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How Do i join a gang in Atlanta
Hey, i was wondering how to join a gang in atlanta, My favourite rappers are lil baby, Playboi Carti and 21 Savage. Im white, age 16, 5'7, 250lbs and have some experience fighting. Please send details on the best gangs that will let me join
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Windows Update Appreciation
Look at this wonder, look at the lengths Microsoft will go to provide me with a safe and user-friendly experience: restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds. This support comes up on my computer every day automatically. Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates every single day, and every single day, I click "Of course!". You know why I click "Of Course!"? Because I keep my computer safe from malicious users. I would like to keep my computer safe from malicious users. I always want to install these important, meaningful, essential- I LOVE THEM! I LOVE THESE AMAZING UPDATES! Look at this wonder! Every day this comes up! And you know what happens when you click "Of Course!" a few times, when a few days go by and you keep clicking "Of Course!" and "Of Course!" because you don't want your PC to be vulnerable, you just want it to be safe so you set aside your current work and turn off your computer, eventually it takes away the option to get hacked and these are your only options. It's basically putting a rose to your hand and saying you can either restart your computer at a reasonable time or get exploited by malicious users. It doesn't even give you the choice to get hacked when it comes up at reasonable times and says "We're keeping you safe from software vulnerabilities" no matter what. Look at this, I am rendering something! I am doing something important, but that's okay because you need to install some surveillance so the NSA can keep us all safe. Obama, you buddy ol' pal, I love you! You've given me an appreciation for windows updates
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dude gets excited from someone slightly more intelligent
I'm giving this post a thumbs up because the way you write, you're so confident and sexy about it. Not arrogant, but in a wholesome way even though I have absolutely 0 idea what you are talking about. I feel like I must contribute something.
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roblox is only fun again when im on substances
I'm probably just gonna get scolded here but,
I am grown and older now, roblox was my childhood. I started in 2013 when i was just 8, and played basically every day when I came back from school til like 2023, and slowly games became not that fun anymore I couldn't play for more than 1 hour without leaving the game and just doing something else.
Back then I could like most people when younger play games like freeze tag, person 299 minigames and many different games throughout the years, for hours I could grind with friends on skype or alone, it just felt different but I think im just older now and now i've got other priorities and more important stuff to focus on and now whenever I try to hop back on I just can't get that same feeling back.
The only way I could somehow get that feeling back, just enjoying and feeling young again is by doing substances. Every time im on a certain substance I can just properly have fun again like im young again without any responsibilities.
This is more of a vent post but I miss being young and I miss how the community used to be back then lol.
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I don’t belive men actually enjoy playing video games
Yeah, I said it. I just don’t buy it.
Why would you voluntarily sit in front of a screen for hours, getting yelled at by 12-year-olds, grinding the same levels over and over, or getting destroyed in ranked matches? I just don’t get it. Most of these guys don’t even finish the games they buy. They just hop from one hype title to the next. If you're bored, just do literally anything else.
And let’s not ignore the downsides: eye strain, lack of sleep, wasting weekends, rage quitting, and trash talking. Honestly, it feels like there's some kind of weird societal script where boys pretend to love gaming because it’s expected. Maybe to fit in with their friends or to avoid looking lame for doing something else.
