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Whoopee Cushion 2.0
Someone ditched thier colostomy bag in the parking lot of a gas station.
I wasn't paying attention and stepped on it.
It was like a whoopee cushion 2.0.
..and yes it shat.. literally all over me.
💩
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The tree in the field
Let me set the scene, I was about 3 or 4. My brother was 12 and my sister was 14. Our mom took us to a huge field to play with our kites and toss around a football, and in the field was this huge oak tree, it was the middle of summer so it had its leaves and it was big to the point where nobody could reach a branch without getting a running start and a bunny hop, but that's besides the point. I was running around the field and then told my mom I had to use the bathroom really bad. She said to wait and she'll be there in a moment so I can go in front of the tree, and she would cover me so nobody would see.
Not even a minute and a half went by, my sister was using the kite and she hollared, "MOM, *my name* HAS HER PANTS TO HER ANKLES!"
My mom turned to see my pants completely down and taking a wizz next to the tree. I wasn't even facing it. My mom had to run up to cover me, and my sister's screaming obviously caused some attention so other around probably did see.
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My experience with a loco teacher and a priest (accused of child molestation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5GmDS4h-Ss
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Argument over keys
So essentially me and my best mate both started in university in September 2022 and we are both interested in accounting as a part of our course we need to do a marketing module each semester each year
For our assignment we had to do a couple of things
- create a fake business I.e. industry, if it’s a good or service, if it’s a for profit or non profit
- say if we’d use traditional or modern marketing I.e. instagram and TikTok vs flyers and radio
- create a marketing plan
- say how we’d expand the business
We were SUPER behind so for the last 3 nights we pulled all nighters to get the work done then I was dropping him home earlier in our sleep deprived state after living on boost energy and take away for 3 days we decided to stop to get a bite to eat and after I parked and put my keys in my left pocket with my wallet we managed to get into an argument over it because of reasons so we finished our food and had an awkward drive back to his after a nap it’s funny to think about but 6 hours ago I was ready to throw hands
Tldr: didn’t sleep for 3 days and got in a fight over car keys and pockets
https://redd.it/1226zq4
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bean bag girl
Alright so this was a while back and I had just recently been reminded of this by one of my friends who I already told this too and thought I’d share it here. So back March if 2022, I went over to this girl’s house that i’d been talking to for a while and we were just gonna watch a movie then I was gonna eat dinner at her place. We went down into the basement and there was a couch, a tv, and a singular large beanbag off in the corner of the room. We sat down to watch the movie and as the movie went on she kept smacking me with pillows and I told her to stop but she wouldn’t. The movie ended and we were gonna go back upstairs to get the food then head back down stairs. I went up the stairs first because she kind of slacked behind. As I was about halfway up the stairs something catches my legs and I fall and bust my chin. She had somehow lugged a huge beanbag up the stairs and it hit me. Keep in mind this staircase was decently long. After I got up i asked her, already knowing the answer, “Did you throw the beanbag at me?” to which she replies with a stern “No”. We go upstairs eat dinner then a little while later I go home. Soon after I block her.
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Going For A Putt
When I was younger, probably 18 or 19, my friend and I would get a couple of quarts of Schlitz Malt Liquor and drive down to Huntington Beach around midnight while drinking them and then stop at the Jack In The Box for a couple of burgers. I would always smoke a joint. He didn’t smoke. We called this, going for a putt, and I usually had to talk him into it but he got into it once we started.
Never had a problem except once. Just as we were turning from Beach Blvd onto PCH, a cop comes up behind us with his lights and siren blazing. This was when weed was still a prosecutable offense. Anyway, I was shitting bricks and shoved my other joint in my mouth to eat it, because I had always heard that’s hat people did. Big mistake. I already had cotton mouth and that dry weed just coated the inside of my mouth.
The one cop comes up to the drivers side and asked for our ID’s and asked what we were doing. My friend told him we were going to Jack In The Box to get something to eat. A couple of minutes later he comes back and gives back the ID’s and says they were looking for a robbery suspect and our car kind of looked like the one used.
So we took off and got our burgers and drove home after that. Happy ending.
I was spitting weed for a week.
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Not really a story but...
You know you're not all there when you pick up a toothpaste from the holder and then you pick up another toothpaste instead of the toothbrush before brushing your teeth.
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misunderstanding as a kid
when i was a kid, and i saw a science article in the news or something that stated the scientists had "99% confidence" in a result, i didn't know they were talking about an objective measure of uncertainty, i just thought they were really cocky and overestimating themselves.
