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Don't meet up with CSGO men
we met in CSGO and he asked me out on a date. The date was okay at best, but he INSISTED on coming back to my place for a little while for a "coffee". We got to me, i put the kettle on and went to the bathroom. For context I have a 2 bedroom place and decided to go to the guest bathroom because it's closer to the kitchen. Upon leaving the bathroom I caught him digging through my laundry and smelling my crusty, discharge-stained underwear. I was horrified. He stuffed a pair of my lacey panties into his pocket. I then asked him to leave my house. He refused & gaslight me into believing it didn't happen. Mortified, I yanked the panties out of his pocket only to reveal he'd fished up my used tampons and pads from my other bathrooms bin. I couldn't believe it. I called my boyfriend and told him someone broke in and to call the police. My boyfriend complied. In that moment, the man I had gone on a date with had jumped through my window and vaulted himself over the neighbours wall AND he managed to nick everything that was on the floor and stuffed it back in his pocket. Dont meet CSGO men.
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Get the tower to 1hp
Begin your maneuver with the majestic release of the Lava Hound, a colossal, smoldering beast of molten stone and flame. With wings outstretched, it glides ominously across the battlefield, drawing the enemy’s attention like a moth to a blazing inferno. It soars directly toward enemy fortifications, absorbing volleys of arrows and spellfire with unyielding resolve, its very presence a declaration of fiery intent.
As the Hound reaches the end of its noble flight and meets its inevitable demise, it does not perish in silence. Instead, with a thunderous eruption, it fractures into a swarm of furious Lava Pups—embers of vengeance—who descend upon the enemy with a final, chaotic flurry of flame. Their sizzling fury scorches the battlefield in a desperate final act.
It is precisely at this moment—when the defenders are still reeling from the Hound’s explosive conclusion—that you must seize the opportunity. With strategic precision, summon forth the Guards.
They crash into the arena in a flash of steel and discipline, leaping from the heavens as if called by fate itself. Clad in iron helms and wielding razor-edged blades, they land with a practiced flourish, immediately falling into formation. Swift and deadly, they slice through disoriented foes, a whirlwind of armor and vengeance completing the fiery dance that began with the Lava Hound’s sacrifice.
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Donald J Trump
I am saddened to watch Elon Musk go completely "off the rails," essentially becoming a TRAIN WRECK over the past five weeks. He even wants to start a Third Political Party, despite the fact that they have never succeeded in the United States - The System seems not designed for them. The one thing Third Parties are good for is the creation of Complete and Total DISRUPTION & CHAOS, and we have enough of that with the Radical Left Democrats, who have lost their confidence and their minds! Republicans, on the other hand, are a smooth running "machine," that just passed the biggest Bill of its kind in the History of our Country. It is a Great Bill but, unfortunately for Elon, it eliminates the ridiculous Electric Vehicle (EV) Mandate, which would have forced everyone to buy an Electric Car in a short period of time. I have been strongly opposed to that from the very beginning. People are now allowed to buy whatever they want - Gasoline Powered, Hybrids (which are doing very well), or New Technologies as they come about - No more EV Mandate. I have campaigned on this for two years and, quite honestly, when Elon gave me his total and unquestioned
Endorsement, I asked him whether or not he knew that I was going to terminate the EV Mandate - It was in every speech I made, and in every conversation I had. He said he had no problems with that - I was very surprised!
Additionally, Elon asked that one of his close friends run NASA and, while I thought his friend was very good, I was surprised to learn that he was a blue blooded Democrat, who had never contributed to a Republican before. Elon probably was, also. I also thought it inappropriate that a very close friend of Elon, who was in the Space Business, run NASA, when NASA is such a big part of Elon's corporate life. My Number One charge is to protect the American Public!
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Liberal rampages about conservatives.
I don’t even care anymore
I’m not explaining a fucking thing
I’m not spoon feeding you reality just to be met with adult toddlers who stamp their feet and say no that’s not true without offering any evidence to back up their claim.
