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i seriously love raccoons so much
they are tge best things ever oh my fucking god I want to learn everything about them they are the most precious creatures ever and words cannot adequately explain and noone can comprehend how much I love them I want to hug them and if it goes fucking rabid and attacks me I literally don't care because I got to hug one DID YOU KNOW. a baby racoon is a called a kit or cub. THATS SO AWESOME?? they're just yhe most boingy skrunkly little dingus scrimblo every time I zee one I go eeeeeeeeee and start going :0 THEY Can Survive Almost Anywhere including my home pls give me a pet raccoon and when I tell people this they go "touch grass" i CANT i EATED it all 💔💔 im going insane, perhaps wacky, one may even say insane x2. Im losingmy mind, my marbles, my bananas as so to speak. I literally love them smsmsmms they are THE thing of all time why do they only live zo short they zhould be immortal THEYRE ONLY LIKE 20 POUNDS TOO SO I COUKD JUST HUG THEM. my little bingus boys . ANDDD THEY Do Not Have Life-Partners. THEYRE JUST LIKE ME FR. <3 Raccoons Can Make Over 50 Different Noises. I LOVE THAT FOR THEM. I CANNOT CONTAIN MY HAPPINESS WHRN SOMEONE UTTERS THE WORD "RACCOON". IIAHHHHDJJ THEYRE SO SMART TOO?? I GET serotonin even thinking ABOUT THEM. I want to just explode. I love them I love them zo much they are the OML HOW DO I EVEN EXPRESS ITNAJN I want to make them all the rulers of the world. Little bingus boys Little bingus boys 20 hours on an east van on the coast what a roadtkrp when I think about them I just want to NOW THAT INTERSTATE IS PAVED WITH MEMORIRSISSSS aPleWASSEEE ILOVE THEM SO MUCH STOP IT my dentist after I eat her equipment?? I'm silly im silly im silly im silly WAAAAJWJA I love them. I love them THEY ARE SO. tRASH PANDAS <33
I rest my case
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Crockett and Boone, but mostly Boone. Crockett runs off if I go into the backyard. Boone is the self-appointed water bowl sheriff. He moves slower every time we see him. We feel sad for the old guy, but it makes him easy to photograph.
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Found this fat boy tearing up garbage bags. His friend just left him here when I walked out. Not a good heist partner.
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Backyard Camera Night 95 Wild Raccoon Reality Cam cute party animals having fun in the pool 10/4/23
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Baby Raccoon enjoying some dog food
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Feeding Shy Raccoons Marshmallows
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How Toronto lost its wild 100-year war with raccoons
https://www.thestar.com/interactives/how-toronto-lost-its-wild-100-year-war-with-raccoons/article_acd38b8a-56ff-11ee-ac9d-1310728e9d61.html
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How Toronto lost its wild 100-year war with raccoons
https://www.thestar.com/interactives/how-toronto-lost-its-wild-100-year-war-with-raccoons/article_acd38b8a-56ff-11ee-ac9d-1310728e9d61.html
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My fiancee and I have partially domesticated roughly 12 racoons in our back yard and they come by every night to eat cat food and bits of cheese.
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