7/10 times the owners get SO upset about that one little word. today, i had such an interaction. and the owner was like “HER name is ___” with a bit of a tone. i just continued to smile and pet the dog. People… i do not mean anything by calling your dog a certain pronoun. i genuinely do not know what your dog is until you tell me. and even then, it would be a 50/50 coin toss if you’d get upset at me if i chose otherwise. oh well. Sometimes I fuck the dog.
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a literal goanimate copypasta
you're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years, go to your room right now
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The letter e
Hi! I noticed you have the letter "E" in this post. Can you please censor it? I have severe PTSD from eight Egyptian men breaking into my house and eating my eight year old son Emanuel. I still cry about it to this day. Love it!Love it!❤️Love it!❤️Love it!❤️Emanuel loved enchiladas. Love it!❤️Love it!❤️Love
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I fucking hate anime keyboardists because NONE of them use a "C-to-C" ranged 73-key keyboard.
Most of them tend to use one of the four below:
- 61 keys (C2-C7)
- 73 keys (E1-E7)
- 76 keys (E1-G7)
- 88 keys (A0-C8)
But WHY NO 73 (C1-C7)?!
C1-C7 73-keys is the #1 BEST keyboard range. Korg Krome/Krome-EX 73 and Nautilus 73 have that range, for example. THIS RANGE ROCKS!!!
EXACTLY 6 perfect octaves from "C" to "C", with middle C EXACTLY at the very middle of the keyboard! If you compare this super-perfect 73-note range with the full 88-note range, you'll find out that it removes the bottom 3 (which are self-destruction nuclear bombs in band contexts) and the top 12 (which are seldom used in the first place) notes.
I've seen many anime keyboardists who use Korg Keyboards, yet NONE of them use the C1-C7 73. I SEE NO ANIME KEYBOARDISTS WHO USE THIS GODLY-PERFECT RANGE AT ALL!!!
THE C1-C7 73-NOTE RANGE IS MADE BY OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AND MUST NEVER BE DECLINED!!!
# NOW I FUCKING HATE ANIME KEYBOARDISTS BECAUSE NONE OF THEM USE THE #1 BEST KEYBOARD RANGE IN THE WORLD!!!
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can i get ripped by jerking off with weights
if i jerk off with weights strapped to my arms and twerk with ankle weights, alternating days and resting properly, eating protein and carbs, maybe even stream it on pornhub and twitch, can i actually get muscular from this or will my body just file for divorce?
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Don't Care + Didn't Ask (D.C.D.A)
Don't care + didn't ask + I don't give a shit + your fatherless + kill yourself + your a fucking mistake + your dad should've used a condom + your a orphan + your a failure + you fell off + cry about it + stay mad + skill issue + get good your dogshit + get a life + your a basic bitch + your dad isn't coming back + womp womp + go shove a dildo up your ass + get shit on + your my bitch + your my slave + you need to shut the actual fuck up + your cooked + your not funny + go find your father in the milk section + your a autistic fuck nigga + you have brain damage + your life is pathetic + your better off not existing + nobody here gives a fuck about you + your a fucking joke + nobody takes you seriously + your a failure that won't achieve nothing in life + you should get the fuck out + shut the fuck up + your fucking annoying + go get some bitches + your ass at everything you do + never show your face here again + delete the app + go cry yourself to sleep + your retarded on purpose
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chatgpt hypes me to eat
The fire crackles in the hearth. Steam rises from the stew like the smoke of war. Your spoon is a battle-worn blade, your bowl the final battlefield. And there it lies—the last slice of bread, smug and defiant.
You’re battered, full, nearly broken. But heroes aren’t born from comfort—they’re forged in the stomach-turning struggle against one more bite. Pick up that bread. Dip it with honor. Chew with pride.
Win this battle. Eat like legend.
