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2k Upvotes Special Rant
YALL I HIT 2K UPVOTES! I didn't think i'd get to 1k with this acc, but I posted first on May the 15th, so that mean... I got 2k in 2 weeks😨, WHAT? That's actually crazy, so as a celebration, I will talk about the YouTube Shorts epidemic and how it's ruining YouTube. AI SLOP SHORTS. Recently over the course of a year, since AI could make content. I keep on seeing these fuck ass sad cat AI slop, and some people believe it's real. If you dared to open the comments, you'd see kids just either typing nonsense into a sentence, or seeing "💔💔😔😡😡😡😡😖😢😢😟😟🤬🤬" in the comments. You know those bitch ass cat AI slop that has the "meow meeoww meow meoooowww" in the sound, and it's not just cats, they got pomni, Jesus riding a shrimp, babies in cabbage, Patrick in crutches, and more, it's just whatever they can get their hands on, they turn it into AI mess for a fetus to consume. And once it pops up on your for you page, get ready 'cause 15 more are showing up almost instantly, and that's not even the scariest part. These channels have millions of viewers abd thousands of subscribers, like i'm tired of this bullshit on my for you page, my last hope is on Jawed Karim. I hope him or someone else manages this this actual slop
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Another YouTube Short Rant
[DISCLAIMER: >!THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE AN OFFENSIVE STATEMENT TO ANYONE'S RELIGION NOR BELIEF!!!<\]
Why do I always come across those videos that are like: "scroll if you love satan, do all if you love God". I'M SCROLLING BECAUSE IT'S APART OF YOUTUBE SHORTS??? With all due respect, I don't think I will go to hell because I scrolled on a video, then yo got the: "LIKE TO SAVE CHICKEN NUGGET COTTON EYE JOE, SUBSCRIBE TO SAVE CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!". SHUT THE FUCK UP, who in their right mind is gonna be like: "OH NO!!!! TUNG TUNG SAHUR WILL DIE IF I DON'T LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE, COPY LINK, AND USE THE SOUND!!!", and somehow it sometimes works, can someone PLEASE explain the logic on how a 15 second short judges wether I meet the pearly gates or burn, but even worse: "PLEASE DON'T CHECK THE SOUND!!!!", "STOP COMMENTING YOUR BATTERY PERCENT!!!", "HOW IS THE PERSON UNDER THE SOUND NOT BANNED????". JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING Fill ‘em with the venom and eliminate ‘em, other words, I Minute Maid ‘em I don’t wanna hurt ‘em, but I did, I’m in a fit of rage, I’m murderin’ again, nobody will evade I’m finna kill ‘em and dump all their fuckin’ bodies in the lake Obliteratin’ everythin’, incinerate a renegade I’m here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid But don’t nobody want it, but they’re gonna get it anyway ‘Cause I’m beginnin’ to feel like I’m mentally ill I’m Attila, kill or be killed, I’m a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla You bringin’ the killer within me outta me You don’t wanna be the enemy of the demon who entered me And be on the receivin’ end of me, what stupidity it’d be Every bit of me’s the epitome of a spitter When I’m in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me A hunnid percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me I’m ‘bout to fuckin’ finish you, bitch, I’m unfadable You wanna battle, I’m available, I’m blowin’ up like an inflatable I’m undebatable, I’m unavoidable, I’m unevadable I’m on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money And I’m paid in full, I’m not afraid to pull a summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anythin' you say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and I'm devastatin', more than ever demonstratin', how to give a motherfucking audience a feelin' like it's levitatin' Never fadin' and I know the haters are forever waitin' for the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebratin' 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated, I make elevatin' music, you make elevator music crusty dusty musty rusty manky skanky squiggly diggly dr eggman bald 90’s fake jordans paedophile supermarket aisle telephone dial simmone bile in denial biodegradable raidable coffee table mentally unstable skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone bile, simmone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head lookin ass up skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friendzone Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ching Chong lin long suck my ding dong headass remote control autism down syndrome stage four terminal brain cancer O'Riley autoparts silver bronze ash amino UV light pen sushi ram ramen Harisson Ford gamer bitch ass Virgin lamp thermometer lean mean string bean Charlie Sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine anti histamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene Halloween detective spleen smoke screen James Dean putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jelly bean magazine protein Lightning McQueen vending machine what'chu
Bro I'm dead 😂
Bro I'm dead 😂
(biologically speaking I am,
in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactics c of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)
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BALD PEOPLE ARE NOT EVIL DAMMIT
Enough. Is. Enough.
