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Father's Day copypasta for the he/him lesbians
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY to the he/him lesbians who wear the strap like it's a second spine 😩🍆 you didn't CHOOSE the daddy lifestyle, the daddy lifestyle CHOSE YOU 😤🫡 and frankly?? we're all better for it 😌🙏
shoutout to the soft masc dykes who whisper "good girl" while rearranging your guts like they’re alphabetizing the bookshelf they built you the week before 📚📐🛠️shoutout to the stone butches who say “come sit on daddy’s lap” and then don’t let you off it for 3-5 business days 🫠📆🍑shoutout to the he/him lesbians who make her cum and then go fix her sink like some kind of goddamn domestic sex cryptid 😩🧰💦
UR GENDER?? is wearing a backwards hat while choking me lovingly in a target parking lot 💋🧢UR VIBE?? is texting “what’s wrong?” and then railing me like it’s a form of therapy 🛏️📈UR PRONOUNS?? he/him/hold her legs open 😭🫦
yes king 😭 ur the reason why “who’s your daddy?” is a question AND a spiritual awakeningyes king 👑 ur girl moans like a tumblr audio post from 2012yes king 😩 ur strap has a name and a 401k
DO 👏 NOT 👏 TOUCH 👏 HIS 👏 TOOLS 🧰 UNLESS YOU’RE READY TO BE TOOLED 😮💨🧎♀️
if you get this post, congratulations: ur gay. ur valid. ur gonna get ruined by a dyke in a tank top tonight 🌌🔩🫦send this to 8️⃣ fellow daddy dyke bitches who could rearrange your organs with one raised eyebrow 🥴🪞 or else ur gonna have to call him “sir” with NO AFTERCARE 😭💀
hi gay. hi gender. hi horny. i’m dad. 😏🔧🩵
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I sharted first time in my life yo (from r/confessions)
It was morning and I always take morning shits even before eating, but it’s not the end. always after breakfast I need to shit too. I’m a part time shitter. So the first thing I ate for breakfast is a Pear because I usually don’t have appetite for anything else. It was Ok. Then I had boiled egg. I hate boiled eggs so much but I force myself to eat them. It hasn’t been 10 minutes, I start driving to the barn. I was going to ride a horse. So I’m driving the car and I’ve been feeling this Totally Real Not A Shart Fart coming. I just let it out! but Then I hear a sound like that one fart audio where a guy goes like “happy birthday ah, happy birthday. Birthday fartttt.. pbtbptbt”. It happened so fast I didn’t process what had had just happened. Like, what the shit am I supposed to do now??? Luckily I was wearing a pad because Im on my period But it Still lowkey LEAKED through. It saved most of the shit tho, and I just ran to the toilet to cover up the Awful Smell and to avoid another surprise if I feel it coming. It was water . Such a graphic description but yall it’s so funny. I never knew that sharting was like that, I always thought that it’s a joke….
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This subreddit is trash
This subreddit is trash man
Like, I’ve been around for a few months, not super involved or anything, but holy cow this place is utter trash. The worst fucking thing I have ever seen. It’s full of people throwing characters together to make those edits of. There’s not a single thing that is worth saving in this place. This shit is worse than any jojo sub.
This is the bottom of the barrel, more annoying and incompetent than the worst of the Mha fandom. I hate you all, your just a bunch of gooners who can’t keep it in their pants or learn to post on actual nsfw sub reddits.
And the jokes, don’t get me started on these., you people think it’s hilarious to give any character a :3 face and make them hold a png of an apple. And the one person who finds those panels of Yoru and Asa and edits words onto them, holy cow shut up. You add literally nothing to any conversation whatsoever, your useless, you do literally zero things. Ever.
I would rather listen to a Charlie Kirk vs Jordan Peterson joi than to consul any thing else that you people try to cook, your a bunch of incompetent roaches, you make me ashamed to be a chainsaw man fan. You lot are a bunch of little shits who cried when their mommy didn’t come back for milk and didn’t grow up, so you turn to the nearest fictional woman above the age of 27 and make it your entire personality.
