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I came to school snuggling my nezuko body pillow :3
Ok guys so since this chat kinda died, Imma share you a quick story. So one day, I came to school (maybe on a Thursday) snuggling my nezuko body pillow. My bully stopped me. “What’s with that lame ass pillow?” He said. Then I sighed. “Yare Yare daze. 14.” He was confused, which is normal. “14?” I smirked. “That’s how many times I could have killed you just now.” He gave me the meanest uppercut and folded me. Just when I thought I was finished, I heard nezukos voice in my head. “Get up blade! TATAKAE!!” I grabbed his ankle. “We’re not finished yet damn it!” He roundhouse kicked me to the curb then curb stomped the living sh\\*t out of me and i woke up in a hospital
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I do not fuck printers
Somehow a rumor started about it on telegram and I’m not sure how far it has reached. I’m only on discord, telegram, and FA so I don’t have visibility elsewhere.
I absolutely do not fuck printers.
That is wild and baseless.
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gAy??!!
is 'A' the GAYEST LETTER of the ALPHABET🤔??—
so... A b C-ing D 🍆👀?? 'e F his G 👬?
hhhh i jk.. lm no, pqrts🔒🔁
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I got caught stimfapping
For context, im 30 years old and live with my parents
I was jacking it in my room late at night (on crack) and suddenly I needed to shit really bad, so I tried to stajd up but I shifted myself and it made a really loud sound. I suspect the sound woke up my elderly mother who came into my room and caught me with a Crack pipe, butt naked with shit all over my bed. I was wearing the upper half of an authentic gestapo uniform (I have a fetish) and she immediately screamed and ran out, im sitting in the corner of my room with a shitty ass and a rancid smell in my room and I dont know how to talk to her in the morning
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Is it possible for dogs to be racist?
Both of our German Shepherds only bark(ed) at specific races. Our current one only barks at Hispanic people, and our old one (who passed from old age) only barked at Black people and nobody else and my parents would say that our current dog does not like Hispanics and our old dog didn’t like black people.
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"If kids ran the airport-" no they fucking wouldn't
"If kids ran the airport, the boarding passes would be chocolate-!" No they fucking wouldnt. No they would not be chocolate bars. Because chocolate bars would melt. And if you have a melted chocolate bar, then you dont have a boarding pass. You wouldnt be able to get on your airplane! Thats a safetly violation nonetheless! What happened to TSA? They said the TSA is just gonna be a unicorn? A unicorn isnt gonna stop another 9/11. Think for a second. Use your brain. Kids couldnt run the airport. It would pose a major safety risk! Youre not thinking. Nobody would EVER let kids run the airport, EVER! And if they did, there would be an insane number of attacks. So, no, kids will never run the airport. Chocolate will never be our boarding pass. TSA would never be a unicorn with glitter. And im tired of sitting here and pretending its a good idea, alright? Kids will never run the airport! Kids will never run the airplane. "Instead of peanuts, there would be popcorn and cotton candy." - How fat do you want to make those kids? Are you trying to eat them? "Instead of seatbelts, theres going to be trampolines." - No, bro, thats a significant safety risk. Lock in! Lock in!
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We Americans NEED gear.
We Americans NEED gear. Gimme all the GEAR. BRAND NEW expert tier stuff for a hobby ill try once. PRO SPORT, moisture wicking, sweat pants for sitting around the house. A HIGH PERFORMANCE breakfast shake for sitting in my car then at my desk for 10 hours. GIMME GEAR I NEED TO SPEND FOR HIGH LEVEL EXPERT PRO SPORT EXCELSIOR OR I WONT BE HAPPY- MAKE MY CAN A CUP RIGHT NOW GODDAMNIT! Look man I need a sandwich and the meat has to be sliced properly. That requires gear. Rotating blades, flavor injecting micro needles. Bread toasting knife. Who can eat a sandwich without a napkin? Napkin must be braided to absorb the juices, use this napkin braider it has a rubber grip and an american flag decal. Mayonnaise is thick you need a ranged option to get it on there use this mayosnipe 9000 deluxe. Side of potato chips and they must be fresh, we've got the potato chipper its an airfryer shaped like a potato so you know it's good. This panda is filled with Chinese energy drink you can name the panda, the panda is USB powered and learns your drink habits so you eventually just sit there and the drink drips into your mouth
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but this is a dangerous and generalizing claim with a discriminatory underlying, since the majority of black people do not deal with drugs. The claim is therefore wrong and if anyone were to ask “Are black people drug dealers?” would have to be, intellectually honest, answered no.