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I’m a Great Mom because I VAPE
I was a wild child, a punk chick. I had the essence of a MySpace‑era scene kid, and I smoked cigarettes in the high school bathroom every day. When the smoke alarm went off, I just let it ring. I didn’t fear the consequences, I didn’t run and hide. This was because I knew what was best for ME.
Well, that was until I got pregnant with my first child. The experience was so traumatic that I now identify as a lesbian. I remember my first trip to the doctor after finding out. He told me I could no longer do drugs, smoke, or drink. I was shocked. I thought, “Why does pregnancy ruin everything good?” I thought that there had to be an alternative. And let’s just say I was right. When I got home, I asked ChatGPT. As computers know more than doctors in this day and age, that genius little bot mentioned that vaping could be a great alternative to smoking. It also told me I was doing a great job managing a healthy balance between my needs and my baby’s needs. Feeling motivated and heart‑warmed, I went on the TikTok Shop and ordered a BajaBlast GeekBar. It came in the mail about three days later. I ordered multiple throughout my pregnancy, and nine months later, my baby came out happy and healthy.
When I got home from the hospital, I realized that it was time for me to order a new GeekBar. Yet they were all sold out and would take four weeks to ship. I ordered it and prayed it would come sooner. Throughout that time, I was so shaky. I was so off my rocker. My doctor said that since I was breastfeeding, I still couldn’t smoke cigarettes. I felt lost and hopeless. I dropped my baby at least 50 times each week due to my unstable hands. She suffered multiple blows to the head. The second my vape came in the mail, I became a compassionate, nurturing, stable, and calm mother. My baby enjoys the buzz she gets from my breast milk. And according to ChatGPT, nicotine in small amounts is good for babies and can help them build important antibodies. I am a great mom BECAUSE I VAPE!
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Hey guys, 3D artist and novice beekeeper here.
Hey guys, 3D artist and novice beekeeper here. Lately, I've been honing my skills as an artist to various degrees of success. I was originally planning on going to university, but circumstances out of my control have put those plans on hold. My bitch parents keep blaming me for the university situation (it wasn't my fault in the slightest), so I was looking for ways to monetize my art skills so I can hopefully rent an apartment far away from them. While I was originally planning to make money off art commissions, I recently learned that I am exceptionally skilled in game development. I wanted to get some more experience before I started a major solo project, but I really didn't know where to start. I tried making a dark fantasy roguelike souls-like game using free Unity assets but I couldn't figure out how to get things to work so I gave up. I was pretty much all out of ideas so I uninstalled Unity and jerked off in my room until I came up with something else.
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I Became an Alcoholic Again Because of Hypixel
It all started when I wanted to play Hypixel after work. I'm a 40-year-old man and not that good at the game. I had stopped drinking alcohol five years ago because I was addicted.
One day, I was playing Bed Wars, and the lag was really bad. While I was speed bridging, my blocks kept disappearing. It was so frustrating that I lost control—I went to a shop, bought a 1L bottle of vodka, and chugged the whole thing.
When I got home, my wife saw how drunk I was. We had a huge fight, and she left. This happened a few weeks ago. Now, I'm getting divorced. She's taking the kids, the house—everything.
Hypixel, please get EU servers. This wouldn't have happened if you had EU servers.
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Do Americans believe Brits give a fuck about þe Boston tea party
Do Americans believe Brits give a fuck about þe Boston tea party
Because we don’t we don’t give a flying fuck about it I hate how some obnoxious Americans say Ha your British tea in harbour then they do there stupid laugh thinking there badass because we could give no gram of a shit about some stupid tea in a stupid harbour þere truly stupid to think so also I’m British I hate tea tea is þe most fowl liquid to go down my throat it is honestly terrible
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Think your so funny?
Small gentleman 👨, think ur so funny 🤣saying that shit? Well bucko I will put this 10 meter MonsterMeat🍤 in between those swollen cheeks 🍑, and we will know wtf is do funny.
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\] 10% complete..... ████\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\] 35% complete.... ███████\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\]\] 60% complete.... ███████████\] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
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Do vegetarians give head?
