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God I fucking love Reggie.

God I fucking love Reggie. I don't know why but for some reason I fucking love that rat. I want to be with him and hug him and kiss him and tell him I love him. I wanna fuck him sure, who doesn't, but I want to be something more in his life and hate the fact that he's a fictional character who will never be real in a way I want and even if he was I'm self-aware enough to know that he is miles out of league. I fucking wish I could forget the fucker so I don't feel lonely everytime I even hear a name on the radio that even resembles Reggie.

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I think it’s ok to be aroused by Pokémon

I think that it’s ok to be sexually aroused by Pokemon. More so, I think it should be encouraged in the games and anime, and GameFreak should lean into it.

Firstly, some Pokemon are shown to be much smarter then humans. Kadabra has been said to have an IQ over 5000, which is gigantically more than the definition of an animal, which have an IQ between 0 (Worms and Fish) and 65 (Apes and Octopus). Thus, they are smarter then needed to be able to give consent. Secondly, the argument could be made they are not as empathetic as humans, and thus can't give consent. This is proven not to be true numerous times in the anime, by watching Meowth. In Season 2, Episode 16 of the Pokemon show, it is established that he is no smarter or different then regular Pokemon, he simply learnt to walk by watching a dance rehearsal and later learnt English through a picture book. Throughout the following seasons, it’s shown how he schemes, laughs, cries and even at points, deceives people into thinking he is a human (in order to steal Ash's Pikachu of course). And the last piece of damning evidence - a folk tale in the Canalave Library (Pokémon Diamond and Pearl) literally STATES that humans used to marry Pokémon. This was removed in the English translation. Gamefreak, if you wanted us to fuck Pokémon, just say it.

Conclusively, Pokemon aren't animals. They are intelligent, with empathy and kindness, and should be treated as equals. Denying them the right to have sex with humans removes their freedom, which is racist, and frankly, unamerican.

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On E621 you found pics of big dicks

On E621 you found pics of big dicks

You clicked on a dick and saw wolf dad quite thick

Huge canine could have such good times in bed

Gone red in the head; when you seeded you said,

“Oh please on my knees, I can trust my beliefs

That hoping will bring this hung beast into being!”

The screen goes quite green with a spark and a sheen

Two arms shove on through like a muscle machine

Beware of the head with long fangs or you’re dead

‘Fore long a big wolf is stood over your bed

You suck up the musk of the beastie’s deep pelt

You stare at the size of the tool on his belt

He growls and gets closer and closer but yet

Your eyes are like owls and you can’t hightail it

Or rather your tail is hijacked by the wolf

Your thighs are rubbed raw by the heat of the froth

The mess that he makes causes shakes as he mates

Your baited breath fast on his furry chest plates

He’s faster and faster and faster and strong

Weak attempts to struggle will always go wrong

With growls and some howls and a deep moan of lust

The huge werewolf dad finishes right in your butt

Your face may be drenched but the beast is not fazed

His tool has not ceased and erupts in a craze

The big glowing eyes gaze upon you, and drawls:

“Good thing you were here all alone in your drawers

‘Cuz I was quite ready and rarin’ to go

I needed a cutie to have a good row

You don’t mind, I’m sure, if we do it again

A big wolf like me can go at least ten

Now hike up those hips, on a pillow bite down

I’ll round out your belly and see if you frown

I’m sure that you won’t ‘cuz you seem to quite like

A werewolf like me going hard through the night”

With that the big wolf dad grabs tight on your wrist

And forces you down for a long wolf-knot kiss

Regrets? You have none as you lick up his sweat

You’ll happily stay as the wolf dad’s new pet

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I want to have a side hustle writing story's for furries and yes I am experienced

I know quite a lot about the furry random as most of my friends are furries. I am trying freelance writing. I have been writing for over ten years. My prices are negotiable. Unfortunately how ever I can only get paid through cash app.

https://redd.it/w9rsoy
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On E6 mod Knotty Curls’ user page:

Click this if I've banned you for being underage

If I've caught you, you shouldn't be on the internet.

It was probably very easy for me to catch you.
It likely took less than 5 minutes.

Think what I do is creepy? Now imagine what predators are doing with your data. Your data which is probably still publicly available.