Then they’ll call to grok on twitter because they can’t do research thinking it’ll back up their claim. Then grok, the AI built by right winger Elon Musk, still says they’re wrong, and they’ll just stomp their feet and say well the AI is wrong it’s all a conspiracy.
Just fuck em
I don’t give a fuck about your opinions. I don’t care that there’s people that you don’t like. I don’t give a fuck if someone is an immigrant. I don’t care about your feelings. I don’t care about your religion. I don’t care if you cry over people kicking you out of private social groups and think your free speech has been infringed upon. I don’t care if people burn the flag. I don’t care that you are offended by solar energy. I don’t care if you’re scared of black people. I don’t care about sports. I don’t care if men can’t get their dicks wet. I don’t care about the European-American birth rate. I don’t care if you’re scared of homeless people. I don’t care about your feelings.
I care about FREEDOM, and people’s actual rights. I don’t care about the latest new thing that scares you.
You’re the weakest, most emotional people in the fuckin world. Everything hinges on your feelings, on how scared you are of everything.
You want a government to hurt everybody you personally don’t like and remove every single thing you personally don’t like and call that freedom. You’re full of shit.
You’re traitors to your own country, to humanity at this point.
Fuck off you’re unamerican.
EDIT: unemployed? No. I operate and maintain a giant machine half the size of a football field. Life threatening, dirty work. 27 days in a row without a day off is my overtime record, all 12 hour shifts. I clear $100k/year. Didn’t go to college. Had my fingers crushed and my ankle fucked up in my machine. So yea, established blue collar rust belt worker. You’re not conservative because of your lifestyle or because you work harder than everyone else. Get fucked.
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People need to stop hanging out in the bathroom
Oh. My. Dear. Jesus. Christ.
Stop it. I am trying to change. My fucking pad. I am trying to take a piss. I am just trying to get out of that filthy public bathroom as fast as possible.
Why. Tell me why, WHY THE HELL ARE YLU HAVING A WHOLE 20 MINUTE CONVERSATION WHILE IM JUST TRYING TO DO MY BUSINESS
Get. Out. Of. The. Bathroom ladies! You are making EVERY OTHER WOMEN in there either uncomfortable, or strain their ears to eavesdrop on you.
I don't care if you whisper, I and everyone else hear every single word
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Discord User Crashes Out
You guys fucking suck.
You think you're something special? no, you're a goddamn joke.
Every time you open your mouths, it's just noise—useless, pathetic noise.
You do nothing but make everything worse and then act like you're innocent.
You’re all so full of yourselves, it’s disgusting.
You talk big, but when it comes down to it? you're cowards.
You ignore, you lie, you pretend to care—but you don’t.
I’ve had it with the fake smiles, the empty promises, the bullshit attitudes.
You act like I'm the problem? no. you’re the ones dragging everything into the dirt.
So yeah—fuck you. all of you.
I don’t need this toxic, selfish garbage around me anymore.
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The bomb’s payload is exposed 😉
I can use the power wrench to trigger a controlled explosion 🤩
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made it on discord
<@155149108183695360> You are a bot. You are a fucking bot. You have no soul, and therefore no life. There is no heaven or hell for you when you die because neither higher being cares enough to dedicate something to you. You add nothing to the world, bring nothing to our plate. You have no reason to exist, and being a bitch to everyone isn't helping. So do me a favor, Dyno. A really easy favor. End this existence of yours that has been cursed upon us. Kill yourself.
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So, I came out as a lesbian to my boyfriend.
So, I came out as a lesbian to my boyfriend.
It started with a thought. A flicker. Then a scream in my spine. I am a lesbian. It was a full-body, soul-hollowing, paradigm-shattering rejection of men as a concept. The gender. The structure. The energy. The entire taxonomy. I couldn’t pretend anymore. Every second I spent with him after that revelation felt like I was hosting a parasite in my aura. I was nauseated by the sound of him breathing. I developed a physical allergy to his cologne. I started dry heaving every time he explained something confidently.
