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Fake Toll Plaza Set Up On India Highway, Cheats Government For 1.5 Years
https://inshort.geartape.com/fake-toll-plaza-set-up-on-gujarat-highway-cheats-government-for-1-5-years/

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Ban on women's education cause of distance with public: Taliban
https://www.aninews.in/news/world/asia/ban-on-womens-education-cause-of-distance-with-public-taliban20231208090033/

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Security call NSW Police to shut down Ashfield Mall Shopping Centre escalator reopening party
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-12-10/nsw-police-called-to-shut-down-ashfield-mall-escalator-party-/103211422

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Florida Joker Demands $2 Million From Rockstar Games For Using His Likeness In GTA VI
https://gameinfinitus.com/news/florida-joker-demands-2-million-for-his-likeness-in-gta-vi/

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North Korea condemns US veto of Gaza ceasefire call at UN
https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/north-korea-condemns-us-veto-of-gaza-ceasefire-call-at-un-israel-101702169469449.html

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'We all make mistakes,' says woman who got bit by an octopus she put on her face
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-friday-edition-1.5198577/we-all-make-mistakes-says-woman-who-got-bit-by-an-octopus-she-put-on-her-face-1.5241832

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Loudermilk says blurring Jan. 6 rioters’ faces is to protect them from ‘insurrection hunters’
https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/barry-loudermilk-jan-6-footage-blur-faces-rcna128782

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Poverty Pushes Freed Thai Hostages to Consider Return to Israel
https://www.voanews.com/a/poverty-pushes-freed-thai-hostages-to-consider-return-to-israel/7386133.html

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Deputies issue DUI to same man 2 times
https://neshobademocrat.com/stories/deputies-issue-dui-to-same-man-2-times,106864

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Pakistan: Woman killed after being seen with man in viral photo
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-67551554

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Man accused of groping woman in Bangalore metro claims he did not intend to touch her, but accidentally did so while attempting to pickpocket
http://www.beyondlayoff.com/2023/12/BangaloreMetroGroping.html

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Nearly half of men think they can safely land a plane in an emergency, survey finds
https://inshort.geartape.com/nearly-half-of-men-think-they-can-safely-land-a-plane-in-an-emergency-survey-finds/

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Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott apologises for using 9/11 hijackers as example of teamwork
https://news.sky.com/story/buffalo-bills-head-coach-sean-mcdermott-apologises-for-using-911-hijackers-as-example-of-teamwork-13025411

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Attorney suspended for throwing Pringles can with human feces at victim’s advocacy center
https://www.nbc15.com/2023/11/29/attorney-suspended-throwing-pringles-can-with-human-feces-victims-advocacy-center/

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iMessage app for Android has seemingly already been killed by Apple
https://www.androidcentral.com/apps-software/beeper-mini-stops-working

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Taliban Members Fed Up With Office Work, Ready to Quiet Quit
https://time.com/6263906/taliban-afghanistan-office-work-quiet-quit/

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Survey Finds Many Men Think They Can Land a Commercial Plane
https://www.travelpulse.com/news/airlines-airports/survey-finds-many-men-think-they-can-land-a-commercial-plane

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Cow dung fuels Japan's space ambitions
https://www.channelnewsasia.com/asia/cow-dung-fuels-japans-space-ambitions-moon-sniper-3972631?cid=internal_sharetool_iphone_07122023_cna

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Apps using AI to undress women in photos soaring in popularity
https://www.straitstimes.com/world/apps-using-ai-to-undress-women-in-photos-soaring-in-popularity

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Keanu Reeves’ Hollywood Mansion Robbed by Burglars in Ski Masks, Firearm Stolen
https://www.bingehulu.com/news/keanu-reeves-hollywood-mansion-robbed-by-burglars-in-ski-masks/

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American Chocolatier Charged in Deaths of Canadian Animation Pioneer and his Wife at Caribbean Resort
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/american-chocolatier-charged-deaths-canadian-animation-pioneer-wife-ca-rcna128699

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Casey DeSantis encourages Republicans nationwide to vote in Iowa caucus
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/09/casey-desantis-ron-desantis-iowa-election-fraud

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Man accused of groping woman in Bangalore metro claims he did not intend to touch her, but accidentally did so while attempting to pickpocket
http://www.beyondlayoff.com/2023/12/BangaloreMetroGroping.html

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Iranian Old Man’s Instagram Page Blocked Over “Criminal” Dancing Clip
https://iranwire.com/en/news/123316-iranian-old-mans-instagram-page-blocked-over-criminal-dancing-clip/

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Woman shot in buttocks by own gun during MRI appointment
https://healthimaging.com/topics/medical-imaging/magnetic-resonance-imaging-mri/mri-accident-woman-gun-shot-fda-report

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Woman arrested for shoplifting during ‘Shop with a Cop’ event
https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2023/12/woman-arrested-for-shoplifting-during-shop-with-a-cop-event.html?fbclid=IwAR3stqRmKbdn3gBA5kSWpBF8zBYgKEO26A2wOVyC3q0v7ruy_VEoJ_7qcVE

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Man accused of groping woman in Bangalore metro claims he did not intend to touch her, but accidentally did so while attempting to pickpocket
http://www.beyondlayoff.com/2023/12/BangaloreMetroGroping.html?m=1

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Australian men visit 99 pubs in 24 hours to break world record
https://inshort.geartape.com/australian-men-visit-99-pubs-in-24-hours-to-break-world-record/

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Fight In A Canadian McDonald's Breaks Out After Customer Complains About Pokémon Cards Not Being Included In His Happy Meal
https://www.outkick.com/fight-in-a-canadian-mcdonalds-breaks-out-after-customer-complains-about-pokemon-cards-not-being-included-in-his-happy-meal/

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Chinese garlic is a national security risk, says US senator
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-67662779

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