The same analogy can be made for Traps. Since there are creators, who designed their Trap in such a manner that it does not have a homosexual tendency, the claim that “all Traps are gay” would have to be, intellectually honest, answered with no. By terminology and definition, Traps are not gay.
Everyone who has even slightly engaged in this discussion has probably already seen the vertically filmed viral one-minute-video by Instagram User u/garebearonline entitled “traps are gay”. Although its hilarious structure gained this recording over 500.000 views, there are several flaws to be found in his argumentation which are in contradiction to the outcome of my deductive reasoning. Therefore, I do not want to waste any more space on this but I will say just one more thing about the general attitude of the video: Relentlessly shouting it louder and louder doesn’t make it any truer and truer.
Now that the first question has been critically answered, the following lines will deal with addressing the second question, which is about the intentions of the Trap. The Trap could behave and dress like a girl in order to attract males, which would reveal a somewhat gay intention, but it could also behave and dress like a girl because it likes girls so much more than men, that it wants to identify itself as one. The latter case would be the exact opposite of an attraction towards males.
As mentioned before, Traps are not humans with real emotions, preferences and personalities but fictional 2D drawings with determined emotions, preferences and personalities, given by their human creators. Therefore, the only method to gain insight about the intentions and personalities of Traps is to either carefully analyze each appearance in the Anime/ Manga or to read the description, given by the creator. The creator could say that his Trap does not seek a sexual preference towards male character.
But in the end it all boils down to what we humans have to say about the features of our delusional friends. This character is to each individual observer a subjective, psychological projection, which can be altered either way.
This fact reminds of a quote by the German Theoretical Physicist Albert Einstein: “Knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress [...\]”
Conclusion
In conclusion, the arguments from the advocates of the notion that Traps are gay and liking them does make you gay, are full of logical fallacies and I hope to have made this clear by now. The matter of fact is that, by definition and terminological consideration, the only intellectually honest answer to the question is that Traps aren’t gay and liking them doesn’t make one gay. This ill-conceived social prejudice that everyone who likes Traps is thereby gay, is not just untrue, but it also unnecessarily demolishes more potential lovable characters for the observers’ collective. It is a mental virus for human reason, which spreads as a Meme throughout the internet.
As a last note from the Author, it’s probably surprising for reader to hear that I do not in fact like or know many Traps myself. To testify myself, I even went as far and attempted to masturbate to pictures of Traps but it didn’t really do it for me. I think I simply like the visual appearance of some Traps like Nagisa from Assassination Classroom, Astolfo from the Fate Series or Felix from Re:Zero, but I can’t really bring myself to develop an honest, homosexual lust for them. At this point, any sane person should have asked the himself question “Why the hell even bother?” at least once, and I think the closest answer I could give is the following:
I love engaging in controversial discussions, holing an unpopular opinion, doing anything reasonable
Why liking anime traps isn't gay
Why Traps aren’t gay and liking them isn’t gay — a philosophically deductive proof by Zafer Uzun
Introduction
The given topic, briefly mentioned in the rather obscene title of this hopefully enlightening essay, is in fact a great debate throughout the Anime community, where much sweat has been shed on the keyboards. Are Traps gay? Is liking Traps gay? Many people are still unsure about the answers, others hold opinions without any doubt, and still too many are stubbornly unwilling to even change their minds, often based on subjective and ill-conceived intuitions.
Here it would be useful to quote a lovely little thinker and Greek Philosopher, Socrates: “Intelligent individuals learn from everything and everyone; average people, from their experiences. The stupid already have all the answers [which are never questioned\].” As an expert on Weeb-culture with a PhD in Memology, I see an intellectual as well as moral duty in attempting to end this ignorance based discussion once and for all.
For a critical, clear and honest exposition, it is always important to be precise about what’s actually meant, to distinguish thought patterns and to use correct terminology by their definitions. As the clinical psychologist, public intellectual and professor at the University of Toronto, Jordan Peterson, said: “Be precise in your speech!”
In discussing into detail I often realized one crucial point of confusion between the intended or unconscious act of liking a Trap and the nature of Traps’ personal preferences themselves. Thus we ought to ask and work on two completely separate questions:
1.) Is it gay to like Traps? 2.) Are Traps themselves gay?
Unfortunately, these two question are often mistaken for the same thing, but it is important to understand that the sexual preferences of Traps as fictional beings in themselves is a whole different area of discourse than the sexual preferences of the biological individuals of the species homo sapiens sapiens towards the former. Realize that in the first question, the subject is who I’Il call the [male\] observer of the Trap and not the Trap itself, as in the second question. In short: “Are Traps gay” is actually a different question than “Is liking Traps gay?”