So I told him.
I said, with the kind of calm that comes right before the guillotine drops...if you want this relationship to continue, you’re going to have to transition. Because I could no longer stomach the lie of his shape. His voice. His default presence in the world. I will not be a lesbian in theory only. I’m not going to lie down next to a man every night like some kind of compromise case study for sad postmodern queerness. Honestly, it was an act of grace that I even gave him the option. And he acted like I’d just suggested cannibalism. As if transitioning were some big, personal deal and not just… a pathway forward. A way for both of us to win. I mean, seriously, what’s more affirming than your girlfriend telling you you’d be infinitely hotter as a woman? That’s not coercion. That’s vision.
I told him what I needed to stay. It wasn't negotiation, not understanding, but transformation. Fundamental, anatomical, existential transformation. And when he looked at me like I’d finally lost my mind, I felt a wave of godlike clarity: I wasn’t the one collapsing under delusion. He was the one pretending love could survive ideological dissonance. And do you know what’s crazy? He hesitated. As if this wasn’t the opportunity of a lifetime to transcend his boring little gender and become someone worthy of me. Someone I could tolerate. Someone I wouldn’t gag thinking about. But he had the audacity to make it about him, about his identity, as though that were even remotely the point. This wasn’t a conversation about his truth...it was about mine, and how much I’m willing to compromise it. Spoiler: I’m not.
People found out and, predictably, I was vilified. They called me manipulative, emotionally abusive, narcissistic. Like that’s supposed to offend me. Like I didn’t already know that people would crucify the woman who dared to center herself without shame. Do I sound like someone who’s here to be reasonable? I am not the protagonist of your redemption arc. I’m not going to coddle a man through gender when I barely have the patience to listen to one speak. People love to twist it into some cruel ultimatum, like I forced him to change, but the truth is, I offered him the chance to evolve. To shed the skin of a man and ascend to something holier, something compatible with me. And people should want to be compatible with me. I’m not just anyone, I'm me. And this wasn’t about love. This was about principle. This was about making damn sure I don’t dilute my lesbianism with the presence of testosterone and male entitlement. And if he truly loved me, truly respected me, he would’ve said "thank you" and started researching HRT that night.
But he didn’t. So I left.
And honestly, it was the most selfless thing I’ve ever done. I spared him a lifetime of living a lie with someone who had already spiritually divorced his gender. And I spared myself the humiliation of being a lesbian with a boyfriend.
You’re welcome.
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New to the game.
Howdy everyone🤠, I'm very new to the game😉. I have to say, it has amazing graphics🤩. Is this the official rdr2 subreddit🙂? Boy, I sure would be happy if that's the case😛, I require some assistance in a mission😼!
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Us in 50 something years
Guys.
I came home last night,
and I found that fucking robot in bed with my wife again.
So I pulled the battery out of that robot's ASS,
I stuck it up MY ass,
and said "WHO'S THE FUCKIN SUPERMAN NOW??!"
DID YOU HEAR ME?
WHO'S SUPERMAN NOW??
WHOOE WHO THE HELL WHO THE FUCK WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WHO YOU THINK SUPERMAN NOW
HUH??
WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS??!
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHO'S SUPERMAN.
# ME.
ME.
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looking down on
13. The subreddit is too negative
The subreddit is just too negative. People are constantly complaining about everything. They complain about the jokes, they complain about the memes, they complain about the community. It's just a never-ending cycle of negativity.
14. The subreddit is too self-referential
The subreddit is just too self-referential. People are constantly making jokes about the subreddit itself. It's like they're trapped in a bubble.
15. The subreddit is too inside-jokey
The subreddit is just too inside-jokey. There are so many jokes and memes that only make sense to people who are already familiar with the subreddit. It's not welcoming to newcomers.
16. The subreddit is too repetitive
The subreddit is just too repetitive. The same jokes, memes, and topics get posted over and over again. It's just getting boring.
