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If I ever teach a health class in the future, I’ll tell my kids what all the drugs really do to raise awareness.
Caffeine: Diet Adderall. Not stigmatized. Boring. Do meth, you poser.
Adderall: Diet Meth. Have fun fapping and studying. Or sell em to students, I won’t judge.
Meth: Just sleep off the comedown for 7 days like the rest of us you junkie lmao.
Pervitin: Meth, but in German. Careful if the snow starts speaking Russian.
Desoxyn: “Oooh look at me! I got a prescription for meth! How fancy!”
Weed: “See you after class, okay little Timmy?” Also, I don’t need a different strain, I need a different drug.
Ketamine: Your’e a douche at raves.
MDMA: See above description for Ketamine. Also, you won’t have dopamine for 2 months.
Morphine: Baby’s first opioid!
Hydroxyzine: “zzzz”
Trazodone: “Zzzzzzzzzzzz.”
Seroquel: “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!”
Benadryl: “Zzzzz- haha hey it’s the Hat Man!”
Lean: “Haha! Purple drink go swoosh!”
Ambien: You are now somehow more racist than Pervitin, literal Nazi meth. Congrats!
Prozac: “does this even fucking work?”
Gabapentin: “Does THIS even fucking work?!
My Daily Multivitamin: “DOES THIS EVEN FUCKING WO- oh yeah, that’s a vitamin.”
Effexor: Ya know, I’m starting to think antidepressants are bullshit.
Cocaine: Probably won’t kill you, but your wallet will off-itself after. Buy a casket for it, first.
Heroin: Probably won’t kill you, but you’ll wish it did.
Alcohol: Will kill you, and you’ll wish it did. Only treatment is another drug that can kill you.
Benzos: See above description for alcohol. The unpleasant symptoms last for months.
Fentanyl: Will fucking kill you. Donald Trump will avenge you and kill the person responsible.
Nicotine: “I swear to fucking god if you keep bumming my cigarettes and pulls from my vape instead of getting your own, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!”
Carfentanil: You’re a fucking elephant. 🤷🏼🐘
PCP: You get completely naked, gain retard strength, cut your cock off, jump out a window, and fight 18 cops simultaneously. (This is the worst drug I’ve ever done, never again).
Novocane: Don’t get me wrong, it was a great invention for its time, but pretty outdated. I ain’t trying to get needles in my gums, I was to be knocked the fuck out with a brick. It’s a pretty cool Green Day song though, so extra points.
Nitrous Oxide: Why does my dentist never give me the silly gas when I get teeth pulled? Fuck novocane. 😔
Galaxy Gas: For when you want to try nitrous oxide, but want to lose your brain cells first! Also, this has its own category because you’re retarded.
Anabolic Steroids: You gain big muscles but small peepee. “The hardest choices require the strongest of wills.”
Ozempic: You have first world problems that many other countries would kill to have.
Kratom: Mixed results, kinda takes the edge off. Take too many, get a stomach ache. DON’T FUCKING BRING THIS UP AROUND JOE ROGAN! DON’T YOU FUCKING DO IT!
Peyote/Ayahuasca: So I know these are technically different, but I have the same thing to say about both. Native Americans get FUCKING TAX EXEMPT STATUS, CASINOS, AND CAN GET HIGH IN THE NAME OF RELIGION?! Anything that’s a direct “fuck you” to the government, I’m on board with! Also, Ron White said in an interview that it helped him get sober, so yeah, high score for the natives!
Mouthwash: So hear me out, I picked mouth was for the same reason I praised the American Indians. The government purposely poisons and denatured my fucking alcohol? What the fuck is this horseshit? North Korea?🇰🇵
Salvia: Don’t know too much about this one but kinda scares me from what I’ve heard.
K2/Spice: Who the fuck even buys these?
Shrooms: it’s pretty fun, you build tolerance to them so fast though so it’s more of a special occasion.
Birth Control: Something my baby momma said she was still taking. Man, plan B would’ve been 1/10th of my child support. 😔
Scopolamine: “Give me your credit card number and the 3 digits on the back.”
Krokodil: “AHHH OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST!!” , “What is it, comrade?”
Phenobarbital: Only way I can sleep in the hospital in alkie
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Hello pervert.