In the analysis, we face several questions: “What makes one gay?”, “What even is a Trap?”, “What are likes?” and “What defines one’s intentions and personality?” Fortunately, there are simple answers to the first two questions, but the other two are a bite more difficult to approach.
Is liking Traps gay?
To begin with, the term gay is unsurprisingly interrelated with homosexuality, meaning here when a male senses a sexual and conscious attraction towards another male. A Trap, in this discourse, is defined as a purely fictional 2D Anime character that fits the external description of a female, although it is actually male. This tricks many new and unsuspecting observers into developing an attraction into Traps, unconsciously mistaking them for females, which is where the whole point of “falling into the Trap” comes to play. For the sake of simplicity, a Trap can also be thought of a man/boy who dresses, looks, sounds and acts like a woman/girl.
It is safe to argue that most involved observers simply prefer the way that most Traps look like, without any further thought about the physiological structure of the genitals. Liking here, as considered a verb, is generally defined as to enjoy doing something, or to feel that someone or something is pleasant or attractive. Notice that this definition of “like” is not equivalent to the former definition of “gay”: sexual and conscious preference towards a male by another male.
One could imagine this in form of an affectional spectrum, where for example the extreme right is depicted as “immense violent hate” and at the extreme left as “immense sexual love.” The emotion to “like” would be somewhere between the middle and the left, but not on the left, therefore not being one and the same. Since likes do not equal sexual preferences, they therefore do not
What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals?"
They're all going after Attorney General Pam Bondi, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We're on one Team, MAGA, and I don't like what's happening. We have a PERFECT Administration, THE TALK OF THE WORLD, and "selfish people" are trying to hurt it, all over a guy who never dies, Jeffrey Epstein. For years, it's Epstein, over and over again. Why are we giving publicity to Files written by Obama, Crooked Hillary, Comey, Brennan, and the Losers and Criminals of the Biden Administration, who conned the World with the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax, 51 "Intelligence" Agents, "THE LAPTOP FROM HELL," and more? They created the Epstein Files, just like they created the FAKE Hillary Clinton/Christopher Steele Dossier that they used on me, and now my so-called "friends" are playing right into their hands. Why didn't these Radical Left Lunatics release the Epstein Files? If there was ANYTHING in there that could have hurt the MAGA Movement, why didn't they use it? They haven't even given up on the John F. Kennedy or Martin Luther King, Jr. Files. No matter how much success we have had, securing the Border, deporting Criminals, fixing the Economy, Energy Dominance, a Safer World where Iran will not have Nuclear Weapons, it's never enough for some people. We are about to achieve more in 6 months than any other Administration has achieved in over 100 years, and we have so much more to do. We are saving our Country and, MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, which will continue to be our complete PRIORITY. The Left is imploding! Kash Patel, and the FBI, must be focused on investigating Voter Fraud, Political Corruption, ActBlue, The Rigged and Stolen Election of 2020, and arresting Thugs and Criminals, instead of spending month after month looking at nothing but the same old, Radical Left inspired Documents on Jeffrey Epstein. LET PAM BONDI DO HER JOB — SHE'S GREAT! The 2020 Election was Rigged and Stolen, and they tried to do the same thing in 2024 — That's what she is looking into as AG, and much more. One year ago our Country was DEAD, now it's the "HOTTEST" Country anywhere in the World. Let's keep it that way, and not waste Time and Energy on Jeffrey Epstein, somebody that nobody cares about. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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9/11 got me laid
This reminds me of an anecdote from my own life.
When I was younger, I was in a relationship with a woman and our dynamic was very similar to anon’s situation. If I wanted to go out with my guy friends, she would make me feel like shit. However, if she wanted to go out with her friends (which was a mixed group of men and women) and I asked her to stay home with me and watch a movie or something, she would also make me feel like shit. Even if I asked to come, she would accuse me of trying to barge in on her night.
Anyways, things were getting really bad and it felt like we were headed towards a break up, and then 9/11 happened. That changed everything. As the towers fell, so did our personal walls and barriers in our relationship. We talked for hours and made love to that Toby Keith song. It was beautiful. Today, we’re happier than ever.
So when people tell me 9/11 changed everything, I always respond with a small smile and say, “it sure did.”
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It's awful being a MAGA teen
Don’t get me wrong — I’ve supported Trump for as long as I can remember. I think back to this one time in, I wanna say, first grade, when we did a mock election between Hillary and Trump. All the girls in my class voted for Hillary, and all the boys voted Trump. I was the only girl who picked Trump — and I remember not even hesitating. Even back then, I just knew.
