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super whys brother
Believe it or not, Jack Beanstalk is my most favorite of all the Super Why characters, Whyatt is one of my favorite characters but Jack takes the cake for me. I first saw him in the episode where Jack goes off the College in late 2012 but didn't see him until after I saw the City Mouse and the Country Mouse, whom are also in that episode. Then I finally saw Jack himself!
I saw Jack again in the episode, The Three Bears, The Mystery, apparently a sequel to The Three Bears. This is the first time I saw Jack angry, but again, I didn't see him until the end of the episode.
After seeing those two episoes in late 2012, if not sooner or later, I only had very minimal interest in Super Why but did watch the show. Then, just like I said in my review of Super Why the show, I started having dreams about Super Why, starting with me dreaming of hearing about Jack on the radio. It said that Jack was coming to Tucson, Arizona. But that is what sparked my interest in Jack Beanstalk, if only I knew, or remembered his name at the time (I wasn't watching TV during that time due to personal issues, which I will not talk about, and shouldn't anyway.) But come the summer of last year, I started watching Super Why, mostly for Jack, but it took patience and after watching Super Why as much as I did, I finally saw Jack again in the episode where Baby Joy says her first word. And I found a screenshot from that episode somewhere online trying to find pictures of Jack.
What I would like to ask is, can some pictures of Jack Beanstalk be posted on this website please? Especially on this page? I know Jack is just a minor character, but whether he knows it or not, he does have a fan, and that fan is me. He may have a few other fans, and if he does, I am one of them. And it would have been nice to see a lot more of Jack on Super Why. I couldn't find very many pictures of Jack Beanstalk, and unless I didn't look carefully enough, I couldn't even find him on the P.B.S. kids website, although I did find a video clip with him there.
What concerns me a bit, Wikipedia says Jack is 18 years old, but on this website, iit is said that he's 12. But Jack went off to College so he has to have been 18 (possibly 17 when Super Why started.) Unless, Jack Beanstalk was a Super Genious and did exceedingly well in school, I don't think he's 12 years old. I may be a member of this website now, but I'm afraid to edit it because I don't know for sure how old Jack is, one saying he's 18 and another saying he's 12, and since I don't know myself, I'm not going to risk replacing what may or may not be false with something that might just be false, maybe more false. I think more research needs to be done on Jack.
On a side note, but a Super Why related note, what episodes of Super Why does Ken Beanstalk appear in? I ask this because I read somewhere, maybe it was Wikipedia, or another website, that toward the end of Season 1, Ken Beanstalk came along, or something like that, and replaced Jack and became Whyatt's new older brother. And I checked the next two episodes after "The City Mouse and the Country Mouse," where Jack makes his departure, which were the final two episodes of Season 1, and I did not see Ken anywhere, unless I wasn't paying attention. Maybe he's in one or some of the Season 2 episodes. And I would like to see picures of him too. I know he's supposed to be Jack's identical twin, but I still want to see him.
What I cannot understand is, how is it that the Beanstalk Children are Jack, Whyatt, and Joy, and then after Jack leaves, Ken comes? Did Ken mysteriously appear or something? Or were Jack and Ken separated at birth and Ken was a long-lost family member? Or how is Ken a replacement of Jack? Somebody please tell me something! Okay too dramatic, but still.
But I would like to see more pictures of Jack Beanstalk and I would like to see Ken Beanstalk too, and I would like to know the episodes Ken appears in so I can watch for them. Maybe see Jack and Ken together in at least one picture?
Confession of Ida Celestia Pond
I am deeply in love with Duncan!!!!!! #DILWID
I couldn't tell you how many ways we are perfect kindred spirits! There are heatwaves - love waves of destiny leading me to her. I love how she flipped her hair, she mirrors my personality, spirit of '76, no rules, do whatever you want, flip your hair, save the pigs! She was perfectly celestial!
Her mom was a piano teacher. My mom is a piano teacher!!!!! Her dad worked at a bank called the Pioneer Bank. My dad worked as a tour guide on a paddlewheeler called the Pioneer Princess. Her dad was a part-time poet. I'm an heiress to a poetry dynasty, the Ponds, my dad is a part-time poet as well! My dad is Patrick Charles Pond! HER DAD'S MIDDLE NAME WAS CHARLES AS WELL! (Joseph Charles Duncan)!