Hello pervert, I've sent thіs message from your Microsoft account. I want to іnform you about a very bad sіtuatіon for you. However, you can benefіt from іt, іf you wіll act wіsely. Have you heard of Pegasus? Thіs іs a spyware program that іnstalls on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monіtor the actіvіty of devіce owners. It provіdes access to your webcam, messengers, emaіls, call records, etc. It works well on Androіd, іOS, macOS and Wіndows. I guess, you already fіgured out where I’m gettіng at. It’s been a few months sіnce I іnstalled іt on all your devісes because you were not quіte choosy about what lіnks to clіck on the іnternet. Durіng thіs perіod, I’ve learned about all aspects of your prіvate lіfe, but one іs of specіal sіgnіfіcance to me. I’ve recorded many vіdeos of you jerkіng off to hіghly controversіal рorn vіdeos. Gіven that the “questіonable” genre іs almost always the same, I can conclude that you have sіck рerversіon. I doubt you’d want your frіends, famіly and co-workers to know about іt. However, I can do іt іn a few clіcks. Every number іn your contact Iіst wіll suddenly receіve these vіdeos – on WhatsApp, on Telegram, on Instagram, on Facebook, on emaіl – everywhere. It іs goіng to be a tsunamі that wіll sweep away everythіng іn іts path, and fіrst of all, your former lіfe. Don’t thіnk of yourself as an іnnocent vіctіm. No one knows where your рerversіon mіght lead іn the future, so consіder thіs a kіnd of deserved рunіshment to stop you. I’m some kіnd of God who sees everythіng. However, don’t panіc. As we know, God іs mercіful and forgіvіng, and so do I. But my merсy іs not free. Transfer 1200$ to my Lіtecoіn (LTC) wallet: ltc1qwyc8nepg0g66tu0cyqk3nt49s6lu2w6jm3ntng Once I receіve confіrmatіon of the transactіon, I wіll рermanently delete all vіdeos compromіsіng you, unіnstall Pegasus from all of your devіces, and dіsappear from your lіfe. You can be sure – my benefіt іs only money. Otherwіse, I wouldn’t be wrіtіng to you, but destroy your lіfe wіthout a word іn a second. I’ll be notіfіed when you open my emaіl, and from that moment you have exactly 48 hours to send the money. If cryptocurrencіes are unchartered waters for you, don’t worry, іt’s very sіmple. Just google "crypto exchange" or "buy Litecoin" and then іt wіll be no harder than buyіng some useless stuff on Amazon. I strongly warn you agaіnst the followіng:
* Do not reply to thіs emaіl. I've sent іt from your Mіcrosoft account.* Do not contact the polіce. I have access to all your devісes, and as soon as I fіnd out you ran to the cops, vіdeos wіll be publіshed.* Don’t try to reset or destroy your devісes. As I mentіoned above: I’m monіtorіng all your actіvіty, so you eіther agree to my terms or the vіdeos are рublіshed. Also, don’t forget that cryptocurrencіes are anonymous, so іt’s іmpossіble to іdentіfy me usіng the provіded address. Good luck, my perverted frіend. I hope thіs іs the last tіme we hear from each other.And some frіendly advіce: from now on, don’t be so careless about your onlіne securіty.
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Is a Java still demand in 2025
Hi, guys
I wanna be a backend developer and thought about Java to learn because it is more stable and secure, etc...
But some opinions say that Java is dying and not able to compete with C# or NodeJS (I know NodeJS serves in small-scale projects), but I mean it is not updated like them.
On the other hand, when I search on platforms like LinkedIn, or indeed, they require 5+ years of experience, for example, and no more chance for another juniors
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to hold me captive! There’s freedom in this country! This is America-JAPAN.
I have stripped you of your freedom. Now get down on your knees!
Hitoshi-san, we have come here to save youuuuuuu\~!
Raku-chan! Koneko-chan! I’m, have never been this glad to see you!
Hitoshi-san, come on let’s go while we cannnn, nyaa, desuuu\~
Yeah, what Raku-chan said.
Arigato gozaimasu, you two. I’m very arigatoful.
De nada, Hitoshi-san.