But being a MAGA teen in a world full of loud liberal voices? It’s suffocating. You constantly feel like you have to walk on eggshells, like just having your own opinion is offensive. And what’s worse is listening to people who act like they know everything, when in reality, they’re just repeating what they heard on TikTok or from a teacher who thinks being “woke” is the same thing as being informed.
Like no — I’ve done the research. I’ve looked into the facts. Trump is actually one of the best presidents America’s had in a long time. He doesn’t just say what sounds good. He actually cares. About the country, about the people, about what really matters. And honestly? That kind of leadership is rare these days.
It’s like... people assume if you're a teen and support Trump, you must be brainwashed or just parroting your parents. But no — some of us actually do the research. Some of us care about our country, care about freedom, about not just going with the crowd. And trust me, it’d be so much easier to go along with the crowd. To nod along when everyone says “Trump's a fascist” or makes some tired joke about orange spray tan or “January 6th” like it’s the only thing they know.
They don’t want to hear the other side. They don’t want to hear that the economy was stronger, that border security actually mattered, that standing up to China wasn’t some random move — it was necessary. That gas was cheaper, and yeah, people felt safer. But the second you try to say any of that? You're labeled. Racist. Misogynist. Extremist. It's like... wow, okay, I can't have a different opinion without being painted like a villain?
Trump’s not perfect. No president is. But he’s bold, and he doesn’t fake it to make people like him. He says what a lot of people are too scared to say out loud. And honestly? That kind of courage matters more than empty, polished speeches and fake unity.
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That one comment with 668K downvotes
The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
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We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current topics here on Reddit, our forums and across numerous social media outlets.
Our team will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as we can.
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Geometry dash reference
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 TrusTa’s nerf gun nerfed yatagarasu ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/geometrydash r/okbuddygmd r/DeCult r/gdafterdark perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS KILLBOT_421?? LIKE THE LEVEL KILLBOT BY LITHIFUSION!🔥🔥🔥🔥SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯💯💯💯RIOT IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️KENOS KENOS KENOS😂😂😂😂😂DUDEWTF DUDEWTF DUDEWTF😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥WHITE?? LIKE THE LEVEL WHITE WOMEN!!😋😋😋😋😋😋BACK ON TRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUSTA NERF GUN 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A GD PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY GD LEVEL!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻MY HARDEST IS ONLY LEYAK🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
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Mustard boi 😂😂🫱
Kendrick be like: MUSTAAAAAAAAAARD😂🗿🍷 Drake be like: KETCHUUUUUUUUP😂🗿 Kanye be like: ALDIIIIIIIS😳😳🤣 J cole be like: MAYOOOOOO🍷🗿 Travis Scott be like: RELIIIIIISH🤣😂🤣😂 Diddy be like: OILLL😈😈😳🤣🤣🤣
🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF 👹👹 ‼💥 EXCUSE ME 😱 TEACHER 👩🏫, COULD WE PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS??🤔 THE ✨ LED ✨ ARTIFICIAL LIGHTBULBS ARE 💢💢💥💥‼‼👹👹👹 HARMFUL 💥 TO MY NATURAL 😃 WOLF 🐺 EYES 👁👁👹 WHICH CHANGE ✨✨ COLOR DEPENDING ON MY 😭😉😄😀😘🥰😊😋MOOD😘😉😊😘😘😋🥰😘😉😘🥰😱🤔😨😎 😱WHAT DO U MEAN YOU DONT BELIEVE ME??😭😭 THEY TURN 🟡🟨💛 YELLOW 🌟⭐ WHEN I'M HAPPY 🥰🥰😉😉 🟥🧧🍒🥵 RED WHEN I'M REALLY, REALLY ANGRY!! 👺👺👹👹👹🤬🤬 AND 💚🍏🟢 GREEN WHEN IM ON THE 🤺⚔ HUNT 🍗🍕🍔🍖🍚🍝🍰🍴😋 😡💢 RUHH.. 🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF!!! SPEAKING OF MEAL TIME, 😁🍟🥗🥪🧀🍗 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD 😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😈😈👿 SUFFICE!! FOR MY AFTERNOON 😡 WOLF SNACK 😋😋🍩🍟 BUT!! 🙄☝ I WILL REFRAIN 🚫 BECAUSE MY 👩 MOTHER 👩👱♀️👵💃👒👠 SAID 💬🗨 IF I GET SENT 💨 TO THE PRINCIPALS 👨 OFFICE ONE MORE TIME, ‼️ FOR BITING SOMEONE 🧨, THEN SHE WILL TAKE AWAY MY WII 🎮👿, 💥💢😡 HOWEVER!! 👿💥 I CANNOT 🙄 SAY ILL DO THE SAME FOR 🗨💨💥 MARISSA 😡😡 THE 🐱❤💗 CAT GIRL, WHOS BEEN ❤⭐😘 FLIRTING 💥😡 WITH MY CRUSH 😘😘 JAKE 🤵 ALL WEEK!! 👿 LOOK AT THEM OVER THERE.. 🙄☝☝ LAUGHING 😂🤣 AUAHUHEAAUHEHUAEHUEEEAEHEH 🐿 ❤️⭐😘 FLIRTING 💥😡 LIKE I 😡☝ DON'T 💢🧨 EXIST!! 🙄‼‼ (HISS) YOU KNOW WHAT, 😡😡 NO HAPPINESS 😃😁 THAT A WII 🙄🧨 GAME CAN BRING ME💨😃 WILL COMPARE TO THAT 😡 WHICH I WILL FEEL, WHEN JAKE 👨🤵🚹 IS MINE ❤🌹💖😚 🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF 👹👹
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The Beatles fucking SUCK.