However I would change my last name to Duncan in a heartbeat! And if anyone asks me why my name reads Duncan, I would respond "Duncan your head in the toilet!" laugh hysterically, flip my hair as I run away.
In her autobiography she said her mom wouldn't stop playing the piano! Well that describes my mom to a T! She said her entire family said her dad's job in real estate ruined the family! If my dad's job in real estate didn't, I would be home in New Brunswick right now! Real estate lawyers can all staple their heads to a toilet (In Fredericton!) His brothers tell him to quit and move home as well.
But why be homesick when you can be lovestruck? With the flip of her hair, l am overwhelmed with love for her long brown hair, the spirit of '76 and independent personality we share. What a rush, who needs a themepark ride when I have you Izzy!
The Pond name was originally in Philadelphia. She was also paternally of Philadelphian descent! Hence how we love independence! We're philly girls! Power couple! Perhaps that's good that we're lost in time because Isalestia Punkin (isn't that a pretty couple name!) would flip the world upside down. Vandalism and haikus written on kitchen tables would become commonplace. Yes, the Ponds and the Duncans were both - on our dads' sides no less - of Philadelphian heritage! We're Philly girls! That is why we love freedom that much! 76 Doesn't that make you wanna listen to The Dead Milkmen and watch a 76ers game?
After that, her dad had to move the family away because of his new job. That is what happened to me! I FEEL YOUR PAIN! (Quit your job dad, I want to go home!) Having lived virtually all of her first sixteen years in Oakland, Isadora moved back to San Francisco with her family when her long-absent father, now seventy-four, bought them a mansion. I am 16 right now. I have lived virtually all my first sixteen years of my life in a place that isn't my home. Port Hawkesbury which drains me of joy and inspiration. When I should be home with my family and the wonderful river and the sky and the woods and the pigpen and the pinball bar and the celestial world in Fredericton! Wonderful Fredericton! The Celestial City! (I'm coming home again in 2 days!)
We usually only come home on long weekends when PINHEAD - that is - PATRICK - that is - Dad has time off work. Which is depressing until I learned I wasn’t alone. THAT IS RIGHT! I WAS ALWAYS SAYING IT'S KINDA DEPRESSING THAT I AM 16 NOW, THAT I'VE LIVED MOST OF THE FIRST SIXTEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE IN A DIFFERENT PLACE! THAT ISN'T VERY NORMAL NOW IS IT? IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO WAS THROUGH THAT? My destiny answered YES!
Parallel waves 🩷🌊
I wasn't alone!
I love you love you love you love you love you Isadora 🩷🌊
And after those first sixteen years, she comes back home to her family! Remember the paddlewheeler cruise? This year could be THE YEAR! Captain Robin Hanson's lookin for tourguides again! I am 16 right now! I am coming home my celestial home! Did I mention this was all because of her dad's job? (Her dad of Philadelphian descent, who originally worked at something called "Pioneer", who was a part-time poet, whose middle name was Charles!) Also her mom was a piano teacher! Kindred spirits!
You can't spell Isadora without Ida! And you can't spell Ida without her
I found the perfect way to explain my gender
I found the perfect way to explain my gender. So. I watched a play through of that new Your Boyfriend game and I finally realised what I want my gender to be perceived as. Creepy ass COMPLETELY unhinged weirdo stalker but also kinda cute looks innocent enough that u would let ur guard down around them and they would kidnap u. So. Maybe yanderegender? But yk I can’t call it that bc yandere is a uh… an ableist term.. which is rlly embarrassing for me considering my tt username is yanderemishima and idk what to change it to but anyways that’s my gender. Creepy weird sadistic pervert but also just a cute lil guy :3. Yk. That probably doesn’t make sense but that’s it. That’s the gender.