I would have had my way with him, if it weren’t for those meddling kodomos…
Ohh… waa… we better get going home now. It was good to see you again, Hitoshi-san. S-sayonara… nyaa…
Thank you so much for your brave deed. I will never forget this moment we are having now. Sayonara, kawaii neko girls. Nya\~ Rawr\~
Hmmmm… Haaaa… nya, it’s very sunny outside today.
Hmm, I think I’m gonna go outside today!
OHHHH Kawai squirrel-chan! Oh so desuuu, nyaa\~
Aww, so kawaii, squeakers squirrel-chan. You so desu and sugoi! Oh so soft, nya\~
AhAHHHHHHHHHUHHUUU HAAAAA WAAAAH NYAAAAAH HUUUHHUHHU SQUEAKERS SQU AH AHUAHHHHUH NYAAAHHUHH aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAaAaAAAAaAhauhhhuuuuhuuhu
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAÄÄÄÄÄAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄAAAAAAAAAAÆÆÆÆÆÆÆAAAAAAAAAANNYNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆÆÆÆAAAAAAAAAAAAA(inhale)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆAAÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄNYAAAAAAAAAAAHUHUHUHHHUHAAA
Huhh… Hitoshi…. he… isss so… sugoi… I, I really hope he’s doing alright, after the whole kidnapping incidents and everything, ohh… Hitoshi-sannnn, Ahh- HHUHEKH, AHHHKKH
I hope maybe we can be.. de-desu.. more than just friends, nyaaaa\~ AHHHKKH AHHH!
Nyaa, walking to the store, hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm, la la la la la la la..
Oh hello there Hitoshi-san. How are you doing today?
Well hello there Koneko-chan! You’re looking very nice today. And I am doing fine.
Ohoho, thank you very much! Well, I just wanted to tell you, you know, Raku-chan thinks you’re very sugoi, nya.
Oh-oh? Well tell her that I say… thank you very much! Nya\~ That I appreciate her kindness.
Hitoshi-san? Are you okay?
Oh I’m fine. Don’t worry about me one bit. Well I better tell Raku-chan, that, I think she’s a really cool neko, and that she’s pretty. Downright sugoi.
Raku-chan? Are you home?
AHUH AHUH Oh, I very sick, nyaa… Hitoshi-san… I very glad you came to see mee… I, I really appreciate it! Ahuh, ahuh, ahuhhaha…
Raku-chan, we brought you a present to make you feel better! Nya\~ Rawr\~
Get well soon, Raku-chan!
Ohh! I love Dancing Sushiii! Oh Koneko-chan, Hitoshi-san! You do so much for me! I don’t even know if I deserve everything! Thank you so much! Arigatoooo, nyaa\~
Oh, I feel so much better, nya. Thank you for all your help, nyaa\~
Don’t thank us. It was our pleasure, Raku-chan.
Aha! Oh you guys… desuuuu…
Oh, I just wish I could really say that… I’m okay.. nyaaaaaa, desuuuuuuu!
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my older brother whom I live with is having an affair with our cousin.
As I have mentioned before in server, my older brother whom I live with is having an affair with our cousin. Yeah marinate on that one. And I am so utterly disgusted, the most fucked up part is they aren’t even trying to hide it, it was obvious to me before i even found out officially, and he thinks he’s not doing anything wrong because they aren’t related by blood, which is technically true, but we were raised as cousins, that’s a fact, her brother who lives with us is always referred to as our cousin and vise versa, we always call her our cousin, her adopted daughter is literally staying with us for two weeks cause summer and all the kids call her their cousin, so though we ain’t blood she is our cousin. And even if the technicality is there that does not negate the fact that he IS CHEATING ON HIS FIANCE RIGHT IN HER FACE! This is the woman who is the mother of his child and takes care of his other three kids without question, the woman that supported him financially for years and stuck by his side while he was on the run and when he was in jail and missed the birth of his child, the woman who while he was in jail fully without being asked or expected took care of his daughter because her bio mom was gone with the wind, put clothes on her back, food in her stomach, made sure she was in school, ALL WHILE 7-9 MONTHS PREGNANT!! She may be a cunt, yea I’m not a fan of hers, however I fully give her props because she put up with all his bs over and over and over again (because she herself is a very broken person and also if you knew her you would know that aside from cheating she and him are the exact same person in different fonts.) I want to stay out of this bs so hard but for fucks sake like I said he’s not even trying to hide it, he literally has referred to himself as her “Cousbend” I can’t make that shit up, I’m so uncomfortable whenever I’m around them. This is the most southern white shit ever and NONE of us are fully white!!