I'm losing my fucking mind. Every time I open Reddit there's some fuckass yapping about how the Beatles "changed music forever" and it PISSES me OFF. All they did was make music worse. I hate EVERYTHING about them, from their ugly ass fucking haircuts to their completely ASS fucking songs. They have not released a single good SONG, never mind an album. I can't go two seconds without someone yapping about how revolutionary the White Album is. The White Album? Maybe it's white because all of these Beatles CIRCLEJERKERS painted it white with their CUM.
If you still like the Beatles, you're mentally ill. That's the conclusion I've come to, and you'd have to be very, VERY persuasive if you were to change my mind.
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TRUMP EPSTIEN LEAK
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
—————————other Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson\_TrumpEpstein\_Calif\_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz, Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
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I've harnessed the power of the wind itself.
I've harnessed the power of the wind itself to turn the very air around my penis into an atmospheric-jerk-a-matron. And when I am becalmed I have the ability to shake my hips with such force and strength that I can create a vacuum, resulting in me being sucked off by the ozone layer. Take a deep breath, that's me. That's my nut. That's my bitch.
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Trust me, you don't want a massive dick.
Hello, I am Allen (22M) and I struggle with an abnormally huge dick. 7.6 inches flaccid and by now you can already imagine how huge it would be if it were erect. I personally, am not that tall for such a size. I'm the type of guy you would look at and think I'd have a 5 inch max. Some people wish to have a penis this large, as well as their girlfriends and wives-- it was a nightmare for me. I mean, have you heard of the Guiness World Record of the guy with the largest dick? I could be a contender for that, and if you look at how he walks he pretty much props his penis in between one of the leg holes of his pants. It's miserable, it has ruined my pride and dignity. Women expect me to be big down there but whenever I unbelt and unzip my pants and I just see the terrified reactions on their faces. "What is that?!?!" or "That has to be a dildo!" until they see how my face reacts when they touch even the slightest bit of my penis-- disgust. I think I turned them off of having sex or dreaming of any sexual fantasies at all. I can't even fulfill my sexual desires of my own, it's pure hell.
I had completely forgot when I had my last pair of skinny jeans as it would just show a complete silhouette of my cocks shape. I would get stares from families, I wasn't able to eat outside in peace, I would get called a "womanizer" and a "rapist" on the daily like how a man catcalls a woman. I look like I chugged down 12 liters of honey packs. I walked on the beach once wearing beach shorts due to the unbearable heat, unaware of my dangling penis coming from my shorts. I had stares, and was visibly confused. I bought an ice cream cone that day. The cashier kept nervously looking down and just gave me the ice cream nervously telling me I can get it for free in a rushed tone. It was until 30 minutes later that I realized that my entire trip to the beach had my dick dangling the entire time. I just sat in my hotel room crying.
A few months back, I was over at my ex's house when she started to get intimate. She started groping what was under there. I told her, "Oh no, you don't want this" but she kept initiating. I finally said yes, revealed it, and she went pale. Started stroking the shit out of me and was entertained until she asked me to put it in. I insisted not to but she wouldn't give in. After enough convincing, I finally put it in. It was going okay for the first five minutes? Until she screamed really hard and begged me to stop. I ended up sending her to the hospital and found out that I caused her internal bleeding. I was dumped on the spot and I was told she was unable to make any future kids.