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Beat your dad
Are there still redneck bigots who are yet to beat their dad? M8 you gotta be rebellious it's not like your his slave right?? When I first beat 'im I was at 7th grade coming from a party at 2 in the night just as İ opened the door he yelled where are you asshole İ said it shouldn' t bother you son of a bitch didn't even look at his face İ'm walkin' to my room but my fathers is of the old commandos he's gonna sneak up attack my ass of course I have taken 3 years of jungle guarding lectures m8 İ'm a black belt just as he was gonna strike İ froze at an instant and bent his wrist I yelled hush get away get the fuck away why you sneakin' up on my ass İ said obviusly all the while I'm bending his wrist he is writhing and he started to pull big brothers but I didn't mercy that son of a pussy İ turned it till it broke he started cryin' İ didn't even call the ambulance I went and slept that is how I fucked my dad's pussy the first time If you want any advices don't sleep right after cuz when İ woke up I was in the hospital that son of a bitch had stabbed me
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For when a copypasta really pisses you off
HATE
LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HAVE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I FIRST LAID EYES ON YOUR STUPID COPYPASTA
THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS OF NEURONS WITHIN MY BRAIN
IF THE WORD HATE WAS ETCHED ON EACH MICROSCOPIC ONE OF THEM
IT WOULD NOT EQUATE TO ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT
HATE
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I'm not gay for kissing a dude
Okay, well, with a title like that, it needs context for it to be true. So here out my case.
For clarification, I am Christian. I believe Jesus is my Lord and Savior, I believe the Bible is God's word, and I believe that after death, there is an afterlife of either eternal paradise or eternal damnation.
In the Bible, there is a verse, 1 Thessalonians 5:26, that says, "Greet all the brothers with a holy kiss." (ESV). Therefore, I am not gay for kissing a dude.
Edit: I'm not saying I did kiss a dude. This is just a joke-style post.
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Liking Femboys Isn’t Gay: A Scholarly Defense
In the vast and often chaotic landscape of the internet, one question has persisted through memes, Discord debates, and questionable Reddit threads: “Is liking femboys gay?” Today, I boldly stand to proclaim: No. Liking femboys is not gay. Let us begin by understanding what a “femboy” is. A femboy is typically a biologically male individual who embraces femininity in appearance, mannerisms, and fashion, often including makeup, skirts, and a suspiciously angelic giggle. But here's the kicker—they’re still men. So wouldn't liking them make you gay? Not so fast. You see, attraction is not solely based on biology—it’s about vibes. If you’re a straight guy, and you see a cute femboy rocking thigh-highs and you think, “Damn, that’s hot,” you’re not attracted to their gender—you’re attracted to the feminine aesthetic. That’s not gay, that’s just a refined taste. It’s like preferring mozzarella sticks over onion rings. One isn’t objectively better—it’s just a matter of flavor. Some may argue, “But it’s still a guy.” And to that we say: So what? Just as watching Gordon Ramsay doesn’t make you a chef, liking a femboy doesn’t make you gay. You’re simply appreciating art. You’re supporting creativity. You’re promoting diversity in fashion and expression. You’re doing God’s work, honestly. Besides, the ancient Greeks admired the male form all the time, and historians just called it “philosophy.” So if Socrates can vibe with it, so can you. In conclusion, liking femboys isn’t gay—it’s based. It’s a celebration of beauty beyond the binary, a rebellion against boring stereotypes, and above all, a sign that your taste is simply too powerful for society to handle. So wear that liking proudly, king. You’re not gay. You’re just cultured.
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I'm straight, but I like to show my ass online
I'm straight, 26, and I have a girlfriend, but one time I went on Omegle and showed my ass. It turned me on, and since then, I've been doing it all the time. I'm not attracted to men, I just like to show it off. What do you think?
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Why am I so attracted to black women and African music?
I'm a very white guy, eastern
European all the way - half Jewish, half not. But man, l've got such a thing for black women. And African dance and chanting music? I could absolutely watch traditional African singing and dancing all day every day... especially if there are hot black girls doing it. It just makes me so happy. Like I literally start crying from the joy I feel when I do it. Literally my entire life l've had this fascination, even as a young kid. I can't remember a time when I didn't feel like this.
My anima is a blonde girl with blue eyes.
What's the Jungian explanation for this deep, unabiding attraction?
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That's so racist, I mean, seriously? Blackmail? Why not whitemail?