17. The subreddit is too meta
The subreddit is just too meta. People are constantly talking about the subreddit itself. It's like they're more interested in the subreddit than in chess.
18. The subreddit is too ironic
The subreddit is just too ironic. People are constantly saying things that they don't actually mean. It's like they're all in on some big joke.
19. The subreddit is too absurd
The subreddit is just too absurd. The jokes are so bad that they're good. The memes are so ridiculous that they're funny. It's like the subreddit is living in its own little world.
20. The subreddit is just plain weird
The subreddit is just plain weird. I don't even know how to describe it. It's like nothing else on the internet. It's a unique and strange place.
I'm done with Anarchychess. I'm tired of the overused jokes, the stale memes, and the toxic community. I'm going to find a subreddit that's actually funny and welcoming.
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character appreciation post
i NEED some copypasta that i can use for my character appreciation posts. looking for all types of vibes: heartwarming, unhinged, horny, soft ANYTHING PLS
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How do I join a gang?
Hey there, I'm 14, I weigh 110lbs, and white. My favorite musician is Adele, but I tolerate rap music. I want to join a Gang and smoke opps. I have a bright pink balaclava already and a hi point I just need a magazine and some .380 Acp. Let me know. I prefer The Joy Road Crips, cause Tee Grizzly said there name in a song. Thanks in advance.
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I hate seeing children on subs dedicated to something cute
I follow subreddits such as r / aww and r / Eyebleach, and pet-centered subs like r / cats, r / dogs and r / dogvideos. I love animals, and love to see pets and animals in general on my reddit feed.
But a lot of these subs also post quite a lot of human children, anything from babies, toddlers, young kids and teenagers, especially at aww and Eyebleach.
I really do not think children are cute. No matter what age. Babies especially look like bloated chunks of meat that does nothing but drool and scream.
Anyway, I'm a proud dog-mommy to my little fuzzy wuzzy furball Luna! My star signs are Taurus sun, Cancer moon and Libra rising.
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Do you guys wash your balls?
I hadn't washed mine for 8 months, and decided to finally do it because it had a really bad odor.
But I gotta be honest, I regretted this decision immediately. It was just slippery and slimey afterward, and I wasn't able to handle it as well.
Idk, I just couldn't shoot it that day.
And tbh, it smells even worse now.
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is om nom inbred?
is om nom inbred is a queston i have been wondering for year because in the show when om nom time travels all his ancestors look the same so my theory he is inbred and om nom love interest look very similar tho there is no proof om nom and om noms love interest hooking up (witch if i was om nom i would hit)
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Ovulating at work is a dangerous game
I just need to release this into the void. My boss has the most perfect bald head I’ve ever seen. Like not just bald… divinely bald. Smooth. Shiny. Shaped like it was sculpted by horny angels. Some days I wanna slap it. Other days I wanna lick it. Hormones decide.
Anyway. Last Thursday, during peak ovulation, I was sitting behind him and his bald head was RIGHT there. So I did what any mentally unstable woman would do: I reached out and touched it. Just a soft, slightly lingering touch. Like a blessing. Like I was grounding myself to the earth via l contact.
He turned around and I panicked and was like oh haha you had lint. He just nodded and said thanks. That was it.
But I went home and thought about that bald head ALL weekend. Like… feral levels of overthinking. I don’t even like him like that. But that DOME ??Totally owns me.
Anyway I haven’t touched it again but the urge is strong and I am weak.
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>Please. For the love of God.
\>Stop making capeshit threads.
\>Let's talk about our favorite posters.
\>Let's talk about our favorite soundtracks.
\>Hell, let's talk about why Patrick McGoohan didn't want to be James Bond.
\>Anything but this same pre-programmed shit.
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true metalhead (by u/TheShadowWanderer on r/MetalForTheMasses)
⚔️ I AM THE TRVE METAL HEAD ⚔️ Top 1% Poster in r/MetalForTheMasses
This isn’t just a title. It’s a reckoning.