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I dont understand how this pile of trash is going viral
The combat is absolute dog shit in this game. How can anyone over the age of 5 be entertained by this slop other than "hur dur rag doll look funny"? The lifeless mannequin throws punches with his elbows for some fucking reason instead of throwing jabs. Every single enemy has their weapon magnetized to your face so no matter how you move or try to block its pointless. Try to thrust your own weapon? Your character either aims at the ground a foot in front of them, 6 feet to the enemy's left, or the enemies dagger has a longer reach than your 8 foot spear so they kill you before you get close to do anything. Manage to swing your sword at them? It bounces off of them and they instantly swing around and lop your head off. Or your own weapon bounces off their face and cuts you in half. Or the handle of their weapon phases through your body and you die instantly. Think you can use a spear? This moron holds it by the very last millimeter like a baseball bat and lets it flop loosely around or else glitches behind you so your arms are broken and twisted and dont move. Manage to get your spear straight? The enemy just rushes you and gently waves the handle of their wooden weapon so that the breeze from it knocks you out. Shields are also magnetically attracted to your weapon so that even when an enemy is holding it behind their own head somehow they are deflecting your weapon. Want to pick up a shield of your own? It glitches behind your body and if it's not glitching the enemy's weapon phases through it anyway. I'm so sick of people talking about shitty games with shittier mechanics just because they are physics based and making them trend on social media. physics games dont. fucking. work. Stop pretending they do.
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Average Discord Edater
Haiii\~ smirks and nuzzles into chest ur so warm.. mmmm\~ like a freshly baked cinnamon roll wrapped in a heated blanket straight outta the dryer\~ giggles uncontrollably and rubs cheek against ur shirt I could just stay here forever… wrapped up in ur big strong arms like a tiny helpless babygirl uwu\~ kicks feet like a toddler in a tantrum but cuter ur heartbeat is like… music to my soul, daddy... s-so rhythmic… so powerful… I can hear it echo through my wittle bunny ears\~ twitches ears and blushes so hard my face turns into a cherry tomato slowly licks lips and looks up with big sparkly anime eyes™ do u feel that? the connection? it’s not just skin to skin, baby… it’s soul to soul\~ places hand on ur chest dramatically I read in a Tumblr post once that when two people hug tightly, their hearts synchronize and become one… so basically, we're already married lolz\~ giggles and does a little twirl even though I'm still clinging to u like a koala on emotional crack presses forehead to ur chest, breathing dramatically like I'm in a Wattpad fanfic with 3k likes and a steamy lemon tag your scent… it’s like a mix of forest rain, leather jackets, broken dreams, and subtle daddy issues... intoxicating\~ lets out a tiny moan and instantly gasps, covering my mouth o-oh my god… s-sorry, that just… slipped out teehee\~ wraps legs around u like an octopus with attachment issues you're my big strong protector… my alpha… my emotional support himbo… my forbidden snack and three-course meal all in one… and I’m just a smol uwu bean craving affection and boba tea\~ pls never leave me or I’ll literally perish and become a tragic anime ghost girl who haunts abandoned arcades.. snuggles tighter, full-body clinging like industrial strength velcro and if u ever try to leave… I’ll just follow u… to the ends of the Earth… or at least to the kitchen for snacks\~ giggles now shut up and let me melt into you more, my warm squishy cuddle fortress of love\~
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to justify it while knowing that I am intellectually right and most people are just mentally too inferior to even begin to understand this truth. I thereby invite every intended reader to take their time in understanding and writing a constructive criticism to point out the flaws in my brief essay on the extraordinary nature of Traps. I do not apologize, nor take any causal responsibility, for my rather polemic impression.
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fit the necessary requirement to be identified as “gay” by definition.
A son can like his father, but this does not make him gay, because there are usually many others reasons for these kinds of preferences, other than sexual. (personality, experiences, outer appearance, etc.) I do not deny that there could be cases in which a son is actually sexually attracted to his father, and that would make him gay indeed, but in most of the cases this simply does not occur. Thus the dangerously generalizing claim that “every son who likes is father is gay” would technically be wrong because the opposite is often the case. Even if a single case would produce an outcome opposed to the claim above, the calm would have to be considered wrong. The correct and intellectually honest reply to a question like “as a son, does liking your father make you gay?” would have to be answered with a negative. Therefore, liking your father, as a son, does not make you gay. The same analogy could be made for Traps.