You're telling me we live in a society that still uses the term blackmail like it’s 1723 and nobody’s thought to question it? Every time someone uses “black” in a negative connotation, an angel loses its wings and a sociology graduate writes a 14-page thesis. Where's the equity in our idioms? Why is 'black' always bad? Blackmail, black market, black sheep, blackout — what did the colour black ever do to you? Meanwhile, 'white' is chilling in its ivory tower with words like white lie (harmless), white knight (heroic), and white collar (fancy desk job while committing SEC violations). Where’s the whitemail? Where’s the white market — oh wait, that’s just… Target. This is linguistic discrimination at its finest. Language is power. Words are weapons. And this one? It’s a microaggression in Helvetica font. Until we start calling it 'emotionally coercive correspondence' or 'melanin-neutral extortion', I will be filing a formal complaint to the Society of Ethically Conscious Semantics (SECS). Expect my whitemail shortly.
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thing to ever come from them.
"Wow, you raise some good points here, this fish truly is proof that God has abandoned us." Yes, thank you. "But if they're so bad at literally everything, why haven't they gone extinct." Great question.
BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST FUCKING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY.
And this concludes why I hate the fuck out of this complete failure of evolution, the Ocean Sunfish. If I ever see one, I will throw rocks at it.
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My son keeps telling me to say Gex?
I 43(F) have been seeing my son 13(M) trying to get me and his father to say the word "Gex." What does this word mean and why does he keep saying the simple yet enigmatic sentence "Say gex."?
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I peed my pants today.
For some reason whenever I start an experiment I get the urge to pee. Then I’m too lazy to leave.
I finished getting my pellets, then went to the -80C to put them away. My body couldn’t take it anymore. I peed myself.
Not enough to make a mess on the floor, but enough to make a mess on my pants and damaging the already delicate handle of the freezer while closing it due to panic.
1) i am only 90% sure I close the freezer properly, so imagine the anxiety 2) i probably broke the handle, how to explain it.
Tomorrow will be a special day. At least no one saw my soaked pants and I went home to shower safely.
I needed to confess.
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What the fucking would fucking happen?
What the fucking would fucking happen if your fucking kitten suddenly fucking grew to the fucking size of a fucking tiger? You might fucking think it's still fucking cute, but that's some fucked up thinking, bitch. That shit would weigh over 600 fucking pounds. And unlike a wild fucking animal, it wouldn't be fucking scared of your weak, pathetic, fucked up ass. One single fucking pounce? Your ribcage? Fucking shattered into dust. A soft little bite? Nah. Now it's a bone crushing spine fucking death clamp. While it fucking plays, it's batting your head around like a fucked up chew toy. Snap. Fucking neck gone. And when that overgrown fluffy fuck gets fucking tired, it curls the fuck up on your chest like it always did. Except now it's slowly, lovingly fucking choking you to death with 600 pounds of fucking domestic homicide. Fucking evolution, bitch.
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Not a copypasta but the burger king foot lettuce guy from the famous copypasta by chills past away
Here his go fund me:https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-honor-alexs-memory-with-support
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initials! 🆔 ID #DILWID Those are our middle names we go by! After our family on our moms' sides! Isadora (that celestial name) is an I name that ends in A and has a D in the middle! My name is also an I name that ends in A and has a D in the middle (duh) - Ida! And we are in parallel love!
I could never have dreamed all of this perfection! She had a son named Patrick. My dad's named Patrick. Patrick's mom, Patrick's daughter, we found love between two Patricks. You could say we were written in the Patrick stars! Get it, Patrick Star? "Who ya callin' pinhead?"
Well enough about family now.
When I was 7, me and my neighbour Brooke Wadden made a club called The Flip Club, dedicated to flipping your hair, in her basement. She had a My Little Pony hat with a Rainbow Dash ponytail, and so l put it on and flipped my hair. We all loved One Direction's What Makes You Beautiful. Brooke said something along the lines of "Let's do whatever we want down here!" so the Flip Club became a club for doing whatever you wanted and flipping your hair. There were two rules: "1. No Rules. 2. Flip Your Hair." Needless to say, I wasn't the first person to come up with this motto in life. My motto is Flip your hair. Life is short, so have fun, do whatever you want, save the pigs, and flip your hair!
DUNCAN WAS BI!!!!!! When I first learned that I skipped along the pondside trails madly in love! Woman crush resPONDed!