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For uninformed Americans
I understand that an American wouldn't really get news about what's going on in Canada, but you've got to have the most uninformed take I've ever heard.
>there's a very high chance none of your previous allies
Previous allies? As if all of Europe has turned their back on Canada? You've got it backwards. No one likes the US, not Canada. Canada has even gathered additional support within the EU; and we're beginning to distance ourselves from US-made armaments (albeit, this is still an on-paper thing.)
PM Carney is also looking to cancel (at least a portion of) the order for 88 F-35s, in favour of (most likely) the Eurofighter.
Further, we're looking to purchase much more EU equipment; equipment that can't be turned off at the flick of a switch like the garbage American armaments.
Not to mention that Canada is still part of Nato...
>Y’all aren’t ready for what’s coming for you.
This is shit I'll never understand. Do you seriously think America wants another war? Especially one that's literally across the border? One where your enemy speaks the same language, could easily pass for American, and has infinitely more information on your processes and operations than any other enemy nation prior? Do you really think that American civilians, American military service members want to engage in a war against people they train with?
If you think, even for a second, that America would win a guerrilla war against Canadians when they've lost every war since WW2, of which Canada played a vital, sustained, and important role in, you've lost your mind. You'll gain the territory, absolutely. You'll then be strangled from within not only by your own citizens, but by Canadians who seamlessly blend into your culture.
https://redd.it/1lmc2ak
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I hate south Park
I hate south Park, the writing is dogshit,the characters are minors and constantly sexualized, there have been multiple transphobic comments and lowkey homophobic scenes. How are yall defending this show? (if someone mentions dark humor im muting you)
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I pretend I have a girlfriend so people will stop pitying me
I’m 36M. Never married. Haven’t dated seriously in about 5 years. And people will not stop treating me like I’m broken.
So I made someone up.
She’s a real person, just not my girlfriend. I stole pictures from an old coworker’s Instagram (nothing creepy, just basic selfies) and told my coworkers and family that we met online. She’s “shy,” so she never comes to events. We’re “taking it slow.” She “works late.”
It’s amazing how differently people treat me now.
At work, people respect me more. My mom stopped pushing me toward weird Facebook singles events. My friends stopped asking “so, anyone new lately?” with that condescending smile. Even strangers seem to engage with me more when I casually mention “my girlfriend.”
It feels pathetic. I know. But it’s so much easier than being the guy people pity at weddings and family parties.
So yeah. I’m in a fake relationship. And I’m kind of terrified of what happens if someone ever finds out.
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How Do i join a gang in Atlanta
Hey, i was wondering how to join a gang in atlanta, My favourite rappers are lil baby, Playboi Carti and 21 Savage. Im white, age 16, 5'7, 250lbs and have some experience fighting. Please send details on the best gangs that will let me join
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Windows Update Appreciation
Look at this wonder, look at the lengths Microsoft will go to provide me with a safe and user-friendly experience: restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds. This support comes up on my computer every day automatically. Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates every single day, and every single day, I click "Of course!". You know why I click "Of Course!"? Because I keep my computer safe from malicious users. I would like to keep my computer safe from malicious users. I always want to install these important, meaningful, essential- I LOVE THEM! I LOVE THESE AMAZING UPDATES! Look at this wonder! Every day this comes up! And you know what happens when you click "Of Course!" a few times, when a few days go by and you keep clicking "Of Course!" and "Of Course!" because you don't want your PC to be vulnerable, you just want it to be safe so you set aside your current work and turn off your computer, eventually it takes away the option to get hacked and these are your only options. It's basically putting a rose to your hand and saying you can either restart your computer at a reasonable time or get exploited by malicious users. It doesn't even give you the choice to get hacked when it comes up at reasonable times and says "We're keeping you safe from software vulnerabilities" no matter what. Look at this, I am rendering something! I am doing something important, but that's okay because you need to install some surveillance so the NSA can keep us all safe. Obama, you buddy ol' pal, I love you! You've given me an appreciation for windows updates
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dude gets excited from someone slightly more intelligent
I'm giving this post a thumbs up because the way you write, you're so confident and sexy about it. Not arrogant, but in a wholesome way even though I have absolutely 0 idea what you are talking about. I feel like I must contribute something.