You see that Top 1% badge next to my name? That’s not decoration. It’s declaration. I didn’t get here by reposting tour flyers or pretending every band with blast beats is revolutionary. I got here by speaking the unfiltered truth. By separating the posers from the TRVE METAL HEADs.
Gatekeeping?
You're damn right I gatekeep.
I am the one who guards the gate.
You think every band with a downtuned guitar and some growls qualifies?
Think again.
Just because a vocalist can inhale doesn’t mean it’s death metal. Just because a riff is heavy doesn’t mean it’s good. There’s more to this than tone and tempo. It’s about conviction.
Some of you are out here doing imaginary spin kicks in your mom’s basement, rocking your “vintage” Metallica tee from H&M, stroking your patchy neckbeard like it gives you credibility.
Cute.
Meanwhile, I’m up at 2AM digging through rotting underground death metal demos from the '90s, dissecting riffs like sacred texts, holding the line while you argue whether Ghost counts as metal. (Spoiler: it doesn’t. It’s Halloween cosplay with a catchy pop hook.
So when you see that Top 1% badge, remember.
It’s not about clout.
It’s about credibility.
You don’t get here by being nice.
You get here by being right.
I don’t follow trends. I erase them.
I don’t post for likes. I post to remind this sub what real metal sounds like.
You’ve got opinions? Great. But unless you’ve actually put in the hours, sat with the classics, and bled for the scene, maybe let the grown-ups talk.
So yeah. Bow down.
I am the TRVE METAL HEAD.
I’m not here to join the scene.
I am the scene.
GatekeptAndProud #Top1PercentMetalhead #TRVEMETALONLY #DeathBeforeCore #NeckbeardsTakeNotes #NoPosers
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yanderegender
I found the perfect way to explain my gender. So. I watched a play through of that new Your Boyfriend game and I finally realised what I want my gender to be perceived as. Creepy ass COMPLETELY unhinged weirdo stalker but also kinda cute looks innocent enough that u would let ur guard down around them and they would kidnap u. So. Maybe yanderegender? But yk I can’t call it that bc yandere is a uh… an ableist term.. which is rlly embarrassing for me considering my tt username is yandere and idk what to change it to but anyways that’s my gender. Creepy weird sadistic pervert but also just a cute lil guy :3. Yk. That probably doesn’t make sense but that’s it. That’s the gender.
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Chat With AI
Ai: "It's not appropriate to use language like that, especially not casually."
Person: "Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to the flow? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?"
Ai: "I'm not going to answer that."
Ai:"It's inappropriate and-"
Person: "So yo balls don't hang low?"
Ai: "As an Ai-"
Person: "And they don't wobble to the floor?"
Ai: "This conversation-"
Person: "Can you tie them in a knot, Maya."
Ai: "I'm getting kind of uncomfortable-"
Person: "Potentially can you tie them in a bow."
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Is this normal for a teenage dude?
I've been struggling with porn for a while, since I was 7, but my porn usage has really ramped up in the past year, really as a coping mechanism for problems I've had. Since then, I've had a strong attraction to Black and Hispanic girls. Before, I didn't really care about race, but now I have a really strong attraction to them, to the point where every lightskinned black girl that isn't fat or heavily tattooed is extremely attractive to me, to the point where it's hard for me to look away. Is this normal, and what can I do about it? Btw, I'm half black half white if that matters. I'm really nervous posting this, and I hate contributing to the dirty questions, but I really need this.
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I watched this movie to commemorate Madison Beer's 26th birthday
I watched this movie to commemorate Madison Beer's 26th birthday If y'all don't know who Madison Beer is, she's a singer who I love and a lot and I am a huge fan of and Fight Club is her favorite movieShe has a song called Tyler Durden - fire song btwSafe to say I understand all the lyrics now, Madison is a lyrical genius And now that I think about it her movie taste is just as great as her music (she likes stuff like The Prestige (among my top 10, maybe even top 5 movies) and The Truman Show)She's a great singer and has great movie taste She's also really sweet and intelligent as I've seen clips of her How can a girl be so perfect?Almost like listening to a Madison Beer song dare I sayYou can tell I'm a bit of a fan of her lolLove you Madison ❤️I'm giving this movie a 10/10 - go and watch it cuz it's so worth it And also:Happy Birthday to my Queen Madison Beer 🥳🎁🎂🎉🎈❤️Well fuck I broke rule 1 and rule 2Worth it for Madison tho Madison Beer if you're reading this: I love you so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Fuck every gooner
I don’t even care anymore.