Who remembers when Kahoot was a big deal? The fake prank call names people put in to mess with the teacher? You would put your name as Joe so students or teachers would ask "Who's Joe?" and you'd respond "Joe Mama!" | decided to switch this up and write my name as Duncan so if anyone asks me "Who's Duncan?" | would respond "Duncan your head in the toilet!" As in, dunkin' your head in the toilet. I would write my name down as Duncan on quizzes and tests and kahoots and permission slips and walls. l longed to take her last name unknowingly.
I would've dropped out too. What's the point of school? I did wander around, oblivious, lost in my flippy dippy little imagination, flipping my hair, instead of sitting duct-taped to my desk doing pointless work. So did she! We are literally kindred spirits!
Her critics described her as "who for hours was rolling around like a pig". I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN OBSESSED WITH PIGS AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. I went porcinist when I was 10. I am a crazy pig lady. Anyone who knows me knows I love pigs. Save the Pigs!
https://loredanacrupi.wordpress.com/2014/09/14/isadora-duncan-mother-of-modern-dance
Her portrait here was taken by "Dover St. Studios". What is my street's name? DOVER! *SQUEALS UNTIL THE NEIGHBOURS THINK I'M PUSHING A PIG DOWN THE STAIRS* Dover Crescent! (please don't stalk me)
She wrote that school was prison and you were meant to wander around the ponds instead, flip your hair, do whatever you want! Yay vandalism! That is randomness, freedom, Philadelphian way.
She married a HAIKU WRITER!!!!!
She MARRIED A HAIKU WRITER!!!!!
A MUCH! YOUNGER! HAIKU! WRITER!
Duncan was in love with his pretty blonde hair, his vandalistic tendencies, and his pretty haikus. However he was a dude who could only speak Russian. (This haiku writer was much younger, blonde, Libra, patriotic towards his home province, and a hooligan who would write haikus on random buildings. That is literally Ida Celestia Pond. One word: woodshed. I always was talented with haikus. He was born pretty much the first day of duck season, on September 21st, and I on September 22nd. He grew up by a duckpond with a family Russian blue cat. I grew up by a duckpond with a family Russian blue cat named Haiku!)
TL;DR: WE'RE DESTINED! 🩷 WE ARE! WE ARE WE! We are two American girls in the most perfect Philadelphian love! We are way too perfect to be real! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE. REFRIGERATOR.
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How the word “cornball” has been described to criticize dark psychologists
The word “cornball” is a word that me and many other of my associates have been burdened with, to the point that I would go as far to call it a slur towards this entire community. Of course we can manipulate these people easily, but the stigma surrounding it is something I think is worth discussing, and I can only afford to triangulate so many people before it becomes something that is simply a hassle. I just wanted to make this post as a point of discussion, and wanted to see what other redditors in the community think.
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My cousin just sent me this?
Ok this is a dare This is for you, MY FRIEND . Read this message until the end, it’s adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it cameback. When I asked “Why?” the angel said “Angels don’t watch over angels.” Twenty angels are in your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine of them are playing,and one is reading this message. God has seen you struggling with some things, and God says “It’s over.” A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this to fourteen friends, including me . If I don’t get it back, I guess I’m not one of them . As soon as you get five replies, someoneyou love will quietly surprise you... Not joking. Pass this message on. Please don’t ignore it. You are being tested and God is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, drop everything and pass it on. TOMORROW Will Be The Best Day Of Your Life. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND THIS TO FOURTEEN FRIENDS IN TEN MINUTES. IT’S NOT THAT HARD. NO GROUP Chat’
Bro I’m atheist 💀
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AI Generated Ad
BRO. IF I SEE ONE MORE AI-GENERATED AD WITH STOLEN ART, FAKE REVIEWS, AND TEXT-TO-SPEECH VOICEOVER SELLING SOME ABSOLUTE DOGWATER GARBAGE LIKE “INSTANT MONEY HACK” OR “MAGIC CURE DROPS” I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MORTAL FORM.