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roblox is only fun again when im on substances
I'm probably just gonna get scolded here but,
I am grown and older now, roblox was my childhood. I started in 2013 when i was just 8, and played basically every day when I came back from school til like 2023, and slowly games became not that fun anymore I couldn't play for more than 1 hour without leaving the game and just doing something else.
Back then I could like most people when younger play games like freeze tag, person 299 minigames and many different games throughout the years, for hours I could grind with friends on skype or alone, it just felt different but I think im just older now and now i've got other priorities and more important stuff to focus on and now whenever I try to hop back on I just can't get that same feeling back.
The only way I could somehow get that feeling back, just enjoying and feeling young again is by doing substances. Every time im on a certain substance I can just properly have fun again like im young again without any responsibilities.
This is more of a vent post but I miss being young and I miss how the community used to be back then lol.
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I don’t belive men actually enjoy playing video games
Yeah, I said it. I just don’t buy it.
Why would you voluntarily sit in front of a screen for hours, getting yelled at by 12-year-olds, grinding the same levels over and over, or getting destroyed in ranked matches? I just don’t get it. Most of these guys don’t even finish the games they buy. They just hop from one hype title to the next. If you're bored, just do literally anything else.
And let’s not ignore the downsides: eye strain, lack of sleep, wasting weekends, rage quitting, and trash talking. Honestly, it feels like there's some kind of weird societal script where boys pretend to love gaming because it’s expected. Maybe to fit in with their friends or to avoid looking lame for doing something else.
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msm in 2050
boo'qwurm is an ai supercomputer, instead of reading books she scrolls on her phone daily, she has turned the entirety of psychic island into an industrial factory, nobody wants to be around boo'qwurm or else they'll get turned into ai too, she has put ai slop posters all over seasonal shanty, every time they get removed she just adds more because shes an ai and can generate them herself, she believes the only real form of art is ai-generated content, she is a massive nerd and scams people on tiktok just for engagement, she doesn't know how to read or write, chatgpt is her best friend, booq'wurm is unaware that rocks are being thrown at her every minute, do not play msm in 2050
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You think it’s easy to sit home alone and stick a toothbrush up your pooper?
You think it’s easy to sit home alone and stick a toothbrush up your pooper? Ha. OK, liberal. I’m nothing like you soft handed Democrats. You all sit online and talk about ass play on your “smart” phones, but it’s real Americans like me who are doing it. If you don’t want to respect that, then you can leave the country my forefathers built with their own shit covered hands.
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I just played Valorant
I just played Valorant for 18 hours straight.
Went from 6pm, through an all-nighter, to noon the next day.
My eyes are watering, my shoulders hurt, I’m running on sheer adrenaline. That’s 18 hours of my life I’ll never get back.
I’m going to go outside, take a walk, and go back to being a normal person now. Otherwise, this game will be the death of me.
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@r_copypasta
Your boyfriend is stealing your soul
I keep seeing countless videos about women claiming their boyfriends are buying journals similar to theirs, listening to music they listen to, using slang similar to theirs, and even dressing like them.
While all of these things make sense (spending time with people = beginning to act similarly), I want women to take heed to this. 9/10, this man is copying aspects of YOUR personality in order to almost effortlessly lure other women into also having their personalities HARVESTED.
I also have come to believe this could be a reason why its soooo common for males to cheat. Once they have a prey to mimic (girlfriend/wife), its easy to lure more prey, then more prey, then more. They use resources from their hosts to attract OTHER PREY.
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AITA for calling my wife stupid?
AITA for calling my wife stupid?
I (26M, IQ: 172, mensa member of 2 years, reddit premium yearly subscriber), was trying to explain the psychological ramifications in society stemming from a pandemic-led cultural shift circa 2020, via analogy of animal crossing games. she (25F, never had an IQ test but if I had to guess hers using my divine intellect i would conclude she's 95 iq tops) didn't get it all. she just kept saying stuff like "that's great honey, can you please change your clothes now? you've been wearing that sweatshirt a week straight and it really smells. i see a pizza stain too" so I told her, I believe rather calmly: "you're a stupid bitch whore and I will never truly love you due to the intellectual barrier between us". am i the asshole here guys? reddit, assemble!