Why? Why are bald people always chosen to represent a particularly evil character? To have their baldness be the iconic look as they scheme nefarious plots? Because bald people are hated? Because they have no souls? Because the soul is stored in the hair?!
Lex Luther. Kingpin. Voldemort. Bane. Cassandra Nova. Dr Evil. Eggman. Jeff Bezos. Hitman. Walter White. Horus Lupercal. Stewie.
Why are they always shown as evil?! Are you saying bald people are not human? That they are naturally evil because they do not fit into the norm? Why must being bald be associated with villains, is it because it’s easy to define them because they have an easily identifiable aspect? Something they can’t control? Just because someone is folically burdened doesn’t make them a good person.
Enough of this bald slander and portray less people in media as evil, there are better ways to identify them. Just because they look different, just because their scalps are unburdened by tentacles made of dead cells does not make them inhuman and thus evil. They are normal, they are good, having hair is not a requirement for whether someone is good or not enough with baldness slander!
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Years ago when I loved opioids…
Years ago when I used to love opiates I once didn't shit for 10 days. I drank the entire small bottle of milk of magnesium and it fixed me up in a few hours. The turd was so hard and big ir ripped my ass open a bit and there was so much blood in the toilet with a turd that you had tp either pull out by hand or chop it up into smaller peices.
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YUM YUM Spiderwebs
Ooh a spiderweb. Looks delicious. schlurrp. Oh yeah that hits the spot. I love a good web. Not those dusty old cobwebs in the basement. I'm talking about a fresh one. The kind that just appear next to your front door at 8 am. It's a little sticky so you gotta wash it down, prefferably with a warm glass of ^(milk). The black widow on it added a little ^(CRUNCH) too. Man you guys gotta try this shit, 5/5 stars.
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4chan on women
There's a parasitic automaton aspect of these lesser humanoids that make them confuse "equality" with receiving things from external sources. To them, to be equal is to RECEIVE 'protection', resources, happiness, validation, etc given by collectives. To them personal growth isn't gaining the glorious individualistic fortitude to GET and PRODUCE things, it's parasitically consuming off of the bugmen brand of collectivist 'belonging' hence parasite. And its this parasitic behavior that will get them replaced by androids, artificial wombs or whatever. Only the worthy would adapt and evolve.
Misogyny will never be misogynistic enough until "womanhood" has been forfeited from the collective conscious (so that it can be reborn into something progressive)
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Donald Trump Impregnated me in my dream.
Yesterday I had the most vivid dream of my life.
I was in a hospital bed; someone had strapped my legs and arms down. The air felt painfully cold. Then HE came in—Donald Trump. He was warm, soft, yet strong. He injected his seed into me, causing me to have the best orgasm of my life. He told me he would be back in 9 months.
I'm a straight dude from Poland, what does my dream mean?
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No, dess is not the knight. Stop saying she is
No, dess is not the knight. Stop saying she is
Let me begin this post by stating how much i hate every single one of you. How much i despise the very fact of your existence. If the sheer amount of hate i feel towards every single one of your kind was converted into years, we'd stop counting how many times jesus came down to earth. The sheer amount of foolishness one has to possess to come to a conclusion of dess being the knight was poisoning society from the dawn of humanity and will continue to do so for millenia going forward, but i will try to educate the minds of simple folk that resides in this community. Not for you, but for my own fulfillment, to once again prove to myself, that i am superior to all of your kind. Toby fox making fun of you taught you nothing. Everything turning out simpler than anyone thought taught you nothing. You charge into the nearest tree even harder than before, without a single question. I have seen dogs with more wit and foresight. The very thought of your foolish presence makes me feel nauseous. Die. Die. Die. Die. Perish. Stop torturing the world people inhabit and exit into the astral plane of heavens. Find a place where you belong, because this earth is not fit for the likes of you.