Your ships are complete trash, I don’t care if your just having fun it makes me so uncomfortable seeing more Makima x denji, Asa x Makima, Yoru x denji. Your just a bunch of motherfuckers who can’t read and pretend to understand anything that happens just to crop them out and make minor X manipulative milf ships.
I hope you all get past your mommy issues instead of continuing. I really hate this subreddit, I want to express that form the bottom of my heart.
You guys can’t be happy for anything. Unless it’s part 1, you people are dunking and shitting all over part 2. While I prefer part 1, it’s not bad. You just hop on a band wagon and pretend to be intellectuals.
If I see one more emoticon I’m going to fuck that person like it’s a fleshlight and send whatever comes out to their parents in a little bow tie. You guys haven’t even reached a 2nd grade reading level, your all so worried about how to misinterpret characters, i would rather have a discussion with a jjk TikTok reading powrscaler than to consume anything else this pig pen of an internet space tries to make.
To the few people that are actually cool, like the people who color those manga panels and actually speculate about what’s happening in the story, I hope that you all realize what’s around you and call a exterminator. The few diamonds in the rough are covered by cow manure and sewage dump.
And back to the people who make those ships, I hope you die actually. I hope you get run over and your neck snaps. Your a bunch of gross ingrates who get off on watching someone get groomed.
I needed to get this off my chest before I mute this and move on with my life. I wish you all a goodmorning, afternoon, and good night.
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(from https://steamcommunity.com/app/220/discussions/0/597402492208176129/) I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE BARNACLES
barnacles are the most disgusting creatures I have ever seen while gaming. When they grab you with their disgusting tongue/saliva and you have to whack them with the crowbar, they puke all their organs out on you and die. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate them. they are DISGUSTING. they make me want to puke. they make disgusting noises and puke out all their organs when they die. I wish they never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ existed and I feel filthy after they die and puke their organs out on me. Why, Valve? Why did you subject me to this? I hope Valve removes barnacles in the next update, because they're just useless and disgusting creatures. They have no purpose other than to instill a deep sense of disgust in you while you play.
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grw a grdn
I honestly fucking hate Gr\w a G*rdn, what the fuck do you even do in that game?? I tried it out thinking nah maybe it will be kinda fun but NO its so fucking terrible its like the game has some sort of dark fucking magic brainwashing and hypnotizing people into pressing the play button into that deadass game. All you fucking do is grab a seed plant it water and wait for it to fucking grow. That's literally it. It pissed me off so much what the actual FUCK is wrong with the people who play it, they recommend it to me saying "you should try Gr\w a G*rd*n! It's so fun!" FUN? are you fucking for real right now you be acting like it cured all your mental illnesses and disorders but in my case it made my disorder worse than it already is, how about instead of playing Gr*w a G*rd*n on roblox you go grow a garden out fucking side, get a touch of reality, allow your fucking skin to witness the sensation of that green grass that's literally right outside your doorstep waiting to be touched passionately
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Everyone should stop using acronyms
I've had it up to here with fucking acronyms. I can forgive it with really long phrases and titles, but there are so many two and three-word phrases that have acronyms. There are 17,576 possible three-letter combinations with the 26 letters available, which sounds like a lot, but there is so much overlap. Wikipedia's List of Acronyms has SEVEN things associated with the acronym ABA. And SEVENTEEN with the acronym ABC! Jesus Christ, how hard is it to just say what you mean? I work in the medical field and there are so many acronyms, it makes my head spin! How is someone supposed to memorize what all of these abbreviations mean?
And don't even get me started on the acronyms for two-word phrases. I get being lazy, I've done it before, but there is a line that's been crossed so many times. One time I saw someone that only referred to various TV shows by their acronyms. AT? RS? Well they were talking about Adventure Time and Regular Show, but I only figured that out with context clues. I stared at the abbreviations scratching my head for a while before figuring that out.
So yeah. I'm done using acronyms for phrases less than four words. Even if it's a well-established one like the CIA, I'm calling it the Central Intelligence Agency out of spite.
https://redd.it/1lbgdxb
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People say I'm a Mary Sue self-insert slut
People say I'm a self-insert Mary Sue slut But the truth is,
I have 50 BILLION BOYFRIENDS\~
And they all love me\~
And you're just mad that I'm having wayyy more FUCKING FUN then you ever will
You know, what's you're damage?