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Weed Pen Sets Off Smoke Detecter in College Dorm Room.
so I was sitting in my college dorm room hitting some blinkers. all of a sudden my smoke alarm goes off and makes an ear piercing sound. it’s going off probably from my pen so I grab all the paraphernalia in my room and put it in my pocket. then I decided to spray some Axe in my room. the smoke alarm isn’t letting up so I try and clear the room of the vapor with a pillow and opening the door. it’s still going off so I go to see the RA and that’s when I saw two police officers walk into the building. I told the RA that it went off and I don’t know why and then followed the police to our room. when we got there I opened my door and the officers searched my room and found nothing. they smelled Axe so they asked if I sprayed that, and I said yes. The officers said that could of been the reason it went off.. as long as I wasn’t smoking inside the room. I said I wasn’t smoking in the room and said it must have been the Axe and they eventually left. There I was, fried out of my mind with terrible cotton mouth and bloodshot eyes, lying to police in my dorm room. Just wanted to share this story cause I had some good fucking luck and it was pretty funny.
https://redd.it/11w7vrw
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My sis is religious but doesn’t believe in ya boy JC, I Think
Ok, fuck the bullshit, including this Intro. My sister is a real scared bitch. A spooked spokeswoman if you will, considering her snitch ass Karen energy that I somehow have to entertain every night.
Anyways…
It all started a year ago. She had what I believe to be, a sleep paralysis. Apparently some fucking filth faced faced Cuck Demon light source was among her bed sheets. I had SP before & I now know demons aren’t real, ya fucking historically brainwashed psychopaths. I still love her by the way, but I do lose brain cells around her. She thought she had the right of way over pedestrians, but let’s not embarrass her that much.
Anyways, after she had the father bless the house multiple times, she still persisted in paranoia. I stay up late and & I am freaked out by the fact she will not sleep. Quite ironic in a movie plot if you ask me, but ghosts aren’t real. She stands by my room & acts as if she is grabbing something out of our teenie little closet, when all there is, is towels. I feel as if she listening for a snore. She sniffles quite loud & then circles back & forth in her room for about 10 mins before repeating. Wtf is that?
I lay in my bed, waking to this sound as I have now placed a towel under my doorway to ignore the creeps only to hop up seeing that some body stepped in my doorway. At that moment I am awakened. Wtf.
She constantly creates drama when I get home from work & I try to be patient, but sometimes I just ignore her causing her to lash out & ask the weirdest shit I have ever heard. I happen to be weird myself, but my God. Why do you want know if my butthole puckers from the sounds of a jellyfish on land? That’s very peculiar… still love ya but now I’m very concerned.
Anyways, (for the last time) she follows me into the kitchen every time I get a night snack. Hunches over me & texts my parents if I upset her in the slightest way. “Oh lil bro pushed a pickle down the drain” “His throw up sounds won’t let me sleep” “Oh, now he’s mixing pepsi & cola. Please call 911 & whoop his little booty cheeks before they arrive. I won’t snitch on that part.”
Karen’s. You gotta hate em, even if they share blood.
I called her Satan in the kitchen & she darted out.
I have to wear earphones & mute my phone when I use YouTube or she will yell at me to stop.
I gotta lot on my chest but I have refused to confess due to her knack for conflict, hence why I ignore a sis.
So, yeah… I called her Satan. One of the forbidden words she is allowed to hear according to some undercover pedo priest.
She tried to call me a “drama
king” after repeatedly antagonizing me & now I am curious…
Am I the ass hole?
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Dialysis mate revenge pranks his sister
So while at dialysis today, my neighbor told me a funny story about his weekend. So his sister came to his house while he was asleep and downloaded an app that showed April 1st for everyday. Now when he woke up the next morning he was confused cause alarms didn't go off but his phone said it was Saturday so he went back to sleep. It would be until after her shift that the sister called him apologizing about missing his treatment. He was groggy and told her it was Saturday he didn't have treatment but she told him it was infact Friday.
So in retaliation the next day he came to her house at 5 in the morning and quietly connected his phone to every smart device in the house, left, and waited across the street. Then blasted at full volume Afro Circus from Madagascar. She then chased him down the street in her pajamas until he turned it off.