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msm in 2050
boo'qwurm is an ai supercomputer, instead of reading books she scrolls on her phone daily, she has turned the entirety of psychic island into an industrial factory, nobody wants to be around boo'qwurm or else they'll get turned into ai too, she has put ai slop posters all over seasonal shanty, every time they get removed she just adds more because shes an ai and can generate them herself, she believes the only real form of art is ai-generated content, she is a massive nerd and scams people on tiktok just for engagement, she doesn't know how to read or write, chatgpt is her best friend, booq'wurm is unaware that rocks are being thrown at her every minute, do not play msm in 2050
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2k Upvotes Special Rant
YALL I HIT 2K UPVOTES! I didn't think i'd get to 1k with this acc, but I posted first on May the 15th, so that mean... I got 2k in 2 weeks😨, WHAT? That's actually crazy, so as a celebration, I will talk about the YouTube Shorts epidemic and how it's ruining YouTube. AI SLOP SHORTS. Recently over the course of a year, since AI could make content. I keep on seeing these fuck ass sad cat AI slop, and some people believe it's real. If you dared to open the comments, you'd see kids just either typing nonsense into a sentence, or seeing "💔💔😔😡😡😡😡😖😢😢😟😟🤬🤬" in the comments. You know those bitch ass cat AI slop that has the "meow meeoww meow meoooowww" in the sound, and it's not just cats, they got pomni, Jesus riding a shrimp, babies in cabbage, Patrick in crutches, and more, it's just whatever they can get their hands on, they turn it into AI mess for a fetus to consume. And once it pops up on your for you page, get ready 'cause 15 more are showing up almost instantly, and that's not even the scariest part. These channels have millions of viewers abd thousands of subscribers, like i'm tired of this bullshit on my for you page, my last hope is on Jawed Karim. I hope him or someone else manages this this actual slop
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Another YouTube Short Rant
[DISCLAIMER: >!THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN OFFENSIVE STATEMENT TO ANYONE'S RELIGION NOR BELIEF!!!<\]
Why do I always come across those videos that are like: "scroll if you love satan, do all if you love God". I'M SCROLLING BECAUSE IT'S APART OF YOUTUBE SHORTS??? With all due respect, I don't think I will go to hell because I scrolled on a video, then yo got the: "LIKE TO SAVE CHICKEN NUGGET COTTON EYE JOE, SUBSCRIBE TO SAVE CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!". SHUT THE FUCK UP, who in their right mind is gonna be like: "OH NO!!!! TUNG TUNG SAHUR WILL DIE IF I DON'T LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE, COPY LINK, AND USE THE SOUND!!!", and somehow it sometimes works, can someone PLEASE explain the logic on how a 15 second short judges wether I meet the pearly gates or burn, but even worse: "PLEASE DON'T CHECK THE SOUND!!!!", "STOP COMMENTING YOUR BATTERY PERCENT!!!", "HOW IS THE PERSON UNDER THE SOUND NOT BANNED????". JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING Fill ‘em with the venom and eliminate ‘em, other words, I Minute Maid ‘em I don’t wanna hurt ‘em, but I did, I’m in a fit of rage, I’m murderin’ again, nobody will evade I’m finna kill ‘em and dump all their fuckin’ bodies in the lake Obliteratin’ everythin’, incinerate a renegade I’m here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid But don’t nobody want it, but they’re gonna get it anyway ‘Cause I’m beginnin’ to feel like I’m mentally ill I’m Attila, kill or be killed, I’m a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla You bringin’ the killer within me outta me You don’t wanna be the enemy of the demon who entered me And be on the receivin’ end of me, what stupidity it’d be Every bit of me’s the epitome of a spitter When I’m in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me A hunnid percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me I’m ‘bout to fuckin’ finish you, bitch, I’m unfadable You wanna battle, I’m available, I’m blowin’ up like an inflatable I’m undebatable, I’m unavoidable, I’m unevadable I’m on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money And I’m paid in full, I’m not afraid to pull a summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anythin' you say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and I'm devastatin', more than ever demonstratin', how to give a motherfucking audience a feelin' like it's levitatin' Never fadin' and I know the haters are forever waitin' for the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebratin' 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated, I make elevatin' music, you make elevator music crusty dusty musty rusty manky skanky squiggly diggly dr eggman bald 90’s fake jordans paedophile supermarket aisle telephone dial simmone bile in denial biodegradable raidable coffee table mentally unstable skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone bile, simmone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head lookin ass up skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friendzone Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ching Chong lin long suck my ding dong headass remote control autism down syndrome stage four terminal brain cancer O'Riley autoparts silver bronze ash amino UV light pen sushi ram ramen Harisson Ford gamer bitch ass Virgin lamp thermometer lean mean string bean Charlie Sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine anti histamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene Halloween detective spleen smoke screen James Dean putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jelly bean magazine protein Lightning McQueen vending machine what'chu
Bro I'm dead 😂
Bro I'm dead 😂
(biologically speaking I am,
in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactics c of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
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BALD PEOPLE ARE NOT EVIL DAMMIT
Enough. Is. Enough.
Why? Why are bald people always chosen to represent a particularly evil character? To have their baldness be the iconic look as they scheme nefarious plots? Because bald people are hated? Because they have no souls? Because the soul is stored in the hair?!
Lex Luther. Kingpin. Voldemort. Bane. Cassandra Nova. Dr Evil. Eggman. Jeff Bezos. Hitman. Walter White. Horus Lupercal. Stewie.
Why are they always shown as evil?! Are you saying bald people are not human? That they are naturally evil because they do not fit into the norm? Why must being bald be associated with villains, is it because it’s easy to define them because they have an easily identifiable aspect? Something they can’t control? Just because someone is folically burdened doesn’t make them a good person.
