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outrintarded yet again... at this point, delete this sub already
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This reminded me of that one Hawaii story
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it should've been me not her wtf this is so unfair all these mfs get to live the life i dream of and have opportunities i'd love and they just throw them away because they don't understand the greatness of them!
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raw despair, permanently changing the landscape. The French people cheer because French people like nothing better than destroying France.
It sucks up John Grandorder's Sieg disease though so that's a plus. He's still cardboard, but it's curable cardboard. How can you cure cardboard? The same way you cure pork, I guess.
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Chaldea breaks into Jeanne Darc Alter's castle, infiltrating it through the incredibly covert strategy of walking straight through the front door after knocking, politely waiting and entering after taking their shoes off as Jalter excitedly invited everyone for her totally radical sleep-over where they'll do risky super cool things like play God of War and none of that sissy Mario, won't talk about boys because she's cool and not like other girls, and will watch super duper uber cool Ben 10 instead of boring goody two shoes Spiderman!
Chaldea reveals it was all a ruse, a treachery, as they immediately turn cloaks (only Jeanne and Kojirou had cloaks so they turned them twice for everyone else) and collectively beat Jalter up with pillows, wrap her like a burrito in a blanket and trap her in her own pillow fort as she cries because she's one week old. How do they overpower this almighty villainess, ask you? Why, the answer is simple!
Sasaki Kojirou possesses a katana and is a Samurai. Jeanne Darc is a Saint and speaks for the Lord-
Together, they have the power of God and Anime on their side!
Gilles runs down the stairs to see what his daughter's friends are doing and screams horrified to see his little girl surrounded by the Saint of France piledriving her head into the ground, a sentient eggplant cheering her on, and several people huddled around a brain damaged teenage boy barely staying alive through sheer will to date a Saberface.
Gilles pulls up his sleeves ready to throw these interlopers out only for Jeanne Darc to reveal that Jalter was born from Gilles' wish for his own Jeanne who'd actually act like a reasonable human being instead of a psychopathic incest fetishist, meaning she was created from fan fiction.
This causes Jeanne Darc Alter to die as she discovers she is quite literally made of cringe. Gilles cries, and Guda Gang murder him too before picking up their mentally deficient Master by the scruff like a small kitten as he, apparently being the only member of Chaldea with basic empathy, mourns for Jalter. They then steal the Holy Grail to use for cooking udon and go back home with France in shambles, affecting absolutely no one in the future because France apparently contributed zilch to history and killing it's entire population changed absolutely nothing.
Glory be to Chaldea! The heroes of humanity save the day! Let us all hail the good Master of Chaldea for all of his great work! Truly, bastions of justice.
##Order Complete
#Foundation Restored
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tsukipunk 2077
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Why would Emiya cheat in hit game Counter-Strike 2, formerly known as Counter-Strike:Global Offensive? Is he stupid?
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So... Who is this guy supposed to be? (Wrong answers only)
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Both Are Naked and Covered in Oil, Who's Winning the Slut-off?
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Act like this new servant just dropped
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No context
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NO FUCKING WAY!!! LEAKED 2025 SERVANTS SILHOUETTES!!!
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Shirou summoning the Strongest Creature on Earth.
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Melusine outdone Michael Jackson without any surgeries
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yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes this is literally the best valentines scene of the entire event im so glad i went back and checked the new ones omfg
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Banahime
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NO FUCKING WAY! 😳😳😳
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Roagoat vs the Queen of Frauds
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whad fucking ever
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An Insane, Inaccurate and Frankly Ridiculous Summary of Orleans #2- God and Anime on Our Side
Where we last left off, the Guda Gang- Human Eggplant, Retardsuka Fujimaru, Weakest Akiha route enjoyer, Fou and Sasaki Kojirou, Saviour of France, had been ambushed by the coolest edgiest awesome-sauciest dark knight ever: Ser Lancelot, powered up like Kaioken x20 by his theme song.