To quote a writer that needs no introduction: "please, die, as in perish". If we were to go out on a date by any chance, i'd refuse to pay for the dinner and leave you to your own devices. My father always told me that hate is a poison that withers society, but i ended up hating him, and was right, hate is the very best emotion to feel and apply, hate is progress, hate is motivation, determination, and right now, im directing all of it to you, in a desperate struggle to convey a message. With the next example im going to demonstrate your incompetence. Lets play a game, shall we? A round of simon says shall do. Simon says: "dont read the next sentence". Observe your defeat as you read the words inscribed on the fabric of the world wide web and shrivel in anguish at the realisation of your own incompetence. Oh, the sense of vigor gained from the victory, it inspires me to be a bard of my own and write a poem:
dess the knight wont be a thing
Try and fail, you'll never win
In this struggle you are doomed
Let our dance become resumed
ah, i can feel your knees shaking, your blood boiling as you are reading the requiem to your mind. be in rage, despair, terror, nothing shall guide you out of this, because i am marking the start to my counterargument.
The main argument dess knight believers make, tends to be that the sword knight is in possession of looks like a bat, before its non-euclidean form is shaped into a colossal knife. Now this argument on its own does not prove anything, as the black knife only briefly and remotely looks like a bat, which could as well just be a visual gimmick. In addition to that argument, another point arises. That one of noelle's wallpapers is dess with a cracked bat, which allegedly parallels the black knife being damaged afted the fight. And that claim is nonsensical, as first, that wallpaper appears on noelle's computer regardless of if you defeat the knight or not, and its one of the dozen pictures that can appear there. And second, the bat being cracked is most likely a reference to the popular, hit videogame earthbound, where a cracked bat is the protagonist's very first weapon.
Now, that i have seen no other, nearly as significant arguments (which is telling) i go onto the offensive. Dess could never be the knight, because she is the person lost in the files. Considering we were supposed to be finding the _UNUSED messages since the very first chapter. It is safe to assume we should know who this is by now. And the only candidate is december holiday. Now i have seen a thought that perhaps dess is possessed, or an amalgamate, or anything else, but these takes make too big of leaps in logic to be considered anyhow seriously. Who possessed her? How? Why? And if thats the case why is the knight acting so aware, laughing,
GUYS GUYS do not I repeat DO NOT buy your girl Super Mario RPG
DO NOT LET YOIR GIRL PLAY SUPER MARIO RPG. I TAKE HER TO AN ARCADE BAR TO PLAY IT LAST NIGHT AND THEN THERES THIS PUPPET GUY WITH GUNS THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE UNIT LIKE I MEAN 6 FEET TALL, HUMAUNGUS, AND HES LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER SO ITS NOT LIKE HES JUST IN INE SCENE NOOO NO NO HES A PLAYABLE CHARACTER WITH SEVERAL CUTSCENES SO WE GET TO SEE MULTIPLE ANGLES OF HIS INEXPLICABLY CHISELED FUCKING PHYSIQUE There’s even a scene where he bangs his head on the table and THE FUCKING CAMERA IS A FULL BODY SHOT SO YOU CAN SEE HIS ENTIRE UNDRAPED WOODEN BODYWORK IN ALL ITS GLORY PONTING DIRECTLY AT THE SCREEN WHAT THE FUCK WHY? WHY THE FUCK WOUDO NINTENDO DO THIS WHAT IS THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND. and i wouldn’t be upset ya know i can handle some chad looking dudes I see em everyday but then MY GOD DAMN GIRLFREIND TURNS TO ME AND “JOKINGLY” SAYS WORD FOR WORD “why don’t you look more like that” WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
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Young men. Get a vasectomy.
I got a vasectomy in my mid twenties. Then I started sticking my dick in crazy. That lasted about 20 years, and it was so much fun.