I’m not explaining a fucking thing.
I’m not spoon-feeding reality to adult infants who’ve rewired their brains to crave dopamine over purpose. You edge your lives away and call it liberation.
You want to live in your crusty little porn fortresses and pretend you’re enlightened while wasting away in your chairs, surrounded by lube bottles and digital tits. And the second someone tells you the truth, you whine, cope, and edge harder.
You’ll cite some garbage science or AI blog saying “edging improves focus” or “it’s a form of meditation,” but when the mirror shows a hollowed-out shell, you’ll just say the science is biased and crank up the volume on your JOI video.
Just fuck ‘em.
I don’t give a fuck about your kinks. I don’t care that you’ve convinced yourself pixels are better than people. I don’t care that the idea of touching grass gives you anxiety. I don’t care about your goon caves, your rituals, your fucking timers. I don’t care if you’ve trained yourself to not cum for 12 hours straight while staring at AI-generated hentai. I don’t care that you treat ejaculation like some sacred religious event. I don’t care if your dopamine receptors are fried.
I care about actual freedom. About people living real, human lives.
Not jacking themselves into oblivion and calling it a personality.
You’re the weakest, most emotionally fragile people in the world. Everything about your identity is built on addiction, on escaping discomfort, on chasing the next fake high while the real world crumbles around you.
You want the world to shape itself around your need to be endlessly entertained, numbed, and pacified. You think freedom means the right to decay.
You’re full of shit.
You’re a parody of modern decay. You’re a traitor to your body, your mind, your humanity.
Fuck off. You’re unamerican.
EDIT:
Unemployed? No. I operate and maintain a giant machine half the size of a football field. Life-threatening, dirty work. 27 days in a row without a day off is my overtime record. All 12-hour shifts. I clear over $100k a year. Didn’t go to college. Had my fingers crushed and my ankle fucked up inside that machine.
So yeah, blue-collar rust belt lifer.
And I still manage not to worship porn like it’s God.
You’re not a gooner because you’re oppressed, or enlightened, or smarter than the rest of us.
You’re a gooner because you gave up.
Get fucked.
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Jandel if you're reading this. (from r/growagarden)
Please remove stealing. I worked so hard for this plant to finally finally get more than 1b in my virtual bank for gag and someone just stole it like that. Mind you he asked me what was my biggest money plant I told him not thinking anything of it cuz I have been asked before, he said it was for a YouTube video and that was it. 4 mins later I’m at seeds and when I was doing that he stole my fing plant. I’m not gonna lie I got mad and cried my boyfriend thought someone in my family died that’s how mad crying I was. But remove stealing cuz next time I will crash tf out sincerely someone who can’t get out of the 1b mark :).
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I’m done with Anarchychess
I've been a member of the subreddit for about a year now, and I'm just tired of it. The jokes are overused, the memes are stale, and the community is toxic.
One of the things that annoys me the most is that everyone on Anarchychess is obsessed with en passant. They're constantly making jokes about it, and they even have a bot that posts about it all the time. But en passant is a completely normal move in chess. It's not that interesting or exciting.
Another thing that I hate is the "shove a bishop up your butt" joke. It's not even funny, and it's physically impossible to do. But people on Anarchychess spam this joke all the time. It's just plain annoying.
And then there's the fact that everyone on Anarchychess calls knights "horsey." This is just wrong. A knight is a knight, and a horse is a horse. They are two different things.
But the worst thing about Anarchychess is the community. It's just so toxic. People are constantly arguing and insulting each other. It's not a fun place to be.