Enough of this bald slander and portray less people in media as evil, there are better ways to identify them. Just because they look different, just because their scalps are unburdened by tentacles made of dead cells does not make them inhuman and thus evil. They are normal, they are good, having hair is not a requirement for whether someone is good or not enough with baldness slander!
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Years ago when I loved opioids…
Years ago when I used to love opiates I once didn't shit for 10 days. I drank the entire small bottle of milk of magnesium and it fixed me up in a few hours. The turd was so hard and big ir ripped my ass open a bit and there was so much blood in the toilet with a turd that you had tp either pull out by hand or chop it up into smaller peices.
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YUM YUM Spiderwebs
Ooh a spiderweb. Looks delicious. schlurrp. Oh yeah that hits the spot. I love a good web. Not those dusty old cobwebs in the basement. I'm talking about a fresh one. The kind that just appear next to your front door at 8 am. It's a little sticky so you gotta wash it down, prefferably with a warm glass of ^(milk). The black widow on it added a little ^(CRUNCH) too. Man you guys gotta try this shit, 5/5 stars.
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4chan on women
There's a parasitic automaton aspect of these lesser humanoids that make them confuse "equality" with receiving things from external sources. To them, to be equal is to RECEIVE 'protection', resources, happiness, validation, etc given by collectives. To them personal growth isn't gaining the glorious individualistic fortitude to GET and PRODUCE things, it's parasitically consuming off of the bugmen brand of collectivist 'belonging' hence parasite. And its this parasitic behavior that will get them replaced by androids, artificial wombs or whatever. Only the worthy would adapt and evolve.
Misogyny will never be misogynistic enough until "womanhood" has been forfeited from the collective conscious (so that it can be reborn into something progressive)
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Donald Trump Impregnated me in my dream.
Yesterday I had the most vivid dream of my life.
I was in a hospital bed; someone had strapped my legs and arms down. The air felt painfully cold. Then HE came in—Donald Trump. He was warm, soft, yet strong. He injected his seed into me, causing me to have the best orgasm of my life. He told me he would be back in 9 months.
I'm a straight dude from Poland, what does my dream mean?
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No, dess is not the knight. Stop saying she is
No, dess is not the knight. Stop saying she is
Let me begin this post by stating how much i hate every single one of you. How much i despise the very fact of your existence. If the sheer amount of hate i feel towards every single one of your kind was converted into years, we'd stop counting how many times jesus came down to earth. The sheer amount of foolishness one has to possess to come to a conclusion of dess being the knight was poisoning society from the dawn of humanity and will continue to do so for millenia going forward, but i will try to educate the minds of simple folk that resides in this community. Not for you, but for my own fulfillment, to once again prove to myself, that i am superior to all of your kind. Toby fox making fun of you taught you nothing. Everything turning out simpler than anyone thought taught you nothing. You charge into the nearest tree even harder than before, without a single question. I have seen dogs with more wit and foresight. The very thought of your foolish presence makes me feel nauseous. Die. Die. Die. Die. Perish. Stop torturing the world people inhabit and exit into the astral plane of heavens. Find a place where you belong, because this earth is not fit for the likes of you.
To quote a writer that needs no introduction: "please, die, as in perish". If we were to go out on a date by any chance, i'd refuse to pay for the dinner and leave you to your own devices. My father always told me that hate is a poison that withers society, but i ended up hating him, and was right, hate is the very best emotion to feel and apply, hate is progress, hate is motivation, determination, and right now, im directing all of it to you, in a desperate struggle to convey a message. With the next example im going to demonstrate your incompetence. Lets play a game, shall we? A round of simon says shall do. Simon says: "dont read the next sentence". Observe your defeat as you read the words inscribed on the fabric of the world wide web and shrivel in anguish at the realisation of your own incompetence. Oh, the sense of vigor gained from the victory, it inspires me to be a bard of my own and write a poem:
dess the knight wont be a thing
Try and fail, you'll never win
In this struggle you are doomed
Let our dance become resumed
ah, i can feel your knees shaking, your blood boiling as you are reading the requiem to your mind. be in rage, despair, terror, nothing shall guide you out of this, because i am marking the start to my counterargument.
The main argument dess knight believers make, tends to be that the sword knight is in possession of looks like a bat, before its non-euclidean form is shaped into a colossal knife. Now this argument on its own does not prove anything, as the black knife only briefly and remotely looks like a bat, which could as well just be a visual gimmick. In addition to that argument, another point arises. That one of noelle's wallpapers is dess with a cracked bat, which allegedly parallels the black knife being damaged afted the fight. And that claim is nonsensical, as first, that wallpaper appears on noelle's computer regardless of if you defeat the knight or not, and its one of the dozen pictures that can appear there. And second, the bat being cracked is most likely a reference to the popular, hit videogame earthbound, where a cracked bat is the protagonist's very first weapon.