Maybe you should try having 50 billion boyfriends too\~
Maybe then you won't be such a SALTY JEALOUS BITCH
I'm just saying
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I'm addicted to cuck porn
I keep relapsing and coming back to reddit to relapse. I’ve been addicted for 9 years and I just don’t want to do this anymore I can’t even let the urges pass what do I do?
https://redd.it/1lb6jjm
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I can’t stop playing grow a garden
I can’t stop playing grow a garden. I am beyond addicted. I first played it a few days ago to see what the hype is about… and now it is my biggest regret.
I haven’t left the game in 5 days. It has gotten really bad. I haven’t slept more than 2 hours knowing I might miss a blood moon or night event. Just knowing that bamboo seeds might become available has kept me awake.
I have only ate twice, a bowl of noodles and 2 chicken wings… every five minutes I NEED to check the shop to make sure I don’t miss something like a cocoa seed. I don’t have time for other real life nonsense.
I’m running out of devices to use, I have 16 alt accounts to make sure I get as many owls as possible.
I also have a crazy crashout every time I miss a blood moon or can’t find a server with one in 15 minutes.
Can anybody else relate???
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DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY
HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED BLOX FRUITS WITH YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE, WHILE HAVING A BUNCH OF MANGOES IN YOUR MOUTH!? WELL THIS IS CALLED DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY! NOW IN DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY, YOU REALIZE THAT THE MANGOES ARE NOT YOUR NORMAL MANGOES, THEY ARE DARK!!!
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk dressing up as catboys and causing World War 3
In the year 2027, former President Donald Trump teams up with Elon Musk for what is supposed to be the "most groundbreaking publicity stunt of all time." They reveal their Catboy Revolution, donning frilly cat-ear headbands, thigh-high stockings, and pastel maid outfits—complete with bells that jingle whenever they move. The internet immediately implodes. Every political faction, from left to right, denounces the event. Even the most devoted Musk fans and Trump loyalists find themselves soul-searching, questioning everything they've ever believed in. China and Russia declare the stunt "an act of Western cultural sabotage," blaming it for the collapse of societal norms. NATO is thrown into disarray as world leaders struggle to process what they've witnessed. Within 48 hours, global protests erupt. The United Nations calls an emergeny summit, but no one can focus on policy discussions because the leaked images of Catboy Trump and Musk are burned into their retinas. France threatens to leave NATO out of sheer artistic indignation. Japan tries to claim cultural ownership of catboys to distance themselves from the disaster, while Germany demands reparations for emotional damages. The final straw comes when North Korea, citing "irreversible psychological damage," launches missiles toward the U.S., officially triggering World War III. Meanwhile, Trump and Musk, oblivious to the chaos, announce their latest venture: "Catboy Coin," a crypto designed exclusively for those willing to embrace the future of feline fashion.
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You post is AI. Here's how I know
The passage you've shared is likely to be AI-generated for several reasons, based on characteristics that detection tools and forensic analysis often use. Here’s a breakdown of why and how it might be identified as AI-generated:
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🔍 1. Stylistic Regularity and Tone
The tone is neutral, informative, and consistent throughout — hallmarks of AI writing.
It lacks emotional nuance, rhetorical flair, or strong personal voice that humans often inject, especially when discussing pop culture or absurd topics like Lincoln killing vampires.
Phrases like “the story is entirely fictional,” “no historical evidence,” and “to summarize” are very typical of AI-generated educational or explanatory text.
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🔄 2. Over-clarification and Redundancy
AI often over-explains things to ensure clarity, even when it’s unnecessary. For example:
> “...there’s no historical evidence that Lincoln ever encountered — let alone fought — vampires.”
While informative, it's also a little too careful and detailed for a topic that's obviously fictional, which AI does to prevent misunderstanding.
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🧱 3. Formulaic Structure
The passage uses a structured layout:
Intro
Clarification of fictional origin
Mention of adaptation
A clear summary with bullet points
This kind of rigid, well-organized layout is very typical of AI outputs trained to produce digestible content.