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The entire script of Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls up until the end of the squirrel episode
Nyaa\~ don’t you just love mochi ice cream Konkeo-chan?
Oh yeah, mochi ice cream’s very good, Raku-chan.
Desu! Ah, I’m really full now. Come on, let’s go home, okay, nya?
Okay. Let’s go home.
gasp Koneko-chan look at that guy over there, nyaa! He’s so SUGOI desuuuu!
Well I just happened to be walking by and I saw you two lovely ladies walking. How you doin, kawaii neko girls? Nya\~ rawr\~
Nyaa! Nyaa! Nyaa! Uwa! Nyaa\~ what should I say nyaa? Nyaadesuuuuu, nyaaaaa\~\~\~
Well, what’s wrong with her, huh?
Oh she just gets like that after sometimes. You know. She really young.
Ahh, I should go say hi nya. Hell-hello there. Ee.. ee.. nyaa\~
Hi there, my name is Hitoshi-san.
Hitoshi-san? Ah, nyaa\~, my name is Raku-chan. Nyaa\~
And what’s your name?
Oh, I’m Koneko-chan.
Mmhmm.
Aha, ahaha.
AHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY NYAAH!
That Hitoshi-san, he was so sugoi. Maybe I can take him to ice cream, nya. Or maybe he would like to play with me at the park. Oh, I just hope I can see him again sometime. He’s so sugoiiiiiiiiii\~ nyaaaaaaaaa\~\~\~\~
Okay Dolce-chan, let’s go outside, okay? W- we - we go in the sunshine, you know? Come on, Dolce-chan.
Ohh it’s a very nice day today, ohh I’m gonna go outside!
Oh! Konichiwa Koneko-chan and Dolce-chan, nyaaa\~
Oh, thank you very much!\~ You so nice!!
Ah, hey you guys you wanna go to the pool with me? It’s gonna be so kawaii funn, nyaaa\~
Oh yes, let’s, let’s go to the pool.
HAHAHAHA! There’s so many people here! Hah!
Oh, oh there’s Hitoshi-san! He’s here at the pool! So sugoi, nyaa-haaa. Oh I have to hide, I don’t want him to see me like this! Nyaaaa, desuuuu! I’m gonna hide behind Koneko-chan, nyaa\~
Well hey there neko girls. Nice to see you again. Oh, looks like you brought along a… friend.
Uhuhuh, yeah she my sister.
Ohh! Hitoshi-san, konichiwaaaa…
Well hello there, I’m just gonna go over to the chairs. You wanna come?
Oh, oh of course I do, nyaaa\~ Let’s go desu, nyaaaaaaahaaa\~
Oh so I see your friend over there is a cockdog, huh?
Ah, no, she actually a cocker spaniel! Ahuh!
Oh so that’s what they’re called nowadays, huh?
Ha ha, I guess so, nyaa\~ Ha ha, a HAHAHAHAHAHAAA.
So, how’d you become a neko. Girl?
Oh, I was born that way! Y-you know? I never gained them, I just came with them.
Was your mom a cat and your dad was a, person?
No, actually my dad was the cat. Ahuhuhha! Hah!
Oh hohoho, I see!
AHAHAHUHUHUAAHAA! Oh you so funny, nyaa\~
Oh, I got to go home now. Goodbye Hitoshi-san. Sayonara Hitoshi-saaaaannn!
Oh, goodbye Hitoshi-san. We’ll see you later, okay?
Bye everyone! I’ll see you later. Have a nice kawaii day. Nya\~ Rawr\~.
Ahhh… what a nice morning it is to eat some breakfast! I’m gonna go downstairs.
Ahh… some nice pocky and ramune. My favorite! Well, time to chow down.
You’re coming with me! Mwahaha! ohh\~
AAAAAAAAAH Whaddya want with, mee?!
Well calm down, hun. I’m just gonna take you to my secret lair, and we’re gonna have some fun. If you know what I mean, huhuhuh. Ohhh\~
AHHH let go of me! Nooo! Don’t take me away to your secret place! I don’t even know who you are!