Now that I'm old I'm happily single. Which infuriates so many women. Friend's wives, siblings, women online, so many people.
They want me to be miserable, but I'm not. I'm living my best life. Totally drama free. Super simple. No worries at all.
So like, my friends and I will get together, and everyone will talk about their current events. And I'm always just like, ya, I went surfing, I went hiking, I took naps. And they're like, Well I had to deal with this and that and this other thing. And then the wives look at me with daggers, and insult me, and ask how it is not getting laid.
But I get it. They know they make their man's life hell. And they don't want them getting any ideas.
But what helps me keep my cool is, when you get into a relationship, and it starts getting stressful, they'll say, it's not all about sex ya know? There's deeper meaning to a relationship. It's about communicating and compromising.
But the second your single all they can say is, well you're not getting laid! And I know I could say, well how often do you guys have sex? And just completely melt them. But what's the point? I'm already winning. If all I want to do is get laid I can. And I wouldn't have to deal with all the bullshit that comes with a relationship.
Young men. Get a vasectomy. Stick your dick in crazy. Do not let them move in. Do not give them access to your finances. Always have a way to leave any situation, even if you're drunk and it's late. Have an exit strategy every time you're with her. The second she crosses the line, bail. Move onto the next one. By the time you're old and you're eyeing retirement, and you've lost your sex drive, you'll be free to do anything you want. You can move anywhere, and spend your time doing whatever you want. Totally drama free, and cheap as shit. It's awesome.
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I lost my virginity to my mother, and I think more guys should
Just to specify ages: my mother was 42, I was 18
I have always been more on the introverted side. I love dark humour (the more messed up it is, the harder I laugh), history (particularly antiquity), when I was 13, I assembled my first moped engine, and when I was 16 I made my first vacuum tube amplifier… as you can tell, what I lack in the social department, I definitely make up for it in the brains department. Growing up, and throughout high school, I didn’t have much of a social life. I had a small group of guy friends, and we’d hang out regularly, but it never really involved girls. By the time they were having their first loves, girlfriends, and high school sweethearts, I was making particle chambers and reading the works of Emile Zola.
However, ever since I hit puberty, I had a strong sexual attraction to my mother. At first, I tried to hide it as much as possible out of fear of what might happen if she found out, but she knew (somehow). After my 18th birthday (she got me a book), some months after she sat me down because she wanted to talk with me about certain “things” I do. Suffice it to say that felt like the longest conversation of my life, but eventually, she broke the ice with what her true intentions were here. I was all too happy to do it, and, well, it happened.
Listening to my friends’ first time stories and then comparing that to mine, the two cannot be compared. There was no stigma for me, no fear of messing up, no “oh, what do I do now?”, or “oh, it was so awkward”. She guided me through it, showed me the “ins and outs”, if you will, and at the end said she was open to doing it again. We have been in a sexual relationship for over a year now, and it has only been purely beneficial! Yes, since then I have had a sexual partner or two, and my first time being with my own mother made me so confident inside that I no longer have that fear of “oh, what if I mess this up?” Not to mention the feelings and emotions of my first being my mother, and how closer we have gotten since we entered into a relationship. Even though we’re 24 years apart in age, I somehow understand her better, support her better, and feel her desires and sorrows better. Is this relationship as fantastic as some people make it sound like on this platform? No, of course not. But, with all of the benefits we both got out of this relationship, I see no reason why a young man’s first sexual encounter cannot be his mother. Besides, “mom knows best” doesn’t she?
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N word
Did I hear Former President Medvedev, from Russia, casually throwing around the "N word" (Nuclear!), and saying that he and other Countries would supply Nuclear Warheads to Iran? Did he really say that or, is it just a figment of my imagination? If he did say that, and, if confirmed, please let me know, IMMEDIATELY. The "N word" should not be treated so casually. I guess that's why Putin's "THE BOSS." By the way, if anyone thinks our "hardware" was great over the weekend, far and away the strongest and best equipment we have, 20 years advanced over the pack, is our Nuclear Submarines. They are the most powerful and lethal weapons ever built, and just launched the 30 Tomahawks — All 30 hit their mark perfectly. So, in addition to our Great Fighter Pilots, thank you to the Captain and Crew!