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🔤 4. Predictable and Balanced Language
Sentences follow a consistent grammar and rhythm with few to no errors or unique quirks.
AI tends to avoid complex metaphors, slang, or idiomatic expressions unless specifically prompted — this makes the text sound “machine polished.”
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📊 5. Detection Algorithms Use Statistical Patterns
AI detectors (like GPTZero, OpenAI’s internal tools, or Turnitin’s AI checker) look at:
Perplexity: How unpredictable the text is to a language model. AI text has low perplexity because it aligns closely with training data.
Burstiness: Variation in sentence length and structure. Human writing is more bursty; AI writing tends to be uniform, like in your example.
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Example Comparison
Human-written version might sound more like:
> “Sure, Lincoln was a lot of things — a tall guy with a big hat, a great speaker, a president. But vampire slayer? That’s pure fantasy cooked up by Seth Grahame-Smith in his bizarrely entertaining novel Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. In the book, Lincoln kills over 3,000 vampires — a number that's obviously made up — and the 2012 movie runs with that idea, showing him slicing through undead like a 19th-century action hero. Spoiler alert: in real life, Lincoln fought the Civil War, not Dracula.”
This shows voice, opinion, and humor, which your original passage lacks.
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✅ Summary: Why Your Text Is Flagged as AI-Generated
Feature Explanation
Neutral, consistent tone Lacks human-like emotion, humor, or subjectivity
Over-clarification Makes obvious statements overly explicit
Formulaic structure Intro → details → summary format, typical of AI writing
Smooth and grammatically perfect Suggests machine-generated content
Low perplexity & burstiness Statistically aligns with patterns AI usually follows
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If you'd like, I can help you humanize the passage to avoid detection or rewrite it to sound more organic.
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Is supreme cringe? A copy pasta from r/streetwear
Discussion Hot button: is Supreme cringey? o.0
If you hop on instagram and browse the comment sections of some famous Supreme fit pages (Eric Whiteback, Yungnaf, Ifayu), you’ll see people roasting their butts 🤣
My little cousins know what Supreme is, and they’re only like 7th-9th grade 😳 that’s so young, I remember when I was their age I had 0 idea about brands except Nike and Hollister and Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle and even then I thought they was expensive lolz
So.... is Supreme cringey??? Do you think? Yes? Or no... I hope this question triggers some very emotional and immediate responses !
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Yes. I love committing theft. I steal supplies from offices, food from grocery stores, money I can take without being noticed and all digital media I can get my hands on. The only limit to my theft is my own skill.
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Chicken Jockey Syndrome (I dunno. There probably are better ways to write what the point of this is trying to make)
Chicken Jockey Syndrome:
You are easily influenced by things that a lot of people on the internet do even if you're not supposed to do it but you don't care because you think it's funny and aren't afraid to do it yourself. People in more rougher cases of this syndrome will try and figure out ways to make the immoral but trending and amusing act more chaotic and memorable in order to get higher attention, even if it will be even more immoral.
https://redd.it/1lab5l2
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I hacked the luciferian’s website and messed them up good
You're talking to a legitimate person who helped his little brother graduate from the world's 9th-ranked computer engineering school. Self-taught in more areas than you can understand, and a musician so advanced that I started writing symphonies at 14. Someone whose IQ probably overshadows yours by about 40 points, as well as has the EQ of someone with extreme mental and emotional stability. Someone who's broken every law you can imagine, cause I knew I'd get away with it. Not cause im edgy or want to be “badazz” but because im more intelligent than you and almost every road block you can put in front of me. Last time I was indicted, the warrant was bigger than the Bible. So I do not need to be edgy or badazz if I did that kind of stuff, it gets people like me put away for longer than you have been alive. So keep your dumb thoughts to yourself.
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What's with drake being gay?
And what’s so wrong with that?