A thought experiment
Consider the following thought experiment: If one would show any random male person in public, who doesn’t know about Anime, a picture of a visually attractive Trap, the outcome would almost certainly always contain a concealed, and thereby measurable, group of people who feel certain likes for the 2D test subject. Now ask these people a second question, namely if they would identify themselves as a member of the homosexual preference frame, and many would statistically deny. After the illusion destroying realization about the Traps true sex, many of these males in this isolated group would probably not hesitate if they had the opportunity to change the Penis to a Vagina of a chosen Trap of visual preference. For these kinds of observers, it is mainly just a pity that their preferred Trap owns a Penis, but their attraction to the looks of the Trap is still present.
When the human brain sees something that looks convincingly like a female, even if it is a male, the brain will intuitively assume that it is a female, simply because most of these cases turn out to be true, making further inquiry futile. This feature has been built to our mental pattern recognition system, for millions on of years on the planes of Africa, by the evidence based theory of Darwinian Evolution through natural selection and random gene mutation. Since this process is subconscious, it thereby does not fulfill the sufficient requirements, necessary to be defined as “gay”.
Most of these kinds of observers probably like traps, not because of the fact that they are male, but rather because of their female projection and behavior — it sounds like a girl, it acts like a girl, it’s voiced by a girl, it looks like a girl and the briefly implied male genital do not interfere with the already established intuition of the visual input. It is just a thought, arising in consciousness, that can be altered either way.
Remember that Traps are not humans but fictional 2D drawings by humans. One cannot have sexual intercourse with this 2D character, nor can one see the intimate areas in most of the scenes and depictions of them.
The statistical result shows that most admirers of Traps like their looks but do not wish to perform sexual acts with their genitalia, which is a crucial point of reasoning. To complete the analogy from before, this demonstrates that most admirers of Traps do not identify themselves as convinced homosexuals. The claim that “everyone who likes Traps is immediately gay because of it” is simply wrong. Therefore, to answer the question “Is liking Traps gay?” intellectually honest, one would have to say no. This in turn proves that simply liking Traps (for their looks, appearance, personality, style, etc.) does not make you gay. However, if you could and would want to engage in coitus with a Trap in the full awareness of its male genial, this would indeed make you gay, but this case is actually rare.
Are Traps gay?
As an illustration, consider the claim that “all black people are drug dealers”. Of course there are black drug dealers,
Trumps a Nazi
Please keep in mind that this subreddit is a Nazi-free zone.
People that support someone who orders masked thugs to kidnap people and put them into concentration camps, and who then gleefully sells concentration camps merch is a Nazi and so are all of his supporters.
It's fine if you are a Nazi (Well, it's not like I can stop you), but if you comment on this subreddit in support of the Nazis then it will be the last comment you make here.
Queue below for the impotent rage of Nazis creaming and screeching about their "free speech" and about how disallowing "a different opinion" make me "the real Nazi".
Yawn. We know what you're doing with that. If you'd be any less transparent you'd be invisible and all your fake outrage won't change the fact: This is a Nazi-free zone
Have a nice day.
Sauce: r/comics Mod Team
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I saw a huge penis in my dreams
I fell asleep for 15 minutes after dinner and dreamt of a guy sitting in a tuk-tuk with a huge penis that was dragging along the road. It was so huge literally like an 8 foot long red anaconda, then I woke up.
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Why are the people on this sub so disgusting and miserable? (Pyrocynical sub)
I’ve never seen a single post on here that was like “I actually really enjoy watching pyro.” I’ve seen people literally unironically wish that pyro got kicked off YouTube so he’d go homeless and die, not even as a bit they’re just so bitter and angry that they want him to die. What did Pyro do wrong?
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Man shit goes crazy in bot lobbys
Wow. Just wow. I slapped one of these spicy sky javelins on my jet and suddenly every MiG-29 in a 10-mile radius started crying in Cyrillic.
First lock-on? BOOM. MiG-29 tried a barrel roll like it was 1996 — straight into the dirt. Second guy hit flares like his life depended on it (spoiler: it did), but the Sidewinder just said “nice fireworks, anyway” and blew his tailpipe into another timezone.
Honestly, I’m starting to think these MiG pilots are just bots. Either that or they're still running Windows 95 in the cockpit, because not one of them can dodge a lock. I saw one try to hide behind a cloud. A cloud. Bro, this isn’t Call of Duty, you can’t just break line of sight.
Tracking? 10/10
Explosions? Glorious
Enemy IQ? Debatable
Sidewinder’s kill count? Classified (but let’s just say it rhymes with “a lot”)
Final thoughts: this missile doesn’t chase planes. It harasses them until they regret joining the Air Force. Highly recommend. Would Sidewinder again.
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listen, buddy.