Now, that i have seen no other, nearly as significant arguments (which is telling) i go onto the offensive. Dess could never be the knight, because she is the person lost in the files. Considering we were supposed to be finding the _UNUSED messages since the very first chapter. It is safe to assume we should know who this is by now. And the only candidate is december holiday. Now i have seen a thought that perhaps dess is possessed, or an amalgamate, or anything else, but these takes make too big of leaps in logic to be considered anyhow seriously. Who possessed her? How? Why? And if thats the case why is the knight acting so aware, laughing,
Discord e breakup
Hello, @everyone.
After my breakup with Vi***hi, she has chosen to spread false, misleading, and defamatory narratives about me, some of which involve using the names of others, dragging uninvolved people into the situation, and presenting fabricated claims with absolutely zero proof. The intention behind this seems to stir up outrage and gain misplaced sympathy. I request everyone to look at facts, not fiction.
Yes, I did confide in a few close friends about the emotional distance and neglect I felt in the relationship, things that were personally affecting me. But I never once shared anything private or sensitive about her. Her reaction to even that basic honesty was disproportionate and destructive.
What hurt the most was what happened just before one of my final law exams. On that day, I begged her not to fight, asking for peace and time to focus. Instead, she spent three hours threatening self-harm while I pleaded with her to stop. Even worse, in the middle of that, she made a vile and insensitive remark about a family member of mine who has actually attempted suicide multiple times. That crossed a line that cannot be uncrossed.
For the record, I had deliberately not asked her to return the money she took under the pretense of joint savings, out of consideration for her financial situation. But after everything she’s said and done, she has forfeited any empathy I once had.
I am now formally demanding that the money be returned.
This is the first and last time I will address this publicly. I won’t entertain drama, but I will defend myself if pushed.
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Cheese sticks
Like I’m tryna order a fucking Pizza Hut and it just keeps showing me if we- uh- can we tempt you with CHEESE sticks! I - I don’t want- I literally I don’t want cheese sticks I just want to check out oh my god like I’m not even- LOOK! no, PLEASE I- I don’t want your fucking cheese sticks I just want to check out
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ATMs in the future
What if ATMs in the future didn't stand for automated teller machine and instead they stood for automatic time machine and instead of acting as a bank teller it would act as a time machine with a UI where you would input a phrase describing something that existed in the past and it would time travel to that era
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No Indian hate against the new NYC Mayor proves it's really just brown hate
So the new NYC mayor got elected and he’s Indian. Yet I see no stereotypical indian hate for him.
No one calling him dirty, or slurs, no one saying he stinks, Why? Because he is one of the light skinned and white looking indians. Specifically some high caste northern punjab and gujrati. On top of that he is muslim, so none of the muzzie bots after him.
I also see this with punjabi Sikhs. Peope glaze the fuck out of sikhs on this app glazing their free food gurdwara temples even though they're indians. But we all know because of their lighter skin and northern features they are accepted. Meanwhile again us hindu brown people are targeted again.
Every westerner cries about the caste system but then goes onto make fun of the low caste dark skinned indians while ignoring the high caste indians light skinned that hold the power like him. Basically embellishing the caste system even more. Making us who have been oppressed as first pre colonial slaves and now by everyone in the world. I fcking hate it. I hate being brown. Why did god make me brown. I hate I'm Indian but at least make me light skinned.
REPEAT WITH ME- IT'S HINDU BROWN HATE. Entire world is against us. If you are a stereotypical brown hindu indian you are seen as sub human by the West. If ur some light skinned indian non hindu you are seen as a freedom fighter against trump in the west. I fcking hate it.
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Lava chicken 🐔🍗
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found out how do this its thank
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mean ocean man by ween head ass the fuck up bitch
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I’m tired of being jealous of anyone above 6 feet.
I'm tired of being jealous of anyone above 6ft.
I don’t even know where to start. I guess I just need to vent this before I spiral deeper.
Every time I walk outside, it’s like the universe reminds me of what I’m not. I see a guy walk by, tall as f**,, barely even trying—shoulders relaxed, spine loose, that easy presence—and my chest tightens. I feel like a ghost watching someone else live the life I was supposed to have. Not because they earned it. Just... because genetics smiled at them.
I’m 5'6. Not the worst, I guess. But enough to be ignored. Enough to be invisible. Enough to know that in every group photo, in every dating app filter, in every workplace hierarchy, I’m just not it. I don't have that X factor. I'm a "normal, or rather bland" person, I can't be that hip 5'3 extrovert with funky clothes and sunglasses that everyone gravitates to.