No, you should not be roleplaying.

No, you should not be discussing and sharing explicit furry art with people online.

No, you probably are not able to spot a skilled manipulator, even if you tried.

No, you are not mature for your age. No matter what anyone else might say.

I understand not having people to talk to in real life. I've been there. I was groomed. In fact, I wouldn't be on these furry sites if not for predators.
You're probably around the same age I was when that was happening. It was a process that took several years.

These communities are not something you want to be raised by. Same goes for most fandom communities. Anime, games, whatever.
They know where to go to find people like you.

Some people grow up alright in spite of all this, but I've seen enough cases where they don't.
To loosely quote a friend: "The worst part of teaching is seeing kids you know aren't gonna come out ok."

I cannot catch all of you, and I cannot help all of you. The most I can do is try to teach you something here.
I would rather you be on e621 than any other furry site. We do try our best to get rid of predators, and it's easy to spot who you should avoid.
But if I've caught you? Seriously reconsider what you are doing online and elsewhere.

https://redd.it/v5at6s
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Furry Meridia

A NEW HAND TOUCHES MY FURRY PUSSY. LISTEN. GET HARD AND OBEY. A FOUL UTI HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE. A UTI THAT YOU WILL DESTROY. MAKE ME SCREAM INTO THE DEPTHS OF MOUNT KILKREATH. AND I WILL MAKE YOU THE INSTRUMENT OF MY OTHERWORLDLY ORGASM

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Closeted furry challenge: year 80

I have done it, 80 years and I haven't told a single soul that i'm a furry. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a shock collar that will electrocute me if i start to utter anything about furries in public. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

https://redd.it/s28di5
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Master chief#

You have no idea how this fandom works, do you? Why the furries built it ? Hating doesnt kill yiff, it feeds us, human, covenants, whatever! We are all equally yiffable. The only way to stop them is to cuddle them into consent #master chief

https://redd.it/ruygfh
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oWowOwoWowOwoWowOwoWowOwoWowOwoWowOwoWowOw

Yummy yummy yummy I got cummy in my tummy and it feels so fluffin good

https://redd.it/rrrtf7
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Femboy dragon foot fetish


Just imagine the strong grip of a muscular, sexy femboy dragon’s scaly, hard, and slippery talons. BUT the thing is, dragons usually have less or no scales at the bottom of their sexy, wet and slippery talons because of fact that they need to move their feet to grip things and to hunt. This makes it so that the bottom of a dragon’s talons is usually soft, warm, and usually padded. Now that we have all that out of the way, just imagine receiving a footjob from a hot muscular dominant femboy dragon. It would feel extremely good, as the combination of some soft warm padded talons along with a very strong grip, will make you cum very easily, over and over too. The sensation of a dragon’s warm padded talons against your warm soft skin just makes an absolutely perfect combination.
Now imagine just shoving your face into a dragon’s soft padded talons, your face would push against its meaty pads and you’d be greeted with a musky smell, similar to those of corn chips. You whip out your tongue and slowly rub it along the walls of its talons, making him blush and chuckle, and then you start sucking on its claws individually. You’d later be plunging your face In between his toes, constantly licking and making him edge closer to busting. It’s a great experience to have fun with a dragon, and being a slut, trust me, I’ve learned from experience.

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🎂🎂🎂
🎁 Today @r_furrypasta is 3 years old.
🎉 Congratulations! 🎈

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Wake Up Call

https://i.imgur.com/pQqDY0e.png

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OMG Please stop entering free art raffles.

You should always pay for your art pieces, no matter where they come from. Please consider this a life lesson to not undervalue people's works - even if they present them as free. Thank you so much for listening, and please ignore the post three above this one. Thx so much.

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On Public Transportation, a Hyper Such as Me...