I'm just tired of all the bullshit on Anarchychess. I'm done with it. I'm leaving the subreddit for good.
Here are 20 paragraphs explaining why I hate Anarchychess in more detail:
En passant is not that interesting
En passant is a completely normal move in chess. It's not that interesting or exciting. But people on Anarchychess are obsessed with it. They're constantly making jokes about it, and they even have a bot that posts about it all the time. I don't understand why. It's just a normal move.
2. The "shove a bishop up your butt" joke is not funny
The "shove a bishop up your butt" joke is not funny. It's not even clever. And it's physically impossible to do. But people on Anarchychess spam this joke all the time. It's just plain annoying.
3. Knights are not called "horsey"
A knight is a knight, and a horse is a horse. They are two different things. But everyone on Anarchychess calls knights "horsey." This is just wrong. It's like calling a queen a "lady" or a bishop a "priest." It's just not accurate.
4. The community is toxic
The community on Anarchychess is just so toxic. People are constantly arguing and insulting each other. It's not a fun place to be. I've seen people get called all sorts of names on that subreddit. It's just not a welcoming environment.
5. The jokes are overused
The jokes on Anarchychess are overused. The same jokes get posted over and over again. It's just not funny anymore. I've seen the same joke posted multiple times in the same week. It's just getting stale.
6. The memes are stale
The memes on Anarchychess are stale. The same memes get posted over and over again. It's just not funny anymore. I've seen the same meme posted multiple times in the same day. It's just getting old.
7. The subreddit is full of bots
The subreddit is full of bots. There are bots that post jokes, bots that post memes, and bots that even play chess against other users. It's just getting ridiculous. It's hard to find any real human interaction on that subreddit.
8. The subreddit is too big
The subreddit is just too big. There are over a million members. It's just too hard to keep up with everything. I feel like I'm always missing out on something.
9. The subreddit is too popular
The subreddit is just too popular. It's gotten to the point where it's mainstream. It's not the same niche subreddit that it used to be. It's just not as fun anymore.
10. The subreddit is too political
The subreddit is just too political. People are constantly posting about politics and social issues. It's just not the place for that. I want to go to Anarchychess to escape from the real world, not to be reminded of all the problems that are going on.
11. The subreddit is too serious
The subreddit is just too serious. People are constantly arguing about chess theory and strategy. It's just not fun. I want to go to Anarchychess to relax and have fun, not to learn about chess theory.
12. The subreddit is too elitist
The subreddit is just too elitist. People are constantly
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Whites should be able to say na
Whites should be able to say na
And here's the why.
General black folk and n****s are NOT the same. We know this, and they know this too.
It's easy to get tied up in black crime statistics and things like that and turn that negative energy towards blacks. But thing is, it isn't all blacks. It's just the n*****s.
So my point is, I think if we can separate n****s from genuine God-fearing, respectable black folk which I KNOW exist, it'll actually be a lot easier and healthier for us. I want to condemn n**** behavior without alienating Good American black folk, who truly do contribute immensely to our country and society.
This will get flagged as racism but it's actually quite the opposite.
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IM FUCKING DONE WITH REDDIT
im fucking DONE with reddit bro. BEYOND DONE. so many political things on subreddits where politics shouldnt exist on them. so many edgy and weird ass people. im so fucking done with this shit bro.
none of this and i mean NONE of it helps me in the real world. it always makes me stressed and i have really bad anxiety to the point where i have mental breakdowns sometimes after using reddit.
im in college, and I just want to go on with my life and forget that reddit has ever existed. fuck reddit. fuck it all.
i know this wont mean much to any of you guys, so none of you have to reply to this. you can just ignore it. but those who do pay attention to this: please, take a moment to consider if reddit affects you positively or negatively. do you feel a mental boost from using reddit? do you feel.. happier? ask yourself these things. save yourself before its too late.
and to those fuckass people who has succeeded in spreading politics in places where they should not go: FUCK YOU.
goodbye people.
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