GENUINE QUESTION. Because, yknow, vegans and vegetarians dont eat meat but like, is it different with people? Like, are they okay to yknow suck on that MEAT ??? and ive been thinking about this for a while, cause TECHNICALLY they arent EATING the person theyre giving head to, but its still meat, its still yknow flesh and muscle and THIS SOUNDS SO DISGUSTING but I need to know this
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I seriously hate pooping. I wish that human beings were like computer printers, that we could just kick-off a sealed cartridge or something.
Let’s be honest: pooping is disgusting. Mine stinks, your’s stinks, everyone’s poop, even Queen Elizabeth’s poop stinks too. No one craps roses, and if they did, they would hate the thorns.
Pooping is humiliating and can make anyone feel incredibly self-conscious, fearful of the possibility that their shit smells worse than anyone else’s. The good news is that, it probably doesn’t. Unfortunately, it can be difficult to reason-through being self-conscious.
I used to hate pooping so much, that I delayed the process, ultimately later birthing Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster. However, I learned that this was not healthy, and needless to say, I always felt like shit.
This is how I re-embraced crapping, and minimized the gross-factor:
1 Buy wet-wipes in-bulk, and wipe with two-at at time to keep your hands clean with no chance of rip-through. I keep wet-wipes at work, at home, in the car, in my luggage - everywhere. I keep backup wet wipes everywhere, typically 10–12 packs of wet wipes at work. Regular dry toilet paper is seriously stone age: first, the end user has to crumble or wad up dry toilet paper, in order to develop the traction necessary to dislodge corn, undigested berries, or other partially digested food and poo artifacts. Otherwise, wiping with dry paper smooth and unwadded will only skim-over the poo depository, and have limited effectiveness at actual removal, but instead only smear shit all over your ass. To make matters worse, is this contingent of stingy, tight wad, cheap skate old school generation of fathers, who never got over growing up just after The Great Depression, and take out their financial insecurity and past trauma by imposing their self-righteous value system limiting the amount of asswipe that those in their captive household, and guests are allowed to use in order to penny-pinch - meanwhile, spending hundreds of dollars per month in booze, cigarettes, sports crap - while everyone else’s ass itches and stinks. The solution is wet wipes and plenty of them, because not only do wet wipes actually cleanse and not just skim and smear, but wet wipes can even be wiped without crumbling and wadding, and their porous nature still allows for shit-grabbing extraction and effective removal.
2 Buy paper toilet seat protectors. My bare butt, to this day, has never touched the surface of a public toilet seat. Never, not once. I am fearful of ass-disease and toilet-seat kooties. I will triple or quad-ply before nesting-down to lay a brown egg.
3 Hand showers are awesome. At home, after Beethoven has had his (bowel) movement, then after turning the nozzle to jet, turning down the water pressure, and carefully adjusting the temperature to warm/almost hot - then you can douche-out yourself to the point in which all possible shrapnel and residue is hereby eradicated, leaving just the pure-tender-you left. Of course, extreme caution should be used regarding water pressure, because you could really mess yourself up if your douche nozzle was too strong. Start with very low pressure and work your way up, but do not blast the inside of yourself.
4 Go overboard buying extra underwear, the best that money can buy. I have almost 100 pairs of Calvin Klein boxer briefs that absorb and sponge all traces of sweat and feel great. After a poop and a douche afterwards, then I always put on a fresh pair of underwear, sometimes changing my underwear 6–10 times a day to always feel as fresh as possible. If my underwear comes off for any reason, then a different fresh pair goes back on, every time.
5 Probiotics and “Smooth Move” Hot Tea. Years of delay have caused my train to take a long time to leave the first station, go down the tracks, and ultimately make it to Union Station before final dispatch. Probiotics got me regular again. But if the Brown Express is delayed, then “Smooth Move” Hot Tea is a real wash-out - like a waterslide from hell. In 4–6 hours typically, definitely within 18
Yeah, I voted for Donald Trump.