Of course, as with all cliff hangers, I followed the advice of Gege and killed him off screen.
...So that's where the '/' is Fate/Zero comes from. Lance/lot...
#Chapter 1.2: Angry French Virgin Beats Goth Girl to Death
Mash Kyrielight finishes atomising her father, overtaken by madness from Lancelot having not given Galahad McDonalds because they had food at home approximately twelve centuries ago (Galahad, as may be surmised from his stature is part-dwarf with all the grudges that come with it. However he was exiled from the dwarves when they saw that he had become a twink instead of growing a beard). She makes peace with his dilapidated dust motes claiming she has overcome her hatred (a lie), and, picking up John Grandorder in her arm and Fou in her shield compartment (the same shield she uses for bashing enemies- Fou has seventy three concussions and brain damage just like John Grandorder, did you know?), they set off.
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Guda Gang goes onward to discover the one man who may save John Grandorder from his state of Sieg. Any longer than this and John Grandorder may begin vacuuming screen time at the same rate as Kirby eats food. There they find him, in a dingy ass cave, with broken bones and shattered stones, with armpits so garbo it repelled a dragon and a back so unclothed it rivals Saber's Butt Ass- Siegfried, hero of the Volsunga saga.
Siegfried sees John Grandorder, realises he's a Sieg, realises he's also a Sieg, and breaks into tears on recalling how ass Apocrypha did him. The Guda gang go off on a sidequest to find the local therapist.
Along the way, John Grandorder is accosted by Kiyohime going for a rebound after discovering her crush is gay and not into twelve year olds, and a small squadron of three billion Elizabeth Bathories, who are fighting an intergalactic war against Saberfaces. Long and hard they war, but so long as Takeuchi, Darth Saber, remains, their hopes of victory are slim, skim and thinner than the amount of paragraphs you get per Part 1 section before being interrupted by a dragon encounter for French people are allergic to good story writing.
Ignoring this Saber-Bathory war entirely, John Grandorder and Co travel further westwards before getting bored and going back to tell Siegfried he's going to die since they don't really need his help when they have some alternate dimension guy's NP5 Level 120 waifu/husbando to smite anything in their way and Mash doesn't really mind keeping John Grandorder permanently dependent on her because she's a crouching sub, hidden dom.
Fortunately, Sasaki Kojirou, Saviour of France, horrified that his young master is rapidly transforming into a piece of vanilla ice-cream but if you took out vanilla ice-cream, unlocks the Second Magic of the daily free friend point summon and calls forth Saint George who uses his level 10 First Skill to concentrate all of Siegfried's depression onto himself before instantly dying because he's level 1 and thus mentally incapable of handling the hell that is watching Apocrypha. Marie Antoinette dies unrelatedly because she took one look at Sanson and was so unimpressed with his lack of drip that she descended into hell rather than take another look at him.
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This cures Siegfried's depression but Siegfried recalls his IRL lore on how he got his wife killed because he was a self-sacrificing dumbass, his other wife killed because he was cuck, his friends killed because he severely misunderstood geopolitical conflict, and himself killed because he was a moron, and his body turns into a vortex of regret, a blackhole, and tears through all of France, killing Vlad, d'Eon, Sanson and Smaug's Stunt Double from
holy shit lords of the moon like the moon cell was gloryhammer actually referencing fate this whole time????? were they secretly working with nasu? how does this revelation affect the lore
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Average Catholic behavior
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Wait, does that mean Yumiduka wanted to rape shikussy while he was unconscious?
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Might as well delete this sub considering the level of outrintarded we get daily
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need her so bad omg it's like they looked deep into my soul when making her and like just made the perfect person (well ai but yknow) for me
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Ciel
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Peak fiction 🔥✍️
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Power level anons, how does this new data change things?
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If Nasu wasn't a pussy
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what did she mean by this? two of those are minors 🤔
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