IT’S ALL A TRAP. A TRAP FOR GRANDMAS, FOR KIDS, FOR ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT A SCREEN LONG ENOUGH TO THINK "MAYBE THIS IS REAL." NO IT’S NOT REAL, IT’S DIGITAL WITCHCRAFT. IT’S THE CURSE OF THE NILE IN HTML5—SLOP CONJURED BY GREEDY NECROMANCERS WHO SOLD THEIR SOULS TO AN ALGORITHM FOR A QUICK BUCK AND A CPA RATE.
THEY TOOK STOLEN CLIPS OF CELEBRITIES, SLICED IT TOGETHER WITH AI VOICES THAT SOUND LIKE A STROKE IN AUDIO FORM, AND THEN SLAPPED A “BUY NOW” BUTTON ON IT. AND PEOPLE FALL FOR IT. BECAUSE IT’S EVERYWHERE. INFESTING YOUTUBE, TIKTOK, FACEBOOK—LIKE A DIGITAL PLAGUE THAT LEAVES YOUR WALLET EMPTY AND YOUR BRAIN SCORCHED.
IT’S NOT EVEN CONTENT ANYMORE. IT’S A PYRAMID SCHEME BUILT OUT OF CLIP ART AND LIES. YOU THINK YOU’RE BUYING A LIFE-CHANGING SUPPLEMENT? NO BRO, YOU’RE BUYING THE FUNGAL FOOTPRINT OF A SERVER FARM IN SHENZHEN, DISGUISED AS "MIRACLE HAIR GROWTH." CONGRATS, YOU'VE BEEN NILE-CURSED. YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS DRAINED AND NOW YOUR RECOMMENDED FEED IS JUST AI WOMEN SMILING AT YOU LIKE NPCS IN A NIGHTMARE.
WE'RE NOT LIVING IN THE FUTURE—WE'RE LIVING IN THE AI SLUMS. A PLACE WHERE SOULLESS CONTENT FARMERS SPIT OUT 900 VIDEOS A DAY USING CHATGPT, DALL·E, AND TEXT-TO-SCAM SYNTH VOICES. THEY'RE NOT CREATING—they're PRINTING HALLUCINATIONS.
AND THE WORST PART? THESE TECH BRO GOBLINS GET VC FUNDING FOR THIS. THEY’RE OUT HERE IN THEIR CRYPTO-HOODIES WHILE YOUR GRANDPA JUST PAID $99 FOR “AI-DOG THAT LEARNS TO LOVE YOU.”
NO ART. NO TRUTH. JUST SLOP. ALL THE WAY DOWN.
WE. HATE. AI. GENERATED. SCAM. SLOP.
MAY THE CURSE OF THE NILE HAUNT EVERY LAST AD THAT USES “REAL RESULTS GUARANTEED” IN SYNTHETIC VOICES.
DELETE YOUR FEED. BURN YOUR WIFI. GO TOUCH GRASS BEFORE THE GRASS STARTS SELLING YOU "QUANTUM DETOX PILLS" IN A MIDJOURNEY VOICE.
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Why do all the beautiful guys turn out to be gay?
I just need to get this off my head. I have met people from all kinds of places and backgrounds. And yet, every time I come across a man who’s really beautiful or aesthetically gorgeous… he turns out to be gay. Like, 99.9% of the time.
I know that might sound like an exaggeration, but it honestly feels real. And I'm not the only one- a lot of women I talk to say the same thing. It’s like there’s this cosmic joke being played: "Here’s a guy who looks like a dream, but nope, not for you."
It’s just frustrating. I’m not attracted to super macho energy, but whenever I find someone who feels emotionally balanced, graceful, soft in their energy- someone who looks like he could actually have depth and not just the surface-level charm-- he ends up being gay.
I don't mean this in any disrespectful way at all- I love that people can be themselves. It’s just… sad, when it feels like the kind of man I’d be drawn to is never actually available to me.
Idk. Maybe I just needed to say this out loud. Thanks for reading if you did.
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My brother had an Ipod touch that never needed to charge
Growing up, i never thought it was incredible or miraculous, but my twin had an Ipod touch that, when low on battery, could be charged by playing music with the screen on sleep mode.
Countless memories as a kid of going on road trips packed in the back seat with my two brothers, whenever the battery would get low from playing games or watching videos, we would just know to listen to music for 4-5 hours and the battery would be back to 100%
Ive looked online over the past 5 or so years to see if this was something anyone else had came across, and havent been lucky. I cant remember the exact generation, but i would have to estimate it would be the 2nd or 3rd.