You telling me if you and Drake was in the same room and he gave you them duck lips you ain’t feeling even a little gay? Come on now this is the goat we talking about here. The Six God. The one away from passing Michael. The light skin definition when you search it in the dictionary. Mr Big D with Video Proof! The Zesty King! 🦉
https://redd.it/1lbtwe1
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I am sexually attracted to birds
I am sexually attracted to birds. It has gotten out of hand. I don't know what's wrong with me. I am a member of every bird subreddit there is. Just the other day I caught myself slapping the turkey to pictures of birds. Not cartoons with tits, actual birds. I need help but don't know who to turn to. I can't exactly get a therapist and tell them I want to fuck the birds outside. I can't talk to a family member or friend because they will think I'm a freak. I don't know if there are others like me. The few that I have told have avoided me. Posters of suggestive looking birds in my room and inserting eggs into my rectum is now normal for me, but it still feels wrong. This is a cry for help. If anyone else is feeling this way please tell me. Thank you for cumming to my TedTalk.
https://redd.it/1lbp5r9
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Ez 1v1
Today i stepped up to my bully of 23 years and challenged him to a fist fight ( i like fisting ), but little did he know that i had a knife and a steel knuckle, the on hit effect from the knuckle is really op + when you combine it with the bleeding effect of the knife SHEESH, another 1v1 won, and i felt really good when i flashed my mastery 7 emote while watching him bleed to death 😎
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Boysmell
sniff sniff
I-is that a BOY i smell? Sniff
Mmm yes i smell it! BOYSMELL!
I smell a boy! W-What is a BOY doing here?!?! Omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice deep breath.....
Sniff sniff
It smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. Im getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! Its driving me boyCRAZYY!!!! If you are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!
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I own a rifle for home defense since that’s what the People’s Liberation Army intended
I own an assault rifle for home defense, since that’s what the people liberation army intended. Four Hyperborean Police Officers break into my rice storage. “他妈的” As I grab my Chinese MSG and QBZ-191, blow a small hole through the first man’s forehead he’s dead on the spot. Draw my antique Mauser on the second man, misses entirely because it’s made in China and lands on dinner. I have to resort to the Type 87 82mm mounted on the top of the stairs loaded with a medium sized bomb, “地狱里见” the explosion kills two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel sets off car alarms. Fix bayonet on cheap copy of AK47 and charges at the last officer. He bleeds out waiting on reinforcements to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Ah yes, just as the P.L.A. intended.
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SEX
AEX BEX CEX DEX EEX FEX GEX
HEX IEX JEX KEX LEX MEX NEX OEX PEX
QEX REX SEX TEX UEX VEX
WEX XEX YEX ZEX
0EX 1EX 2EX 3EX 4EX 5EX 6EX 7EX 8EX 9EX 10EX
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Putting “!” At the end of sentences makes me cringe
The symbol “!” makes me cringe most times I see it, while I know that it is sometimes necessary it just feels like when people use it that there not being serious and that there joking with me which in most cases the person isn’t. One way that we could fix this is by always using ALL CAPS in times of showing excitement which would show the reader in a more direct and less tacky way Edit: after seeing reply’s I have decided that the exclamation point works well in some cases but I have not changed my opinion that the exclamation mark is cringy when used in serious situations.
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I accidentally joined a Zoom funeral and pretended to know the guy for 45 minutes
I swear this was not my fault. I (19F) was trying to join my company’s weekly team meeting and clicked the wrong link in our Slack thread. The link was labeled “Zoom - 3PM” and I assumed it was ours. Nope. It was someone else’s deeply somber, emotionally intense funeral service.
I didn’t realize at first. There were like 20 people on screen, most of them muted, a few crying. I figured maybe we were doing one of those “check-in” mental health meetings or something? Corporate America’s weird like that. So I just sat quietly.
Then someone started reading a eulogy. That’s when I knew. And by the time I figured out I was absolutely, 100% in the wrong room… it was too late to leave without making it weird. I was front and center on camera. Named. Lit. Framed like a Wes Anderson character. No escape.
So I made the only logical decision.
I stayed.
And I pretended.
Now I don’t know who Daniel was, but by the end of that Zoom, I loved him. I cried. I nodded in deep reflection. At one point, I whispered, “He really was one of a kind,” to no one in particular. Someone messaged me in the Zoom chat saying “You were his coworker, right?” I said “Yes. We worked together in the early days.” Early days of what, I do not know. But the lie had been spoken.