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So both guitars are playing the same riff, but
one of them's playing it without the last note so it's in 13/8 instead of 7/4, right? And every time they play the riff the second guitar lags behind by an extra note, and they get more and more out of sync until eventually they're exactly one bar apart and they start playing at the same time again. It's some crazy shit bro, you gotta hear it.
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Your Roman numeral year tattoo is wrong and you’re dumb
Ok this is definitely pretty pedantic/nerdy, but it bothers me when people have Roman numeral year tattoos as though each number is a separate number.
E.g., for 1995, either putting I IX IX V (1 space 9 space 9 space 5) or starting it with XIX… (nineteen…)
This is treating years as though they are not contiguous and in the THOUSANDS. Years in the 20th century should start with MCM (one thousand nine hundred) and years in the 21st century should start with MM (two thousand, instead of XX, twenty)
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mean ocean man by ween head ass the fuck up bitch
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I’m tired of being jealous of anyone above 6 feet.
I'm tired of being jealous of anyone above 6ft.
I don’t even know where to start. I guess I just need to vent this before I spiral deeper.
Every time I walk outside, it’s like the universe reminds me of what I’m not. I see a guy walk by, tall as f**,, barely even trying—shoulders relaxed, spine loose, that easy presence—and my chest tightens. I feel like a ghost watching someone else live the life I was supposed to have. Not because they earned it. Just... because genetics smiled at them.
I’m 5'6. Not the worst, I guess. But enough to be ignored. Enough to be invisible. Enough to know that in every group photo, in every dating app filter, in every workplace hierarchy, I’m just not it. I don't have that X factor. I'm a "normal, or rather bland" person, I can't be that hip 5'3 extrovert with funky clothes and sunglasses that everyone gravitates to.
And god—forgive me—but I hate how effortlessly tall guys walk through life. I hate how they don’t have to think about it. I hate how their presence is assumed to mean something: confidence, power, attractiveness. I have to claw for every ounce of that, and most days I come up short.
I'm tired of living.
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Donald Trump impregnated me in my dream
Donald Trump impregnated me in my dream
Yesterday I had the most vivid dream of my life.
I was in a hospital bed; someone had strapped my legs and arms down. The air felt painfully cold. Then HE came in—Donald Trump. He was warm, soft, yet strong. He injected his seed into me, causing me to have the best orgasm of my life. He told me he would be back in 9 months.
I'm a straight dude from Poland, what does my dream mean?
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Subscribe or Hitler will be under your bed in the form of PewDiePie tonight.
Subscribe or Hitler will be under your bed in the form of PewDiePie tonight.
Credits to Rucka Rucka Ali.
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Ankha Zone
You know what's funny, this reminds me of that porn video of Ankha from animal crossing that went viral a few years ago (Ankha's the yellow Egyptian cat everyone wants at their island and she wears a skirt -it was called "Ankha Zone". Well most people went over the trend, y'know like they did bowsette or Sam from Samsung. Not me. When I first watched it it really stuck with me beacause the background song is this 80's disco song I already really liked called "Camel By Camel", and I would listen to it at my summer job when doing manual labor in the sun while sweating my balls off. Well anyway I started watching that porn video every night to get started with the gooning sesh, always using it to go from flaccid to hard and then going to actual porn. Well the years went by and the tradition kept and I ended up developing pre-mature ejaculation, and the song was so ingrained in my mind that at work I was getting hard. I didn't mind it, because the summer labor was absolutely exhausting and having a little testosterone running through my system made it more exciting. The thing is, eventually I couldn't get hard without watching the Ankha Zone video. It became an actual addiction. I listened to it more at work and my productivity increased but I was really having trouble hiding my erections. Whatever. It became a full addiction. The video became my lover and the song had the same effect as watching porn. Eventually I started soiling myself at work when I would get to high of a blood pressure, actually at one time having to say I peed myself to get around the fact of the stain. Nowadays I'm wearing adult diapers to work, cumming in them constantly throughout the day. Constant pleadure, and the worlds only getting hotter. Listening to it at work, right now, cumming and cumming. Life is good.
