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Might fuck around and post 'what the hell is wrong with people who love coffee?'
But i wont lol
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "wow, what a ride!"
-Hunter S.Thompson
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We use 'lbs' as shorthand for 'pounds' because of the Latin phrase "libra poundo." (Which is also where we got the term "pounds" from) @googlefacts
Again, how the hell did you come up with lbs from "libra poundo"??where is the 'b' and the 's'?..... Maybe they stand for total bullshit, bs🤦♀
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I thought the person who invented the stress ball is a genius untill i found out its not for throwing it at people who pissed you off.
What a moron🙄....i wouldn't deprive people of that satisfaction if it were me, even better i would have made it from cement
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Watch out for those
Have a nice Monday☺️☺️
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Gravity stay the hell away from me🧡🧡
Have a blessed Saturday ☺️
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Dear future husband, prepare yourself to get me tones of የለቅሶ ቤት ምስር when i get pregnant.
አሁን እራሱ ዝም ብሎ እያማረኝ ነው😭😭
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There is a huge difference between being a Man and a guy with age of big number.
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Good things happen to those who never give up.
-Me
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Dear Men,
Every male friend of your girlfriend is a potential boyfriend if you break up.
You are welcome.
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Don't you just love the sound of people minding their own goddamn businesses.
Its the most beautiful thing ever!
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"It is easier to see everything when the lights are on."
Stop telling people going through a hard time to start appreciating the little things, its hard to see those when it is dark inside. Find a way to help them bring the light back if you really care.
@Restlessbraincells
What do you want from me? Why don't you run from me?
What are you wondering? What do you know?
Why aren't you scared of me? Why do you care for me?
When we all fall asleep, where do we go?
(you need a good bass to appreciate this song well.)
Have a bright Saturday 🧡🧡
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They have a moo point😉
Morning beautiful people what a great day to sleep in and be lazy.... but no its a week day get yo ass up and hustle more.
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Interviewer : we heard you are from a wealthy family
Me: I wouldn't say rich but they do fine i guess
Interviewer :So how much?
Me : Its not something you measure but if you insist..... we don't mind መጥረግing our house በማታ
*ሀበሻ crowd: ohhh they filty rich😮😯🤭
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Best line i have heard in a while:
"mind so open his brain fell out."
😂😂😂
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You can miss it and still not want it back. Read that again.
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You don't know how long February had to wait to be this perfect. your time will come, just don't give up😁.....(ignore my events)
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