Willy Wonka🍫

25 May 2024 05:01

The cemetery looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in

Willy Wonka🍫

24 May 2024 11:30

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better.

Willy Wonka🍫

24 May 2024 08:50

I joined a gym last year, spent $200, and didn’t lose a single pound. Apparently, you have to show up

Willy Wonka🍫

24 May 2024 04:54

My therapist said time heals all wounds, so I stabbed her. Now we wait

Willy Wonka🍫

23 May 2024 10:45

if a candle shop burns down does it happen immeditely or
does it burn till all the candle wax melt

Willy Wonka🍫

23 May 2024 07:39

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest

Willy Wonka🍫

22 May 2024 11:30

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off

Willy Wonka🍫

22 May 2024 06:46

My sex life is like my bank account. Both are empty.

Willy Wonka🍫

21 May 2024 05:11

If the voice in your head is you then who is the one listening?

Willy Wonka🍫

19 May 2024 04:38

When I asked what drugs I’d be testing, security kicked me out. I guess "court-mandated drug test" doesn’t mean I get to try out the drugs for the police!

Willy Wonka🍫

17 May 2024 07:21

Left on Read,
Doesn't mean leave me alone😅

Willy Wonka🍫

12 May 2024 07:30

Bro don’t learn from his mistakes, bro’s mistakes learn from him

Willy Wonka🍫

07 May 2024 03:15

Yesterday I gave food to a beggar on the road. Today he came to my house and gave me a recipe book

Willy Wonka🍫

05 May 2024 06:22

please has anyone figured out what we should be doing while people are singing happy birthday to us?

Willy Wonka🍫

02 May 2024 14:55

A candle shop would smell nice if it’s burnt down

Willy Wonka🍫

24 May 2024 15:32

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug

Willy Wonka🍫

24 May 2024 11:04

Its Only when i sit in the exam hall and look at the paper, Do I realize why they gave 1year to study🥲🥲

Willy Wonka🍫

24 May 2024 06:08

Do girls look at other girls boobs and be like damn ?

Willy Wonka🍫

23 May 2024 16:48

If you are feeling bored, open the zip, put your hand inside, take out a book from your bag, and start reading.
Trust me, the internet has ruined us.

@toilet101
@toilet101

Willy Wonka🍫

23 May 2024 09:42

Yesterday my boss told me have a good day
so i went home, never saw him again

Willy Wonka🍫

22 May 2024 13:13

Apparently disney dislikes money

Willy Wonka🍫

22 May 2024 09:01

I was a train conductor for a while, but I kept losing my track. They said I had potential, but I just couldn’t stay on the rails. Eventually, they told me I was too off-track to keep the job.
#Puns

Willy Wonka🍫

21 May 2024 12:45

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work
🥲

Willy Wonka🍫

20 May 2024 12:26

I told my girlfriend, " I'm leaving you for a woman who can cook and clean daily." and she came with me.

@toilet101

Willy Wonka🍫

17 May 2024 17:58

Girl gives you Instagram password but sugar mommy gives you ATM password

THINK BOYS THINK

Willy Wonka🍫

16 May 2024 18:57

My non-english speaking friend asked who's 'Feat' and why is he in every song😂😂

Willy Wonka🍫

09 May 2024 19:29

Keep forgiving people until you buy a pistol

Willy Wonka🍫

06 May 2024 08:15

its only when a mosquito lands on your balls, You'll learn precison rather than strenght🍒🦟

Willy Wonka🍫

04 May 2024 04:52

Dating a neighbor is nonsense you be receiving texts like ‘babe is everything okay… saw your mom chasing you with the broom 😂’


@toilet101

Willy Wonka🍫

01 May 2024 14:55

Someone could have the power to freeze the time and we would never know