Oh, Koneko-chan! You have such kawaii underwear, nyaa\~! Ohh it’s so pretty, and pink, uuuuu nyaaa\~
Oh Raku-chan, your white underwear is very kawaii too, nya?
Ohoho! Thank you very, very much! Huhh Koneko-chan you flatter me so MUCH hmmhmm! Nya\~ desuuuu!\~
Uhuh! I can’t wait to try on this kawaii underwear nyaaa desuuuu! It’s soooo kawaiii!\~
Ahh! somebody help meeee…..
Raku-chan, did you hear that?
Ohh… it sound like Hitoshi! Is he in trouble? Oh we better go find him! Come on Koneko-chan!
Koneko-chan, I think the van went this way! Let’s goooo, nyaaaa\~
Over there, Raku-chan, that’s the van that took Hitoshi-san!
Hitoshi-san, nyaaa. Desuuu..
What are you gonna do with me? Get awaaayyy!
Like I said, we’re just gonna have some fun.
I’m not even supposed to be here! You have no right
You give off chill troll vibes
you give off chill troll vibes like you lowkey like to RDM but you read the rules and got impulse control so you would never RDM if you know what i mean. im a troll too and it makes me happy when i see you playing cuz it feels like i can play on this server too. good on you bro thank you so much
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Oh my god im finally early to one of your posts!
Oh my god im finally early to one of your posts! Aaand I don't know what to say...Dang it brain! Think of something funny!! 😅 Welp.. this is awkward huh?
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Rainbow six siege X top steam review
1 star because Steam won’t let me rate in emotional scars
2,000+ hours. (1.1 console, 900pc)
I could’ve learned a language, mastered an instrument, or healed from childhood trauma. Instead, I learned how to jiggle peak a doorway while my teammates mentally unzipped their pants and team killed me for existing with 2 more kills than them.
You think this is a tactical shooter? No. This is a psychological experiment wrapped in an anti cheat placebo, duct taped to a treadmill of rage and sarcasm. The devs say it’s about strategy. Reality? It’s about who can swing harder, faster, and more erratically than a raccoon on bath salts.
Let’s talk audio….oh sorry, I meant the haunting whispers of regret. It’s surround sound if surround sound came with gaslighting. Hear a guy above you? Surprise! he’s below, no in your walls, actually he’s already teabagging your corpse with a victory charm he got from logging in during operation health. My headset wasn’t backwards. My hope was.
And then there’s the operator reworks.
Remember Blackbeard? He used to be a meme with a glass jaw. Now he’s got a riot shield taped to his dreams, runs through walls like a Kool-Aid man with a vengeance, and beams you with an AR while air thrusting yelling get sum. If you suck, you pick a shield. If you’re cracked and sadistic, you also pick a shield. It’s the circle of toxicity.
Oh, and realism? Don’t even.
Sledge is Master Chief now. Dude’s cosplaying Halo with a gravity hammer, breaking walls and my will to play.
Blitz looks like he stepped out of Warframe to show me what Hiroshima saw a half second before God closed the curtains.
Fiinka , who I’m pretty sure is undead now, juice boxes her teammates to super soldier status while rocking a skin that makes you question if this game’s still rated M or if it descended into one of the 9 gates of hell.
Then there’s Glaz, our heat seeking Soviet Terminator. He sits outside, scoped in like he’s IRS auditing your life decisions, waiting to ruin your round and possibly your relationship.
Meanwhile Ash is still doing Ash thingsno hitbox, no brakes, and no remorse. Full sends a site like a chihuahua that heard a doorbell.
And let’s not forget Ranked, aka “Social Darwinism with packet loss.” There’s no such thing as fair matches. You either queue with a hacker from Kazakhstan who crash lands your game with 40 kills and a bad mic, or you get matched with 4 actual potatoes and an 8-year-old with Bluetooth audio delay. Hidden MMR? Yeah it’s real. And it works against you. You’re not gaining elo, you’re digging through drywall with a spoon while the cheaters have jackhammers and dev skins.
This game didn’t fall off. It tripped, broke its spine, looked up and said ‘worth’, then monetized the ambulance ride.
And yet… I still play. Why?