Guys a legend lolol
https://redd.it/12aw7lx
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The School Teacher
so i was in my classroom i was in 5th grade minding my own buissnes and then i wanted to go to the bathroom and then i asked my teacher if can i go to the bathroom the teacher said that ive interrupted so i cannot go to the bathroom and then ive peed in my chair i was embaresed cuz the fucking techear did not let me to go to the bathroom and then the teacher said why didn’t you tell me i said i just tell you stupid biach
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Storytime!
Hello, hello! This is a story about my sister. For privacy purposes, I will not share real names or real ages. My sister, (let's call her Fairy) went to the store with our dad. "Hey, dad! I hope that we meet a Karen!" Fairy whispered to our dad. She was joking, by the way. A bit later, they meet someone that worked with our mom. Her name was Karen.
https://redd.it/129s7wb
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Beyblade is hilarious
So when I was playing with my Beyblades with my friends, I brought out a very old bey from the cho-z series that had worn out clicks, my friends called me outdated but we battled anyways. since they bey had served me well and could overpower even a db bey I decided to use it. midbattle, in my best joker voice, I said,"You're never gonna burst me!" and right after that, the bey had burst. My friends where laughing at that incident for a good couple of minutes
https://redd.it/121ic6s
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I'm so done with people!
I am deleting the following people since they never post anything and I rarely speak to them.
Sorry for the short notice:
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Alex Bogle
Timmy Parsons
If you went through this entire list looking for your name, I do apologize for completely wasting your time. I have no clue who these people are. I stole this from another page... now steal this and prank another group 🤣😅🤣 have a great day people!
https://redd.it/11yzcs3
@r_funnystories
Imagine Being Able to See What You Used to Daydream About…
Well, I can.
Sort of…
When we were much younger, my bestie and I would stay up late writing stories. They were basically about anything and everything we wanted to happen. So the characters included our classmates, siblings, and teachers. Sometimes, in these stories, we made flat out weird or mean comments, other times people were killed or put on trial. YUP. A specific one, though, has me cringing again and again.
At the end of an especially dramatic story, we included a historical note (AKA what we wanted to happen to the main characters in real life, who were us and our crushes). Basically we said our governor took over as an evil dictator, causing a statewide civil war, in which several of our loved ones died. We could only communicate with TWO boys who we liked over a secret internet platform. After four long years, the war ended, I became governer and burned all the face masks, and married my crush (who is honestly not good lookin.)
The end!
https://redd.it/11y7737
@r_funnystories
I pranked my school In the best way
My sophomore year of high school I was cleaning out an old building we had and found my dads old box of pornos. Note this box was 2 feet in diameter and 3 feet deep and weighed almost 200 pounds. One day I decided to put stack in my friends cars later turned into me sneaking around in a black hoodie putting them on peoples windshield. Not even half done with the box the parking lot of my school was covered in nudie mags and the school had a big meeting about it. Even though my principal was having a hard time not laughing some Karen’s complained. I was never caught. There is still on magazines on the roof of the school that hasn’t blown off and I have yet to figure out why or how.
https://redd.it/11xdrkh
@r_funnystories
Just thought of a funny memory
So I just thought of the time I went to Maine to visit my uncle and he gave us lobster for the first time. I didn’t like it so I said I wasn’t hungry, and he was like “nah you’re hungry you just don’t like it” to the whole table and everyone looked at me. I was so humiliated and thought it was the funniest thing at the same time. So yeah. Thought I’d share just cause I had a great laugh at remembering it
https://redd.it/11x3e3f
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🎂🎂🎂🎂
🎁 Today @r_funnystories is 4 years old.
🎉 Congratulations! 🎈
Fairy Visit
I was visited by a different fairy today, not the tooth fairy, but the diarrhea and vomit fairy called Vibriosis, from the oysters I was so happy about.
Firstly, I would like to thank God, for always remembering me. I have never avoided extremely rare consequences- from anything innocent I have ever done in my life.
Secondly, I would like to thank the fishermen and grocery store that graciously gifted me with this potentially life threatening bacteria.
Thirdly, I would like to thank mother nature, and my body - for dealing so efficiently with this bacteria, that I will finally get to do the in depth cleaning of my whole apartment, that I kept putting off!
https://redd.it/11vkhnw
@r_funnystories
I’d like to read your story
Hi! So I’m not sure if this qualifies. But I actually host a podcast and my cohost and I are looking to read some crazy/funny stories! With permission of course. If you’d like to share, we will be reading Monday. Thank you =]
https://redd.it/11v5ne0
@r_funnystories