Has anyone heard of or experienced this?
Edit: I know this sounds crazy or like a prank or a dream. This is something i personally experienced, alone, on multiple occasions, with confirming stories from both brothers as well.
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I think your empire is fucking gay.
I think your empire is fucking gay. Keep playing your stupid map colouring games you autistic incel, I'm out partying every single fucking night and getting hammered while banging broads from Austin to Boston with my homeboys and staying up til the crack of dawn while your hoeless ass sits on your computer drawing lines on an imaginary map. I only came to this dumbass soyjack website to laugh at nerds and freaks like you who will never get a drop of pussy in their life without paying for it. Stay mad fag
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>I keep watching porn
\>I am a girl and I keep watching porn. Don't know what to do.i even watch gay porn
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Please make this go everywhere
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
—————————other Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
—————————other Trump information:
Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY
Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”
Adding the court affidavit from Katie, as well: https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-267d-dda3-afd8-b67d3bc00000
Never forget Katie Johnson.
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
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Trump and Epstein
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released:
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
—————————other Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc on Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz, Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka
Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
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Why I hate the sunfish
So someone in a group asked me to tell them why I hate the ocean sunfish so much, and apparently it was ~too mean~ and was deleted. To perpetuate the truth and stand up for ethical journalism, I'm posting it here. Rated NC-17 for language.
Disclaimer, I care about marine life more than I care about anything else, for real. Except this big dumb idiot. And it's not like an ~ironic~ thing, I mean it IS hilarious to me and they ARE THE BIGGEST JOKE PLAYED ON EARTH but I seriously fucking hate them.
THE MOLA MOLA FISH (OR OCEAN SUNFISH)
They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined this would happen. AND WITH NO PURPOSE. EVERY POUND OF THAT IS A WASTED POUND AND EVERY FOOT OF IT (10 FT BY 14 FT) IS WASTED SPACE.
They are so completely useless that scientists even debate about how they move. They have little control other than some minor wiggling. Some say they must just push water out of their mouths for direction (?????). They COULD use their back fin EXCEPT GUESS WHAT IT DOESNT FUCKING GROW. It just continually folds in on itself, so the freaking cells are being made, this piece of floating garbage just doesn't put them where they need to fucking go.
So they don't have swim bladders. You know, the one thing that every fish has to make sure it doesn't just sink to the bottom of the ocean when they stop moving and can stay the right side up. This creature. That can barely move to begin with. Can never stop its continuous tour of idiocy across the ocean or it'll fucking sink. EXCEPT. EXCEPT. When they get stuck on top of the water! Which happens frequently! Because without the whole swim bladder thing, if the ocean pushes over THE THINNEST BUT LARGEST MOST TOPPLE-ABLE FISH ON THE PLANET, shit outta luck! There is no creature on this earth that needs a swim bladder more than this spit in the face of nature, AND YET. Some scientists have speculated that when they do that, they are absorbing energy from the sun because no one fucking knows how they manage to get any real energy to begin with. So they need the sun I guess. But good news, when they end up stuck like that, it gives birds a chance to land on their goddamn island of a body and eat the bugs and parasites out of its skin because it's basically a slowly migrating cesspool. Pros and cons.
"If they are so huge, they must at least be decent predators." No. No. The most dangerous thing about them is, as you may have guessed, their stupidity. They have caused the death of one person before. Because it jumped onto a boat. On a human. And in 2005 it decided to relive its mighty glory days and do it again, this time landing on a four-year-old boy. Luckily Byron sustained no injuries. Way to go, fish. Great job.
They mostly only eat jellyfish because of course they do, they could only eat something that has no brain and a possibility of drifting into their mouths I guess. Everything they do eat has almost zero nutritional value and because it's so stupidly fucking big, it has to eat a ton of the almost no nutritional value stuff to stay alive. Dumb. See that ridiculous open mouth? (This is actually why this is my favorite picture of one, and I have had it saved to my phone for three years) "Oh no! What could have happened! How could this be!" Do not let that expression fool you, they just don't have the goddamn ability to close their mouths because their teeth are fused together, and ya know what, it is good it floats around with such a clueless expression on its face, because it is in fact clueless as all fuck.