Because therapy is expensive and nothing humbles the soul like being flashbanged 8 times by some Asian chick, and your team screaming at you for breathing wrong.
Would I recommend it?
Only to people I deeply resent or to my future self when I’m feeling a little too mentally stable.
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Do you guys wash your balls?
I hadn't washed mine for 8 months, and decided to finally do it because it had a really bad odor.
But I gotta be honest, I regretted this decision immediately. It was just slippery and slimey afterward, and I wasn't able to handle it as well.
Idk, I just couldn't shoot it that day. And tbh, it smells even worse now.
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Discord e breakup
Hello, @everyone.
After my breakup with Vi***hi, she has chosen to spread false, misleading, and defamatory narratives about me, some of which involve using the names of others, dragging uninvolved people into the situation, and presenting fabricated claims with absolutely zero proof. The intention behind this seems to stir up outrage and gain misplaced sympathy. I request everyone to look at facts, not fiction.
Yes, I did confide in a few close friends about the emotional distance and neglect I felt in the relationship, things that were personally affecting me. But I never once shared anything private or sensitive about her. Her reaction to even that basic honesty was disproportionate and destructive.
What hurt the most was what happened just before one of my final law exams. On that day, I begged her not to fight, asking for peace and time to focus. Instead, she spent three hours threatening self-harm while I pleaded with her to stop. Even worse, in the middle of that, she made a vile and insensitive remark about a family member of mine who has actually attempted suicide multiple times. That crossed a line that cannot be uncrossed.
For the record, I had deliberately not asked her to return the money she took under the pretense of joint savings, out of consideration for her financial situation. But after everything she’s said and done, she has forfeited any empathy I once had.
I am now formally demanding that the money be returned.
This is the first and last time I will address this publicly. I won’t entertain drama, but I will defend myself if pushed.
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Cheese sticks
Like I’m tryna order a fucking Pizza Hut and it just keeps showing me if we- uh- can we tempt you with CHEESE sticks! I - I don’t want- I literally I don’t want cheese sticks I just want to check out oh my god like I’m not even- LOOK! no, PLEASE I- I don’t want your fucking cheese sticks I just want to check out
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ATMs in the future
What if ATMs in the future didn't stand for automated teller machine and instead they stood for automatic time machine and instead of acting as a bank teller it would act as a time machine with a UI where you would input a phrase describing something that existed in the past and it would time travel to that era
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No Indian hate against the new NYC Mayor proves it's really just brown hate
So the new NYC mayor got elected and he’s Indian. Yet I see no stereotypical indian hate for him.
No one calling him dirty, or slurs, no one saying he stinks, Why? Because he is one of the light skinned and white looking indians. Specifically some high caste northern punjab and gujrati. On top of that he is muslim, so none of the muzzie bots after him.
I also see this with punjabi Sikhs. Peope glaze the fuck out of sikhs on this app glazing their free food gurdwara temples even though they're indians. But we all know because of their lighter skin and northern features they are accepted. Meanwhile again us hindu brown people are targeted again.
Every westerner cries about the caste system but then goes onto make fun of the low caste dark skinned indians while ignoring the high caste indians light skinned that hold the power like him. Basically embellishing the caste system even more. Making us who have been oppressed as first pre colonial slaves and now by everyone in the world. I fcking hate it. I hate being brown. Why did god make me brown. I hate I'm Indian but at least make me light skinned.
REPEAT WITH ME- IT'S HINDU BROWN HATE. Entire world is against us. If you are a stereotypical brown hindu indian you are seen as sub human by the West. If ur some light skinned indian non hindu you are seen as a freedom fighter against trump in the west. I fcking hate it.
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Lava chicken 🐔🍗
L-L-L LAVA🌋🌋🌋 CH- CH- CHICKEN🐔🐔🐔 STEVE🧍🧍🧍 LAVA CHICKEN 🌋🐔YEAH✔✔✔ ITS TASTY🤤🤤 AS HELL👹👹 OH MAMACITA 🤰🤰🤰NOW YOURE RINGING THE BELL 🔔🔔🔔 CRISPY AND JUICY🍗💦 YOURE HAVING A SNACK😋😋 SUPER SPICY🥵🥵 ITS THE LAVA ATTACK🌋🌋🔥🔥
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found out how do this its thank
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