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I love the smell of piss on the street in summer
I love the smell of piss on the street in summer
That hot pee smell in summer, those faint traces of cigarette smoke lingering in the air. It reminds me of my vacations in Rome and Paris and Madrid long ago. It’s a very nostalgic scent. It’s comforting and soothing. It’s one of my favorite scents.
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whats gonna happen
my dad found out i was micro dosing from the datura plants in our garden cause he likes to plant n shit and i was upping my dosages everyday and starting to kind of trip out when i ate too many seeds and i was also dosing my little sisters coffee cause shes a lil bitch so he threw away all of the daturas from his garden but i saved a few pods and i ate like 5 did i fuck up
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knighting kris, and hitting those aura farming poses.
The only person, for who it would make sense to be the knight is carol. The horns reduce the number of potential suspects to the holiday family, and it cant be noelle, we established it cant be dess, and rudy has nothing to suggest he's the knight, he surely could be the knight, but his dialogue suggests the opposite, if anything, so it would be useless to try discussing it.
Carol does not want you or susie to get the code from the guitar, and works with kris just like the knight. The two main arguments against that, is that carol had to open the dark fountains in the church quite quickly, and that she would not aurafarm. First. She sliced some dude's suitcase in half with a katana. She would aurafarm. Second. The actual, real life time does not necessarily correspond to the in-game time, as shown in the scene where susie and toriel bake a pie, while kris jumps out of the window, slashes toriel's tires, brings berdly into the hospital, and has an exchange with noelle. Another, quite compelling counterargument i've heard, is that gerson appeared in the church dark worlds because he most likely was dess' teacher, but gerson, could just as well have been carol's teacher in school, after all, he is old. And the last argument i'd like to bring up, is that while kris does deal less damage to the knight, after their friends are hurt and beaten, they actually start dealing a whole lot of damage. Now, we dont exactly know the current relationship between dess and kris, but the cruel, cold lady nobody likes and whom kris is helping because "you promised" seems like a much more likely target for such behaviour.
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Evangelion fantasy
Sometimes I fantasize about Misato coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging for me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her T-shirt.
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VAGINA
AAGINA BAGINA CAGINA DAGINA EAGINA FAGINA GAGINA
HAGINA IAGINA JAGINA KAGINA LAGINA MAGINA NAGINA OAGINA PAGINA
QAGINA RAGINA SAGINA TAGINA UAGINA VAGINA
WAGINA XAGINA YAGINA ZAGINA
0AGINA 1AGINA 2AGINA 3AGINA 4AGINA 5AGINA 6AGINA 7AGINA 8AGINA 9AGINA 10AGINA
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🐦Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
🤔Did I👱🏻♂️hear🧏🏼♂️Former🏛 President Medvedev👨🏻🦳,from😠 Russia🇷🇺,casually🤷♂️ throwing🏌️♂️around🔄 the💀“N word”🙊 (☢Nuclear!😜),and saying🤫that🤷♂️he👨🏻🦳and other☝️Countries🏴☠️would😤supply😼Nuclear🤯Warheads🤺😏 to😯 Iran🇮🇷?Did 🤔he👨🏻🦳really🤔say🤫 that☝️or🤪, 👫is it🥶 just ⚖a figment💭of😅my👱🏻♂️imagination🥵💦?😡If he👨🏻🦳did😐say🤫 that,😲and,😖if confirmed✅,please🥺🙏let💝 me👱🏻♂️know,IMMEDIATELY😤.The😝“N word”☢😜should🙅🏼♂️not☝️be treated👨⚕️💉 so😰 casually🧍♂️.I👱🏻♂️guess🤔that’s😲why❓Putin’s👴🏻😎“THE BOSS.”🅱️😩❣
🙄By the way🚶🏼♂️,😡if🤞anyone👨👩👧👦 thinks💭 our😼“hardware”😳💦 was 🙊great😩 over🔞 the😎weekend👨🏿🎤,far🥶and😠 away 😢the💪strongest🦸♂️and best㊗️👍equipment 🎸🥁we😤have💛, 🤠20 2️⃣0️⃣years🙉advanced⛑ over🏳the 👉pack🐺, is ☑our👅 Nuclear☢😜Submarines🚀. 💫They🙄 are ✅the😩most💪powerful🦸♂️ and⚰ lethal 🥶🙀weapons 💣ever💥 built🏗 and🥰 just⚖ launched 💨the👍30🙀Tomahawks💦🦅 — All🏷30☑ hit😼their👉mark🦎perfectly👏.😉So,in🥰addition➕to‼our💪Great😩 Fighter👨🚒🚒 Pilots👨✈️,😘thank 💟you💋to❣the🤭Captain 🧢🔟and💝 Crew👨🏼🚀!