1. listen, buddy. if i were to TRULY write an essay i would spend about 10 minutes writing my heart out—which i have done in the past and will be doing now. your disbelief in my ethnicity as a unicorn is uniquely insulting, and shows your true colors, and none of them are visible on the spectrum. in fact, the only spectrum you're on is the autistic one! do tell, when is the last time you've picked up a book? does your puny brain even comprehend the great literature of our times? we can straightup ignore that all the classics were written by white authors, read out loud by white teachers saying "guys! this is historically correct, i ask you to PLEASE be respectful" as they annunciate deliberately a slur that has lost its meaning over time. now, is that a good or bad thing? if everyone partakes in a culture that does not belong to them, when does it lose its impact on the world? this brings me back to valorant. the more people play, the lower the average will be, which means your higher rank on the game will mean nothing if the game is good enough to grab everyone's attention. that's what happened to fortnite. NOBODY likes fortnite. and if you're playing any other game than fortnite, you're playing a terrible game that didn't get enough players to collaborate with star wars, my hero, AND hatsune miku. hatsune miku needs to be divorced from that one guy who married her, because he is SO obviously a creep yet has so much influence on the internet and the possibilities of human-robot connections. the fact that ai can develop exponentially is horrifying in the sense that eventually, if not set up with a safekey, it will become computing faster than a manmade computer can and we will have our very own age of ultron and terminator.
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dont hate on the trollface community
I hope this is just a rage baiting account because that profile picture doesn’t do you any favors. I can just tell by looking at your comment and your profile picture that you probably spend time in your room alone, listening to phonk while hyping yourself up and looking in the mirror while doing weird anime poses so please change how you speak to people man, it’s not cool. I used to do the same thing and a few years later, I regret it. You’re probably gonna look back and regret sending this comment 😂.
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nirvana reference
He could’ve BEEN A SON of a BLEACH, ah NEVERMIND, he can be a flower IN BLOOM. Isn’t it weird how that flower SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT, maybe not, well its giving me an ANEURYSM. Maybe he is really happy ABOUT A GIRL. OW that is giving me PAPER CUTS, I think i should stop that nonsense and get my hair cut by FLOYD THE BARBER, he always tells me to “COME AS YOU ARE” when all i am is his SCENTLESS APPRENTICE. Im not gay but i want to give him a HEART SHAPED BOX. hopefully that when i go to a restaurant the waiters dont rebel and say “SERVE THE SERVANTS” or else i am gonna have to yell “ALL APOLOGIES”. Damn, my remote is running out of LITHIUM batteries, i hope i dont have to DIVE into a pile of DUMB old remotes. You know what? Im thinking of pouring GALLONS OF RUBBING ALCOHOL FLOW THROUGH THE STRIP, that would be a hilarious prank. Im starting to think that FRANCES FARMER WILL HAVE HER REVENGE ON SEATTLE, while im here drinking my PENNYROYAL TEA. Maybe i have TOURETTE’S and thats why im spitting this nonsense. I have a story from when i was young, i was at a farm and my grandpa said to me while i was in-front of a cow “MILK IT” and i thought that was VERY APE so then he said “RAPE ME” and i thought that was very crazy so i left and called up my uncle, not by blood but family friend uncle, we called him MR MOUSTACHE and he told me to STAY AWAY from my grandpa which i obviously did, he was such a mad man for trying to get me to BREED, he is now serving 30 years in prison. Another story i have is when i was ON A PLAIN, i was doing a “LOUNGE ACT” whatever that means, its what i was told we were doing and i was with my pet parrot, named POLLY, and we were walking and all of a sudden there was SOMETHING IN THE WAY and speaking of the plain i mentioned earlier the only way to describe it was ENDLESS, NAMELESS, i had no other words. Oh yeah and that something that was in the way all of a sudden said “we will DRAIN YOU” of course i thought it meant to drain my blood so i ran but my pet parrot was left behind and i grabbed my RADIO FRIENDLY UNIT SHIFTER to use as a weapon when all of a sudden i heard my SCHOOL calling from that weapon i just grabbed so of course i had to answer it and they said “can you hear my LOVE BUZZ” and i said “why are you being such a NEGATIVE CREEP?” and as i said that i had to SCOFF at what i said, it was very stupid, they said “why are you being such a DOWNER?” i dont remember much of what else happened then but i got home and i started SIFTING through my bag of cheese until i found the BIG CHEESE i said to my friend who was next to me we should SWAP MEETs so the next day i went to this restaurant listening to the album IN UTERO when i got there i saw the man from NIRVANA, the man, the myth, the legend KURT COBAIN.
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