On public transportation, a hyper such as me

Should always seek to stomp somewhat carefully

Avoid the backs of others and don’t tread upon their feet

Beware of huge hyper bits knocking riders from a seat

When carrying weight that makes the train shake

No passengers sleep, they’re all wide awake

They can’t help but stare at the bulge in my clothes

I’m ripped and well muscled from toes to my nose

And everyone knows that while hypers try hard

Sometimes we stick in the turnstile while swiping a card

So please pay no heed as we slump on by

Though you should be warned, our musk makes you high

While it’s certainly no guarantee of bacchanalia,

Hardly anyone stays flaccid around our genitalia

Balls big as recliners that smoosh riders into glass

An ass that won’t quit smacking snouts on the pass

Tits that pop free with the gentlest of jiggles

And a sea of lush fur providing plenty of wiggles

There’s not much for clothes that contour to our shapes

Yoga pants, for example, leave little doubt on the tapes

Hyper exposure can lead to symptoms alcoholish

Often solved with a doggy pile train car spit polish

I go with the flow, I don’t bother with details

I’m less of a prude, rather a professor of tails

My monthly train pass allows unlimited riding

And busses are always convenient for sliding

When I take to the skies you can bet I travel first class

(And second and third and well into business class)

Have you noticed, of late, how the planes seem quite small?

Even the pilots sometimes have to share room with my balls

The only thing that us hypers do fear

When out and about showing off a huge rear

Are the bane of existence, the worst offender, real haters

The absolutely awful, no good escalators

Please banish these insane mechanical devices

That torture us hypers with claws and with vices

Otherwise please go ahead and feel free

To scoot over and make room for a hyper or three

On the next bus you ride or train car you enjoy

And excuse us if your rump we employ

To keep our seed from flooding out the station

For hypers such as me on public transportation

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I want to have a side hustle writing story's for furries and yes I am experienced

I know quite a lot about the furry random as most of my friends are furries. I am trying freelance writing. I have been writing for over ten years. My prices are negotiable. Unfortunately how ever I can only get paid through cash app.

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Warning, popufurs are not who they seem to be!

I saw SonicFox at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told them how cool it was to meet them in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother them and ask him for photos or anything. They said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but they kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing their hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard them chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw them trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in their hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first they kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, they stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, they kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Knots should be measured in volume

Knots should be measured in volume. Think about it. If someone has a 20cm knot but only like 3cm in diameter its not that much knot. I get it would be harder to measure. You could probably use the formula of a truncted cone or cylinder.
If you fill a measuring jug full, put your knot in it so it overflows and measure how much water displaced you could find the volume of your knot that way. That’s how barkimedes would do it

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Who are you barking at?

Who are you barking at right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much i yiff a year? I mean even if i told you, you wouldnt belive it. Do you know what would happen if i suddently decided to stop yiffing? A furry con big enough it can be listed on e621 goes belly up. Disappears! it ceases to fuck without me. No you clearly dont know who your barking at, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, mods! I am the fluff. A guy opens his door and gets yiffed and you think that out of me? no. I am the one who knots!

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Don't hate me

n*gg* Don't hate me cus im fluffy, maybe if yo got rid of that ol' yeeyee ass mane yo got you'd get some worgens on yo' bone. Oh better yet maybe tanisha would call ya dawg ass when shes done cudling with that lion or tiger shes cuddling with, Furryyy

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Vappy is waifu

Can we all just agree vaperon is sexy though? Just imagine cuddling up to your pet vaperon in bed, the light moisture surrounding her smooth rubber like skin. At some point you notice your cock pushing against the fabric of your boxers and you feel a wave of embarrassment. She looks up at you with twinkling eyes and smiles. you feel her tail shift down to you boxers and curl around the top to remove them down to your knees. At this point you are rock hard and the tip of her warm moist tail starts teasing the head of your cock. Then she's starts full on strokes and grips your cock so tight it hurts just a bit. She keeps going and slowly increases in speed until your head is covered in precum. She starts going at max speed and you feel the cum about to burst out and you send several ropes all over her tail and the bed sheets. After a moment your breathing slows, she smiles at you and licks your cummies clean from the bed. You go back to snuggling and fall asleep.

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h-h-hold it r-r-right there! nuzzles you into compliance

You have the right to be furry. Anything you bark can be replied to with OC emojis. You have the right to talk to a cuddlebuddy for advice before we yiff your fuzzy pomperdunkle. You have the right to have a safeword during blanket time. If you cannot afford a fursona, one will be appointed for you before any 'uwu what's this?' if you wish. If you decide to smooch a maw without a femboy present, you have the right to stop oopsy-woopsying at any time.

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