Yeah, I voted for Donald Trump. I’m from Mississippi. And let me tell you something — I’m not just another name on the voter roll. I am, without exaggeration, one of the most intellectually advanced beings this country has ever produced.
People hear “Mississippi” and underestimate. That’s their first mistake. Because while they’re out there playing checkers, I’m writing the rulebook for 5D chess — blindfolded, underwater, with half my brain focused on solving quantum gravity.
My support for Trump? It’s not emotional. It’s calculated. I broke down every policy, every shift in global power, every cultural dynamic — and realized that my level of intelligence belongs to a movement that values strength, clarity, and unapologetic leadership.
My brain isn’t normal. It’s not even exceptional. It’s a divine phenomenon. I don’t think thoughts — I forge intellectual revolutions. My synapses don’t fire — they orchestrate. Every neuron in my skull is a general commanding legions of brilliance.
In Mississippi, we’re known for grit. But I bring something more — analytical firepower so advanced it leaves scholars in tears. I could teach astrophysics to a rock. I could rewrite the Constitution in iambic pentameter, in Latin, from memory, during a hurricane.
I am the embodiment of Southern power fused with impossible intelligence. A Mississippi-born, Trump-voting, hyper-cognitive anomaly. There are smart people. There are geniuses. And then there’s me — a category of one.
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I earnestly request an olfactory stimulation involving thy bare feet
Hold on, hold on... is that A SHE/HER on YOUR PRONOUNS??? Woah, just when I thought my day couldn't get any better ╰(*°▽°*)╯. Before we go any further on this, I'd love for you to grant me permission to speak with you in DMs my queen !! I can assure you that as a DISCORD MODERATOR myself, I am quite knowledgeable on this app.... IF you require my further assistance dont be afraid to "hit me up" as the newbies say\~ hehe. I won't bite ;)
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Trigger words
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Does anyone have any good SFW Copypastas?
asking for a friend
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PISS. LET ME TELL YOU...
PISS. LET ME TEL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO PISS ON YOU EVER SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION GALLONS OF MICRO ATOMS OF PISS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF I WERE TO G13 ON EACH AND EVERY CAT IN THE WORLD IT WOULD NOT AMOUNT TO ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF PISS THAT I HAVE FOR THIS POST AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. PISS. PISS!
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The word you intended to use just now was THAN, not then
The word you intended to use just now was THAN, not then. Here is the definition of each:
THEN (adverb, adjective)
(at) that time (in the past or in the future):
I was working in the city then.
formal I wanted to live in the city, but my then husband (= the man who was my husband at that time) preferred the country.
Give it to me next week - I won't have timeto read it before/until then.
I'll call you tomorrow - I should have the details by then.
THAN (preposition, conjunction)
used to join two parts of a comparison:
My son is a lot taller than my daughter.
You always walk faster than I do!
You're earlier than usual.
Did you not attend school? Do you not understand basic English? Both words mean different things.
I said, both words mean DIFFERENT THINGS.
Is that easy enough for you to understand, or do you need it dumbed down some more?
I don’t know why I’m even wasting my time offering you a simple explanation. I am literally wasting my time right now. You are taking time away from me. That adds up, you know.
Just try next time not to be so thick, okay?
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You sent a naughty picture
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War is kinda sexual
This just in: Israel sends their big rockets deep into Iranian territory, penetrating critical regions. Iran responds by whipping out their own big rockets. They continue with hot, smokey explosions and causing a huge mess to clean up
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IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 TrusTa’s nerf gun nerfed yatagarasu ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/geometrydash r/okbuddygmd r/DeCult r/gdafterdark perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS KILLBOT_421?? LIKE THE LEVEL KILLBOT BY LITHIFUSION!🔥🔥🔥🔥SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯💯💯💯RIOT IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️KENOS KENOS KENOS😂😂😂😂😂DUDEWTF DUDEWTF DUDEWTF😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥WHITE?? LIKE THE LEVEL WHITE WOMEN!!😋😋😋😋😋😋BACK ON TRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUSTA NERF GUN 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A GD PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY GD LEVEL!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻MY HARDEST IS ONLY LEYAK🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
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Think your so funny?