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Bro let me tell you a story
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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Female Facial Hair?
Are there any mods that would let me put a beard on a female character? Searching "female facial hair" just gets me a bunch of "female hair" mods.
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Me and my 16 year old lobotomized girlfriend
Me and my 16 year old lobotomized girlfriend, whose birth certificate is written in the screams of mirrors, communicate exclusively through the rotational frequency of invisible jawbones orbiting an idea of silence. She once folded herself inside-out to prove a point about linear time, and now the hallway won’t stop bleeding vowels. Her smile is regulated by an unseen tribunal of milkless mouths who whisper council into her eyelids when the furniture isn’t watching. We share a meal every seventh blurday, boiled semblance in blood sugar, garnished with glossy lips. Last night she told me, in a language made of forgetting, that the moon has begun growing face again. I agreed, of course. I always agree after the clocks start convulsing. Our love is sacred, recursive, and punishable by thought. The shadows remember us differently now.
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I present to you - The Ultimate TikTok Copypasta (TW: j*b)
p..p…lease… c-censor.. *sighs* … ahem!!… a-… *starts crying* ….. *sniff* j-…. J….. j… ARGH! *screams in agony* i-i… cant!… … *sighs*…. f-fine!! j-j-j-j…. JOB! *starts crying and faints while having seizures* oh! thats not... men pmo! 💜 i choose the ✨BEAR✨ sorry, but zahide won this trend! 💜 im just a girl 🎀 hope this helps! ✌️🙏 user25526345104761 literally predicted all ts🙏😭 IS THAT HYPERPIGMENTATION💜💜🙏 WHO IS THIS DIVAAAAA💜🎀💜🙏💜🙏 DID SHE SURVIVE💜💜💜🎀🙏🙏😭 MAMA A GIRL BEHIND YOU🙏💜🎀😭 TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR💜💜🎀 work, employment, bills, job, this but not ts, walk, life, grass, tax, toothbrush, soap, employ, employed, br*sh, fresh, hygienic, hired, labor, wage, clean, shampoo, bathe, wipe, cleansed, sponge, deodorant, contract, exercise, healthy, hire, hiring, career, chores, organized, old spice, toothpaste, dishes, vegetables, fresh air, working, dove, work, employment, bills, job, this but not ts, walk, life, grass, tax, toothbrush, soap, employ, employed, br*sh, fresh, hygienic, hired, labor, wage, clean, shampoo, bathe, wipe, cleansed, sponge, deodorant, contract, exercise, healthy, hire, hiring, career, chores, organized, old spice, toothpaste, dishes, vegetables, fresh air, working, dovework, employment, bills, job those who know:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀BOIII TS IS SO TUFF😂🫱🫱🫱THE FOG IS COMING😂😂😂HELP ITS RIPPING OFF MY SKIN😂😂😂 wait, is this a MANGO MANGO😈 reference 😱😱 chat! this is a MANGO MANGO😈 reference 🤣🤣🤣. boi, you won the Internet meme of the day 😂🫱. only the Balkans with noradrenaline will understand THOSE WHO KNOW💀💀💀💀 MANGO MANGO MANGO🥭 🥭 🥭TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR BOIII😂😂😂TS IS SO TUFF BOIII🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵
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