And god—forgive me—but I hate how effortlessly tall guys walk through life. I hate how they don’t have to think about it. I hate how their presence is assumed to mean something: confidence, power, attractiveness. I have to claw for every ounce of that, and most days I come up short.
I'm tired of living.
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Donald Trump impregnated me in my dream
Donald Trump impregnated me in my dream
Yesterday I had the most vivid dream of my life.
I was in a hospital bed; someone had strapped my legs and arms down. The air felt painfully cold. Then HE came in—Donald Trump. He was warm, soft, yet strong. He injected his seed into me, causing me to have the best orgasm of my life. He told me he would be back in 9 months.
I'm a straight dude from Poland, what does my dream mean?
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Subscribe or Hitler will be under your bed in the form of PewDiePie tonight.
Subscribe or Hitler will be under your bed in the form of PewDiePie tonight.
Credits to Rucka Rucka Ali.
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Ankha Zone
You know what's funny, this reminds me of that porn video of Ankha from animal crossing that went viral a few years ago (Ankha's the yellow Egyptian cat everyone wants at their island and she wears a skirt -it was called "Ankha Zone". Well most people went over the trend, y'know like they did bowsette or Sam from Samsung. Not me. When I first watched it it really stuck with me beacause the background song is this 80's disco song I already really liked called "Camel By Camel", and I would listen to it at my summer job when doing manual labor in the sun while sweating my balls off. Well anyway I started watching that porn video every night to get started with the gooning sesh, always using it to go from flaccid to hard and then going to actual porn. Well the years went by and the tradition kept and I ended up developing pre-mature ejaculation, and the song was so ingrained in my mind that at work I was getting hard. I didn't mind it, because the summer labor was absolutely exhausting and having a little testosterone running through my system made it more exciting. The thing is, eventually I couldn't get hard without watching the Ankha Zone video. It became an actual addiction. I listened to it more at work and my productivity increased but I was really having trouble hiding my erections. Whatever. It became a full addiction. The video became my lover and the song had the same effect as watching porn. Eventually I started soiling myself at work when I would get to high of a blood pressure, actually at one time having to say I peed myself to get around the fact of the stain. Nowadays I'm wearing adult diapers to work, cumming in them constantly throughout the day. Constant pleadure, and the worlds only getting hotter. Listening to it at work, right now, cumming and cumming. Life is good.
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I love the smell of piss on the street in summer
I love the smell of piss on the street in summer
That hot pee smell in summer, those faint traces of cigarette smoke lingering in the air. It reminds me of my vacations in Rome and Paris and Madrid long ago. It’s a very nostalgic scent. It’s comforting and soothing. It’s one of my favorite scents.
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whats gonna happen
my dad found out i was micro dosing from the datura plants in our garden cause he likes to plant n shit and i was upping my dosages everyday and starting to kind of trip out when i ate too many seeds and i was also dosing my little sisters coffee cause shes a lil bitch so he threw away all of the daturas from his garden but i saved a few pods and i ate like 5 did i fuck up
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knighting kris, and hitting those aura farming poses.
The only person, for who it would make sense to be the knight is carol. The horns reduce the number of potential suspects to the holiday family, and it cant be noelle, we established it cant be dess, and rudy has nothing to suggest he's the knight, he surely could be the knight, but his dialogue suggests the opposite, if anything, so it would be useless to try discussing it.
Carol does not want you or susie to get the code from the guitar, and works with kris just like the knight. The two main arguments against that, is that carol had to open the dark fountains in the church quite quickly, and that she would not aurafarm. First. She sliced some dude's suitcase in half with a katana. She would aurafarm. Second. The actual, real life time does not necessarily correspond to the in-game time, as shown in the scene where susie and toriel bake a pie, while kris jumps out of the window, slashes toriel's tires, brings berdly into the hospital, and has an exchange with noelle. Another, quite compelling counterargument i've heard, is that gerson appeared in the church dark worlds because he most likely was dess' teacher, but gerson, could just as well have been carol's teacher in school, after all, he is old. And the last argument i'd like to bring up, is that while kris does deal less damage to the knight, after their friends are hurt and beaten, they actually start dealing a whole lot of damage. Now, we dont exactly know the current relationship between dess and kris, but the cruel, cold lady nobody likes and whom kris is helping because "you promised" seems like a much more likely target for such behaviour.
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Evangelion fantasy
Sometimes I fantasize about Misato coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging for me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her T-shirt.
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