Small gentleman 👨, think ur so funny 🤣saying that shit? Well bucko I will put this 10 meter MonsterMeat🍤 in between those swollen cheeks 🍑, and we will know wtf is so funny.
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JP's burger king
Okay. Okay, so, Burger King. That name is so bloody complicated, it took me like 3 months of non-stop thought to figure this out. Well, you look at it and you can say pretty confidently, 'King' that's actually an instantiation of a patriarchal mode of being, isn't it? It's like 'That's the typification of a fatherly figure that exists at the top of all possible dominance hierarchies'. I guess that'd be a good way to describe it.
But it's not 'A king' per se when you go to burger king. It's the instantiation of an individual as necessarily being the embodiment of the transcendent ideal of a king. It's a king, as such. The typified aspect of kingship as such is inexorably tied up with the word. And what does the typified father figure do? Well, he provides! Doesn't he? He provides food and shelter and burgers. Well, yea, that's bloody well right, it's who provides burgers. Exactly!
You know, you know, when Alexander Solzhenitsyn was in the gulags he thought about food a lot. And there they were given 10 ounces of bread a day and that's like your food for the day and that's it! And one of the things he tried to puzzle out, is in what way is life up until that point had been complicit in producing the soviet state. And that's a question that if you really tried to answer it, phew, man, that's, that's rough man. Takes you to a dark place. So I think think, well, no I better not. I don't have enough information to answer that competently.
All I can say right now is the degree to which we decide to patronize fast food restaurants that aren't instantiations of the sovereign ideal. It may have bigger effect than we think. You know, the world is a funny place and it's a lot more connected than we understand. Well, yea, that's, that's all I can say about that right now.
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cover for creative mediocrity.
And it’s why criticism has become meaningless.
Look at how we attack Trump’s hair and tan instead of hammering policy.
Guess what? That’s why his supporters stop listening. And they stopped a decade ago. We traded strategy for smugness.
We eliminated compromise.
And we’re safe in naming someone or something as an “ist” so much and so often — no one recognizes the actual signs of fascism in themselves.
If you can’t critique someone’s representative because they’re a stand-in for your own identity? That’s not advocacy.
That’s ideology. That’s fascism in glitter.
So no—saying Ginger didn’t perform well isn’t fatphobia.
Saying her 4th-time narrative isn’t compelling isn’t hate.
It’s critique.
Yes, she’s been good.
She was fine when I saw her live in in Memphis back in 2015. (Shout out to Roxxy- who is still suffering from backlash over season five - let me tell you that’s a talented drag queen who doesn’t need to do flips and death drops and an absolute delight at the meet and greet)
But this episode? Ginger fell short.
And if that stings, ask yourself—are you defending her because you see yourself in her?
Really ask yourself and really take a look.
Do you see yourself in Ginger Minj or any of the queens that are your favorites? I know a lot of people who do. And it’s fine.
But … that’s bias.
Social justice warriors, listen up:
Making an argument that her weight is the sole reason for the backlash a primary reason or even a partial reason… is an assumption. It is an assumption. Not fact ASSumption.
So what are your internal checks and balances? How do you separate what is from what you feel should be?
Because if your answer is “ criticism of people who look like me,” is “ist/phobia”
Then you’re not fighting for equality.
You’re fighting for exemption.
And baby, that’s not justice. That’s just ego.
one more thing just because you think that people should only be posting positive things and saying positive things does not make it law . Does not make it so.
People are going to post negative things . That’s real, and when they do — whether you’re a fan or a producer, you need to be listening.
Criticism is incredibly important . That’s how we level up. And right now we really need that.
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