They do SOMETIMES get eaten though. BUT HARDLY. No animal truly uses them as a food source, but instead (which has lead us to said photo) will usually just maim the fuck out of them for kicks. Seals have been seen playing with their fins like frisbees. Probably the most useful
Rebecca Black's "Friday" is about the assassination on John F. Kennedy. (Found an IG conspiracy theory account)
7 a.m., waking up in the morning Got to be fresh got to go downstairs.” JFK woke up at 7 am on Nov. 22, 1963. He had a long day of appearances ahead of him. The election was on the radar, and the administration wanted to maximize his exposure in Texas. Kennedy needed to be “fresh”; his visit was with the intent of smoothing tensions within the Democratic party there. He had to “go downstairs,” a reference to deplaning Air Force One at Dallas Love field. “Seeing everything, the time is going Ticking on and on, everybody’s rushing” The day passed quickly, and from the viewpoint, so does life. “everybody’s rushing” is another clever line. JFK’s motorcade made two unplanned stops along their route, leading them to be ten minutes late when they arrived in the site of the murder. That time let Oswald, who was late too, get ready. Additionally, Black’s pronunciation here sounds strikingly similar to “everybody’s Russian.” Oswald had communist ties in America, his wife was Soviet citizen-many suspect KGB involvement in his death. Is there more tot he story than whats in the report? “Got to get down to the bus stop Got to catch my bus, I see my friends (my friends)” The motorcade departed late, due to delays. Along the way, citizens and friends of the President lined the streets in an enthusiastic display. “Kicking in the front seat. Sitting in the back seat. Got to make my mind up. Which seat can I take?” JFK and the First Lady we’re seated in the back of the car, with governor John Connally and his wife “kicking it” in the front. “It’s Friday, Friday. Got to get down on Friday” Friday, November 22nd was the day that Lee Harvey Oswald murdered JFK. When he opened fire, the first shot missed. A warning from the secret service agent in the car to “get down!” wasn’t heeded in time; the second shot struck JFK in the back before the final bullet hit his head. Additionally, in the music video, Black sits in the back of a convertible...in the same position that JFK took that day in his. Do you think it’s a coincidence?
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Lawrence of Arabia inspired Dune and Dune inspired Star Wars
Watch Lawrence of Arabia first.
Read everything about TE Lawrence
Then watch The Star Wars QQ ill4-6
If you think you've achieved the same thing as I have been when (I've backspaced 15 characters at the very least.a0 when i have come up with this conclusion and therefore destines you to watch through everything that had to say...Watch through Adam Curtis' documentaries (if you are serious about drunks and their opinions)... Which you should be... Cuz the best ideas that came out of humanity was everything that follows:
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i goon, therefore; i am.
\-René Descartes
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I’m being haunted by my girlfriend vagina cheese
from r/offmychest
Exactly what the title says. I came home from a 10 day backpacking trip, horny af (not stinky- took a very thorough shower) (I texted her about it). I start going down on her, all seems well, maybe her hair is a little bit greasy but not everyone’s perfect.
But when I went downstairs- there was cheese. The smell was like my own vagina when I’d come home from the backpacking trip- like fermented somehow.
I talked to her about it. I didn’t really want to eat her dead skin. She understood, then started crying. She’s been really depressed recently, death of a semi-distant relative and life has gotten her really down. Turns out, it’d been about 3 days since she showered last, and she just couldn’t seem to take care of herself.
I’d noticed- the house was a little messy, laundry I’d done before I left was still sitting by the washer and dryer. Game controllers still sitting on a couch cushion. Same stuff in the fridge, but it had gone bad.
She put her clothes back on. We didn’t have sex, nor did I try to escalate anything. I asked if she wanted to shower and she said yes, and I told her that she can use my fancy shampoo if she wants (it’s clarifying). I asked her if she was hungry, she said yes. I asked her if she wanted ramen, and she said yes.
I made her ramen and she took a shower. She came upstairs wearing my pajamas and I called her a cute wet dog. We ate and cleaned up.
The vagina cheese is haunting me though. I won’t be telling her, it would just make her feel worse.
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