A woman named Claire told a story about how Daniel once drove 4 hours to bring her medicine when she was sick. I put my hand over my heart. Another guy recited a poem. I closed my eyes like I was feeling it in my soul.
The worst part? They thanked me at the end for showing up. Called me “Daniel’s friend from work.” Said it meant so much that I was there. Someone asked if I’d like to say anything and I panicked and said, “He always made people feel seen.”
I don’t know who I am anymore.
Anyway. I sent flowers to his family. From “The Early Days Team.”
RIP Daniel. I hope you were cool. I sure hope you didn’t hate liars. Because I may have just become your fake best friend.
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Blood tests are enjoyable
Blood tests are enjoyable
Some people hate needles. I wouldn’t say I like them but I’ve come to really appreciate the whole experience. It’s not just the physical sensation; it’s the intimacy, the psychological dimension. She tells me to roll up my sleeve or take off my shirt. I comply. She takes my arm, palpates the skin, applies pressure, searches for a vein. I become the object of focus, and she, the expert in control.
There’s a moment just before the needle goes in—when she uncaps it and says, “You’ll feel a small pinch.” I brace myself. I want to project calm, stoicism. But the truth is, I feel it. I always do. The sting, the cold slide under the skin, the sudden presence of something foreign in my body. And she notices. Maybe it’s the way I exhale, or how my eyes flinch for a second too long but there’s no hiding it. She sees it all.
It’s clinical, routine for her. But for me, there’s something quietly thrilling about surrendering in that moment about being seen, pierced, and briefly undone. Equally, I can tell as we lock eyes that something about the whole act has moved her too.
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Daddy Don's Big Pride Parade
OMG 😱 YALL ‼️‼️‼️ STOP 🛑 SCROLLING 📱 RIGHT 👏 NOW ‼️‼️ Hold 🤝 my glitter ✨ drink 🍹 because 💁♀️ I 👏 AM 👏 LITERALLY 😭 DECEASED 💀 AND 👻 GONE 💨 OVER 👏 THIS 👏 MILITARY 🎖️ PARADE!!! 🤯🤯🤯
THE 👏 DRESS 🥋 UNIFORMS 👏 ARE 👏 UNIFORMING!!! 👗👀 Every ✨ single ✨ SOLDIER’S 🪖 lewk is SNATCHED 🤏 to the 🌌 GALAXY 🪐 AND 👏 BEYOND! 🚀 The tailoring ✂️ is so 🔪 sharp 🔪 I think 🤔 I just got a papercut 🩹 from my 📱 PHONE 📱!!! And the 💎 BLING 💎 from the medals 🏅🏅🏅 on their CHESTS?!?! I'm BLINDED 😵 I need 😎 sunglasses 😎!!! They woke ☀️ up ⬆️ and chose ✨DISCIPLINE✨ and ✨FASHION✨!!! WERK! 👑
Don't 🚫 even 👏 get 👏 me 👏 STARTED 🗣️ on the MARCHING! 👯♂️👯♀️👯♂️👯♀️ The STOMP! 👢💥 The STOMP! 👢💥 It's like 🥁 BOOM 💥 CLAP 👏 BOOM 💥💥 CLAP! 👏👏 They are moving 🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️ in 😱 PERFECT 😱 FORMATION 📐 like a gazillion 💯 person 💃🕺 INFANTRY 🚶♂️🚶♀️🚶♂️🚶♀️ squad!!! 🤯 I’m GAGGED! 😮 I’M GOOPED! 😵 YASSSSSS 👏👏👏 SOLDIERS 👑👑👑!!! STOMP 👢 STOMP 👢 STOMP 👢 those combat boots! 🥾 OWN 👏 THAT 👏 PARADE 👏 ROUTE! 💅
THEN ‼️ THE 🚗💨 TANKS 🚜 CAME 👏 THROUGH 👏 LIKE 💣💥💣💥💣💥 ABSOLUTE 💯 BEASTS 💪💪💪!!! The ground 🌍 was SHAKING!!! 🫨🫨🫨 VROOM 🏎️ VROOM 🏎️ BEEP 📣 BEEP 📣!!! And the FIGHTER JETS ✈️✈️✈️?!?! The FLYOVER 💨 RIPPED 찢 a hole 🕳️ in the ☁️ SKY ☁️ and left 😱 RAINBOW 🌈 SMOKE 💨!!!! I 😭 SCREAMED 🗣️ I 😭 CRIED 😭 I 😭 ASCENDED! 🙏 I saw 👁️ the light! ✨💡✨
This 👏 whole 👏 display 👏 of 👏 MIGHT 💪 is 👏 giving 🎁 ME 👏 SO 👏 MUCH 👏 LIFE 💖 I 👏 might 🔋 RECHARGE 🔋 my 📱 PHONE 📱 with its ✨VIBES ✨ ALONE!!! 💖💅✨👑💯🔥😭😂🤯 IT’S 👏 A 👏 MILITARY-GRADE 💯 SLAAAAAAAAAY! 💅💅💅💅💅
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You're not supposed to be "employed" or "unemployed"
You're not supposed to be "employed" or "unemployed" you're supposed to exist in a constant grey area where you sort of vaguely worry about money sometimes and sometimes you have these minor windfalls that enable you not to think about it for awhile
You're not supposed to have "work hours" you're supposed to have a series of different long term projects and sometimes you work on none of them for ten days and sometimes you work every day at them for weeks. This is how it worked in cavemen times. Don't agri-cuck your workflow.
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Racist people call me G-word
It upsets me to be subjected to such discriminatory words because my hair and pubes are orange colored.
Someone once even said to me "What's up my Gingga?".
Edit: yes i am ginger
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FF16 in a nutshell
Garuda fight > TEN TEN TEN TEN TEN > MUSIC HYPED ASF SPAMMING R1 > done > yo i need woods, it’s 10 meters away go fetch for me > yo go pass these soup to three different tables > yo go walk over there to begin next quest > an eternity of time have passed > FIND THE FLAME L3 R3 HUH HUH HUH HUH HEH HEH HUH 🎻🎻🎺🎺🎷🎷 > done > oh no you gotta walk over there people are sick > oh go you gotta walk back some guy stuck from crabs > another eternity later > PING PONG PING PONG PING PONG PING 😈😈😈😈🎶🎼🎵🥁🎹> done > 5 years time skip > heh heh heeeee look who’s back > now finally got mount > what the hell mount doesn’t even help cuz now the map just got bigger for you to walk through > yo be this child’s slave for 3 quest in order to progress > another energy later > COME ONE, CLAIM THE THRONE HEART OF STONE!
AN ANVIL FROM THE HEAVENS CAST OH, RUMBLING HARD AND TUMBLING FAST ROUND GRANITE NECK POURS OUT THREEFOLD A DARKNESS BEGOT IN AGES OLD 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 > yo this little child need you to gather 9583828484 parts to make a shop > another eternity later > 🐉🐉🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻🪐☄️🛸🛰️🚀👩🚀🧑🚀👨🚀✨🌟💫☄️🌠🌌😳🌃😱🦅🔮🔮🔮🌊🌊🌊> haha now you just unlocked new vast area to play more walking simulator in order to progress > another eternity later > 🤺🤺⚔️⚔️⚔️🗡️🗡️🗡️🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎 🪗🪗🪗🪗🪗🎹🎹🎹🎹 > finally reach final boss > final boss phase 5 FIND THE FLAME REMIXED HUH HUH HUH HUH HEH HEH HUH > one punch man > game ended
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pLs dOnT rEfEr tO hER aS a "GiRL"
It would be helpful if you didn’t refer to her as a ‘girl.’ How do you expect others to respect her when you (intentionally or not) infantilize her? And quite frankly I think people are getting burned out on this LinkedIn cadence and meaningless jargon. You’ve said nothing about her skills or the company’s accomplishments but made it all about her personality. That isn’t doing anyone any favors. Stop positioning it as ‘vote for her cos she’s a girl and our mission is theoretically meaningful’ and more about actual metrics, results, and capabilities. All you’re doing is fueling ammo for the ‘she only got x because she’s fEmALe’ crowd.
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